Cathy Seipp Died A Year Ago Today

Stupid bitch. My social life has collapsed since then. I can no longer go to the LA Press Club with any feeling of belonging. I’m just a stray dog again. I need my owner. I want my special doggy bowl and doggy pillow and I want to go for a walk.

Cathy was one of the few people who enjoyed my grotesque sense of humor. We were like soulmates. She got me. I loved her. People thought we lived together. "That’s a big compliment to you!" she said when I told her that rumor.

As I walked around yesterday, I kept thought I was running into her. There was a woman with that spiky platinum blonde hair. Another chick looked like Cathy in her twenties. But in the end I was just on a long lonely walk to nowhere.

Lewis Fein says: "Sandra Tsingh Loh’s working on a customized motorola phone so we can make contact with Cathy. Sandra soldered some wires and bought a chip from kyoto to activate the phone."

From my live cam chat (it’s had 6,000 visits since its launch two weeks ago):

guest5:  He looks depressed to me!!!
guest5:  What are we all doing whating someone do nothing!
guest4:  lol……good question
guest4:  okay…off to find another Moral Leader…bye all!
guest2:  luke is it sunny los angeles there . its dismil and cold here in ireland.
aviva:  I love Howard Jones
YourMoralLeader:  hi
YourMoralLeader:  how r u?
aviva:  good.  what’s wrong?
YourMoralLeader:  My friend Cathy Seipp died a year ago today.
aviva:  sorry, that’s rough to remember
Guest777minus7:  Aviva, good morning. How are you?
aviva:  splendid.
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aviva:  ready for purim
YourMoralLeader:  almost, r u avivala?
Guest777minus7:  Aviva, were you part of the debate whether we should address YLM in second or third person?
aviva:  wearing my costume already πŸ™‚
aviva:  I was not
YourMoralLeader:  what is it?
aviva:  gorgeous πŸ™‚
Guest777minus7:  I am not ready for Purim……………
YourMoralLeader:  awesome
Guest777minus7:  I assume YLM, bound by Torah Law to the hilt,  was ready two weeks ago……..no?
YourMoralLeader:  whadya have to do to be ready?
aviva:  words don’t come easy to me….I had no idea that was a song lyric
aviva:  how poetic
YourMoralLeader:  i love this song
YourMoralLeader:  that sounds lovely
aviva:  and now the music has stopped…
Guest777minus7:  Luke, I took a look at where your viewership is and you have some pretty off the wall places……………
Guest777minus7:  Saudi Arabia?
Guest777minus7:  Did you see the e-mail I sent you yet?
YourMoralLeader:  yeah, hilarious
Guest777minus7:  Is this the start of your drive to become an international phenomonon?
Guest777minus7:  Are you on your way to becoming ubiquitous like Coke and Chabad?
KhunShabazz:  Luke my wife just commented "he not working"?
KhunShabazz:  what do I tell my wife Luke?
KhunShabazz:  RU working?
YourMoralLeader:  Tell her i’m working on my blogs.
aviva:  I’m also a palindrome
KhunShabazz:  then I’ll have to explain what a blogg is..OK
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KhunShabazz:  good thing one doesn’t have to wear a suit and tie to work on a blog eh! what?
YourMoralLeader:  praise g-d
guest13:  HEY – I WAS HERE BEFORE… HAS ANYTHING CHANGED?
aviva:  everything has changed
aviva:  nothing stays the same
KhunShabazz:  yeah Luke changed his underwear
aviva:  oh did I miss that?
guest13:  OK – I’M BACK NOW…
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guest13:  WHERE DID YOU GO MAGGIE?
Guest777minus7:  Is she our friend from South Africa?
aviva:  if this song makes you sad, why do you torture yourself with it?
guest13:  ARE YOU THERE MY MORAL LEADER?
YourMoralLeader:  I’m sad, this song salves that.
YourMoralLeader:  I am here for you, my child.
guest13:  HEY!!!!
aviva:  okeydoke
YourMoralLeader:  Words don’t come easy for me!
guest13:  WHAT CAN YOU IMPAT TO ME TODAY?
guest13:  SORRY – IMPART!
YourMoralLeader:  just gaze into my eyes
Guest777minus7:  Aviva, do you share common wealth roots with YLM?
guest13:  CAN’T SEE THEM!!
YourMoralLeader:  listen to my soul speaking to your soul
YourMoralLeader:  open your heart
YourMoralLeader:  how can I find a way to make you see
YourMoralLeader:  ?
guest13:  OOOO – THEY’RE NICE…

