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MysteryMan:  Did something untoward happen to the leader?
alexanderthegreat:  he sneezed
Emma:  lol
MysteryMan:  A sneeze is just the soul’s way of fleeing the body
alexanderthegreat:  oh right
Emma:  Ive heard something like that before
MysteryMan:  I just read that Muslims now outnumber Catholics
User guest132 left the room.
Emma:  I see
alexanderthegreat:  can someone here ask you a serious question leader
Emma:  Interesting
MysteryMan:  There’s only one morally correct way of fixing that imbalance.
alexanderthegreat:  wots that then
MysteryMan:  Procreaton
MysteryMan:  Procreation
MysteryMan:  Let every sperm be sacred
alexanderthegreat:  monty python
YourMoralFuhrer:  is menachem schneerson the Mishiach Luke?
YourMoralLeader:  no
YourMoralFuhrer:  do i can quit worshipping him
alexanderthegreat:  r u open to questions luke
MysteryMan:  I would like to see our moral climate change to where a single woman, upon seeing a man casting his seed uselessly upon the earth, scoops it up and stuffs it into her netherregions in an attempt to turn that sperm into a human child
MysteryMan:  No, swallowing is useless
alexanderthegreat:  mystery man you are very strange
MysteryMan:  I am a forward thinker
MysteryMan:  A true progressive
YourMoralLeader:  ya
alexanderthegreat:  no just strange
MysteryMan:  Quantum mechanics was strange to those who first encountered it
MysteryMan:  Think of me as a quantum mechanical being, passing through your world
Emma:  I know!
YourMoralFuhrer:  you’re a sex blogger
Emma:  lol
MysteryMan:  I speak not of sex, but procreation
YourMoralFuhrer:  and most of us are men
YourMoralFuhrer:  what else shold it be about
MysteryMan:  I began by discussing Islam’s rise

I just had a 25-year old engine installed in my car. It cost me $2900. It is guaranteed for 90 days. I think it is time for a long road trip to test it out. Maybe I’ll go to Yosemite and Oregon and all the way up to Vancouver.

If I retire at age 62, I’ll get $606 a month from Social Security. If I retire at age 70, my payment will be about $1,068. Does that make you hot?

My estimated taxable earnings per year after 2007 are $9,995.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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