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Tag Archives: hovel
I Had A Nervous Breakdown Live On My Cam
I got a fit of the giggles while trying to do my voice exercises and imagining what it would be like for a nice Jewish girl to go on a date with her moral leader. Video I plan to have … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged balloons, big brother, dark voice, Emma, ennis, frustration, having sex, hovel, jewish girl, laughter, madness, moral leader, nbsp, nervous breakdown, plants, prime entertainment, punt, roadrunner, tickles, voice exercises
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Women Marking Their Territory
My hovel is filled with happy birthday balloons. I’m trying to understand why. A secret source posts: I don’t think that person wants balloons on her birthday. She was probably just trying to mark her territory. Like leaving a big … Continue reading
Posted in Dating
Tagged boilers, bunny rabbit, cam chat, carpet, dogs, earrings, fatal attraction, fatal attraction movie, fingerprints, garlic, glenn close, happy birthday balloons, hickey, hovel, jewelry, la times, leah, michael douglas, obit, pool of blood, rabbit, rsquo, secret source, toothbrush
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Leah Kleim’s Tantrum In The Monsey Snow
From my live cam: KhunDiddy: the usual turgid tunes are being played at The Hovel… RussianDragon: it’s so sweet and sticky palestine4ever: I can perfectly imagine Luke cutting a woman up with a hacksaw as he listens to this song … Continue reading
Posted in Leah Kleim, Personal
Tagged bitter cold, f king, great music, gun to your head, hacksaw, hotel california, hovel, jewish thing, jim croce, jim croce song, Leah Kleim, memory sticks, mistaken belief, perfect suicide, plastic bags, slacks, tantrum, temp down, unpleasant surprise, whay
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Materialism & Jewish Life
I was just talking to someone looking for a Modern Orthodox Jewish community that wasn’t too materialistic. As long as I’ve been Jewish — 15 years — I’ve been poor. I’ve never been treated badly because of it. On the … Continue reading
Posted in Jews, Orthodoxy
Tagged attractive woman, countless occasions, friday night service, goys, hot chix, hot sex, hovel, humiliation, jewish life, Jews, materialism, new suit, nice stuff, orthodox jewish community, peers, poverty, privilege, shabbos, social ladder, suit store
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Why Do We Give Other People What We Want?
I’m sitting in my hovel surrounded by freakin’ balloons. Everywhere I go — which isn’t far in here — I’m tripping over and colliding with balloons. They’re big and bright and blue and they’re wishing me a happy birthday. They’re … Continue reading →