RussianDragon: I MISSED YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOO
YourMoralLeader: I wanna know what love is
YourMoralLeader: I wanna go where love is
RussianDragon: hug a horse
YourMoralLeader: I need someone to show me
Emma: I’ll show you Mr
YourMoralLeader: thank you
Rossi: thats was good
RussianDragon: pff all this flirting
RussianDragon: when are these 8 babies going to be born
ToTheSea: Look, you looking forward to engage in some legalisms this coming Sabbath? I sure am!
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YourMoralLeader: first foreplay
RussianDragon: in front of all the followers?
YourMoralLeader: first tender words, then a hug and a kiss, then…chupa and shtuppa.
YourMoralLeader: in that order!
RussianDragon: jeez this is like a devils sabat
AlekseyFromRussia: Whats music???
ToTheSea: Is Chupan then Shtuppa the order as writen in the Shulcan Aruch?
QuixoticLass: if there’s no shtuppa before the chuppa how do you know it’s gonna work out?
YourMoralLeader: Yes, my faith in G-d tells me so
QuixoticLass: Yeah, I bought that one too, but it didn’t turn out so well.
YourMoralLeader: I respect Emma too much to do that.
RussianDragon: you lust
YourMoralLeader: she’s just a child
Emma: lol i get the hint
YourMoralLeader: never been kissed
RussianDragon: yet you want 8 kids
RussianDragon: i don’t get it
YourMoralLeader: goyim wouldn’t
RussianDragon: i get horses better than people
AlekseyFromRussia: Heeh Are you from RussanDragon????
QuixoticLass: the no chuppa no shtuppa rule is the stupidest rule I ever followed in my entire life.
RussianDragon: I am the only russian dragon
RussianDragon: i eat jews from breakfast, lucnh and dinner
YourMoralLeader: no shtuppa till you were married lass?
RussianDragon: and as inbetween snacks too
YourMoralLeader: no premarital sex before marriage = fag
QuixoticLass: should have known better
RussianDragon: so you are = fag
RussianDragon: you have too much lust in your heart luke
QuixoticLass: yes, a little lust goes a long way
YourMoralLedger: harpies arent necessarily ugly
YourMoralLedger: and harpies are beautiful on the inside
YourMoralLeader: Heath, is that you?
RussianDragon: she’s an easy lover
YourMoralLeader: All I need is a miracle
RussianDragon: She’ll get a hold on you believe it
RussianDragon: Before you know it you’ll be on your knees
RussianDragon: Shes an easy lover ….
QuixoticLass: who’ll be on their knees?
Emma: Its a song
YourMoralLeader: All I need is you
QuixoticLass: I know
QuixoticLass: phil collins
RussianDragon: Shell take your heart but you wont feel it
RussianDragon: Youll never get it
cavaliera: hi luke
YourMoralLedger: Luke you have a tiny bit of balogna caught in your teeth
Emma: lol liar
RussianDragon: She will play around and leave you Leave you and deceive you
RussianDragon: emma is that short for ennema?
QuixoticLass: ledger you have a tiny bit of balogna between your ears
User PontifexMaximus changed their name to ChaimAmalek.
RussianDragon: i was just wondering
Emma: No it’s short for emmahajauayhicia
ChaimAmalek: Pay no heed to these generationally distant folk, giving you a hard time
QuixoticLass: yo chaim
RussianDragon: good i thought it wasn’t
User YourMoralLedger changed their name to MordyMermeltashen.
ChaimAmalek: Good evening/day depending on where you live
ChaimAmalek: And where are you people?
ChaimAmalek: We’ve got Ireland, New York, and LA
RussianDragon: i also didn’t think luke is short for puke
MordyMermeltashen: Emma are you over 12 yrs old?
ChaimAmalek: Anyone from the dusky lands of the third world here?
RussianDragon: yes she is fair game
Emma: im 100
RussianDragon: not for luke
RussianDragon: luke finds her a child
YourMoralLeader: gday mate chaim
MordyMermeltashen: 100 time seven, I am sure
RussianDragon: and innocent
ChaimAmalek: I’m so old that I am post-sexual
ChaimAmalek: Sex has about as much meaning to me as the trombone has to a lichen
RussianDragon: I am so post sexual that i’ve ^become pre sexual aagain
Emma: lol lass
cavaliera: lol wow
ChaimAmalek: Sex – just a means of conveying cooties
ChaimAmalek: I say don’t go there, girl
MordyMermeltashen: you have to stay in practice chaim
ChaimAmalek: My penis has shriveled up so far that it protrudes from my navel
QuixoticLass: without the transfer of cooties, life would not continue
QuixoticLass: ok that’s just gross
ChaimAmalek: In fact, I may auction it off on ebay
YourMoralLeader: what about when I share those intimate photos of Emma with you? No response?
