Category Archives: Personal

No Country For Old Cars

Posted on April 30, 2008 by Luke Ford

"There will be blood," I worried Wednesday morning and emailed Amy Alkon for a ride to David Rensin‘s party tonight at the LA Press Club. Twice I’d emailed the club my RSVP and eight times my emails came back to … Continue reading →

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Smart People

Posted on April 29, 2008 by Luke Ford

So I was planning to stay home tonight to work on myself (if a guy ever tells you that, it means he’s boffing someone else). But I got a last minute invite and went to see Smart People (at the … Continue reading →

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Rev. Des Joins My Chat Room

Posted on April 29, 2008 by Luke Ford

From my live chat: ChaimAmalek: I mean, if you meet a man and he has perfume on him, don’t you think "it seems that other women are into him and have slimed him with their scent, so maybe I should … Continue reading →

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New York Is Quiet – We Have Our Shvartzes Under Control!

Posted on April 29, 2008 by Luke Ford

From my live chat: Emma: How is your day going Chaimy? YourMoralLeader: Hymie ChaimAmalek: Like any of my post-sexual days YourMoralLeader: did she make a slur? Emma: lol YourMoralLeader: How are things in Hymie town? Emma: Hymie? ChaimAmalek: (Luke, I … Continue reading →

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Should Lukeford.net Be Short & Concise Like My Davening? Even During Coitus, I’m Dictating New Commentaries

Posted on April 29, 2008 by Luke Ford

From my live chat: YourMoralLeader: hi Emma! YourMoralLeader: I’m a sensual semite! Emma: Hey Luke! YourMoralLeader: hi YourMoralLeader: what have i missed? Emma: Nothing… it’s dead in here without you. YourMoralLeader: aww YourMoralLeader: i thought it was dead without you … Continue reading →

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Emma And I Are Getting Married At Our Lady Of Perpetual Sorrow

Posted on April 29, 2008 by Luke Ford

I promised her a beach wedding and there were no shuls handy! From my live cam chat: DavidLazar: getting ready to graduate DavidLazar: what’s new with you? YourMoralLeader: mazal tov YourMoralLeader: what will you do next? DavidLazar: thanks YourMoralLeader: just … Continue reading →

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What’s With My Bigotry?

Posted on April 29, 2008 by Luke Ford

Because it’s fun! Joe emails: I stumbled across your ‘blog’ quite accidentally today and was struck by a few things. First, that this blog is a lot less ‘porn’ oriented than your past writings. That’s likely to be a good … Continue reading →

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The Principal’s Office

Posted on April 29, 2008 by Luke Ford

When I was bad, I’d get called in to the principal’s office. During the long walk down the hallway, I’d start thinking of excuses. "But what about Daniel? He wrote about divisions in the school. Angst. Conflict. Division. And what … Continue reading →

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Every Time I Enter A Rabbi’s Office, I Leave It With Less Freedom To Pursue Truth

Posted on April 29, 2008 by Luke Ford

I’m not complaining. I think it’s cool. It means I have to make fewer decisions. I have fewer options. I’m a drop in the rain, just a number not a name. And you don’t see it. You don’t believe it. … Continue reading →

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Work Means Freedom

Posted on April 29, 2008 by Luke Ford

From my live cam chat: palestine4ever: oh my palestine4ever: this is a side of luke i never intended to see palestine4ever: LUKE palestine4ever: WAKE UP palestine4ever: THE HEAT IS WORKIN palestine4ever: THE OVEN’S WORKIN palestine4ever: WHY AIN’T YOU WORKIN YourMoralLeader: … Continue reading →

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