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EmmaHugeFan: through cleaning Luke?
Vicky: It looks rather messy
Vicky: But I don’t see any mold on the walls
EmmaHugeFan: you posted you had to clean your "rooms". Which rooms would those be?
guest18: Sr. Ford, where are you from?
YourMoralLeader: bathroom and here
guest18: Would you prefer to talk in German then?
User guest112 changed their name to RabbiGadol.
guest18: Sr. Ford, are you from the area around Vienna per chance?
YourMoralLeader: Help me rabbi, Satan has me by the balls!
RabbiGadol: I don’t know how.
YourMoralLeader: Help me, Emma, Satan has me by the balls!
EmmaHugeFan: guest18 he is australian not austrian
Emma: I read lol
YourMoralLeader: Please help me overcome my lustful desires for you
YourMoralLeader: please gain 40 pounds
YourMoralLeader: you’d look more jewish then
Emma: I don’t think so
RabbiGadol: This is not the way a Jewish man should be.
EmmaHugeFan: smite your scrotum with a stone luke. that will cure what ails you
Emma: Hi Rabbi
RabbiGadol: Luke, why do you libel Jewish women so?
RabbiGadol: Were you not born to a Jewish woman?
RabbiGadol: Sorry, I forgot.
RabbiGadol: Emma, please state your intentions with respect to Luke
RabbiGadol: I hate to see you taking advantage of him
RabbiGadol: Which would be very easy for you to do
Emma: I already have Rabbi
RabbiGadol: He has aspirations
Emma: I dont have to explain myself
RabbiGadol: Levi, I know this sounds extreme, but whenever you think about her, masturbate until the feeling ebbs and you can resume fiddling with your ad on Jdate
YourMoralLeader: Thank you rabbi
YourMoralLeader: Does anyone know if Russian Dragon is still alive?
Emma: Of course he is
Emma: Why wouldnt he be
RabbiGadol: But to avoid spilling your seed on the ground, which the Torah forbids, spill it into a cup and drink it, which the Torah does not forbid.
RabbiGadol: Luke, Levi, you stopped attending my classes. Why?
YourMoralLeader: too busy rabbi
YourMoralLeader: on my cam
RabbiGadol: This is just like being an alcoholic, this craving for young shiksa flesh. It must be fought endlessly
inbal: whats with the beard?
YourMoralLeader: it is a sign of my dedication to Torah
ElCojones: did you get that shirt in high school luke?
inbal: plenty of dedicated people are cleanshaven
YourMoralLeader: elementary school
RabbiGadol: It starts with a chat.
YourMoralLeader: I question that, Inbal
inbal: how so?
RabbiGadol: clean shaven leads to dancing with shiksas
RabbiGadol: The 911 hijackers were clean shaven, all of them
inbal: got to go
inbal: but i shall return!
RabbiGadol: Emma, are you willing to eat matzah this passover to the exclusion of bread? It would be good practice for you.
RabbiGadol: A dry, tasteless food that Jews eat on Passover
RabbiGadol: Are you willing?
YourMoralLeader: She’ll try anything once!
RabbiGadol: Self release Luke. Release the force.
Emma: Yes be strong Luke
RabbiGadol: Do this twice a day whenever you feel that Satan has you by your scrotum
RabbiGadol: Emma, are you sure you are 18 and not 17 or 16?
RabbiGadol: Because if you were, Luke could end up in prison
ElCojones: We might see Luke on 48hrs
RabbiGadol: "To catch a blogger"
Emma: Love that song…
Emma: Ace of base!
RabbiGadol: "Mister Ford, did you know that this girl was 14?"
RabbiGadol: "But she didn’t look a day under 17!"
RabbiGadol: Sigh….try to focus on cleaning up and thechometz
RabbiGadol: The Holy Father will be here soon
DennisPrager: Not sure how I ended up on your cam stream, but I’m not stalking you!
YourMoralLeader: Hi Dennis
YourMoralLeader: You’re my moral leader
YourMoralLeader: Everything I am today is because of you!
YourMoralLeader: Even though I was never a pupil nor a friend.
User RabbiGadol left the room.
DennisPrager: wWere you at my roast?
YourMoralLeader: No, how did it go?
