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How Do You Make Good People?

For the past two months, I’ve had a part-time job — picking up kids from school and driving them home. This time in the car with a load of terrorists (if I don’t give them everything they want, they will … Continue reading

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Petitionary Prayer

Because of my work as a moral leader, I’m often asked to pray for people. I have no belief in petitionary prayer except as catharsis for the prayer. BTW, I’m live on my cam.

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I’m Resigning As Your Moral Leader

In the past few days I have begun to atone for my private failings with my friends and my religious community. The remorse I feel will always be with me. Words cannot describe how grateful I am for the love … Continue reading

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