Emma: You better see someone about that Chaim
ChaimAmalek: I have not received any intimate photos of anyone in a coon’s age
cavaliera: wow emma!
RussianDragon: luke’s penis is that small that he is technically having intercourse with himself
ChaimAmalek: I meant no racial insult by that
QuixoticLass: oh if you want pictures like that, just post an ad on craigslist
ChaimAmalek: Done and done
QuixoticLass: you’ll get some lickety split
MordyMermeltashen: how was the wallaby Luke? Did it whimper in your ear softly?
ChaimAmalek: I"m tapped out even on Craigslist, and there is nothing in life lower than looking for a woman on Craigslist
ChaimAmalek: Except maybe looking for a woman and accepting a man
ChaimAmalek: But I don’t play that way
RussianDragon: whatabout looking for a girl on luke ford
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RussianDragon: that’s even lower, no?
ChaimAmalek: When I first encountered Luke, I had two notions of how he could help in that regard
MordyMermeltashen: Luke won’t allow love connections to be made on lukeford
MordyMermeltashen: he wants all the women for himself
ChaimAmalek: 1. he refused to serve as a pimp, procuring p*rn women for me
RussianDragon: yes true
YourMoralLeader: I get the right of the first night.
ChaimAmalek: And then he refused to apply himself in ways that might have won him and me fame and thus money and sex
RussianDragon: real cult leader typical traits
MordyMermeltashen: but after that one night with you luke, they are foirever ruined
MordyMermeltashen: like cracked eggs
ChaimAmalek: I think Luke might be a good fit for a virgin
RussianDragon: give onto me all thy young girls and wives
ChaimAmalek: Luke with a mother would be like a snake crawling into a cave, and demanding to fight a bear
ChaimAmalek: Me, I’m loaded for bear, but it seems that they have gone extinct
ChaimAmalek: I give luke this much – dollar for dollar, he is the most successful man I’ve ever encountered
RussianDragon: i knew it
RussianDragon: luke = a poof
ChaimAmalek: His ability to charm women from his position in life astonishes me
MordyMermeltashen: hahaha indeed- dollar for dollar he is
RussianDragon: a real rectal rooter
MordyMermeltashen: his act wouldnt fly if he was still downu under
ChaimAmalek: If Luke wrote a book about this – "The Poor Man’s Guide to Getting Laid in LA" I and many other men would buy it
MordyMermeltashen: The australian authorities would box his ears and make him take a proper job
RussianDragon: now i know why he says he is from ‘down under’
cavaliera: wow, alot of men here tonight!
ChaimAmalek: This is the internet
RussianDragon: too many
ChaimAmalek: There are no real women on the internet
cavaliera: who loves to hear their own voices …lol lol
Emma: lol oooooooo
ChaimAmalek: Even this "Emma" could well be a trannie
QuixoticLass: speak for yourself chaim
ChaimAmalek: Luke, have you ever heard "her" voice?
RussianDragon: oooooooooh ni
cavaliera: exept her…lol
MordyMermeltashen: RussianDragon is a woman
RussianDragon: NOT EMMA
ChaimAmalek: Quixoticlass, I have no idea who you are either
Emma: no lol
MordyMermeltashen: a woman with a filthy mouth
RussianDragon: i could be
Emma: IM ALL WOMEN
YourMoralLeader: I’ve earned $3:90 today from adsense
ChaimAmalek: I am functionally female
ChaimAmalek: I care
ChaimAmalek: I support liberal democrats
MordyMermeltashen: flash that cash luke
MordyMermeltashen: show us your 3.90
MordyMermeltashen: like the gangstas
RussianDragon: i support the women on luke ford
cavaliera: all say what gender they are plz! lol
ChaimAmalek: How many Viagra will $3.90 buy?
RussianDragon: the real ones
MordyMermeltashen: .75 tablets
ChaimAmalek: Not even one, unless you buy them from the hindus
RussianDragon: trannies don’t count
RussianDragon: nor does luke
ChaimAmalek: You who purport to be female, provide me with proof.
MordyMermeltashen: luke is flush this month thanks to the generosity of guest 117
RussianDragon: no broke back lukes
ChaimAmalek: WHO is guest 117?
