There’s a website called camtowork.com and best of all I don’t have to take off my pants.
I’m getting sick of that.
Anyway, all I need is some special skill that people would pay for.
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guest94: I love the hovel 🙂
Welshdragon: what religon is that?
YourMoralLeader: bring back memories?
guest94: LOL yah
guest88: wipe your hands!
guest94: you’re an animal
guest94: love the beard
Welshdragon: 94’s a bit of fun
guest94: are you on live all day?
guest94: very interesting
YourMoralLeader: on and off
guest94: quite voyeuristic
YourMoralLeader: how do I monetize my cam?
guest94: good question
YourMoralLeader: even sleep with it on, cam has night vision
guest94: I’ll give it some thought
Welshdragon: he was cracking one off a short while back 94
guest94: no way are you serious?
guest94: cracking one off?
Welshdragon: ask 88
guest88: 🙂
guest94: hello 88
guest88: thanks to emma
guest94: LOL
guest88: hey
guest94: so are these all of your buddies?
YourMoralLeader: that was misinterpreted
YourMoralLeader: yeah
Welshdragon: pants on floor and everything
guest94: LOL yeah that’s Luke
guest88: nice boxers though
guest94: 🙂
guest94: God bless him
YourMoralLeader: 94 bought me those boxers
guest94: sing it Luke!
Welshdragon: knob out for the viewers
guest94: You’re such a good Jew
guest94: I can only aspire to be as moral as you are LOL
guest94: how many instant messages do you have going at once Mr. Ford?
guest94: Great smile
guest94: whiskey?
guest88: yasa shalom!
guest94: do you pay attention to watch your watchers are typing?
Welshdragon: 88,les,94,95, and the big man it’s time for me to go, big man keep it in ya pants mate…
guest94: Big man LOL
guest94: HUGE MAN
guest88: Ta ta WD
guest94: I know!
guest94: 🙂
Welshdragon: see u guys soon
Welshdragon: 88 u were great fun
Welshdragon: byeeeeeeeeee
guest94: why am I suddenly feeling "tingly"?
guest88: stick to the day kiddush…that was great!
guest88: NCSY
guest88: Rabbi Lanner’s bencher?
guest88: adjust yourself will ya?
guest88: pls.. I need my twirl fix….
les: yourmoralleader your webcam is of centre
PontifexMaximus: Blessings be upon all of you.
les: at the ceiling
guest88: Luke aims high
PontifexMaximus: May the Gods look with favor upon Lukes camera.
YourMoralLeader: http://camtowork.com/
les: telling me phoaw
YourMoralLeader: all i need is a skill that people would pay for
PontifexMaximus: By Jove, I think he’s got it.
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PontifexMaximus: Too low.
PontifexMaximus: aim it a bit higher
PontifexMaximus: We cannot see your eyes.
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PontifexMaximus: yes, that is it.
guest88: thanks now I won’t need batteries
PontifexMaximus: I know why LA has the men, NY the women.
PontifexMaximus: Military bases are mostly out west.
PontifexMaximus: NY has none.
PontifexMaximus: Hence, gender imbalance.
PontifexMaximus: Also, there is more high tech industry out west, again more men.
YourMoralLeader: ahh
PontifexMaximus: NY has female centric businesses like gossip and publishing and feminism.
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PontifexMaximus: This is why you are still a lone unattached male
les: breed more
PontifexMaximus: It is because of all those Marines in Camp Pendalton
PontifexMaximus: The problem was far more dire in the old West, where men were men and sheep ran scared.
PontifexMaximus: On the other hand, many a lass ended up in a convent back east for want of a proper man.
guest88: Luke any Tam Tams?
guest88: I’ll bring the spread
PontifexMaximus: What sort of sacrifice is a Tam Tam?
guest88: shortage just like good men
PontifexMaximus: One strategy to follow to avoid this gender imbalance is to seek out employment in a female-centric industry
PontifexMaximus: In your geographic case, that would be adult cinema.
guest88: or….
guest88: just eat Tam tams
PontifexMaximus: Adult cinema contains many more females than males.
PontifexMaximus: Also, consider working at a strip club.
PontifexMaximus: Or attending a Jewish temple that is heavy on the feminist critical theory, as these temples will have few real men as members
guest88: you need to start passover cleaning the hovel
guest88: very soon
