Somebody used to come into my chatroom with the name "Disco Duck." This person would always ask me to dance. So, thinking DiscoDuck had to be a sheila, I’d do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight.
Now I find out that Disco is a married man.
I feel so dirty.
I’ll never dance again.
Disco emails: "Sorry for making you feel bad and tainting your view of dancing. I asked you to dance in the chatroom to cheer you up. You always look so depressed. I hate seeing that."