QuixoticLass: proof online? can’t be done
MordyMermeltashen: a generous man of means, clearly
ChaimAmalek: Is this yet another plot by the House of Saud to coopt everyone and embarrass the Jews?
YourMoralLeader: I vouch for Lass’s feminity
ChaimAmalek: Here in New York our trannies are very convincing
ChaimAmalek: My penis has now withdrawn so far I can fell it crawling up my throat
QuixoticLass: wow that’s even grosser than your last comment about your member
ChaimAmalek: "For members only"
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HamanHater: i have a members only jacket
Rossi: where is here moral?
HamanHater: i put it on for this song
ChaimAmalek: This is the music they play in preop places
ChaimAmalek: I am too moral for my own good
ChaimAmalek: Why isn’t it fun to stay at the YMHA?
ChaimAmalek: It’s fun to be at the Jcc
cavaliera: i go to bed now
cavaliera: bye all xxxx
ChaimAmalek: its fun to be at the JayyyyCCCCCCC
HamanHater: goodnight sweet emma
ChaimAmalek: I say all of you are trannies
HamanHater: dream of me fondly
QuixoticLass: my boss just handed me an article "The Missing Piece: Why finding a Jewish husband is no cakewalk"
ChaimAmalek: PROVE ME WRONG
cavaliera: i will haman
ChaimAmalek: I can help any Jewish woman find a Jewish husband
cavaliera: bye luke
cavaliera: see you
ChaimAmalek: But she must be willing to share
ChaimAmalek: Jewish men should be paired off with large black women
QuixoticLass: pilagesh? no thanks
Donnag: hi how r u today well this evening in scotland
ChaimAmalek: Jewish women do not need to be paired off with Jewish men to have Jewish children
ChaimAmalek: In the interest of hybrid vigor, I favor: Black women with Asian men, and Jewish women with black men
ChaimAmalek: Create a super-race that can fight with fist and tongue
QuixoticLass: met a jewish black man recently
ChaimAmalek: I am proud to say that I have always hated Maddonno from Bay Ridge Michigan
chihuahua: hows the moral leader tonight
ChaimAmalek: A black Jewish man is possibly the natural ruler of the world
ChaimAmalek: If only Obama were Baruch Hassid Ovadia
ChaimAmalek: With a Jewish wife
ChaimAmalek: Luke, please play some decent music
HamanHater: chihuahua are you like the taco bell dog
ChaimAmalek: Emma, you are the glue that holds us here
Emma: No Luke is
alexanderthegreat: hey luke
ChaimAmalek: We so seldom get to have social intercourse with a young woman like you
TikkunHaolam: Luke why do you look so dissheveled? It’s not a sin to *iron*
ChaimAmalek: I have seen this before – Emma leaves, and then in fifteen minutes it is just Luke and me
chihuahua: he looks great
HamanHater: he davened hard earlier to the beats of the Village People
HamanHater: and got rumpled
alexanderthegreat: had a good day emma ?
User guest73 changed their name to KellyErikson.
alexanderthegreat: studying again were you
ChaimAmalek: Who is Kelly Erikson?
YourMoralLeader: hot chick
KellyErikson: Hi Luke
YourMoralLeader: how’s the baby?
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User ChaimAmalek changed their name to HotYoungBabe.
moshe: luke, don’t preach!
HamanHater: too busy study
HamanHater: too busy studying Torah to iron? pffft… to busy stroking your ego with this webcam more like it.
HamanHater: Luke your sin is ego
KellyErikson: Excellent. Second one is on the way.
YourMoralLeader: mazal tov!
YourMoralLeader: how’s anthony?
HotYoungBabe: I’d like to see you grow that bead until it is big enough to hide a cam
HotYoungBabe: Beard cam
guest72: let he who is without sin
HamanHater: Hi hotyoungbabe how are you?
chihuahua: shave it off
HotYoungBabe: hot young babes like me dig cams
HotYoungBabe: We adore older Jewish men
HotYoungBabe: in fact, the older the better!
TikkunHaolam: Luke, How does staring at a webcam all day make the world better?
HotYoungBabe: I get all ….you know….when I watch Larry King Live
YourMoralLeader: what’s the gematria of cam?
HotYoungBabe: cam = Mac
HotYoungBabe: as in "Mac Daddy"
HotYoungBabe: I love my mac daddy Luke
KellyErikson: Do you make money from this new site?
KellyErikson: I heard Lukeford was up for sale again.
HamanHater: kelly- 3.90 today alone!
HotYoungBabe: I have started a new business: "Gadol Escorts"
chihuahua: wow lol
HotYoungBabe: We cater to only the big shots
chihuahua: go in chat roms hot babe
YourMoralLeader: kelly, really?
