Category Archives: Personal

I’m Live On My Cam And Practicing My Kiddush

I have severe kiddush performance anxiety syndrome. Click here to join the conversation. I’m answering shailos and issuing teshuvos and bestowing semicha (rabbinic ordination) and converting goyim to Orthodox Judaism. All on my cam! All my decisions are honored by … Continue reading

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Perfecting My Love Nest

Khunrum emails: "Do you think it had anything to do with… on the floor with her head banging into the toilet bowl?" Helpful writes: "Next time turn the hovel cam off." Khunrum emails: "Luke, next time turn  off the computer and light … Continue reading

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The Mohammed Atta Of Pico/Robertson

A friend calls. "You’re the Mohammed Atta of Pico/Robertson. After you blow up Chabad, will you have a provision in your will that no women are allowed at your funeral? "I’m going to have to maintain a separate secular service … Continue reading

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Do Converts To Judaism Get It?

From my live cam chat: Frank: sometimes i think the community needs someone like u Frank: other times u pick on people that dont deserve picking onYourMoralLeader: i only pick on people who choose to be public figures Frank: i … Continue reading

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I’m Live On My Cam!

From my live cam chat: GoldmanSaxaphone:  Is there a pishke here? GoldmanSaxaphone:  I wish to contribute GoldmanSaxaphone:  You have brought me closer to Christ than any web site, and I think it is because of the music GoldmanSaxaphone:  Today’s question:  … Continue reading

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A Reader Just Sent Me A $1,000 Paypal Donation To Further My Ministry

So I’m on my live cam after a hard night learning Talmud, and I’m chatting on the phone and swigging my green tea and doing countless tasks while paying part-time attention to my chat, and after Guest 117 left, he … Continue reading

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Luke Melting Down Live On Cam

Fatman the Terrible writes on XPT about my live cam: Yesterday Luke was very upset about these 2 rabbis and something called the RCC. He was rather incoherent. Talking oddly in a sing-song way to the camera. I fear he’s … Continue reading

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I’m Live On My Cam With A BBW Who Wants To Share Religious Rituals With Me!

I’m chatting with 18yo Emma from Ireland and the publisher of a Jewish newspaper in the MId-West. Join the conversation. Jeff emails: "I tried for a few minutes to read through the pdf files about c-cubed india, which sounds more … Continue reading

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Narcissism Vs Gossip

Jane says: I hear you’re talking about me, so that’s good! A good friend goes sort of insane whenever I mention your name. I think he went to a screening of your "movie," or wish he had gone, or something. … Continue reading

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I’m Live On My Cam

Click here to visit and chat. MysteryMan:  Did something untoward happen to the leader? alexanderthegreat:  he sneezed Emma:  lol MysteryMan:  A sneeze is just the soul’s way of fleeing the body alexanderthegreat:  oh right Emma:  Ive heard something like that … Continue reading

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