DennisPrager: I was I was humbled
YourMoralLeader: That is not like you
DennisPrager: My ex was there….scared the hell out of me!
DennisPrager: My broadcast is going international? I’m excited!
YourMoralLeader: I’m sorry about any misunderstandings we’ve had over the years.
YourMoralLeader: I didn’t mean to hurt you. I love you.
DennisPrager: We’re both naricissitic sociopaths! I love ya too.
ElCojones: hate to break this to you Dennis- but Luke debuted international
ElCojones: what are you stroking just off camera luke?
YourMoralLeader: Dennis, Satan has me by the balls. What should I do?
Emma: Grab his
YourMoralLeader: 18 and Irish – dangerous curves ahead!
ElCojones: thats an awfully limp wrist there
DennisPrager: My articles to commentary keep on getting rejected. Is there no justice in this world?
ElCojones: Praeger you need to face the music-
ElCojones: the world has passed you by and Luke Ford is the new face of Judaism today
ChubbyWood: thats reassuring
ElCojones: is he wearing a Masonic apron?
ChubbyWood: I dont see a brick nor a mortor
ElCojones: or a Mormon garment?
cuntpunt: I LOVE YOU LUKE!, But I must go now, love the sqats baby
ElCojones: is that cloth continuous from front to back? it looks like anal floss
ChubbyWood: its nice to see someone so narcisistic innit
ChubbyWood: a man that obviously has so little to do yet finds we would enjoy watching
ChubbyWood: almost scarey
ElCojones: Luke have you asked Emma to loan you money yet?
YourMoralLeader: not yet, i can only remember once doing that to a woman and it was my ex 1994
YourMoralLeader: she wanted me to move out of her place only my car was in the shop and i needed $500 to fix it and get it out so I could sleep in it!
Emma: Whoa I think this has been your longest yet Luke
YourMoralLeader: All the other money I got from my women, I earned it honestly
YourMoralLeader: Thank you Emma, I was thinking of you in church.
Emma: You don’t go to church Luke
YourMoralLeader: shhhh, don’t tell my rabbi.
ElCojones: Luke is that the very desk at which you went to war with Tim Case and Brandye Alexander?
DesmondFord: Why do you blog instead of living a grace-centered life?
YourMoralSchvartze: that’s the des i love!
ElCojones: is that the keyboard from which you got Brandye fired from her job at the cemetery?
YourMoralLeader: I want to earn my way to heaven
YourMoralLeader: Gina, call me babe
DesmondFord: I’ll make you a minister yet!
YourMoralSchvartze: good works are nothing luke
WillieD: it’s hard to believe that was 10 years ago
DesmondFord: Why do you wash your soul with legalisms instead of grace?
WillieD: luke, seriously, we need you to start showing up at the porn events again…just take some pictures…we don’t care what you have to say
WillieD: …but the Camera of Death needs to come out of hiding
DesmondFord: There are ways of recovering your foreskin!
YourMoralSchvartze: the CoD is one of the things that makes life worth living
WillieD: c’mon, you have no soul…remember the photo of randi wright pi**ing on herself? that was golden…so to speak
DesmondFord: Marry Emaa and come back to the faith.
ElCojones: every song is for emma
guest62: theme from deep throat?
DesmondFord: Emma will love you even more if you get back your foreskin.
DesmondFord: Only a Jewess would have a problem with a foreskin.
ElCojones: oh- a retraction in progress
ElCojones: this is blogging at its finest
ElCojones: this is the face of humility
guest63: turn the volume up yourmoralleader i love a bit of gossip
guest62: that dirty laundry on the flor?
ElCojones: haha principal fu manchu!
ElCojones: Luke is being pranked
ElCojones: dont forget to ask them for money Luke
ElCojones: floof this is live action blogging
floofin: transcendent, i’m sure
ElCojones: yeah "I gotta run off"
ElCojones: run off right to my keyboard
WillieD: luke, did you know the drummer for def leppard only has one arm?
floofin: doesn’t stop him from beating his women though, what an overachiever
Emma: Luke what was your fav subject at school?
YourMoralLeader: sex ed
Emma: smart ass
YourMoralLeader: it depended on the teacher but journalism, history