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watchingyoublog: lukey, that was meant to be
watchingyoublog: omg u look…. interesting tonight
watchingyoublog: the camera showed you disappear with a cool effect
watchingyoublog: congrats on your new job
RussianDragon: aha interesting
guest623: so you’re next to Cedars, right?
torahtorahtorah: I’d like to give it a Coke
watchingyoublog: r u talking to me?
watchingyoublog: r u calling me "baby"?
torahtorahtorah: I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille
watchingyoublog: yea i came in several times but you weren’t around
guest623: what are you eating?
watchingyoublog: no i am somewhat flattered. strangely. probably unhealthily
torahtorahtorah: makes KSEX look good
watchingyoublog: i have been davening
watchingyoublog: praying for a suitable mate
RussianDragon: he was attenting to the needs of jewish soccermoms
watchingyoublog: it is developing
watchingyoublog: actually i read about that book you read called godfiles
watchingyoublog: but it’s not in my library
torahtorahtorah: CXXX is going to be doing a new series based on that premise
RussianDragon: birds = jmilfs
torahtorahtorah: I went to Mr. Carpenter’s door once
torahtorahtorah: my friends mom was a celebrity stalker
torahtorahtorah: and he lived in Burbank
torahtorahtorah: Karen was already DOA
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watchingyoublog: i want to go to sleep it is 9 pm here
watchingyoublog: i am tired
watchingyoublog: you know my dirty little secret?
watchingyoublog: i troll craigslist casual encounters section
watchingyoublog: i just read it and it gets me off
watchingyoublog: not physically, but like mentally
guest625: Luke, can you tell us what the word "moral" means?
watchingyoublog: know what i mean?
torahtorahtorah: you just read it or submit fake ads?
watchingyoublog: i just read it and ponder the male brain
watchingyoublog: i am a woman
torahtorahtorah: I had sex with craigslist hookers, that was pretty fun
watchingyoublog: like the different tacks people take
watchingyoublog: some of them are like "take this dick baby" or "i want to f**k your brains out"
watchingyoublog: wait a sec is this pg rated?
watchingyoublog: and some of them try other tack like, i just want to lick your pussy
guest625: How old are you Luke?
watchingyoublog: or i just want to massage you
watchingyoublog: and some of them go the bdsm route
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watchingyoublog: i want to make you my slut and abuse you
torahtorahtorah: sounds like a plan
watchingyoublog: and some of them try to gain your sympathy with things like "my gf cheated on me" or "i am about to get married and want one last fling"
torahtorahtorah: pretty pathetic
watchingyoublog: i find it fascinating
watchingyoublog: and then if you go into women seeking men, most are hookers
watchingyoublog: i read postings from different cities and try to see differences in overall messages
torahtorahtorah: how old are you then?
Aussie: wheres luke
torahtorahtorah: I have an intersting observation about voice mail boxes
torahtorahtorah: regional differences
torahtorahtorah: the kind that you can rent on a monthly basis
watchingyoublog: also interesting is to go to the ny cl and google "frum" in "all personals"
torahtorahtorah: what’s frum?
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watchingyoublog: religious jewish orthodox
torahtorahtorah: I ate a jewish girl’s pussy once
watchingyoublog: did it taste kosher?
watchingyoublog: i ate a non jewish girls pussy once
torahtorahtorah: pretty mild, just like a typical vagina, I guess
torahtorahtorah: I massaged her feet while she spoke to her mother on the phone
torahtorahtorah: you are right about those personals
torahtorahtorah: I actually have an orthodox synagogue in my building
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torahtorahtorah: close to Luke
watchingyoublog: so luke what is going on in your life?
torahtorahtorah: can I come over and smoke a bowl on your cam?
watchingyoublog: tell us about your day
torahtorahtorah: this frum sex stuff has twisted my mind
torahtorahtorah: what are you driving nowadays?
torahtorahtorah: I used to have a Dodge Dart
torahtorahtorah: hi GUAPO
GUAPO: what it do
torahtorahtorah: luke is going on a date tonight
torahtorahtorah: hi gia
theactualgiajordan: hiiii and hi guapo
GUAPO: got real lonely in the crib so thought id come chill wit luke
watchingyoublog: what is an alternate search engine to google
torahtorahtorah: luke has a hot date tonight
theactualgiajordan: hellz yeah
theactualgiajordan: get your drank on in the hovel
torahtorahtorah: have you been there, gia?
theactualgiajordan: luke, is ‘i’m tore up’ your jam?
torahtorahtorah: he has the lid on
GUAPO: is that you gia
theactualgiajordan: f**k no. i’ve never been to luke’s
theactualgiajordan: whoa. there’s a built-in censor on this thing for swear words
watchingyoublog: f**k f**k f**k
watchingyoublog: f**k f**k f**k f**k
watchingyoublog: f**kity f**k
theactualgiajordan: c**k c**t b**ch
GUAPO: luke you gonna do this for the rest of your days son?
