I want to go for The Road Warrior look.
palestine4ever: It’d be a pity if Leah Kleim were estranged in the face of your sexual power, Chaim
ChaimAmalek: I am totally focused on the upcoming national election, and the opportunities it will present
ChaimAmalek: Most women can’t stare at the sun for too long
ChaimAmalek: Even Emma must look away as I type. So it is with most women
ChaimAmalek: Luke, there seems to be a fungus growing on your face
palestine4ever: I was going to suggest he shave his head to go with that look
ChaimAmalek: Who knows what animacule life it hides?
palestine4ever: But he wouldn’t be able to clip on his beanie
ChaimAmalek: YES Luke, SHAVE YOUR HEAD, KEEP THE BEARD!!
ChaimAmalek: Luke, you could be THAT DUDE
ChaimAmalek: The man everyone fears. Taliban beard, bald, Hillside Strangler van
ChaimAmalek: "I’m Luke Ford, and this is my van. Hop in."
palestine4ever: He’d be pretty bad ass
Emma: 90d in LA today Chaim…Lukes feeling hot
palestine4ever: Especially with the leather tefillin
ChaimAmalek: Hot young chicks would be into it
palestine4ever: A pair of leather chaps and he could audition as a punk in the remake of The Road Warrior
ChaimAmalek: Yes, that would scare the undesireables away
ChaimAmalek: The Humungus
ChaimAmalek: Lord of the Wasteland, the Ayatolla of Rock-n-rolla
ChaimAmalek: Or maybe his good friend Wes.
palestine4ever: Or he could be the mohawk guy with the beautiful blond boyfriend
palestine4ever: that gets a boomerang embedded in his face
ChaimAmalek: Hey Luke, it is an election year. I can see you in a mohawk and green army surplus jacket, following candidates around.
palestine4ever: What we’re saying is that there are more possibilities than "waifish homless guy"
ChaimAmalek: LA needs a real rain to clean the streets of all the scum the filth.
ChaimAmalek: What luke needs, seriously, is for his landlord to evict him and for someone to steal his van
palestine4ever: Why do you say that?
Emma: Who neeeds that?
ChaimAmalek: If Luke were cut off from the internet for six months, he might do something productive
ChaimAmalek: This is a waste of his time
palestine4ever: Is he that addicted to the casual but poor lifestyle we see?
Emma: I dissagree
ChaimAmalek: for what, $10/day?
ChaimAmalek: Well, being homeless and sharing a street corner would cure him of that.
ChaimAmalek: Luke, what are you doing to better yourself, financially?
ChaimAmalek: Enough joking around
ChaimAmalek: I mean, this blogging, to what purpose?
ChaimAmalek: Selling real estate lectures?
ChaimAmalek: I would tell you to get back into porn, but my sense is that the money just isn’t there anymore
palestine4ever: Chaim asks the question that we all want to.
ChaimAmalek: Do people make money at that anymore?
ChaimAmalek: To me, it is like making money off of w**king.
palestine4ever: A few probably do, but none have Luke’s following, I’d guess.
ChaimAmalek: "So, what do you do?" "Oh, I help lonely men jerk off"
YourMoralLeader: Just trying to survive till my TV show
Emma: People woudnt pay to see that Chaim
palestine4ever: One man in this very hovel had more traffic than the multi-million dollar trade rag.
YourMoralLeader: I’m working on my computer projector blog
ChaimAmalek: I think you need new shticks. Like why not get into scientology?
ChaimAmalek: Imagine the hijinks that would ensue
ChaimAmalek: "Luke versus the Thetans"
palestine4ever: They won’t deal with people on meds.
ChaimAmalek: He could lie about that
palestine4ever: They can cure insanity but only the kind that they create.
ChaimAmalek: Or, why is this man not deep into Hollywood (oh how different the meaning now) Kabballah?
palestine4ever: That’s it.
ChaimAmalek: Luke would be a born salesman for it
palestine4ever: Luke, listen to this man.
palestine4ever: You can be a pretend Jew but actually make a living at it.
ChaimAmalek: I have given him many good ideas over the years, but as a shrink I know once put it "you are wasting your time with people like that"
palestine4ever: You’d be a guru.
palestine4ever: You’d have followers.
ChaimAmalek: He’s too content to be where he is at. That’s why he needs to be evicted
palestine4ever: Young, leggy and fertile followers.
ChaimAmalek: I am willing to do that.
ChaimAmalek: Where do I sign up?
ChaimAmalek: Emma, what’s on tap for this weekend?
palestine4ever: Head down to the local college and ask for where Hillel meets
palestine4ever: Bag a few of them, then their friends, then their friends’ friends
ChaimAmalek: for what?
palestine4ever: Suddenly you’ve got your own Kabballah Sex Cult
Emma: Dont be so nosey Chaim
ChaimAmalek: I never could get into shopping.
ChaimAmalek: OK, so if it is for tampons, just say so
palestine4ever: Luke, let this be your primer.
Emma: Spending my bd money
YourMoralLeader: how much $$$ you bag?
YourMoralLeader: save it for LA!
ChaimAmalek: Save it for New York.
palestine4ever: Don’t rely on instinct. Take advice from the cult leaders who have come before you.
palestine4ever: Build upon the shoulders of giants, etc.
ChaimAmalek: Luke, my sense of the culture is that porn has peaked
ChaimAmalek: and is in decline
ChaimAmalek: like the mortgage market, or fear of the swine flu
ChaimAmalek: You need to figure out a way of making money off of this gay marriage thing
palestine4ever: Or rubes duct-taping their houses and suffocating for fear of anthrax
YourMoralLeader: I know I carry your hopes and dreams with me everywhere I go.
ChaimAmalek: I was in a hotel a few weeks back and they had porn on a channel. Really hideous looking people
YourMoralLeader: You gents have given me lots to meditate on for shabbos
ChaimAmalek: You need to attract the blogger elites here
palestine4ever: He had them at one point.
ChaimAmalek: Greet your Shabbos queen, but also cop a feel off of her
palestine4ever: But Matt Welch went on to become a bigshot Libertard and the hovel is still the hovel.
ChaimAmalek: Well, there was more to it than that.
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ChaimAmalek: And the loss of one of them hurt his prospects enormously
palestine4ever: I could have given you the Ron Paul lubs Nazis scoop, Luke.
palestine4ever: Chaim is a wise man.
palestine4ever: I’d like my unborn child to be just like him, except not a Jew.