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Monthly Archives: May 2008
How A Woman Takes A Shower
Click here to join the fun. LeahKleim: Im tempted to start a chat room. I need an accomplice though YourMoralLeader: This can be your chat room too YourMoralLeader: We have the same mission YourMoralLeader: tikkun olam LeahKleim: I know we … Continue reading
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Tagged accomplice, apricot, cucumber, dressing gown, face cloth, facial scrub, grapefruit, laundry hamper, leg lifts, live cam chat, mayonaise, miami heat, passion fruit, perfect body, pre natal vitamins, shampoo, sit ups, spell check, tikkun olam, ups, Yeshiva
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Leah Kleim Pictures
Here are the more tznious ones: Me pregnant with my first baby, at Astroland. Me and my sister Rivka Devora Kleim in camp Emunah. Me at 18 sucking down a 40 in Crown Heights. Me and my sister Rivka Devorah … Continue reading
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Tagged 3 years, astroland, botanical gardens, Brooklyn, brooklyn botanical gardens, camp emunah, cousin rachel, Crown Heights, gaby, parents
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OMG It’s Jesus!!!
That’s the most common greeting I get these days in my chat room. I find it disconcerting. Here are the other greetings I receive in the order of their popularity: Ur ugly Grizzly Adams! Hey Fuzzy Wuzzy U need a … Continue reading
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Tagged chat room, common greeting, fuzzy wuzzy, greetings, grizzly adams, hook up, hospice, jesus, nbsp, popularity, presence, tefillin, translation, Truth, waves
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The Other Woman
"Woman, why do you keep putting garlic in everything?" I bellow. "You don’t want me to be attractive to other women." "Why do you want to be attractive to other women?" she says. "I need the affirmation." "I want you … Continue reading
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Tagged affirmation, being the other woman, bit of fun, conventional morality, funny business, garlic, graven images, gum, lithium, little bit, mitzvot, monogamy, monotheism, moral code, nice music, one god, poets, secular studies, sexy music, streamlined version, teenage girl, Torah
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