First Chupa, Then Shtuppa

From my live cam chat:

RussianDragon:  I MISSED YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOO
YourMoralLeader:  I wanna know what love is
YourMoralLeader:  I wanna go where love is
RussianDragon:  hug a horse
YourMoralLeader:  I need someone to show me
Emma:  I’ll show you Mr
YourMoralLeader:  thank you
Rossi:  thats was good
RussianDragon:  pff all this flirting
RussianDragon:  when are these 8 babies going to be born

ToTheSea:  Look, you looking forward to engage in some legalisms this coming Sabbath? I sure am!
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YourMoralLeader:  first foreplay
Emma:  lol
QuixoticLass:  lol
RussianDragon:  in front of all the followers?
YourMoralLeader:  first tender words, then a hug and a kiss, then…chupa and shtuppa.
YourMoralLeader:  in that order!
RussianDragon:  jeez this is like a devils sabat
AlekseyFromRussia:  Whats music???
ToTheSea:  Is Chupan then Shtuppa the order as writen in the Shulcan Aruch?
QuixoticLass:  if there’s no shtuppa before the chuppa how do you know it’s gonna work out?
YourMoralLeader:  Yes, my faith in G-d tells me so
QuixoticLass:  Yeah, I bought that one too, but it didn’t turn out so well.
YourMoralLeader:  I respect Emma too much to do that.
RussianDragon:  you lust
YourMoralLeader:  she’s just a child
YourMoralLeader:  innocent
Emma:  right
RussianDragon:  pffffff
Emma:  lol i get the hint
YourMoralLeader:  never been kissed
RussianDragon:  yet you want 8 kids
RussianDragon:  i don’t get it
YourMoralLeader:  goyim wouldn’t
RussianDragon:  i get horses better than people
AlekseyFromRussia:  Heeh Are you from RussanDragon????
RussianDragon:  ROAR
QuixoticLass:  the no chuppa no shtuppa rule is the stupidest rule I ever followed in my entire life.
RussianDragon:  I am the only russian dragon
RussianDragon:  ROAR
RussianDragon:  i eat jews from breakfast, lucnh and dinner
YourMoralLeader:  no shtuppa till you were married lass?
YourMoralLeader:  hehehe
RussianDragon:  and as inbetween snacks too
RussianDragon:  ROAR
YourMoralLeader:  no premarital sex before marriage = fag
QuixoticLass:  should have known better
RussianDragon:  so you are = fag
QuixoticLass:  hahaha
RussianDragon:  ROAR
RussianDragon:  you have too much lust in your heart luke
QuixoticLass:  yes, a little lust goes a long way
YourMoralLedger:  harpies arent necessarily ugly
YourMoralLedger:  and harpies are beautiful on the inside
YourMoralLeader:  Heath, is that you?
RussianDragon:  she’s an easy lover
YourMoralLeader:  All I need is a miracle
RussianDragon:  She’ll get a hold on you believe it
RussianDragon:  Before you know it you’ll be on your knees
RussianDragon:  Shes an easy lover ….
QuixoticLass:  who’ll be on their knees?
Emma:  Its a song
YourMoralLeader:  All I need is you
QuixoticLass:  I know
QuixoticLass:  phil collins
RussianDragon:  Shell take your heart but you wont feel it
Emma:  yeah
RussianDragon:  Youll never get it
Emma:  lol
cavaliera:  hi luke
YourMoralLedger:  Luke you have a tiny bit of balogna caught in your teeth
Emma:  lol liar
RussianDragon:  She will play around and leave you Leave you and deceive you
cavaliera:  lol
RussianDragon:  emma is that short for ennema?
QuixoticLass:  ledger you have a tiny bit of balogna between your ears
User PontifexMaximus changed their name to ChaimAmalek.
RussianDragon:  i was just wondering
Emma:  No it’s short for emmahajauayhicia
QuixoticLass:  hahaha
RussianDragon:  aha
ChaimAmalek:  Pay no heed to these generationally distant folk, giving you a hard time
QuixoticLass:  yo chaim
RussianDragon:  good i thought it wasn’t
User YourMoralLedger changed their name to MordyMermeltashen.
ChaimAmalek:  Good evening/day depending on where you live
ChaimAmalek:  And where are you people? 
ChaimAmalek:  We’ve got Ireland, New York, and LA
RussianDragon:  i also didn’t think luke is short for puke
MordyMermeltashen:  Emma are you over 12 yrs old?
