I’ve Found A Way To Make Money From My Cam

There’s a website called camtowork.com and best of all I don’t have to take off my pants.

I’m getting sick of that.

Anyway, all I need is some special skill that people would pay for.

From CamtoWork.com:

To be qualified for active membership of this portal, a person has to be above 18 years and highly skilled in any of the categories listed below.

Business, Education, Finance, Legal, Media and Entertainment, Medical, Social, Sports, Technology

Membership can be suspended if a member provides wrong information or misuses the facilities provided by the portal. No pornographic or obscene activities are allowed on this portal.

An important feature of this portal is that it provides members the opportunity to monetize their skills and precious time by using the Pay Per Minute Chat facility. In return, the portal requires members to donate 25% of your quarterly payout to CamtoWork.com.

From my live cam chat:

guest94:  I love the hovel πŸ™‚
Welshdragon:  what religon is that?
YourMoralLeader:  bring back memories?
guest94:  LOL yah
guest88:  wipe your hands!
guest94:  you’re an animal
guest94:  love the beard
Welshdragon:  94’s a bit of fun
guest94:  are you on live all day?
guest94:  very interesting
YourMoralLeader:  on and off
guest94:  quite voyeuristic
YourMoralLeader:  how do I monetize my cam?
guest94:  good question
YourMoralLeader:  even sleep with it on, cam has night vision
guest94:  I’ll give it some thought
Welshdragon:  he was cracking one off a short while back 94
guest94:  no way are you serious?
guest94:  cracking one off?
Welshdragon:  ask 88
guest88:  πŸ™‚
guest94:  hello 88
guest88:  thanks to emma
guest94:  LOL
guest88:  hey
guest94:  so are these all of your buddies?
YourMoralLeader:  that was misinterpreted
YourMoralLeader:  yeah
Welshdragon:  pants on floor and everything
guest94:  LOL yeah that’s Luke
guest88:  nice boxers though
guest94:  πŸ™‚
guest94:  God bless him
YourMoralLeader:  94 bought me those boxers
guest94:  sing it Luke!
Welshdragon:  knob out for the viewers
guest94:  You’re such a good Jew
guest94:  I can only aspire to be as moral as you are LOL
guest94:  how many instant messages do you have going at once Mr. Ford?
guest94:  Great smile
guest94:  whiskey?
guest88:  yasa shalom!
guest94:  do you pay attention to watch your watchers are typing?
Welshdragon:  88,les,94,95, and the big man it’s time for me to go, big man keep it in ya pants mate…
guest94:  Big man LOL
guest94:  HUGE MAN
guest88:  Ta ta WD
guest94:  I know!
guest94:  πŸ™‚
Welshdragon:  see u guys soon
Welshdragon:  88 u were great fun
Welshdragon:  byeeeeeeeeee
guest94:  why am I suddenly feeling "tingly"?
guest88:  stick to the day kiddush…that was great!
guest88:  NCSY
guest88:  Rabbi Lanner’s bencher?
guest88:  adjust yourself will ya?
guest88:  pls.. I need my twirl fix….
les:  yourmoralleader your webcam is of centre
PontifexMaximus:  Blessings be upon all of you.
les:  at the ceiling
guest88:  Luke aims high
PontifexMaximus:  May the Gods look with favor upon Lukes camera.
YourMoralLeader:  http://camtowork.com/
les:  telling me phoaw
YourMoralLeader:  all i need is a skill that people would pay for
PontifexMaximus:  By Jove, I think he’s got it.
User guest98 left the room.
PontifexMaximus:  Too low.
PontifexMaximus:  aim it a bit higher
PontifexMaximus:  We cannot see your eyes.
User guest99 left the room.
PontifexMaximus:  yes, that is it.
guest88:  thanks now I won’t need batteries
PontifexMaximus:  I know why LA has the men, NY the women.
PontifexMaximus:  Military bases are mostly out west.
PontifexMaximus:  NY has none.
PontifexMaximus:  Hence, gender imbalance.
PontifexMaximus:  Also, there is more high tech industry out west, again more men.
YourMoralLeader:  ahh
PontifexMaximus:  NY has female centric businesses like gossip and publishing and feminism.
User guest94 left the room.
PontifexMaximus:  This is why you are still a lone unattached male
les:  breed more
PontifexMaximus:  It is because of all those Marines in Camp Pendalton
PontifexMaximus:  The problem was far more dire in the old West, where men were men and sheep ran scared.
PontifexMaximus:  On the other hand, many a lass ended up in a convent back east for want of a proper man.
guest88:  Luke any Tam Tams?
guest88:  I’ll bring the spread
PontifexMaximus:  What sort of sacrifice is a Tam Tam?
guest88:  shortage just like good men
PontifexMaximus:  One strategy to follow to avoid this gender imbalance is to seek out employment in a female-centric industry
PontifexMaximus:  In your geographic case, that would be adult cinema.
guest88:  or….
guest88:  just eat Tam tams
PontifexMaximus:  Adult cinema contains many more females than males.
PontifexMaximus:  Also, consider working at a strip club.
PontifexMaximus:  Or attending a Jewish temple that is heavy on the feminist critical theory, as these temples will have few real men as members
guest88:  you need to start passover cleaning the hovel
guest88:  very soon

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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