Satan Has Me By The Balls

And I like it.

That’s the problem.

I like it.

I should be cleaning for Passover but the Evil One has me in his grip and it feels good!

It makes me tingle all over.

I want to sing and dance and fornicate.

I don’t feel this excited when I am davening.

Oh wretched man that I am, who will deliver me from this burden of sin?

I want to get married. I want to have children and send them to yeshiva. Oy, how will I ever overcome my sinful propensities?

Wickedness, impurity, uncleanliness, tame, lust, sin, gluttony, envy, jealousy. You name the sin, I do it. Wicked wicked man. Will this be the year I leave Egypt or am I just too comfy there?

I think I’m going to lie down.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (
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