ChaimAmalek:  Anyone from the dusky lands of the third world here?
Emma:  ppfffft
Emma:  lmfao!
RussianDragon:  yes she is fair game
RussianDragon:  :p
MordyMermeltashen:  great
Emma:  im 100
RussianDragon:  not for luke
RussianDragon:  luke finds her a child
YourMoralLeader:  gday mate chaim
MordyMermeltashen:  100 time seven, I am sure
RussianDragon:  and innocent
ChaimAmalek:  I’m so old that I am post-sexual
Emma:  lol
cavaliera:  lol
ChaimAmalek:  Sex has about as much meaning to me as the trombone has to a lichen
QuixoticLass:  god-forbid
RussianDragon:  I am so post sexual that i’ve ^become pre sexual aagain
Emma:  lol lass
cavaliera:  lol wow
ChaimAmalek:  Sex – just a means of conveying cooties
ChaimAmalek:  I say don’t go there, girl
MordyMermeltashen:  you have to stay in practice chaim
ChaimAmalek:  My penis has shriveled up so far that it protrudes from my navel
QuixoticLass:  without the transfer of cooties, life would not continue
Emma:  lol
QuixoticLass:  ok that’s just gross
ChaimAmalek:  In fact, I may auction it off on ebay
cavaliera:  lol
Emma:  Nasty
YourMoralLeader:  what about when I share those intimate photos of Emma with you? No response?
Emma:  You better see someone about that Chaim
QuixoticLass:  seriously
ChaimAmalek:  I have not received any intimate photos of anyone in a coon’s age
cavaliera:  wow emma!
cavaliera:  lol
RussianDragon:  luke’s penis is that small that he is technically having intercourse with himself
ChaimAmalek:  I meant no racial insult by that
Emma:  lol
QuixoticLass:  oh if you want pictures like that, just post an ad on craigslist
ChaimAmalek:  Done and done
QuixoticLass:  you’ll get some lickety split
Emma:  hahahaha
MordyMermeltashen:  how was the wallaby Luke? Did it whimper in your ear softly?
ChaimAmalek:  I"m tapped out even on Craigslist, and there is nothing in life lower than looking for a woman on Craigslist
ChaimAmalek:  Except maybe looking for a woman and accepting a man
ChaimAmalek:  But I don’t play that way
RussianDragon:  whatabout looking for a girl on luke ford
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RussianDragon:  that’s even lower, no?
cavaliera:  lol
ChaimAmalek:  When I first encountered Luke, I had two notions of how he could help in that regard
ChaimAmalek:  But
MordyMermeltashen:  Luke won’t allow love connections to be made on lukeford
MordyMermeltashen:  he wants all the women for himself
ChaimAmalek:  1. he refused to serve as a pimp, procuring p*rn women for me
RussianDragon:  yes true
YourMoralLeader:  I get the right of the first night.
ChaimAmalek:  And then he refused to apply himself in ways that might have won him and me fame and thus money and sex
RussianDragon:  real cult leader typical traits
MordyMermeltashen:  but after that one night with you luke, they are foirever ruined
MordyMermeltashen:  soiled
MordyMermeltashen:  like cracked eggs
ChaimAmalek:  I think Luke might be a good fit for a virgin
Emma:  lol
QuixoticLass:  heh
cavaliera:  lol
RussianDragon:  give onto me all thy young girls and wives
ChaimAmalek:  Luke with a mother would be like a snake crawling into a cave, and demanding to fight a bear
ChaimAmalek:  Me, I’m loaded for bear, but it seems that they have gone extinct
ChaimAmalek:  I give luke this much – dollar for dollar, he is the most successful man I’ve ever encountered
RussianDragon:  i knew it
RussianDragon:  luke = a poof
ChaimAmalek:  His ability to charm women from his position in life astonishes me
MordyMermeltashen:  hahaha indeed- dollar for dollar he is
RussianDragon:  a real rectal rooter
MordyMermeltashen:  his act wouldnt fly if he was still downu under
ChaimAmalek:  If Luke wrote a book about this  – "The Poor Man’s Guide to Getting Laid in LA" I and many other men would buy it
MordyMermeltashen:  The australian authorities would box his ears and make him take a proper job
RussianDragon:  now i know why he says he is from ‘down under’
Emma:  lmao
QuixoticLass:  hahaha
cavaliera:  wow, alot of men here tonight!
