Category Archives: Personal

I’m Thinking Of Shaving My Head And Keeping My Beard

Posted on May 16, 2008 by Luke Ford

I want to go for The Road Warrior look. From my live cam chat: palestine4ever: It’d be a pity if Leah Kleim were estranged in the face of your sexual power, Chaim ChaimAmalek: I am totally focused on the upcoming … Continue reading →

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‘Hell is Other People’

Posted on May 16, 2008 by Luke Ford

That’s one of my father’s favorite sayings (it is from Jean-Paul Satre’s play No Exit). He was always trying to avoid the hordes of people descending on him. On some Sabbath mornings in Australia, he’d put me on a bike … Continue reading →

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Where Is Luke?

Posted on May 15, 2008 by Luke Ford

Darrah writes on porn star babylon: No not the original Luke Ford. That Luke Ford no longer writes about the adult industry. He became really religious and now writes about Jewish issues. Good article here about him as the first … Continue reading →

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I’m The Only Convert To Judaism Who Actively Seeks Out Anti-Semites

Posted on May 15, 2008 by Luke Ford

I call it outreach. You might call it betrayal. Anyway, the natives are restless in my chat room: Gina: Luke claims I’m a tease Gina: he knows me so well palestine4ever: Gina, what is your relationship with Luke? Gina: didn’t … Continue reading →

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‘What Kind Of Orthodox Jew Are You?’

Posted on May 15, 2008 by Luke Ford

A friend calls. I confess my sins. Friend: "What kind of Orthodox Jew are you?" He’s irate. Luke: "A horny one." Friend: "I can’t wait till you give it up. "You could be extremely dangerous. I see you in ten … Continue reading →

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‘It’s a white delusion that inside every third worlder is a liberal ex-Episcopal priest waiting to get out’

Posted on May 15, 2008 by Luke Ford

The California Supreme Court’s legalization of same-sex marriage is great news for Republicans this November. Voters will turn out in droves to overturn this decision. If I were a homo, I wonder which of the rabbis who’ve rejected me would … Continue reading →

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Even If The Jews Won’t Have Me…

Posted on May 14, 2008 by Luke Ford

From my live cam chat: ChaimAmalek: Luke, if the haredim declare that you are not a Jew, would you continue to regard yourself as one? ChaimAmalek: Is there a point where, having been stripped of your status by orthodox bet … Continue reading →

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Is My Live Cam What We Will Remember From The Bush Years?

Posted on May 14, 2008 by Luke Ford

I’m playing football in my hovel: palestine4ever: There is a painful deficit of rage-inducing material on the front page today. palestine4ever: I rely on LukeFord.net to outrage me and keep me on the heterosexual path. palestine4ever: Luke, if you could … Continue reading →

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You Touch Me And I’m Weak

Posted on May 12, 2008 by Luke Ford

I’m a kid out of school. A fire out of control. Just another fool. This is my home. I don’t want to leave. I belong here. A place for me. I’ve wandered too long. This is my home, my family. … Continue reading →

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I’m Nuts This Morning

Posted on May 12, 2008 by Luke Ford

Just completely bonkers. I have kangaroos running loose in my top paddock. You don’t want to miss this. It’s streaming live on my cam: CraigsList: Good morning CraigsList: I can’t believe you make money off of this that justifies your … Continue reading →

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