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His Stupid Donation To Obama

Posted on October 31, 2008 by Luke Ford

A friend calls: "That stupid donation I made to Obama went through. Five dollars I gave to that schvartze. I gave him through my credit card. My name is Osama Bin Laden. They asked me where I worked. I said … Continue reading →

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Living in the Presence of G-d

Posted on May 21, 2008 by Luke Ford

Religion is totalitarian. It wants to take over all of your life, even how you make love to your wife. Yeah, the rabbis say you should carry the consciousness of G-d into the bedroom and when that special time comes, … Continue reading →

Posted in Personal, Religion | Tagged consciousness, fruit juice, hitler, holly, orthodox judaism, osama bin laden, preacher man, presence, Religion, sayings, score, smoothie, special time, talibanization | Comments Off

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