I Feel Dirty

Somebody used to come into my chatroom with the name "Disco Duck." This person would always ask me to dance. So, thinking DiscoDuck had to be a sheila, I’d do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight.

Now I find out that Disco is a married man.

I feel so dirty.

I’ll never dance again.

Disco emails: "Sorry for making you feel bad and tainting your view of dancing. I asked you to dance in the chatroom to cheer you up. You always look so depressed. I hate seeing that."

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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