Emma:  !!!
ChaimAmalek:  This is the internet
RussianDragon:  too many
RussianDragon:  men
ChaimAmalek:  There are no real women on the internet
cavaliera:  who loves to hear their own voices …lol lol
Emma:  lol oooooooo
ChaimAmalek:  Even this "Emma" could well be a trannie
QuixoticLass:  speak for yourself chaim
ChaimAmalek:  Luke, have you ever heard "her" voice?
Emma:  exactley
Emma:  lol
RussianDragon:  oooooooooh ni
cavaliera:  exept her…lol
MordyMermeltashen:  RussianDragon is a woman
RussianDragon:  nooooooooooooooooooo
RussianDragon:  NOT EMMA
RussianDragon:  plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
cavaliera:  ok
ChaimAmalek:  Quixoticlass, I have no idea who you are either
Emma:  no lol
MordyMermeltashen:  a woman with a filthy mouth
RussianDragon:  i could be
Emma:  IM ALL  WOMEN
YourMoralLeader:  I’ve earned $3:90 today from adsense
ChaimAmalek:  I am functionally female
QuixoticLass:  haha
Emma:  woman
ChaimAmalek:  I care
cavaliera:  lol
ChaimAmalek:  I support liberal democrats
MordyMermeltashen:  flash that cash luke
MordyMermeltashen:  show us your 3.90
Emma:  lol!
MordyMermeltashen:  like the gangstas
RussianDragon:  i support the women on luke ford
cavaliera:  all say what gender they are plz! lol
ChaimAmalek:  How many Viagra will $3.90 buy?
RussianDragon:  the real ones
QuixoticLass:  1
MordyMermeltashen:  .75 tablets
Emma:  lol
cavaliera:  woman
ChaimAmalek:  Not even one, unless you buy them from the hindus
RussianDragon:  trannies don’t count
RussianDragon:  nor does luke
ChaimAmalek:  You who purport to be female, provide me with proof.
MordyMermeltashen:  luke is flush this month thanks to the generosity of guest 117
RussianDragon:  no broke back lukes
ChaimAmalek:  WHO is guest 117?
QuixoticLass:  proof online? can’t be done
MordyMermeltashen:  a generous man of means, clearly
Emma:  mmm
ChaimAmalek:  Is this yet another plot by the House of Saud to coopt everyone and embarrass the Jews?
YourMoralLeader:  I vouch for Lass’s feminity
QuixoticLass:  ty
cavaliera:  loooooool
ChaimAmalek:  Here in New York our trannies are very convincing
ChaimAmalek:  My penis has now withdrawn so far I can fell it crawling up my throat
QuixoticLass:  wow that’s even grosser than your last comment about your member
cavaliera:  hahahahaha
ChaimAmalek:  "For members only"
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HamanHater:  i have a members only jacket
Rossi:  where is here moral?
HamanHater:  i put it on for this song
ChaimAmalek:  This is the music they play in preop places
ChaimAmalek:  I am too moral for my own good
ChaimAmalek:  Why isn’t it fun to stay at the YMHA?
cavaliera:  lol
ChaimAmalek:  It’s fun to be at the Jcc
cavaliera:  i go to bed now
cavaliera:  bye all xxxx
ChaimAmalek:  its fun to be at the JayyyyCCCCCCC
Emma:  Goodnight
ChaimAmalek:  gnight
HamanHater:  goodnight sweet emma
ChaimAmalek:  I say all of you are trannies
HamanHater:  dream of me fondly
cavaliera:  night
QuixoticLass:  my boss just handed me an article "The Missing Piece:  Why finding a Jewish husband is no cakewalk"
ChaimAmalek:  PROVE ME WRONG
cavaliera:  i will haman
cavaliera:  ๐Ÿ™‚
Emma:  lol
ChaimAmalek:  I can help any Jewish woman find a Jewish husband
cavaliera:  bye luke
cavaliera:  see you
ChaimAmalek:  But she must be willing to share
ChaimAmalek:  Jewish men should be paired off with large black women
QuixoticLass:  pilagesh?  no thanks
Donnag:  hi how r u today well this evening in scotland
ChaimAmalek:  Jewish women do not need to be paired off with Jewish men to have Jewish children
chihuahua:  hi
ChaimAmalek:  In the interest of hybrid vigor, I favor: Black women with Asian men, and Jewish women with black men
ChaimAmalek:  Create a super-race that can fight with fist and tongue
QuixoticLass:  met a jewish black man recently
ChaimAmalek:  I am proud to say that I have always hated Maddonno from Bay Ridge Michigan
chihuahua:  hows the moral leader tonight
ChaimAmalek:  A black Jewish man is possibly the natural ruler of the world
ChaimAmalek:  If only Obama were Baruch Hassid Ovadia
QuixoticLass:  hahaha
QuixoticLass:  indeed
ChaimAmalek:  With a Jewish wife
ChaimAmalek:  Luke, please play some decent music
HamanHater:  chihuahua are you like the taco bell dog
ChaimAmalek:  Emma, you are the glue that holds us here
Emma:  No Luke is
alexanderthegreat:  hey luke
ChaimAmalek:  We so seldom get to have social intercourse with a young woman like you
TikkunHaolam:  Luke why do you look so dissheveled?  It’s not a sin to *iron*
ChaimAmalek:  I have seen this  before – Emma leaves, and then in fifteen minutes it is just Luke and me
chihuahua:  he looks great
HamanHater:  he davened hard earlier to the beats of the Village People
HamanHater:  and got rumpled
alexanderthegreat:  had a good day emma ?
