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guest112:  All of these old stereotypes are increasingly meaningless in an Islamic Europe
guest112:  France, Londonistan…..a total disaster for our side of things
Emma:  Luke play some Libera
guest112:  And the House of Saud is set to build the world’s largest mosgue in London
Emma:  And then I’m off
RamBam:  The muslims are everything Europeans feared Jews would be
guest112:  Sleep tight, and don’t let the muslims bite

YourMoralLeader:  your wish
YourMoralLeader:  is my command
guest116:  where’s the rabbit?
Emma:  Im not going untill he plays my song
RamBam:  How can you stop them from biting?
guest112:  Deportation
guest112:  To their own homelands, of which they have many
guest112:  Even Ireland is being colonized by them
guest112:  Luke is a modern orthodox Jew
RamBam:  Ireland is pretty
Emma:  Yeah it is
guest112:  the keep the females separate and dont let them prey out loud with the men
Emma:  Nice and green
RamBam:  Muslims aren’t very pretty
guest112:  What’s with these Jewish women in Israel wearing Burkas and Chadors?
nathan:  yeh
guest112:  And having very peculiar forms of sex?
guest112:  Luke has written about this
Welshdragon:  it was more fun when we wound the boss up
RamBam:  Luke used to date an African-American
guest112:  Who?
RamBam:  Holly Randall
guest112:  ha ha ha
YourMoralLeader:  her dad is south african
guest112:  But that of course is true. Holly IS African American
Emma:  Alrighty im off
Emma:  bye de bye
nathan:  bye
RamBam:  Bye again Emma!
Emma:  Take care guys
Welshdragon:  c ya ginger
Emma:  Behave
guest112:  farewell
Emma:  lol
guest112:  Remember to pray to God
Emma:  lol
guest112:  Remember what the nuns taught you
Welshdragon:  emmas a borrower
Emma:  shut up lol
RamBam:  I wonder if they spanked her?
Emma:  gnight
Welshdragon:  ginger borrower?
GUAPO:  what it do son
RamBam:  A fake jew and a wigger enter a bar …
guest112:  Britain began its downfall in the summer of 1914.
User guest116 left the room.
guest112:  What was once the world’s greatest empire is now increasingly a colony of those it once ruled.
GUAPO:  chillen luke
RamBam:  English spoken here.
Welshdragon:  112 where u from?
guest112:  The United States
guest112:  Andwhere are you from, Welshdragon?
RamBam:  Oh beautiful for spacious skies ..
GUAPO:  you spend that g already luke
Welshdragon:  take a guess
guest112:  Not Pakistan
guest112:  Not Algeria
Welshdragon:  there a clue in the name 112
GUAPO:  dag nigga you real frugal
Welshdragon:  guapo what you talking about?
RamBam:  He just babbles
GUAPO:  someone give me a g and it gone that same nite
Welshdragon:  i might eat guapo??
guest112:  The Welsh need to get rid of their useless king and have a glorious revolution
Welshdragon:  is that right 112
guest112:  Queen
Welshdragon:  got there in the end
RamBam:  May Someone give Guapo a spell checker
Welshdragon:  lmao
GUAPO:  im such a hated man around these parts and xpt..
guest112:  Yes.  Thesepeople did nothing to prevent/end WW1 or halt the invasion of their home island, so what use are they?
GUAPO:  what you think about me being hated on luke?
YourMoralLeader:  I don’t agree
YourMoralLeader:  I hate hate
GUAPO:  everybody else do luke
RamBam:  I hate heat
YourMoralLeader:  its’ wrong
YourMoralLeader:  Guapo, you’re my nigga
GUAPO:  muf**kers act like your boy aint got feelings
guest112:  So this Obama donated less than onepercent of his income to charity
YourMoralLeader:  when they p**ck you, do you not bleed?
guest112:  he and his wife are misers
RamBam:  Guapo has no feelings and a poor vocabulary
Welshdragon:  112 and guapo u have serious anger issues?
guest345:  you think Hilary donated more?
