Stupid bitch. My social life has collapsed since then. I can no longer go to the LA Press Club with any feeling of belonging. I’m just a stray dog again. I need my owner. I want my special doggy bowl and doggy pillow and I want to go for a walk.
Cathy was one of the few people who enjoyed my grotesque sense of humor. We were like soulmates. She got me. I loved her. People thought we lived together. "That’s a big compliment to you!" she said when I told her that rumor.
As I walked around yesterday, I kept thought I was running into her. There was a woman with that spiky platinum blonde hair. Another chick looked like Cathy in her twenties. But in the end I was just on a long lonely walk to nowhere.
Lewis Fein says: "Sandra Tsingh Loh’s working on a customized motorola phone so we can make contact with Cathy. Sandra soldered some wires and bought a chip from kyoto to activate the phone."
From my live cam chat (it’s had 6,000 visits since its launch two weeks ago):
guest5: He looks depressed to me!!!
guest5: What are we all doing whating someone do nothing!
guest4: lol……good question
guest4: okay…off to find another Moral Leader…bye all!
guest2: luke is it sunny los angeles there . its dismil and cold here in ireland.
aviva: I love Howard Jones
YourMoralLeader: how r u?
aviva: good. what’s wrong?
YourMoralLeader: My friend Cathy Seipp died a year ago today.
aviva: sorry, that’s rough to remember
Guest777minus7: Aviva, good morning. How are you?
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aviva: ready for purim
YourMoralLeader: almost, r u avivala?
Guest777minus7: Aviva, were you part of the debate whether we should address YLM in second or third person?
aviva: wearing my costume already 🙂
aviva: I was not
YourMoralLeader: what is it?
aviva: gorgeous 🙂
Guest777minus7: I am not ready for Purim……………
Guest777minus7: I assume YLM, bound by Torah Law to the hilt, was ready two weeks ago……..no?
YourMoralLeader: whadya have to do to be ready?
aviva: words don’t come easy to me….I had no idea that was a song lyric
aviva: how poetic
YourMoralLeader: i love this song
YourMoralLeader: that sounds lovely
aviva: and now the music has stopped…
Guest777minus7: Luke, I took a look at where your viewership is and you have some pretty off the wall places……………
Guest777minus7: Saudi Arabia?
Guest777minus7: Did you see the e-mail I sent you yet?
YourMoralLeader: yeah, hilarious
Guest777minus7: Is this the start of your drive to become an international phenomonon?
Guest777minus7: Are you on your way to becoming ubiquitous like Coke and Chabad?
KhunShabazz: Luke my wife just commented "he not working"?
KhunShabazz: what do I tell my wife Luke?
KhunShabazz: RU working?
YourMoralLeader: Tell her i’m working on my blogs.
aviva: I’m also a palindrome
KhunShabazz: then I’ll have to explain what a blogg is..OK
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KhunShabazz: good thing one doesn’t have to wear a suit and tie to work on a blog eh! what?
YourMoralLeader: praise g-d
guest13: HEY – I WAS HERE BEFORE… HAS ANYTHING CHANGED?
aviva: everything has changed
aviva: nothing stays the same
KhunShabazz: yeah Luke changed his underwear
aviva: oh did I miss that?
guest13: OK – I’M BACK NOW…
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guest13: WHERE DID YOU GO MAGGIE?
Guest777minus7: Is she our friend from South Africa?
aviva: if this song makes you sad, why do you torture yourself with it?
guest13: ARE YOU THERE MY MORAL LEADER?
YourMoralLeader: I’m sad, this song salves that.
YourMoralLeader: I am here for you, my child.
YourMoralLeader: Words don’t come easy for me!
guest13: WHAT CAN YOU IMPAT TO ME TODAY?
guest13: SORRY – IMPART!
YourMoralLeader: just gaze into my eyes
Guest777minus7: Aviva, do you share common wealth roots with YLM?
guest13: CAN’T SEE THEM!!
YourMoralLeader: listen to my soul speaking to your soul
YourMoralLeader: open your heart
YourMoralLeader: how can I find a way to make you see
guest13: OOOO – THEY’RE NICE…
What have you done today to make you feel proud?
guest13: who loves who here then?
YourMoralLeader: I davened with tefillin, wrote some good blog posts, sent off an email interview to Rabbi Aryeh Ben David
guest13: no wrries! Is tehre a very intense conversation going o?!?
Guest777minus7: Luke, always talks about the kinship he feels with members of the common wealth………
aviva: we are certainly not kin
guest13: I have no idea what is going on here!?! Aviva – you don’t sound very happy…
Guest777minus7: Luke’s sense of kinship is truly global. That is why he has such an international following on his blog.
aviva: happy happy joy joy
aviva: is that better?
Guest777minus7: Aviva, where are you from?
guest13: thank you – yes! love da love baby
guest13: So my moral leader – why the beard?
aviva: I was born at Cedars of Lebanon
YourMoralLeader: I read an essay in Commentary Magazine (Feb. issue) about the role of the beard in Judaism.
guest13: tell me more…
guest13: tell me more…
guest13: you look worried… ok?
aviva: he’s sad. it’s his friend’s yahrzeit
Guest777minus7: Aviva, my Mom was born at Cedars of Lebanon in 32…………
Guest777minus7: I have quite a family connection with that hospital.
aviva: I don’t remember much from that day…
Guest777minus7: It was the Jewish hospital for years.
guest21: what makes you a moral leader?
Guest777minus7: It’s in the genes.
Guest777minus7: He comes from a long line of Moral Leaders!
YourMoralLeader: THere was a putative 16yo girl in here last night who tried to get people to cam with her. Is that wrong?
guest21: all human morals are fallen
aviva: so wrong
Guest777minus7: Not luke’s………..
YourMoralLeader: I was not aware of this. I’m no pimp.
guest13: My moral leader – thansk for the link – i’ve just read it – very interesting…so is it all about experience and knowledge?
guest21: are you comparing yourself to Jesus then?
Guest777minus7: In his humility, he calls himself "Your Moral Leader" instead of "The Moral Leader."
Guest777minus7: He personalizes it.
YourMoralLeader: What is the appropriate age to cam with someone and what sort of relationship should you have? Should one be married before one cams?
Guest777minus7: Jesus compared himself to look prophetically……….
guest13: so what experiences have you had and understood?
Guest777minus7: to Luke *
YourMoralLeader: enough to give up the grecian formula after 15 years
Guest777minus7: Aviva, where do you daven?
aviva: at shul
guest13: play that funky music white boy!
Guest777minus7: Which shul?
aviva: the shul where I work
Guest777minus7: I think I know you then…………
aviva: I thought he already told you that
YourMoralLeader: hugs all round
guest21: so are you jewish?
aviva: ding ding he gets the prize
YourMoralLeader: it’s a small world after all
Guest777minus7: That’s a great line Luke.
guest21: anyone with a consience in touch with the Holy Spirit should have morals
Guest777minus7: Guest 21 are you a fellow monotheist in the Christian faith?
guest21: i’m a christian, yes
guest23: check out Luke Ford in Wikipedia…..very interesting stuff
guest21: i’ve been one most of my life, 12 years in a Christain community like Acts 2
guest21: sorts the talkers from the walkers
steve: Have you heard of the Jesus Army in the uk?
YourMoralLeader: welcome jews and goyim
steve: am i supposed to know what a goyim is?
steve: why not call it that then?
YourMoralLeader: prefer the hebrew