User guest73 changed their name to KellyErikson.
alexanderthegreat:  studying again were you
ChaimAmalek:  Who is Kelly Erikson?
YourMoralLeader:  hot chick
KellyErikson:  Hi Luke
YourMoralLeader:  how’s the baby?
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User ChaimAmalek changed their name to HotYoungBabe.
moshe:  luke, don’t preach!
HamanHater:  too busy study

HamanHater:  too busy studying Torah to iron? pffft… to busy stroking your ego with this webcam more like it.
HamanHater:  Luke your sin is ego
KellyErikson:  Excellent. Second one is on the way.
YourMoralLeader:  mazal tov!
YourMoralLeader:  how’s anthony?
HotYoungBabe:  I’d like to see you grow that bead until it is big enough to hide a cam
KellyErikson:  Busy
HotYoungBabe:  Beard cam
chihuahua:  no
guest72:  let he who is without sin
HamanHater:  Hi hotyoungbabe how are you?
chihuahua:  shave it off
HotYoungBabe:  hot young babes like me dig cams
HotYoungBabe:  We adore older Jewish men
HotYoungBabe:  in fact, the older the better!
TikkunHaolam:  Luke, How does staring at a webcam all day make the world better?
HotYoungBabe:  I get all ….you know….when I watch Larry King Live
YourMoralLeader:  what’s the gematria of cam?
HotYoungBabe:  cam = Mac
HotYoungBabe:  as in "Mac Daddy"
HotYoungBabe:  I love my mac daddy Luke
KellyErikson:  Do you make money from this new site?
KellyErikson:  I heard Lukeford was up for sale again.
HamanHater:  kelly- 3.90 today alone!
HotYoungBabe:  I have started a new business:  "Gadol Escorts"
chihuahua:  wow lol
HotYoungBabe:  We cater to only the big shots
QuixoticLass:  haha
chihuahua:  go in chat roms hot babe
YourMoralLeader:  kelly, really?
YourMoralLeader:  how much for lukeford.com?
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chihuahua:  this is too civilised for you lol
QuixoticLass:  hey YML I was just going to ask you how long it takes you to get to work ๐Ÿ™‚
chihuahua:  now wheres he gone
TikkunHaolam:  OMG – stripping!!!!
TikkunHaolam:  I usually have to pay for this
KellyErikson:  I believe a few K
HamanHater:  Quix…"work" thats a good one!
HamanHater:  lol
alexanderthegreat:  turning away
chihuahua:  me too lol
Emma:  lol
QuixoticLass:  he’s my employee
TikkunHaolam:  turning towards toilet
QuixoticLass:  and he works hard for the money
alexanderthegreat:  can u see his bed
QuixoticLass:  believe me
chihuahua:  his room looks like a bomb site
HotYoungBabe:  The cover story on the May 2008 Atlantic Monthly:  "Is Israel Finished?" by Jeffrey Goldberg
TikkunHaolam:  Is that your bed, or your dog’s?
chihuahua:  dogs lol
chihuahua:  he’s dancing
HamanHater:  90% of serial killers wear sweatpants
chihuahua:  oh no look away lol
QuixoticLass:  haha
TikkunHaolam:  how can he stop himself, with those awesome Kabbalah-friendly beats
alexanderthegreat:  and the other 10% ?
