MrGorsky: You look different
guest4: shavua tov
MrGorsky: Like a Russian peasant circa 1914
guest4: how was your kiddush?
YourMoralLeader: thank you
YourMoralLeader: hi gina
YourMoralLeader: it was pretty bad
guest4: mine was s**tty too
MrGorsky: How can a kiddush go bad?
YourMoralLeader: pronounciation nerves
MrGorsky: You need a kiddush card, with all the words transliterated out
guest4: b"h you don’t stutter
YourMoralLeader: doesnt help much
guest4: told you its that NCSY bencher….
MrGorsky: My kiddush card has blackjack tips on one side, pronunciation on the other
MrGorsky: You can’t lose
MrGorsky: G-d wants you to win in the game of life
MrGorsky: You should attend my seminar
guest4: Luke 1st has to play with a full deck
MrGorsky: I am sure you don’t know who this really is, but I am pitching a new religious themed TV show – "Davening with the Stars"
MrGorsky: We will pair off a yeshiva bachur with a machur, or a Bais Yakov Girls with a virtuous starlet, and watch as they struggle with the prayers and rituals of Jewish life
MrGorsky: Imagine the episode on laying teffilin
guest4: or mitzvah night
MrGorsky: You should get sponsorship for this. I’m thinking Indian generic drug makers
MrGorsky: Also, Tata Motors
MrGorsky: I’ll bet you could convince the Indians and the Japanese to advertise on your site.
YourMoralLeader: I love it
YourMoralLeader: mitzva night!
YourMoralLeader: kiddush hashem!
MrGorsky: Yes, and even your friends from your prior life could get involved as they do some shabbos mitzvahs
guest4: no shabbos shluff today?
MrGorsky: I read an article in the Sunday NY Times reporting that blogging can kill
YourMoralLeader: up till late, then chatting all afternoon
MrGorsky: Some big bloggers have keeled over from heart attacks in recent months
guest4: bryan adams
MrGorsky: All that pressure of writing all the time at minimal pay
MrGorsky: Hey, since you are into Jewish themes, why haven’t you interviewed that nice Jewish lady, Ellen Steinberg?
YourMoralLeader: who’s that?
MrGorsky: Annie Sprinkles
guest4: but does she spray?
User guest8 changed their name to BuddyHolly.
MrGorsky: I saw her once here in NY. She’s now all Goddessy and matronly
MrGorsky: She might be a davenning diva these days
guest4: no singing along t’night?
User Annie changed their name to HaGoanChaimAmalek.
guest4: you’re not feeling it yet?
HaGoanChaimAmalek: This song is depressing
guest4: where were you the summer of ’69?
guest4: 69 is not depressing
HaGoanChaimAmalek: I was marching with Jessie Jackson in Selma
YourMoralLeader: i was 3 and in aussie
YourMoralLeader: 4, why do women stay in love for years with men who treat them like crap?
guest4: taunting the kids in school
HaGoanChaimAmalek: Music is overrated
HaGoanChaimAmalek: It distracts people from more fruitful ventures
guest4: smart women leave
HaGoanChaimAmalek: It is a form of entertainment, and we are too entertained a people.
YourMoralLeader: but what’s the emotional payoff in staying with non-physical abuse?
HaGoanChaimAmalek: Personal inertia is a very, very, very powerful force.
HaGoanChaimAmalek: ANd it covers many situations
guest4: where’s the jug?
guest4: too civilized from a mug
guest4: I want to take a bite out off your shirt
guest4: I’d probably find the worm
YourMoralLeader: Is this Heaven?
guest4: don’t look down
User HaGoanChaimAmalek changed their name to SolomonShekter.
guest4: I’m always in heaven w/ you…
guest4: and emma
guest4: 3’s company
User guest11 left the room.
SolomonShekter: I think Luke would do better with a confident, accomplished, take-no-guff woman in the prime of life, her forties
SolomonShekter: A woman who knows the many weaknesses of man
SolomonShekter: And who will not accept any crap from any man
guest4: Luke doesn’t have much crap left in him
SolomonShekter: A robusto woman, Rubensesque
guest13: AWWW the Rabi is awake.
guest13: He got fleas in his beard
guest13: He eat a sandwish
"Luke Ford reports all of the 'juicy' quotes, and has been doing it for years." (Marc B. Shapiro)
"This guy knows all the gossip, the ins and outs, the lashon hara of the Orthodox world. He’s an [expert] in... all the inner workings of the Orthodox world." (Rabbi Aaron Rakeffet-Rothkoff)
"This generation's Hillel." (Nathan Cofnas)