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"This guy knows all the gossip, the ins and outs, the lashon hara of the Orthodox world. He’s an [expert] in... all the inner workings of the Orthodox world." (Rabbi Aaron Rakeffet-Rothkoff)"This generation's Hillel." (Nathan Cofnas)
Category Archives: Personal
A Jewish Horror Movie
Khunrum emails: It appears to me that Luke has written the perfect movie with a Jewish twist. All we need are some middle aged Jewish players (no sex) to play the various parents, friends and therapists who can’t stand Luke … Continue reading
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Tagged amalek, ford motors, girl fall, horror movie, parents friends, seventh day adventism
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Knock, Knock, Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door
I met Sara from South Africa* in June 1994 at a Stu and Lew Jewish singles dance. She was standing by herself and seemed available. I just get a feeling about certain girls, that they’re in my league. Sara was … Continue reading
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Tagged chronic fatigue syndrome, Dennis Prager, girl on tv, long fingernails, stu and lew, torah classes
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The Hovel As An Art Exhibit
Assignment: Imagine LACMA is going to have an exhibit about you with signs up all over town. Title: The Hovel: Bedless Blogger In Topless Hara In the first exhibit, patrons will walk into my 400-square foot hovel, a converted garage. … Continue reading
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Tagged bachelor pad, back pillows, book shelves, delusions of grandeur, sexy time, vw bug
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Who Am I?
Here’s some stuff I wrote down for my writing workshop Sunday: The mask I put on is that I am a decent law-abiding citizen who treats other people as he wants to be treated. What I try to hide is … Continue reading
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Tagged abiding citizen, action goals, adrenalin rush, drunks, emotional state, hot chicks, john bradshaw, predatory instincts, prissy
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Rent-A-Friend
David Deutsch emails: “I had a great idea in shul today–you should rent yourself out as a “long-time Jewish friend” for celebrities who get in hot water after anti-semitic remarks. “According to long-time friend Luke Ford, Sheen is far from … Continue reading
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