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Daily Archives: April 8, 2008
I Demonstrate And Explain Tefillin To My Cam Audience
From my live cam chat: Russian: Is he checking his blood pressure? untpunt: ohh yeeaaahhh RussianDragon: is that bulletproof KhunDiddy: either that or strapping on a suicide vest Emma: What is that QuixoticLass: no, bullets would go through cuntpunt: its … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged aha, bullets, Emma, foes, kindness, leather straps, live cam chat, lmfao, lol, menorah, mujahidin, nbsp, nothing sexier, ohh, rebels, religious man, supreme god, tefillin, Torah, vest
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On The Evils Of Gossip
I went to a lecture recently on the wickedness of gossip. The rabbi said when we say bad things about people and spread rumors, we tend to do this from a haughty place of looking down on others and rubbishing … Continue reading
Posted in Gossip, Personal
Tagged evils, fear, Gossip, haughtiness, messiah, mommy, rabbi, spread rumors, wickedness
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I’m Going To Compete With The RCC
Sure, they’ve got the Rabbinical Council of California, but I’m setting up my own kangaroo court. We’ll be overseeing conversions, business disputes and divorces. We’re going to sponsor beauty contests and add some excitement to Orthodox Judaism. From my live … Continue reading
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Tagged angry today, bad idea, beauty contests, business disputes, da vinci, different races, Emma, gaming companies, judgement, kangaroo, kangaroo court, kangaroos, kiddies, live cam chat, midst, old lady, orthodox judaism, pfizer, rabbi, rabbinical council of california, RCC
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Camel Beauty Pageant
Why must I toil in poverty when a pretty camel fetches $2.7 million? The unfairness of G-d’s ways. ABU DHABI (AFP) – The crown prince of the United Arab Emirates of Dubai has bought a female camel for a record … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty
Tagged abu dhabi, al maktoum, amiri, beauty pageant, camel festival, camel races, camels, crown prince, cultural heritage, first test, hamdan bin mohammed, jockeys, million dollars, prize money, quot, sheikh hamdan bin mohammed, sidelines, test tube, unfairness, united arab emirates
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Orthodox Parents Accused Of Abuse
Here are a collection of articles on this story. Says a source: "The case of Isaac Hersh needs to be in the news media until he is allowed to be free of Brooklyn. I believe he wants to be in … Continue reading
Posted in Isaac Hersh
Tagged abuse charges, achievers, aharon, allegation, ambush, anonymous person, authorities, babies, bad boys, boot camp, concentration camp, contortions, feelings, former students, friend of the family, frum, good job, harsh discipline, hersh, insider, island of jamaica, job offer, maryland lawyer, miriam, moths, new york daily news, orthodox community, orthodox jewish community, private boot camps, rare step, rsquo, running from the law, siblings, stacks, tranquility bay, twin brother, twins, vomit, york daily news
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