Category Archives: Personal

I Need A Woman Who’ll Make Me Feel Like Dr Marc B. Shapiro For A Night

I was so knocked out by the scholar’s enthusiasm and erudition that I want to add his personality to my Sybil-like pantheon of performance possibilities. I want to be able to snap my fingers and say at any time day … Continue reading

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The True Significance Of Sharing A Hand-Out

The scene is an Orthodox synagogue. The situation is that there are not enough hand-outs for all present. The rabbi stands up and says: "You’re going to have to share. You know my ruling on this: if you’re sleeping with … Continue reading

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I’m Trying Out My Summer Bathing Suits Live On Cam!

Click here to watch and chat with the gedolim as we analyze which outfits suit me best: ChaimAmalek:  Blessed be this chat room.  Or is that too goyish a blessing? ChaimAmalek:  "May the All-Mighty keep our discourse Holy" ChaimAmalek:  I … Continue reading

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My Father The Theologian

Fred the Jew writes: Sir, I actually downloaded a video of your father discussing a theological issue with John Ankerberg. I had the following reactions: 1. It looks like your father’s entire professional life is wrapped up in theology. Is … Continue reading

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Live Cam Chat

Click here for the live cam chat. watchingyoublog:  lukey, that was meant to be watchingyoublog:  omg u look…. interesting tonight watchingyoublog:  the camera showed you disappear with a cool effect watchingyoublog:  congrats on your new job RussianDragon:  aha interesting guest623:  … Continue reading

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What Do I Do When I Get Bored?

I never get bored. Sometimes I get depressed and feel hopeless but I never get bored. I always feel like there are many things to do. I always feel like I don’t have enough time. My life is full. I … Continue reading

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I’m Live On My Cam And Teaching Torah!

Click here to check out my cam. I’ve got the Rambam, Jesus Christ, YHWH and El Shaddai in my chat room taking questions. Our topic today is menstruation and shaking hands with women which I try to avoid as it … Continue reading

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We Live In The Century Of The Terrorist

Who says? My dad. Here. Find the truth and transform your life. You can get joy and all sorts of cool things. Redletterchurch posts to YouTube: "Des Ford has one of the sharpest minds I have encountered! He is a … Continue reading

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I Cammed All Night

My new Ultravision Quickcam from Logitech has night vision, so I left it on all night as I slept, or more particularly, did not sleep, afraid I’d do something obscene that would forever shame the Jewish people. My alarm went … Continue reading

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I Need To Buy A Car

Any recommendations? My 1982 car needs a new engine. It would cost a minimum of $2500. Sounds like time for a change. Maybe I’ll lease? PS. I told the garage to put everything back and let me drive away. They … Continue reading

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