HamanHater:  i bet he wears Teva sandals
alexanderthegreat:  we were all looking away luke
KellyErikson:  I feel like I’m back in the 80’s
chihuahua:  he’s preaching like the song lol
HamanHater:  the dynamic between Luke and his fans is frightening. Its like NASCAR stars and their fans is the closest thing I can think of
alexanderthegreat:  this is a long bloody song
TikkunHaolam:  apt analogy.  We’re also desperate for a crash
HamanHater:  whens the official Hovel Merchandise come out?
TikkunHaolam:  Luke, if you’re willing to kill yourself at a specific time, I think I can drive a lot of traffic to this site.  Really.
HamanHater:  imagine those skullcaps with a lukeford logo on them
HamanHater:  they’d sell like bagels
Emma:  I’m off everyone
QuixoticLass:  bye emma
alexanderthegreat:  ahh
chihuahua:  bye emma
Emma:  Bye bye all… take care
alexanderthegreat:  nite emma
TikkunHaolam:  bye Emma!
TikkunHaolam:  whomever you are
Emma:  night night!!!
alexanderthegreat:  sweet dreams
TikkunHaolam:  gesundheit
HamanHater:  well if emmas gone it all seems pointless
QuixoticLass:  look he got all dressed up to come and see me
HamanHater:  I’m SURE Luke just has skads of work he needs to do
alexanderthegreat:  sois luke
HotYoungBabe:  As I said, no emma, no chat room
TikkunHaolam:  I’m off Luke, but I will be back as soon as I need to feel successful in my own life.
QuixoticLass:  oh that’s not nice
QuixoticLass:  how can you repair the world with that atitude?
TikkunHaolam:  well, I think the world would be much better without Luke, for a start
QuixoticLass:  but what would you do in the middle of the day, then?
chaimamalek:  it all becomes unhinged
TikkunHaolam:  I guess I would be *productive*.  Has Luke ever been productive?
YourMoralLeader:  so does your mood change at night?
YourMoralLeader:  do you turn into a vampire?
Emma:  Yeah
YourMoralLeader:  ru going to suck my blood?
Emma:  Yes
Emma:  I’m going to have my way with you..
Emma:  Luke Ford
YourMoralLeader:  let’s play truth or dare
Emma:  Ok
YourMoralLeader:  I’m scared
Emma:  lol
Emma:  Truth or dare Luke?
YourMoralLeader:  truth
Emma:  What are you thinking right now?
YourMoralLeader:  I’m gonna work out
Emma:  Go for it
TheEvilOne:  I think Emma should, at this point, excuse herself so that she is not overcome with carnal thoughts
Emma:  lol
TheEvilOne:  Emma, think of England.  And potatoes.
Emma:  lmfao
YourMoralLeader:  i have carpal tunnel from too much blogging, so slowly am building up muscles around my very sore elbows
Emma:  Thinking of potatoes
TheEvilOne:  Blogging is just a fancy way of saying "I masturbate too much"
YourMoralLeader:  Lord Curzon instructed his American wife in British sexual etiquette: "Ladies never move."
Emma:  Ladies never move?
YourMoralLeader:  yeah
Emma:  Why?
TheEvilOne:  That’s why the Empire fell.
TheEvilOne:  Ladies began to move around too much
TheEvilOne:  Then came the wogs
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MaynardGKrebs:  Just the three of us.
Emma:  4
MaynardGKrebs:  This is what it will be like when the two of you get together.
MaynardGKrebs:  I count three
Emma:  lmao
MaynardGKrebs:  I will be their with the camera
MaynardGKrebs:  there
Emma:  He wont need any excercise
MaynardGKrebs:  I still say you are a dude, Emma.
Emma:  I think not
MaynardGKrebs:  I’ve seen no evidence of your true biological nature.  Not even a photo
Emma:  Infact last time i checked im pretty sure im not a dude
MaynardGKrebs:  I hurts me to think that you could be toying with poor Luke and leading him on like this
MaynardGKrebs:  And be some guy dude in Brixton
Emma:  lol
MaynardGKrebs:  Or worse, a muslim in manchester
MaynardGKrebs:  It’s happened to me, it could happen to him
Emma:  ?
