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guest23: who is there
YourMoralLeader: what’s $$$$
guest23: REVEAL YOURSELVES JUDEN
guest23: Who is Aria?
User guest23 changed their name to ChaimAmalek.
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ChaimAmalek: Who are you Aria?
YourMoralLeader: ex porn star
YourMoralLeader: inspired many a release for you, pal
ChaimAmalek: I am here
ChaimAmalek: I have never heard of you
ChaimAmalek: Are you Jewish?
ChaimAmalek: Why is this shiksa in your home?
YourMoralLeader: we’re getting ready for passover!
ChaimAmalek: Aria, please take off some clothes
ChaimAmalek: And tempt Luke
ChaimAmalek: I want to see Luke wrestle with his baser inclinations
ChaimAmalek: You are cute.
ChaimAmalek: You don’t look like a porn chick
ChaimAmalek: Show me some love
ChaimAmalek: Come sit on my lap
ChaimAmalek: How do I know she isn’t a trannie?
ChaimAmalek: Talk english
ChaimAmalek: We normally don’t get women in this chat room
ChaimAmalek: What’s Luke muttering?
ChaimAmalek: I meet women off of Craigslist
ChaimAmalek: Hence, I am now asexually postsexual
YourMoralLeader: We will pray for you
ChaimAmalek: Get back there on camera
ChaimAmalek: Where did she go?
ChaimAmalek: Oh man.
ChaimAmalek: OK, so who is she and why was she in your apartment?
ChaimAmalek: You SOB. All these women. You make me sick with envy.
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YourMoralLeader: We just had dinner
YourMoralLeader: Now we’re going to have some dessert
ChaimAmalek: What does she presently do to support herself?
ChaimAmalek: Cats + Ipods + yoga = demographic doom
ChaimAmalek: Where are you from?
ChaimAmalek: What do you think of Jews? Are there too many Jews in positions of power in Hollywood?
ChaimAmalek: Luke is not very mechancially inclined
ChaimAmalek: What is your pedigree?
ChaimAmalek: Is Luke about to show you one of his funny animal tapes?
ChaimAmalek: This drives me to fury.
ChaimAmalek: If this were a better ordered world, I would rule at least a fifth of it.
ChaimAmalek: Very nice.
ChaimAmalek: Good child bearing hips
ChaimAmalek: Nice form and mass
ChaimAmalek: Not to thin, not too fat. Just right.
ChaimAmalek: Strong, too.
ChaimAmalek: Look at those arms! I’ll bet she could beat you at arm wrestling, Luke.
ChaimAmalek: She’s a better match for you than Emma.
ChaimAmalek: Way better.
ChaimAmalek: I can smell the pheremones from all the way out here.
ChaimAmalek: Jimminy cricket, what’s the hangup there?
ChaimAmalek: Ask to see his dog tapes.
ChaimAmalek: I know what you are doing. The rules of tznious demand that I be permitted to chaperone the two of you via the cam.