YourMoralLeader: how much for lukeford.com?
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chihuahua: this is too civilised for you lol
QuixoticLass: hey YML I was just going to ask you how long it takes you to get to work 🙂
chihuahua: now wheres he gone
TikkunHaolam: OMG – stripping!!!!
TikkunHaolam: I usually have to pay for this
KellyErikson: I believe a few K
HamanHater: Quix…"work" thats a good one!
alexanderthegreat: turning away
chihuahua: me too lol
QuixoticLass: he’s my employee
TikkunHaolam: turning towards toilet
QuixoticLass: and he works hard for the money
alexanderthegreat: can u see his bed
QuixoticLass: believe me
chihuahua: his room looks like a bomb site
HotYoungBabe: The cover story on the May 2008 Atlantic Monthly: "Is Israel Finished?" by Jeffrey Goldberg
TikkunHaolam: Is that your bed, or your dog’s?
chihuahua: dogs lol
chihuahua: he’s dancing
HamanHater: 90% of serial killers wear sweatpants
chihuahua: oh no look away lol
TikkunHaolam: how can he stop himself, with those awesome Kabbalah-friendly beats
alexanderthegreat: and the other 10% ?
HamanHater: i bet he wears Teva sandals
alexanderthegreat: we were all looking away luke
KellyErikson: I feel like I’m back in the 80’s
chihuahua: he’s preaching like the song lol
HamanHater: the dynamic between Luke and his fans is frightening. Its like NASCAR stars and their fans is the closest thing I can think of
alexanderthegreat: this is a long bloody song
TikkunHaolam: apt analogy. We’re also desperate for a crash
HamanHater: whens the official Hovel Merchandise come out?
TikkunHaolam: Luke, if you’re willing to kill yourself at a specific time, I think I can drive a lot of traffic to this site. Really.
HamanHater: imagine those skullcaps with a lukeford logo on them
HamanHater: they’d sell like bagels
Emma: I’m off everyone
QuixoticLass: bye emma
chihuahua: bye emma
Emma: Bye bye all… take care
alexanderthegreat: nite emma
TikkunHaolam: bye Emma!
TikkunHaolam: whomever you are
Emma: night night!!!
alexanderthegreat: sweet dreams
HamanHater: well if emmas gone it all seems pointless
QuixoticLass: look he got all dressed up to come and see me
HamanHater: I’m SURE Luke just has skads of work he needs to do
alexanderthegreat: sois luke
HotYoungBabe: As I said, no emma, no chat room
TikkunHaolam: I’m off Luke, but I will be back as soon as I need to feel successful in my own life.
QuixoticLass: oh that’s not nice
QuixoticLass: how can you repair the world with that atitude?
TikkunHaolam: well, I think the world would be much better without Luke, for a start
QuixoticLass: but what would you do in the middle of the day, then?
chaimamalek: it all becomes unhinged
TikkunHaolam: I guess I would be *productive*. Has Luke ever been productive?
YourMoralLeader: so does your mood change at night?
YourMoralLeader: do you turn into a vampire?
YourMoralLeader: ru going to suck my blood?
Emma: I’m going to have my way with you..
Emma: Luke Ford
YourMoralLeader: let’s play truth or dare
YourMoralLeader: I’m scared
Emma: Truth or dare Luke?
Emma: What are you thinking right now?
YourMoralLeader: I’m gonna work out
Emma: Go for it
TheEvilOne: I think Emma should, at this point, excuse herself so that she is not overcome with carnal thoughts
TheEvilOne: Emma, think of England. And potatoes.
YourMoralLeader: i have carpal tunnel from too much blogging, so slowly am building up muscles around my very sore elbows
Emma: Thinking of potatoes
TheEvilOne: Blogging is just a fancy way of saying "I masturbate too much"
YourMoralLeader: Lord Curzon instructed his American wife in British sexual etiquette: "Ladies never move."
Emma: Ladies never move?
TheEvilOne: That’s why the Empire fell.
TheEvilOne: Ladies began to move around too much
TheEvilOne: Then came the wogs
User TheEvilOne changed their name to MaynardGKrebs.
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MaynardGKrebs: Just the three of us.
MaynardGKrebs: This is what it will be like when the two of you get together.
MaynardGKrebs: I count three
MaynardGKrebs: I will be their with the camera
Emma: He wont need any excercise
MaynardGKrebs: I still say you are a dude, Emma.