MaynardGKrebs:  I thought I was chatting up a young woman, and it turned out I was chatting with a 300pound trannie in Nigeria who wanted my money
Emma:  LOL
MaynardGKrebs:  We met at a local bar, and I woke up feeling a bit queer.
Emma:  I’m sorry to hear that
MaynardGKrebs:  Me too.
Emma:  Must have been hard for you
MaynardGKrebs:  All I had was one stiff one, and then I was out like a light
Emma:  lol
Emma:  Nightmare
Emma:  brb
MaynardGKrebs:  It is hard to be a man
MaynardGKrebs:  Luke, if I may call you that, you need money
MaynardGKrebs:  But first, you must hit rock bottom
MaynardGKrebs:  See, the are attracted to the scent of a woman
MaynardGKrebs:  This chat room is what china will be like in twenty years.
MaynardGKrebs:  Does Emma know about your stint in prison?
Emma:  gdgd
MaynardGKrebs:  Luke, show her your prison tattoo
MaynardGKrebs:  No, not that one, the one in the small of your back
YourMoralSchvartze:  were you anybody’s b**ch in prison luke?
YourMoralSchvartze:  luke do you have any pets?
MaynardGKrebs:  Barak Obama was giving just 1% to charity over the years. Luke, how much charity have you given?
flint:  interestingly enough…..every time I come on this site…someone is trying to discredit you….hmmm…..jealousy perhaps
flint:  why are they so irritated??
flint:  if they dont like you….why do they stay on here???
MaynardGKrebs:  We are envious of LUke because he has the attention of a putatively hot 18 yo girl
MaynardGKrebs:  Even if she is in Ireland
YourMoralLeader:  nothing putative about it
MaynardGKrebs:  Luke, anyone can get ahold of a photo
YourMoralLeader:  I’ve been to the mountain and I’ve seen the promised land and I like it.
flint:  he has the interest of more than one Krebs
YourMoralSchvartze:  stop using big words
YourMoralLeader:  I may not get there with you
MaynardGKrebs:  It just seems contrary to human nature for a man as poor as Luke to be doing that well socially speaking
MaynardGKrebs:  It is anti-Darwinian.

MaynardGKrebs:  Donald Trump I understand, but this, this is amazing
MaynardGKrebs:  I do not come here to live out my life
flint:  not so amazing Krebs….happens all the time
flint:  good thing
MaynardGKrebs:  I want to know how to pull this off on my own
MaynardGKrebs:  That’s al
MaynardGKrebs:  Please school me, all of you
flint:  lol…you mean you want him as your Leader???  advisor???  
MaynardGKrebs:  Free me from my social constraints
flint:  there yah go!
YourMoralSchvartze:  luke is hte girl jewish at least?
YourMoralSchvartze:  what’s up with the bob denver theme tonight
DoobyGillis:  Let us discuss something that is not focussed on Luke Ford
DoobyGillis:  I think what America needs is more nuclear power.
DoobyGillis:  Nuclear power and an electric car
YourMoralSchvartze:  i likehow he moves the camera so we can see him exercise
YourMoralSchvartze:  doing his nebbish exercises
DoobyGillis:  nuclear power + electric cars = starving Saudi princes
EdwardTeller:  With enough breeder reactors and better battery technology, we could finally break the grip of the House of Saud.
Emma:  They look heavy this time
DoooDaaa:  are u gay ed?
EdwardTeller:  I am not sexual in any way
EdwardTeller:  Nuclear power will bring so many of these problems to an end
Emma:  How are you?
DoooDaaa:  fancy meeting u here
EdwardTeller:  Hello DooDaaaa
Emma:  lol yeah strange
Emma:  I remeber when I first saw Luke doing that
Emma:  I was like wtf is he crazy?
Emma:  Now it’s normal
YourMoralLeader:  what intrigued you that first time?
EdwardTeller:  There is enough U-238 to provide for all of our energy needs, provided we go to breeder reactors
DoooDaaa:  i xercise…its called work
Welshdragon:  he aint going to drop the pants again is he?
Emma:  You never know with Luke
Welshdragon:  u here every night emma?
ElShaddai:  wow you have russiandraggons as well as welshdragons. Has anyone seen a hobbit in here?
Welshdragon:  i ate the russian
YourMoralLeader:  I’m gonna be sore tomorrow
Welshdragon:  stop playing with me em
YourMoralLeader:  that kedem grape juice workout is a killer
ElShaddai:  no pain no gain luke

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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