So I’m on my live cam after a hard night learning Talmud, and I’m chatting on the phone and swigging my green tea and doing countless tasks while paying part-time attention to my chat, and after Guest 117 left, he donated to me $1,000 via paypal.
I’m stunned.
That’s only my second donation from paypal. The other $30 came from the Luke Ford Fan Blogger and he made me drop my trowsers.
This new man in my life, however, is straight. He’s a white bloke in China and a fellow sufferer of yellow fever.
I must form a non-profit foundation so I can get more of these donations.
How about a charter for the promotion of Torah journalism, Biblical prophecy and Talmudic humor?
I want to make my non-profit bigger than my father’s Good News Unlimited and Dennis Prager’s Micah Center and Dinners with a Difference.
I want to host meals at my hovel where Torah Jews have to interact with shvartzes and little yellow women.
I fear that we are living in the End of Days. I may not get to the mountain with you but I have seen the promised land where hot chicks are as likely to date bloggers as investment bankers.
guest117: Gentiles want to know
guest117: So who are you talking to? Is he more important than your "followers?"
Darth: Luke, whom to you prefer, Hillary or Obama?
Darth: don’t ignore me
guest117: We come here for guidance and you ignore us.
guest117: Oy, some leader!
YourMoralLeader: yo
YourMoralLeader: prefer obama
YourMoralLeader: i like him
guest117: Obama may be "cool" but his wife is black to the bone
guest117: It looks to me like you are "going Hollywood."
guest117: Hashem, please, let there be no answer so Luke will pay attention to us
YourMoralLeader: hi
guest117: OK, there you go
guest117: Make us feel that we matter to you, that we are important
guest117: Some of our parents ignored us, so we are a bit sensitive
guest117: I remain unconvinced
User guest120 left the room.
guest117: Ever read Potok’s "The Chosen" or "The Promise"
guest117: Remember the boy could not understand the way his Father raised him in silence?
TimeToPutClothesInDryer: How are you?
guest117: His Father, weeping over him, explained that because the boy was so intelligent, he was concerned that he might grow up "without a soul."
guest117: So he basically entrusted him to Hashem to teach his son the lessons that would make him truly great
YourMoralLeader: yes
YourMoralLeader: that’s how i was raised
guest117: So there you have it
TimeToPutClothesInDryer: You do.
TimeToPutClothesInDryer: You really do.
TimeToPutClothesInDryer: I also seek freedom from legalism as you do.
TimeToPutClothesInDryer: What is new with you?
guest117: Luke, Do you get many donations?
DanielLA: In all ways…….
YourMoralLeader: I got one
guest117: One donation?
guest117: Seems like you should get more
guest117: Any tax deduction connected with donations?
DanielLA: Are donations made to you tax deductable?
User QuixoticLass entered the room.
YourMoralLeader: hi boss
QuixoticLass: good evening
QuixoticLass: I’ve got no audio so if you want me to know what you’re saying you’ll have to type
guest117: Have you considered forming a corporation that could legitimately provide tax deductions?
YourMoralLeader: hmm, not yet
guest117: Lots of money around there
DanielLA: Luke, when was the last time you were in Australia?
guest117: As a vegetarian, have you eaten bitter melon?
YourMoralLeader: 2000
YourMoralLeader: no
guest117: Nice music
guest117: What is it?
YourMoralLeader: libera
QuixoticLass: how do you survive as a vegitarian without a real kitchen?
QuixoticLass: vegetarian
YourMoralLeader: toast
QuixoticLass: haha
guest117: Take care
QuixoticLass: hola guapo
GUAPO: what crackin?
GUAPO: get real lonely at the crib so gotta come chill with luke
QuixoticLass: we’re watching Luke fall asleep. it’s fascinating.
User DanielLA changed their name to TimeToGetADiscount.
YourMoralLeader: yo Guapo
GUAPO: luke your depression back?
YourMoralLeader: no
YourMoralLeader: getting too much love
GUAPO: mine still around
QuixoticLass: there is no such thing as too much love
TimeToGetADiscount: Luke….did you check out the link?
GUAPO: luke how many songs you own?
GUAPO: skywalker will you be on live chat till the end of days?
GUAPO: what about when gta4 arrive luke?
QuixoticLass: finally got the audio from when I first came in
QuixoticLass: glad you like my name 🙂
GUAPO: you cant tell me you gonna chat during gta4 arrival
GUAPO: you a ps3 or xbox type of nigga luke?
YourMoralLeader: i dont understand
YourMoralLeader: what’s xbox?
TimeToGetADiscount: http://www.lukeford.net
GUAPO: its that thing you put gta4 in to play
QuixoticLass: what?
GUAPO: be honest what porno site you browse while chat?
QuixoticLass: baruch hashem!
YourMoralLeader: 0
GUAPO: yeah that was for your boy guapo
TimeToGetADiscount: Luke, are we enabling your narcissism?
GUAPO: true
TimeToGetADiscount: cool.
TimeToGetADiscount: It’s about time.
TimeToGetADiscount: Who?
QuixoticLass: wooo hoooo
TimeToGetADiscount: Do you know who?
GUAPO: you was too depressed yesterday so i felt the need to lighten your spirits
QuixoticLass: don’t quit your day job!
TimeToGetADiscount: Do you know whom?
QuixoticLass: do people donate often?
QuixoticLass: 1K should just about cover the macaroons for pesach
GUAPO: go buy yourself air bed luke
TimeToGetADiscount: Do you know whom?