GUAPO:  ban rambam luke.. ban they ass
guest112:  in fact she did donate more, around a tenth
Welshdragon:  rambam’s great
GUAPO:  luke you feel i got anger issues?
GUAPO:  man i got much love
GUAPO:  for all yall
Welshdragon:  guapo i’m goping to eat u
RamBam:  Guapo loves for pay
guest345:  well she did "donate" to her own campaign
guest112:  true that
guest112:  but the clintons have been giving to charity, it seems, all their lives.
RamBam:  He’ll go gay for less than a "g"
guest112:  Not so this obama
Welshdragon:  politics always ends in tears#
RamBam:  Luke.  Did you engineer anything today?
guest112:  This fellow Ford could be writing books that people would buy
guest112:  But he chooses not to
guest112:  Nearer my God to thee, please
nathan:  yeh ill catch ya again mate
guest112:  I have not eaten any red meat in three months, luke
GUAPO:  luke can you get your boy a date with courtney cumz?
Welshdragon:  cheersi’m off see u all again
RamBam:  Just give some cash to Monstar, Guapo.
User Welshdragon left the room.
guest112:  Luke, are these porny people?
GUAPO:  monsta stole my cash and purchased lip liners and hairspray to drink
RamBam:  hahahaha
guest112:  If you wanted to, you could start your own temple to cater to them
guest112:  Bnai Onan
YourMoralLeader:  Rambam, you know the xxx world
GUAPO:  you a millionaire luke?
guest112:  So the old Soviet Union was good for the Jews, in that they built lots of eruvs
RamBam:  Some things
guest112:  e.g around Belin
guest112:  Berlin
RamBam:  I like porn & Torah
GUAPO:  luke do you still talk to old porno friends or they out now that you porno free
YourMoralLeader:  no
GUAPO:  dag why im here chatting then
GUAPO:  i thought you was my ticket to bone b**ches on film
GUAPO:  now i find out you aint even porno no more
guest127:  gay
RamBam:  Just buy your own ticket, Guapo
RamBam:  These girls are for sale
guest127:  go back to porn luke
RamBam:  On on CraigsList and buy some "roses"
GUAPO:  can you unretire for like 2 week luke?
Jimmy:  Luke what is yr bedtime and wakeup time usually?
YourMoralLeader:  hi 130
YourMoralLeader:  jimmy, so many can’t think which one
YourMoralLeader:  11pm bedtime, up around 7am
Jimmy:  what exercise did you get today?
YourMoralLeader:  walked a mile or so, did my weights/grape juice routine
Jimmy:  how heavy are the grape juices you think?
YourMoralLeader:  2 quarts/liters
Jimmy:  thats not too heavy Luke.  I use 15 pound dumbbells myself same way
Jimmy:  Look like a airline pilot – I like it
guest130:  Ok, Luke! It’s been fun watching you…seriously, you have guts to do what are doing!!!
Jimmy:  yes he does Looks like he’s giving a serious lecture now
guest130:  why does he do this??
Jimmy:  adores attn I suppose.  He is a fascinating cat
guest130:  luke, you should have a radio show
guest130:  or internet webcam works just as well maybe…
Jimmy:  I guess thats true but only 2 of us happen to be watching for time being
guest130:  we have him excited I believe
Jimmy:  yes very animated right now but I lost audio
guest133:  luke, do you prepare material for this, or do you just come on and hope you have something to say?
guest130:  good thing he is cute
YourMoralLeader:  spontaneous mate
Jimmy:  are you female 130?  He likes females show up
guest130:  when did you grow you beard?
guest133:  you don’t even wash your hair for them do you?
guest130:  yes, I met luke a few years ago, online of course
YourMoralLeader:  cool
YourMoralLeader:  what did we talk about?
guest130:  I have to go to bed, nice watching u!! Molly
YourMoralLeader:  hey
YourMoralLeader:  molly
YourMoralLeader:  i had no idea
guest130:  Hi
YourMoralLeader:  Molly, that book is awesome
guest130:  you should order 1
guest130:  yes, it still is an ordeal but my faith in God gets us 

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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