I’m Live On My Cam With ‘Aria!’

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Click here to read Aria’s inspiring testimony! From XXX actress to born again Christian (now known as Keri)! She has an inspiring message about Passover that you won’t want to miss.

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guest23:   who is there
YourMoralLeader:  aria
YourMoralLeader:  what’s $$$$
guest23:  Who is Aria?
YourMoralLeader:  http://www.myspace.com/kerihumble 
User guest23 changed their name to ChaimAmalek.
User guest81 left the room.
User guest80 left the room.
ChaimAmalek:  Who are you Aria?
YourMoralLeader:  ex porn star
YourMoralLeader:  inspired many a release for you, pal
ChaimAmalek:  I am here
ChaimAmalek:  I have never heard of you
ChaimAmalek:  Are you Jewish?
YourMoralLeader:  Xtian
ChaimAmalek:  Why is this shiksa in your home?
YourMoralLeader:  we’re getting ready for passover!
ChaimAmalek:  Aria, please take off some clothes
ChaimAmalek:  And tempt Luke
ChaimAmalek:  I want to see Luke wrestle with his baser inclinations
ChaimAmalek:  You are cute.
ChaimAmalek:  You don’t look like a porn chick
ChaimAmalek:  Show me some love
ChaimAmalek:  Come sit on my lap
ChaimAmalek:  How do I know she isn’t a trannie?
ChaimAmalek:  Talk english
ChaimAmalek:  We normally don’t get women in this chat room
ChaimAmalek:  What’s Luke muttering?
ChaimAmalek:  I meet women off of Craigslist
ChaimAmalek:  Hence, I am now asexually postsexual
YourMoralLeader:  We will pray for you
ChaimAmalek:  Get back there on camera
ChaimAmalek:  Where did she go?
ChaimAmalek:  Oh man.
ChaimAmalek:  OK, so who is she and why was she in your apartment?
ChaimAmalek:  You SOB.  All these women.  You make me sick with envy.
User guest82 left the room.
YourMoralLeader:  We just had dinner
YourMoralLeader:  Now we’re going to have some dessert
ChaimAmalek:  What does she presently do to support herself?
YourMoralLeader:  massage

ChaimAmalek:  Cats + Ipods + yoga = demographic doom
ChaimAmalek:  Where are you from?
ChaimAmalek:  What do you think of Jews?  Are there too many Jews in positions of power in Hollywood?
ChaimAmalek:  Luke is not very mechancially inclined
ChaimAmalek:  What is your pedigree?
ChaimAmalek:  Is Luke about to show you one of his funny animal tapes?
ChaimAmalek:  This drives me to fury.
ChaimAmalek:  If this were a better ordered world, I would rule at least a fifth of it.
ChaimAmalek:  Nice.
ChaimAmalek:  Very nice.
ChaimAmalek:  Good child bearing hips
ChaimAmalek:  Nice form and mass
ChaimAmalek:  Not to thin, not too fat.  Just right.
ChaimAmalek:  Strong, too.
ChaimAmalek:  Look at those arms!  I’ll bet she could beat you at arm wrestling, Luke.
ChaimAmalek:  She’s a better match for you than Emma.
ChaimAmalek:  Way better.
ChaimAmalek:  I can smell the pheremones from all the way out here.
ChaimAmalek:  Jimminy cricket, what’s the hangup there?
ChaimAmalek:  Ask to see his dog tapes.
ChaimAmalek:  I know what you are doing. The rules of tznious demand that I be permitted to chaperone the two of you via the cam.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been noted in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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