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The Texan Girl
My friend Pascal and I were reminiscing about sharks. To more precisely share his feelings, the frog sent me this: Wilder, than a dozen hungry tigers She played the baby cat, just to get to my heart Clever, as a … Continue reading
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Tagged baby cat, blue suede shoes, chocolate cake, gift from heaven, music in your eyes, texan girl
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Naughty Barbecue
SILVERLAKE: So we all lay down on the table — between the fried chicken and the potato salad and the chocolate cake — to get served by Sandra, who’d biked in from Van Nuys. She had that ancient Oriental massage … Continue reading
Posted in Personal, Satire
Tagged assembly line, chocolate cake, fake moustache, festering swamp, fikes, fried chicken, good woman, hearty laughter, jew, megs, old girl, older lady, oriental massage, performance anxiety, potato salad, quot quot, shamrock shake, sweet smile, therm, van nuys
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