Tag Archives: moral leader

Trying To Destroy A Cantor With Compromising Pictures

This happens to me all the time. My enemies send me enticing young women who try to lure me into all sorts of compromising positions but my religious faith makes me impervious to all challenges. I am all too keenly … Continue reading

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Mass Firings At Shalhevet, Small Incoming Freshman Class

Beatrice Levavi the registrar is going. The incoming freshman class is only 25 students. Shalhevet sought at least 60. Also Debbie Reisman is going, Jerry’s assistant, and some others. Against the rumors, the drama program at Shalhevet will continue with … Continue reading

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Petitionary Prayer

Because of my work as a moral leader, I’m often asked to pray for people. I have no belief in petitionary prayer except as catharsis for the prayer. BTW, I’m live on my cam.

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The Mystery Method For Snagging Passover Invites

For the past few weeks, I’ve been going to the mikveh every morning and putting on tefillin and praying that HaShem send me an invite to the first seder. It has not worked. I no longer believe in the power … Continue reading

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I’m Live On My Cam!

Click here to join the fun! guest2:  i have started the luke ford exercise regiment and i have officially lost 5 inches off my bust line. i am not too happy right now YourMoralLeader:  oy ve YourMoralLeader:  are you doing … Continue reading

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‘Consider The Ordeal Of The Moral Leader’

Reading "Moses as Political Leader" today, I was struck by these paragraphs on page 11 and their message for my life: Consider the ordeal of the moral leader. People of conscience (for example, Moses at the burning bush) often wonder … Continue reading

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Amalek Asks: Will Luke’s Blogging Kill Him?

Chaim says about Sunday’s NYT article: "Makes perfect sense to me.  Long hours, low pay, socially isolating.  The perfect setup for a massive coronary." In shul, a friend said to me, "If you keep knocking the rabbis down like ten … Continue reading

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Cathy Seipp Died A Year Ago Today

Stupid bitch. My social life has collapsed since then. I can no longer go to the LA Press Club with any feeling of belonging. I’m just a stray dog again. I need my owner. I want my special doggy bowl … Continue reading

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Hasten The Ultimate Redemption – Go See David Mamet’s New Film ‘Redbelt’

Afterwards, you’ll want to cheer and do a mitzvah. I know I did. My video review. I yield to no one in my hatred of David Mamet’s films. I find his dialogue so compressed it might as well be a … Continue reading

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Chaim Amalek & Client 9 Live In My Chatroom

Click here to visit my cam chat: An Orthodox Jew looks at refinance from a Torah perspective. An Orthodox Jew looks at YouTube from a Torah perspective. guest9:  MORAL LEADER? EXPLAIN PLEASE guest9:  youre boring guest8:  iam in agreement, just … Continue reading

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