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You Have 30 Days To Say Something Nice To Me
I loved some of the calls to Dennis Prager’s happiness hour today. Tim from Van Nuys: “I dated a woman for about 13 years.” “I was trying to make her happy. I was in love with her.” “She didn’t want … Continue reading
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Tagged 13 years, Dennis Prager, phonies, ultimatum, van nuys
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The Perfect Dinner Party
A shiksa friend of mine hosted the perfect dinner party the other night in her Van Nuys garden. The guests were highly accomplished, athletic, educated, never-married Jewesses in their 40s. They brought their own allergy-free food in tightly wrapped ecologically … Continue reading
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Tagged 40s, allergy, classy clothing, dinner party, ford, gloves, jewish singles, luke ford, mixer, pornographer, quot quot, tupperware, upstairs, van nuys
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Naughty Barbecue
SILVERLAKE: So we all lay down on the table — between the fried chicken and the potato salad and the chocolate cake — to get served by Sandra, who’d biked in from Van Nuys. She had that ancient Oriental massage … Continue reading
Posted in Personal, Satire
Tagged assembly line, chocolate cake, fake moustache, festering swamp, fikes, fried chicken, good woman, hearty laughter, jew, megs, old girl, older lady, oriental massage, performance anxiety, potato salad, quot quot, shamrock shake, sweet smile, therm, van nuys
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