Category Archives: Personal

The Perfect Dinner Party

Posted on April 6, 2008 by Luke Ford

A shiksa friend of mine hosted the perfect dinner party the other night in her Van Nuys garden. The guests were highly accomplished, athletic, educated, never-married Jewesses in their 40s. They brought their own allergy-free food in tightly wrapped ecologically … Continue reading →

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Naughty Barbecue

Posted on April 6, 2008 by Luke Ford

SILVERLAKE: So we all lay down on the table — between the fried chicken and the potato salad and the chocolate cake — to get served by Sandra, who’d biked in from Van Nuys. She had that ancient Oriental massage … Continue reading →

Posted in Personal, Satire | Tagged assembly line, chocolate cake, fake moustache, festering swamp, fikes, fried chicken, good woman, hearty laughter, jew, megs, old girl, older lady, oriental massage, performance anxiety, potato salad, quot quot, shamrock shake, sweet smile, therm, van nuys | Comments Off

I’m Live On My Cam!

Posted on April 6, 2008 by Luke Ford

Click here to join the conversation: guest7: Do you check out info people feed you or do you just post anything anybody says, knowing people have hidden agendas? MORALLYcorrupt: ppl ALWAYS have an agenda! bigbrother: big brother in 2008 guest7: … Continue reading →

Posted in Personal | Tagged agendas, big brother, cantor, comedy spot, credibility, dirt, Emma, Gossip, guise, internet connection, katz, nbsp, oy, ppl, reputation, reputations, slander, stake, time and money, unsubstantiated rumors | Comments Off

Davening With The Stars

Posted on April 5, 2008 by Luke Ford

I’m live on my cam: MrGorsky: You look different guest4: shavua tov MrGorsky: Like a Russian peasant circa 1914 guest4: how was your kiddush? YourMoralLeader: thank you YourMoralLeader: hi gina YourMoralLeader: it was pretty bad guest4: mine was s**tty too … Continue reading →

Posted in Personal | Tagged 1914, bachur, bais, blackjack tips, full deck, game of life, generic drug makers, jewish life, kiddush hashem, mitzvahs, nerves, pronunciation, quot, rituals, russian peasant, shavua tov, starlet, stutter, tata motors, yakov | Comments Off

I’m Live On My Cam

Posted on April 4, 2008 by Luke Ford

Join the conversation and prepare for Passover right. I’ll kasher your dishes live on my cam (I’m doing a virtual seder for shut-ins on April 17): guest112: You may all sit down. Today’s question, as presented on another board is … Continue reading →

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I’m Live On My Cam!

Posted on April 3, 2008 by Luke Ford

Click here to join the fun. guest112: All of these old stereotypes are increasingly meaningless in an Islamic Europe guest112: France, Londonistan…..a total disaster for our side of things Emma: Luke play some Libera guest112: And the House of Saud … Continue reading →

Posted in Personal | Tagged alrighty, burkas, chadors, deportation, Emma, europeans, farewell, ginger, Holly Randall, homelands, house of saud, jewish women, Jews, lol, Modern Orthodox, muslims, nuns, orthodox jew, stereotypes, welshdragon | Comments Off

First Chupa, Then Shtuppa

Posted on April 3, 2008 by Luke Ford

From my live cam chat: RussianDragon: I MISSED YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOO YourMoralLeader: I wanna know what love is YourMoralLeader: I wanna go where love is RussianDragon: hug a horse YourMoralLeader: I need someone to show me Emma: I’ll show you Mr … Continue reading →

Posted in Personal | Tagged babies, chupa, chuppa, dragon, Emma, faith, followers, foreplay, goyim, horses, jeez, Jews, kiss, live cam chat, nbsp, never been kissed, roar, Sabbath, tender words, writen | Comments Off

I’m Live On My Cam For An Excruciatingly Personal Phone Call At 10 AM PST!

Posted on April 3, 2008 by Luke Ford

Join the fun. QuixoticLass: thing is, you can’t fake that User guest8 left the room. QuixoticLass: don’t you agree, emma? Emma: Fake being genuine? Emma: I guess not Emma: Your a happy bunny today Lukey YourMoralLeader: I’m with my friends! … Continue reading →

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I’ve Found A Way To Make Money From My Cam

Posted on April 2, 2008 by Luke Ford

There’s a website called camtowork.com and best of all I don’t have to take off my pants. I’m getting sick of that. Anyway, all I need is some special skill that people would pay for. From CamtoWork.com: To be qualified … Continue reading →

Posted in Personal | Tagged 18 years, beard, bit of fun, buddies, business education, education finance, Emma, good question, hovel, live cam chat, lol, memories, nbsp, night vision, precious time, quarterly payout, sleep, sports technology, way to make money, welshdragon | Comments Off

I’m Gonna Have An Excruciatingly Personal Phone Call Live On Cam At 10 AM PST Thursday

Posted on April 2, 2008 by Luke Ford

Can’t say who with but we were once an item. You can hear my end of the conversation live on my cam. I’m gonna discuss my various mood disorders and medications. Should be wholesome fun for the whole family.

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