I’m Thinking Of Shaving My Head And Keeping My Beard

I want to go for The Road Warrior look.

From my live cam chat:

palestine4ever:  It’d be a pity if Leah Kleim were estranged in the face of your sexual power, Chaim
ChaimAmalek:  I am totally focused on the upcoming national election, and the opportunities it will present
ChaimAmalek:  Most women can’t stare at the sun for too long
ChaimAmalek:  Even Emma must look away as I type.  So it is with most women
ChaimAmalek:  Luke, there seems to be a fungus growing on your face
palestine4ever:  I was going to suggest he shave his head to go with that look
ChaimAmalek:  Who knows what animacule life it hides?
palestine4ever:  But he wouldn’t be able to clip on his beanie
ChaimAmalek:  Velcro
palestine4ever:  Thumbtacks?
ChaimAmalek:  Luke, you could be THAT DUDE
ChaimAmalek:  The man everyone fears.  Taliban beard, bald, Hillside Strangler van
ChaimAmalek:  "I’m Luke Ford, and this is my van.  Hop in."
palestine4ever:  He’d be pretty bad ass
Emma:  90d in LA today Chaim…Lukes feeling hot
palestine4ever:  Especially with the leather tefillin
ChaimAmalek:  Hot young chicks would be into it
palestine4ever:  A pair of leather chaps and he could audition as a punk in the remake of The Road Warrior
ChaimAmalek:  Yes, that would scare the undesireables away
ChaimAmalek:  The Humungus
palestine4ever:  Yes!
ChaimAmalek:  Lord of the Wasteland, the Ayatolla of Rock-n-rolla
ChaimAmalek:  Or maybe his good friend Wes.
palestine4ever:  Or he could be the mohawk guy with the beautiful blond boyfriend
palestine4ever:  that gets a boomerang embedded in his face
ChaimAmalek:  Hey Luke, it is an election year.  I can see you in a mohawk and green army surplus jacket, following candidates around.
palestine4ever:  What we’re saying is that there are more possibilities than "waifish homless guy"
ChaimAmalek:  LA needs a real rain to clean the streets of all the scum the filth.
ChaimAmalek:  What luke needs, seriously, is for his landlord to evict him and for someone to steal his van
palestine4ever:  Why do you say that?
Emma:  Who neeeds that?
ChaimAmalek:  If Luke were cut off from the internet for six months, he might do something productive
ChaimAmalek:  This is a waste of his time
ChaimAmalek:  blogging
palestine4ever:  Is he that addicted to the casual but poor lifestyle we see?
Emma:  I dissagree
ChaimAmalek:  for what, $10/day?
ChaimAmalek:  Well, being homeless and sharing a street corner would cure him of that.
ChaimAmalek:  Luke, what are you doing to better yourself, financially?
ChaimAmalek:  Enough joking around
ChaimAmalek:  I mean, this blogging, to what purpose?
ChaimAmalek:  Selling real estate lectures?
ChaimAmalek:  I would tell you to get back into porn, but my sense is that the money just isn’t there anymore
palestine4ever:  Chaim asks the question that we all want to.
ChaimAmalek:  Do people make money at that anymore?
ChaimAmalek:  To me, it is like making money off of w**king.
palestine4ever:  A few probably do, but none have Luke’s following, I’d guess.
ChaimAmalek:  "So, what do you do?" "Oh, I help lonely men jerk off"
YourMoralLeader:  Just trying to survive till my TV show
Emma:  People woudnt pay to see that Chaim
palestine4ever:  One man in this very hovel had more traffic than the multi-million dollar trade rag.
YourMoralLeader:  I’m working on my computer projector blog
ChaimAmalek:  I think you need new shticks.  Like why not get into scientology?
ChaimAmalek:  Imagine the hijinks that would ensue
ChaimAmalek:  "Luke versus the Thetans"
palestine4ever:  They won’t deal with people on meds.
ChaimAmalek:  He could lie about that
palestine4ever:  They can cure insanity but only the kind that they create.
ChaimAmalek:  Or, why is this man not deep into Hollywood (oh how different the meaning now) Kabballah?
palestine4ever:  YES!
palestine4ever:  That’s it.
ChaimAmalek:  Luke would be a born salesman for it
palestine4ever:  Luke, listen to this man.
palestine4ever:  You can be a pretend Jew but actually make a living at it.
ChaimAmalek:  I have given him many good ideas over the years, but as a shrink I know once put it "you are wasting your time with people like that"
palestine4ever:  You’d be a guru.
palestine4ever:  You’d have followers.
ChaimAmalek:  He’s too content to be where he is at.  That’s why he needs to be evicted
palestine4ever:  Young, leggy and fertile followers.
ChaimAmalek:  I am willing to do that.
ChaimAmalek:  Where do I sign up?
ChaimAmalek:  Emma, what’s on tap for this weekend?
palestine4ever:  Head down to the local college and ask for where Hillel meets
Emma:  Shopping….
palestine4ever:  Bag a few of them, then their friends, then their friends’ friends
ChaimAmalek:  for what?
palestine4ever:  Suddenly you’ve got your own Kabballah Sex Cult
Emma:  Dont be so nosey Chaim
ChaimAmalek:  I never could get into shopping.
ChaimAmalek:  OK, so if it is for tampons, just say so
Emma:  lol
palestine4ever:  http://www2.tech.purdue.edu/cgt/courses/cgt411/covey/48_laws_of_power.htm
palestine4ever:  Luke, let this be your primer.
Emma:  Spending my bd money
YourMoralLeader:  how much $$$ you bag?
YourMoralLeader:  save it for LA!
ChaimAmalek:  Save it for New York.
palestine4ever:  Don’t rely on instinct. Take advice from the cult leaders who have come before you.
palestine4ever:  Build upon the shoulders of giants, etc.
ChaimAmalek:  Luke, my sense of the culture is that porn has peaked
ChaimAmalek:  and is in decline
ChaimAmalek:  like the mortgage market, or fear of the swine flu
ChaimAmalek:  You need to figure out a way of making money off of this gay marriage thing
palestine4ever:  Or rubes duct-taping their houses and suffocating for fear of anthrax
YourMoralLeader:  I know I carry your hopes and dreams with me everywhere I go.
YourMoralLeader:  http://computerprojectors.blogspot.com/
ChaimAmalek:  I was in a hotel a few weeks back and they had porn on a channel.  Really hideous looking people
YourMoralLeader:  You gents have given me lots to meditate on for shabbos
ChaimAmalek:  You need to attract the blogger elites here
palestine4ever:  He had them at one point.
ChaimAmalek:  Greet your Shabbos queen, but also cop a feel off of her
palestine4ever:  But Matt Welch went on to become a bigshot Libertard and the hovel is still the hovel.
ChaimAmalek:  Well, there was more to it than that.
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ChaimAmalek:  And the loss of one of them hurt his prospects enormously
palestine4ever:  I could have given you the Ron Paul lubs Nazis scoop, Luke.
palestine4ever:  Chaim is a wise man.
palestine4ever:  I’d like my unborn child to be just like him, except not a Jew.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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