torahtorahtorah: I appreciate being tipped off to this room
theactualgiajordan: this is ksex 2.0
watchingyoublog: i’m having fun with your moral censoring
GUAPO: why yuo so cold blooded with your nigga lately gia
watchingyoublog: it doesn’t understand yiddish
torahtorahtorah: w-a-n-k is censored
theactualgiajordan: luke told me he wanted to feel oppressed
torahtorahtorah: luke is like the reverse ceara lynch
Emma: Hey Luke..
theactualgiajordan: he buys turds?
theactualgiajordan: brb. my work called
torahtorahtorah: well, people crave CL
torahtorahtorah: Luke, not so much
GUAPO: luke you meet any real life hoes after the chat
watchingyoublog: have you scored any b**ches?
YourMoralLeader: not from chat yet
GUAPO: you one hella chat muf**ker luke
watchingyoublog: who were so turned on by your laying tefilin they couldn’t resist?
nicholas: I see orange things.
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ChaimAmalek: The photo onto which his cam is trained is of the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem
nicholas: does "resting" mean that Luke has gone to bed, or the floor, or whatever he calls it
ChaimAmalek: One cannot be certain.
ChaimAmalek: Security reasons preclude his divulging more detailed information.
nicholas: I missed Eliot Stein last night.
nicholas: Probably a good thing.
ChaimAmalek: First Eliot Stein, then Eliot Spitzer. Now who is going to want to name his kid Eliot?
nicholas: So, Chaim, you’re in New York City?
nicholas: how’s the diet?
ChaimAmalek: No, not really. I’m too poor for this town
nicholas: Last I heard you were 350lbs.
ChaimAmalek: I’m afraid that I still have quite a ways to go.
nicholas: at least you can afford to eat.
ChaimAmalek: I’d have lost it all if only I had had the love of a good woman to back me up. But Holly made it quite plain that she was not interested in me
ChaimAmalek: I eat many potatoes and sacks of rice.
ChaimAmalek: I rely on the roaches within for the protein
nicholas: Holly is kinda slutty, methinks.
nicholas: Not a good match.
ChaimAmalek: I will defend her honor.
ChaimAmalek: Certainly, in all of my dealings with her, she has not been in the least slutty.
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ChaimAmalek: In fact, with respect to me, she is rather chaste.
nicholas: But she freely admits to being a free spirit. But I guess not with you.
ChaimAmalek: As are all women with whom I have had congress.
ChaimAmalek: I can make a practical virgin of any woman.
ChaimAmalek: It is late, and certain mitzvahs take forever to do. Good evening to all.
s web cam page about?
hippichik: i dont know
roz: is it about religion
hippichik: guess u need to check out his web page to find out
roz: just been there just brings me back here
hippichik: hes too busy right now whats on his site
hippichik: moral things?
hippichik: hes acting a little crazy right now
hippichik: hey there moral leader
hippichik: what r u doing and whats that on the back of your head
roz: i think its about the jewish religion
hippichik: what in the world r u doing moral
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roz: are you a religion man moral leader
hippichik: ok i see his head better
roz: should i say religious
hippichik: what r u doing moral
hippichik: u cant be a leader if you dont talk
roz: im a spiritual person myself but im not religious
hippichik: ok cool
hippichik: im spirital like u
YourMoralLeader: greetings ELS
hippichik: dont believe in churches
guest750: wy is thy pian in the world wy do the inisant sugher gods a nut
roz: religion was invented to control the massess
hippichik: somebodys gotta do it
hippichik: its a learning experience good or bad
hippichik: do u agree moral
roz: undonditional love is the answer everything else is just an illusion
ElShaddai: you look a little bloated Luke- is that the lithium?
ElShaddai: who’s panning tha camera? you should make it user-controllable so we can pan and zoom it around the hovel
ElShaddai: maybe accept tokens like a jukebox
hippichik: how old r u moral
hippichik: ok im 52
GUAPO: yo luke your boy need some advise
hippichik: arent u afraid of earthquakes?
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hippichik: isnt the big one coming
ElShaddai: Luke when do you blog? You don;t look like you;re blogging. Every time I come in here you are drinking urinelike fluids and talking on your webcam
hippichik: hey man do u listen to coast to coast talk show
hippichik: art bell
ElShaddai: ah okay- so you;re saying this is your break? Like when the mexicans sit down at 10am and have a soda and a burrito?
hippichik: george noory
hippichik: ill leave u alone now moral nice meeting u
hippichik: may the cyber Gods be with u brother