Emma: I think not
MaynardGKrebs: I’ve seen no evidence of your true biological nature. Not even a photo
Emma: Infact last time i checked im pretty sure im not a dude
MaynardGKrebs: I hurts me to think that you could be toying with poor Luke and leading him on like this
MaynardGKrebs: And be some guy dude in Brixton
MaynardGKrebs: Or worse, a muslim in manchester
MaynardGKrebs: It’s happened to me, it could happen to him
MaynardGKrebs: I thought I was chatting up a young woman, and it turned out I was chatting with a 300pound trannie in Nigeria who wanted my money
MaynardGKrebs: We met at a local bar, and I woke up feeling a bit queer.
Emma: I’m sorry to hear that
MaynardGKrebs: Me too.
Emma: Must have been hard for you
MaynardGKrebs: All I had was one stiff one, and then I was out like a light
MaynardGKrebs: It is hard to be a man
MaynardGKrebs: Luke, if I may call you that, you need money
MaynardGKrebs: But first, you must hit rock bottom
MaynardGKrebs: See, the are attracted to the scent of a woman
MaynardGKrebs: This chat room is what china will be like in twenty years.
MaynardGKrebs: Does Emma know about your stint in prison?
MaynardGKrebs: Luke, show her your prison tattoo
MaynardGKrebs: No, not that one, the one in the small of your back
YourMoralSchvartze: were you anybody’s b**ch in prison luke?
YourMoralSchvartze: luke do you have any pets?
MaynardGKrebs: Barak Obama was giving just 1% to charity over the years. Luke, how much charity have you given?
flint: interestingly enough…..every time I come on this site…someone is trying to discredit you….hmmm…..jealousy perhaps
flint: why are they so irritated??
flint: if they dont like you….why do they stay on here???
MaynardGKrebs: We are envious of LUke because he has the attention of a putatively hot 18 yo girl
MaynardGKrebs: Even if she is in Ireland
YourMoralLeader: nothing putative about it
MaynardGKrebs: Luke, anyone can get ahold of a photo
YourMoralLeader: I’ve been to the mountain and I’ve seen the promised land and I like it.
flint: he has the interest of more than one Krebs
YourMoralSchvartze: stop using big words
YourMoralLeader: I may not get there with you
MaynardGKrebs: It just seems contrary to human nature for a man as poor as Luke to be doing that well socially speaking
MaynardGKrebs: It is anti-Darwinian.
MaynardGKrebs: Donald Trump I understand, but this, this is amazing
MaynardGKrebs: I do not come here to live out my life
flint: not so amazing Krebs….happens all the time
flint: good thing
MaynardGKrebs: I want to know how to pull this off on my own
MaynardGKrebs: That’s al
MaynardGKrebs: Please school me, all of you
flint: lol…you mean you want him as your Leader??? advisor???
MaynardGKrebs: Free me from my social constraints
flint: there yah go!
YourMoralSchvartze: luke is hte girl jewish at least?
YourMoralSchvartze: what’s up with the bob denver theme tonight
DoobyGillis: Let us discuss something that is not focussed on Luke Ford
DoobyGillis: I think what America needs is more nuclear power.
DoobyGillis: Nuclear power and an electric car
YourMoralSchvartze: i likehow he moves the camera so we can see him exercise
YourMoralSchvartze: doing his nebbish exercises
DoobyGillis: nuclear power + electric cars = starving Saudi princes
EdwardTeller: With enough breeder reactors and better battery technology, we could finally break the grip of the House of Saud.
Emma: They look heavy this time
DoooDaaa: are u gay ed?
EdwardTeller: I am not sexual in any way
EdwardTeller: Nuclear power will bring so many of these problems to an end
Emma: How are you?
DoooDaaa: fancy meeting u here
EdwardTeller: Hello DooDaaaa
Emma: lol yeah strange
Emma: I remeber when I first saw Luke doing that
Emma: I was like wtf is he crazy?
Emma: Now it’s normal
YourMoralLeader: what intrigued you that first time?
EdwardTeller: There is enough U-238 to provide for all of our energy needs, provided we go to breeder reactors
DoooDaaa: i xercise…its called work
Welshdragon: he aint going to drop the pants again is he?
Emma: You never know with Luke
Welshdragon: u here every night emma?
ElShaddai: wow you have russiandraggons as well as welshdragons. Has anyone seen a hobbit in here?
Welshdragon: i ate the russian
YourMoralLeader: I’m gonna be sore tomorrow
Welshdragon: stop playing with me em
YourMoralLeader: that kedem grape juice workout is a killer
ElShaddai: no pain no gain luke