What have you done today to make you feel proud?
guest13:  who loves who here then?
YourMoralLeader:  I davened with tefillin, wrote some good blog posts, sent off an email interview to Rabbi Aryeh Ben David

guest13:  no wrries! Is tehre a very intense conversation going o?!?
Guest777minus7:  Luke, always talks about the kinship he feels with members of the common wealth………
aviva:  we are certainly not kin
guest13:  I have no idea what is going on here!?! Aviva – you don’t sound very happy…
aviva:  πŸ™‚
Guest777minus7:  Luke’s sense of kinship is truly global. That is why he has such an international following on his blog.
aviva:  happy happy joy joy
aviva:  is that better?
Guest777minus7:  Aviva, where are you from?
guest13:  thank you – yes! love da love baby
guest13:  So my moral leader – why the beard?
aviva:  I was born at Cedars of Lebanon
YourMoralLeader:  I read an essay in Commentary Magazine (Feb. issue) about the role of the beard in Judaism.
guest13:  tell me more…

guest13:  tell me more…
guest13:  you look worried… ok?
YourMoralLeader:  http://www.commentarymagazine.com/viewarticle.cfm/Why-Beards–11226
aviva:  he’s sad. it’s his friend’s yahrzeit
Guest777minus7:  Aviva, my Mom was born at Cedars of Lebanon in 32…………
Guest777minus7:  I have quite a family connection with that hospital.
aviva:  I don’t remember much from that day…
Guest777minus7:  It was the Jewish hospital for years.
guest21:  what makes you a moral leader?
Guest777minus7:  It’s in the genes.
Guest777minus7:  He comes from a long line of Moral Leaders!
YourMoralLeader:  THere was a putative 16yo girl in here last night who tried to get people to cam with her. Is that wrong?
guest21:  all human morals are fallen
aviva:  so wrong
Guest777minus7:  Not luke’s………..
YourMoralLeader:  I was not aware of this. I’m no pimp.
guest13:  My moral leader – thansk for the link – i’ve just read it – very interesting…so is it all about experience and knowledge?
YourMoralLeader:  Yes
guest21:  are you comparing yourself to Jesus then?
Guest777minus7:  In his humility, he calls himself "Your Moral Leader" instead of "The Moral Leader."
Guest777minus7:  He personalizes it.
YourMoralLeader:  What is the appropriate age to cam with someone and what sort of relationship should you have? Should one be married before one cams?
guest21:  ha,
Guest777minus7:  Jesus compared himself to look prophetically……….
guest13:  so what experiences have you had and understood?
Guest777minus7:  to Luke *
YourMoralLeader:  enough to give up the grecian formula after 15 years
Guest777minus7:  Aviva, where do you daven?
aviva:  at shul
guest13:  play that funky music white boy!
Guest777minus7:  Which shul?
aviva:  the shul where I work
Guest777minus7:  I think I know you then…………
aviva:  I thought he already told you that
YourMoralLeader:  hugs all round
guest21:  so are you jewish?
YourMoralLeader:  yes
aviva:  ding ding he gets the prize
YourMoralLeader:  it’s a small world after all
Guest777minus7:  That’s a great line Luke.
guest21:  anyone with a consience in touch with the Holy Spirit should have morals
Guest777minus7:  Guest 21 are you a fellow monotheist in the Christian faith?
guest21:  i’m a christian, yes
guest23:  check out Luke Ford in Wikipedia…..very interesting stuff
guest21:  i’ve been one most of my life, 12 years in a Christain community like Acts 2
guest21:  sorts the talkers from the walkers
steve:  Have you heard of the Jesus Army in the uk?
YourMoralLeader:  welcome jews and goyim
steve:  am i supposed to know what a goyim is?
YourMoralLeader:  gentile
steve:  why not call it that then?
YourMoralLeader:  prefer the hebrew

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been noted in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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