Davening With The Stars

I’m live on my cam:

MrGorsky:  You look different
guest4:  shavua tov
MrGorsky:  Like a Russian peasant circa 1914
guest4:  how was your kiddush?
YourMoralLeader:  thank you
YourMoralLeader:  hi gina
YourMoralLeader:  it was pretty bad
guest4:  mine was s**tty too
MrGorsky:  How can a kiddush go bad?
YourMoralLeader:  pronounciation nerves
MrGorsky:  ahhhh
MrGorsky:  You need a kiddush card, with all the words transliterated out
guest4:  b"h you don’t stutter
YourMoralLeader:  doesnt help much
guest4:  told you its that NCSY bencher….
MrGorsky:  My kiddush card has blackjack tips on one side, pronunciation on the other
MrGorsky:  You can’t lose
MrGorsky:  G-d wants you to win in the game of life
MrGorsky:  You should attend my seminar
guest4:  Luke 1st has to play with a full deck
MrGorsky:  I am sure you don’t know who this really is, but I am pitching a new religious themed TV show – "Davening with the Stars"
MrGorsky:  We will pair off a yeshiva bachur with a machur, or a Bais Yakov Girls with a virtuous starlet, and watch as they struggle with the prayers and rituals of Jewish life
MrGorsky:  Imagine the episode on laying teffilin
guest4:  or mitzvah night
MrGorsky:  You should get sponsorship for this. I’m thinking Indian generic drug makers
MrGorsky:  Also, Tata Motors
MrGorsky:  I’ll bet you could convince the Indians and the Japanese to advertise on your site.
YourMoralLeader:  I love it
YourMoralLeader:  mitzva night!
YourMoralLeader:  kiddush hashem!
MrGorsky:  Yes, and even your friends from your prior life could get involved as they do some shabbos mitzvahs
guest4:  no shabbos shluff today?
YourMoralLeader:  nope
MrGorsky:  I read an article in the Sunday NY Times reporting that blogging can kill
YourMoralLeader:  up till late, then chatting all afternoon
MrGorsky:  Some big bloggers have keeled over from heart attacks in recent months
guest4:  bryan adams
MrGorsky:  All that pressure of writing all the time at minimal pay
MrGorsky:  Hey, since you are into Jewish themes, why haven’t you interviewed that nice Jewish lady, Ellen Steinberg?
YourMoralLeader:  who’s that?
MrGorsky:  Annie Sprinkles
guest4:  but does she spray?
User guest8 changed their name to BuddyHolly.
MrGorsky:  I saw her once here in NY. She’s now all Goddessy and matronly
MrGorsky:  She might be a davenning diva these days
guest4:  no singing along t’night?
User Annie changed their name to HaGoanChaimAmalek.
guest4:  you’re not feeling it yet?
HaGoanChaimAmalek:  This song is depressing
guest4:  where were you the summer of ’69?
guest4:  69 is not depressing
HaGoanChaimAmalek:  I was marching with Jessie Jackson in Selma
YourMoralLeader:  i was 3 and in aussie
YourMoralLeader:  4, why do women stay in love for years with men who treat them like crap?
guest4:  taunting the kids in school
HaGoanChaimAmalek:  Music is overrated
YourMoralLeader:  yep
HaGoanChaimAmalek:  It distracts people from more fruitful ventures
guest4:  smart women leave
HaGoanChaimAmalek:  It is a form of entertainment, and we are too entertained a people.
YourMoralLeader:  but what’s the emotional payoff in staying with non-physical abuse?
HaGoanChaimAmalek:  Personal inertia is a very, very, very powerful force.
HaGoanChaimAmalek:  ANd it covers many situations
guest4:  where’s the jug?
guest4:  too civilized from a mug
guest4:  I want to take a bite out off your shirt
guest4:  I’d probably find the worm
YourMoralLeader:  Is this Heaven?
guest4:  don’t look down
User HaGoanChaimAmalek changed their name to SolomonShekter.
guest4:  I’m always in heaven w/ you…
guest4:  and emma
guest4:  3’s company
User guest11 left the room.
SolomonShekter:  I think Luke would do better with a confident, accomplished, take-no-guff woman in the prime of life, her forties
YourMoralLeader:  lol
SolomonShekter:  A woman who knows the many weaknesses of man
SolomonShekter:  And who will not accept any crap from any man
guest4:  Luke doesn’t have much crap left in him
SolomonShekter:  A robusto woman, Rubensesque
guest13:  AWWW the Rabi is awake.
YourMoralLeader:  greetings
guest13:  He got fleas in his beard
guest13:  He eat a sandwish

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been noted in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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