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QuixoticLass:  thing is, you can’t fake that
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QuixoticLass:  don’t you agree, emma?
Emma:  Fake being genuine?
Emma:  I guess not
Emma:  Your a happy bunny today Lukey
YourMoralLeader:  I’m with my friends!
Emma:  🙂
QuixoticLass:  Friends don’t let friends wear beige if it drains them of all color.
Lilithena:  I still can’t figure out what this is about
guest6:  can’t wait for the special phone call
Emma:  Hey Khun
KhunDiddy:  The gang’s all here I see
Emma:  How are you Khun?
KhunDiddy:  can’t stay long or the wife will yell at me
KhunDiddy:  Emma   my sweet
KhunDiddy:  how R U?
KhunDiddy:  Q Lass
Emma:  Fine thanks
KhunDiddy:  great to hear that
Emma:  😀
KhunDiddy:  Emma  R U falling more in love with Luke with each passing day?
KhunDiddy:  you need to come to the US of A and straighten our boy out
Emma:  Are you?
KhunDiddy:  hahahaaaaa
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KhunDiddy:  he doesn’t look as Gay as he did when I first met him
YourMoralLeader:  Khun’s been like a father to me
KhunDiddy:  hahahaaa
Emma:  lol
KhunDiddy:  he’s my wayward son…the son a never had
KhunDiddy:  the son who would be asking me to help him with the rent each month
ToTheSea:  Khun…….
Emma:  hahahaha
ToTheSea:  Are you aware that hovel is also a verb…..
KhunDiddy:  and I’d be advising him to get a REAL job which is what I do now
ToTheSea:  It means to provide shelter………
KhunDiddy:  Emma can you see Luke delivering your mail?
Emma:  ?
ToTheSea:  So, the question is there a noun…….ie a profession: hoveler….hovelling……
KhunDiddy:  Luke a Mailman with a snappy outfit on
KhunDiddy:  a jaunty cap
Emma:  Deff not my mailman
KhunDiddy:  How about Luke patrolling the border…catching illegal mexican?
Emma:  Nah
KhunDiddy:  Luke the border patrol officer?
Emma:  Nah
KhunDiddy:  NO?
Emma:  lol no
KhunDiddy:  well I guess he better stay where he is then
YourMoralLeader:  how about straight eye for the queer guy?
Emma:  Yep
Emma:  lmao
KhunDiddy:  LA Police?
KhunDiddy:  FBI
Emma:  hmm
Lilithena:  Why not the army?
Emma:  nope
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KhunDiddy:  Homeland Security?
Emma:  My sister was in the army
Lilithena:  The army needs good men
KhunDiddy:  ARMY..he’s too old
ToTheSea:  How about a bouncer?
QuietStorm:  good morning Luke
KhunDiddy:  bouncer hahaaaa
Emma:  He is fine as a writer
Lilithena:  The army takes men up to 40
ToTheSea:  jaunty
QuietStorm:  Hello emma
KhunDiddy:  Luke would be bounced out of the establishment by the patrons ahahaaaa
Emma:  Hey storm
QuietStorm:  what is going on this morning Emma?
Emma:  Nothing much storm
KhunDiddy:  opppps time for a nap
QuietStorm:  Morning Luke
QuietStorm:  is that your bed on the floor Luke?
KhunDiddy:  Q-las…what you say? why you so quiet?
KhunDiddy:  R U cooking up some Kugal?
QuixoticLass:  shhhh be vewwy vewwy qwiet
KhunDiddy:  why?
QuixoticLass:  I was talking to my boss and had to turn down the sound of YML yawning
KhunDiddy:  my wife went shopping I must take advantage to chat online
KhunDiddy:  hahahaa BOSS
KhunDiddy:  Q-lass must be the only one on here who has a job
KhunDiddy:  32 years younger
YourMoralLeader:  ok, emma’s only 23 years younger
QuixoticLass:  yes, gainfully employed for now
QuietStorm:  robbing the cradle
KhunDiddy:  She’s a nice girl…but she’s a hardcore Stalinist
KhunDiddy:  I robbed the JUngle.
QuixoticLass:  until they dismiss me for consorting with the enemy

 

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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