Is My Live Cam What We Will Remember From The Bush Years?

I’m playing football in my hovel:

palestine4ever:  There is a painful deficit of rage-inducing material on the front page today.
palestine4ever:  I rely on LukeFord.net to outrage me and keep me on the heterosexual path.
palestine4ever:  Luke, if you could ask any question (or related series of questions) to a 1960s student radical-turned-terrorist-turned-professor, what would they be?
palestine4ever:  HOW AM I TO GET ABOUT IN THIS WORLD WHEN EVEN THE MORAL LEADER HAS NO GUIDANCE?
palestine4ever:  I made a new passing acquaintance that I am very excited about, Luke.
palestine4ever:  But I’m not sure how to go about the conversation without insulting blacks, gays, or mexicans
palestine4ever:  She’s an atheistic communist Jew though so perhaps you have some guidance, being someone who’s stood in the same room with David Horowitz and not vomited.
palestine4ever:  She once described Manson’s chick stabbing Sharon Tate in the stomach with a fork as "far out"
palestine4ever:  And she was a wanted domestic terrorist for awhile
YourMoralLeader:  patti hearst?
palestine4ever:  As a collector of strange bedfellows, I cannot pass up the opportunity to be her BFF.
palestine4ever:  Close!
palestine4ever:  Very close!
palestine4ever:  She was more on the armed revolution for the workers type trip
palestine4ever:  Maybe, Luke, I could use some kind of common Jewish hand signal or something to prove to her that I’m of the tribe
palestine4ever:  Emma, if I don’t find something to be outraged by pretty soon, I’m going to murder someone.
palestine4ever:  At least we can all see the world through Holly’s eyes now.
palestine4ever:  Luke’s doing performance art, 12.
palestine4ever:  He wants us to see that the Holy life is Holy even in its objectification of the "crotch shot"
guest12:  None of this would be happening if Al Gore had campaigned a bit harder in 2000
palestine4ever:  I agree 100% with that.
palestine4ever:  Honestly, I’m pretty sure that Luke’s cam is the barometer of a healthy democracy.
guest12:  This is part and parcel of the Bush years.  It is what we will remember
guest12:  A morally healthy people do not watch things like this on the internet
palestine4ever:  Luke’s cam is the pet rock of the 00’s.
guest12:  There is much spiritual sickness here.
Emma:  What would happen if the celing fell through
palestine4ever:  Help me, 12. Help me to purify.
guest12:  America must recover its bearings and it shall, just as soon as a brown-skinned man takes the oath of office to become President. 
palestine4ever:  I come here to be outraged and incensed, this just makes me 🙁
guest12:  I have Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal in mind for that.
palestine4ever:  This is what the West tells us is "good" for us.
guest12:  The West has been in decline  since 1914.
guest12:  This is all wrong.  At every level
guest12:  Wrong for you, wrong for me, wrong for Emma as we can plainly see.
guest12:  Moments that at the end of life, we will wish we had spent differently
palestine4ever:  Wrong over here, wrong over there, wrong from sea to shining see.
guest12:  One thing I’ve learned from Luke’s blog is that somewhere out there, a rabbi is mollesting a child.
palestine4ever:  LUKE YOU ARE LISTENING TO A THEME SONG FOR A SOAP OPERA.
palestine4ever:  VOLUNTARILY.
palestine4ever:  I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING.
palestine4ever:  LukeFord Cam: Buying the K-Tel Masterpieces So You Don’t Have To.
palestine4ever:  Yes, he’s pumping iron to soap opera themes.
palestine4ever:  Whew, I could see the veins popping out as you rocked the Anne Murray
russiandragon:  omg crotchcam
palestine4ever:  He’s been doing this for the last hour.
russiandragon:  crotchcam?
palestine4ever:  probably 20 visitors have come and gone, Emma and I have stayed because we’re immune to the crotchcam
palestine4ever:  I WILL RETURN LATER WHEN THIS ROOM IS NO LONGER LISTENING TO FAGGOT MUSIC.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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