MysteryMan: Did something untoward happen to the leader?
alexanderthegreat: he sneezed
MysteryMan: A sneeze is just the soul’s way of fleeing the body
alexanderthegreat: oh right
Emma: Ive heard something like that before
MysteryMan: I just read that Muslims now outnumber Catholics
User guest132 left the room.
Emma: I see
alexanderthegreat: can someone here ask you a serious question leader
MysteryMan: There’s only one morally correct way of fixing that imbalance.
alexanderthegreat: wots that then
MysteryMan: Let every sperm be sacred
alexanderthegreat: monty python
YourMoralFuhrer: is menachem schneerson the Mishiach Luke?
YourMoralFuhrer: do i can quit worshipping him
alexanderthegreat: r u open to questions luke
MysteryMan: I would like to see our moral climate change to where a single woman, upon seeing a man casting his seed uselessly upon the earth, scoops it up and stuffs it into her netherregions in an attempt to turn that sperm into a human child
MysteryMan: No, swallowing is useless
alexanderthegreat: mystery man you are very strange
MysteryMan: I am a forward thinker
MysteryMan: A true progressive
alexanderthegreat: no just strange
MysteryMan: Quantum mechanics was strange to those who first encountered it
MysteryMan: Think of me as a quantum mechanical being, passing through your world
Emma: I know!
YourMoralFuhrer: you’re a sex blogger
MysteryMan: I speak not of sex, but procreation
YourMoralFuhrer: and most of us are men
YourMoralFuhrer: what else shold it be about
MysteryMan: I began by discussing Islam’s rise
I just had a 25-year old engine installed in my car. It cost me $2900. It is guaranteed for 90 days. I think it is time for a long road trip to test it out. Maybe I’ll go to Yosemite and Oregon and all the way up to Vancouver.
If I retire at age 62, I’ll get $606 a month from Social Security. If I retire at age 70, my payment will be about $1,068. Does that make you hot?
My estimated taxable earnings per year after 2007 are $9,995.