What’s In A Name For A Jew?

Chavy Jo writes:

My given name is plain. Absolutely generic. I’m okay saying it here in the blogosphere because it is that plain: Amanda Edwards. Even my middle name is plain. I didn’t get through my senior year of high school without having another Amanda in my class. I graduated with five or six other Amandas, two who had the same middle name as me. When I went to get some film developed at the local Wal-Mart, the girl behind the counter was named Amanda Edwards, and she wanted to know why I wasn’t returning my library books; turns out they were confusing her for me. So what does this have to do with being a Jew by Choice?

During the process of conversion, I often lamented that my given name poorly defined who I really was. It was a name that attached me to my parents and my family, but it had no recognizable culture or history. It was just another American name. Not only that, but my parents can’t even remember why they named me Amanda. I was often told that although my surname didn’t sound "Jewish," it would now fall in line with all the Cohens and Levis in the eyes of G-d and the Jewish community. As for my first name, it had beauty and grace, but my entire childhood I’d had a plaque on my wall that defined Amanda as "worthy of love" and in Biblical prose, "For God so loved the world, he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." I struggled with a Hebrew name, because I clung to the idea that I should find the Hebrew for "beloved" or "worthy of love." My rabbi helped me with a few choices, and I eventually settled on Chaviva. I liked how it had the quintessential "ch" sound that so many struggle with, but it still had that piece of the first 20 odd years of my life.

My Jewish friends began calling me Chavy, and the blog I created to document and develop my academic and spiritual curiosities — Just Call me Chaviva — took on my Hebrew moniker. I had grand visions of adopting the name entirely on a day to day basis, I felt it defined me more than Amanda, despite that the two mean nearly the same thing. Amanda had a Christian undertone to it from my childhood, and Chaviva was who I had become, rather, who I had searched so long to find in myself. But there was that whole Edwards thing. Chaviva Edwards. Chaviva … Edwards?

I began telling myself I needed to marry a nice Jewish boy with a great Jewish last name, I needed to come full circle. I needed to have the name to fit the mind, the heart, the soul. Because a name is the first thing that people collect when they meet you, after of course the obvious physical aspects of a person. A name has power, it has the power to conjure feelings and ideas and thoughts about who a person is. Those powers being negative and positive, but inspiring none the less.

Growing up with a generic name taught me that a person is more than a name, but that was before my Jewish soul came out. It was never a problem when I was a girl from the Midwest with the background noted by friends and family alike as "European mutt." But the moment I began exploring Judaism professionally and really throwing myself into my soul, I found that Jews have certain names — or, at least, we think they do.

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I’ll Rock You Like A Hurricane On My Cam!

Are you ready baby?

Here I am. Rock you like a hurricane. Come on, come on, come on.

It’s early morning
The sun comes out
Last night was shaking
And pretty loud
My cat is purring
And scratches my skin
So what is wrong
With another sin
The bitch is hungry
She needs to tell
So give her inches
And feed her well
More days to come
New places to go
I’ve got to leave
It’s time for a show

Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane

My body is burning
It starts to shout
Desire is coming
It breaks out loud
Lust is in cages
Till storm breaks loose
Just have to make it
With someone I choose
The night is calling
I have to go
The wolf is hungry
He runs to show
He’s licking his lips
He’s ready to win
On the hunt tonight
For love at first sting

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Amalek Explains What Luke Ford has in common with Vladimir Putin

Chaim writes:

"Nothing," you might say, but you would be wrong.  Consider Luke’s blossoming relationship with the Irish lass (and honorable Christian) known to the denizens of his chat room as "Emma."  She is 18, he is almost 42.  The older woman of Luke’s years who is single must regard such a pairing as a logical impossibility, especially given Luke’s status in life.  But these April – October relationships occur across the economic spectrum, and in all lands. Just consider the news reported in  today’s NY Post: 56 year old Vladimir Putin is set to dump his wife of 25 years for a 24 year old  gold medal Olympian who is said to be "unusually flexible."  This is the way of the world.  All men want the same thing, but only the lucky few can get it.

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Join Me Live On My Cam For The Ceremony Of Bedikat Hametz

I will go from room to room in my hovel holding only a candle and a feather and a spoon and I will scoop up the remaining crumbs of bread and chant some gnarly incantations.

Following that, I will stage a virtual seder for shut-ins.

This is a spiritual experience not to be missed.

POSTSCRIPT: It was a wild time in the chat room. I had a total of one viewer.

It went like this:

Jimmy:  hi Head of Household
Jimmy:  I’d love to see what you do for Halloween
User guest213 entered the room.
Jimmy:  Hi 213  Luke is doing rituals
Jimmy:  Good work, Luke!

For those of you who missed seeing my ceremony live, a replay is up on YouTube.

It’s the first time I’ve done bedikat hametz. I’ve always given it the big skip.

Why? I couldn’t be bothered. But now I’ve got a cam, it makes these rituals exciting. I can be an exhibitionist and a narcissist and it’s all in the service of G-d.

If only I could’ve done it in my speedo.

I’ll be going away for three days, guys. I’m going to destroy the temple of Lukeford.net and rebuild it.

I won’t be making any updates from Friday sundown until Monday sundown. Instead I will be engaged in prayer, Torah study and self-nullification.

Daughters of Jerusalem, weep not for me but for yourselves, and for your children…

Verily I say unto thee, to day shalt thou be with me in paradise.

Father, into thy hands I commend my spirit…

Emma:  Ohhhh
Emma:  Yum
Emma:  Whats that?
Emma:  Crisps
Moses:  the moral leader is eating lettuce with his hands
Emma:  lettuce
Emma:  Oh
Moses:  that lettuce better be kosher
Emma:  I’m blind
Emma:  Luke you eat very healthy
Emma:  Thats awesome
Moses:  you wouldnt believe how fast noah eats…it’s like there’s another flood coming
Moses:  luke, would you like to eat dinner with solomon and i sometime?
Moses:  we go out to the bar, drink wine and throw darts at a picture of herrod
Emma:  Ok I’m going to bed… I guess you won’t be on untill Monday then?
RunForrest:  Awww i know that movie
RunForrest:  it’s National Treasure
RunForrest:  awesome to hear it
Moses:  luke, after shabbat we go out bowling…usually it’s kings vs. prophets…we always kick their butts
Moses:  luke…i must leave you for a while…charlton heston finally showed up in heaven…we’re going to watch our movie and compare notes.
WELSH:  good to see you’ve had a tidy!!
Jimmy:  Rev Des claimed you didn’t officially convert  He’s full of it right?
Jimmy:  I will watch it many times Luke!
guest214:  HEY MORAL LEADER
Jimmy:  I believe Luke
PLAYA:  SO WAT’S THIS ABOUT
GROVER:  will we see it here?
Jimmy:  Luke just finish a ritual.  Now uploading it to Youtube
Jimmy:  Luke you said before youre doing $10/day  Surely youre doing better now?
User PLAYA changed their name to WESTSIDEDAGRANDE.
GROVER:  ur starting to look  like  a quaker luke
WESTSIDEDAGRANDE:  WAT DOES THIS CAM SUPPOSED 2 BE ABOUT
Jimmy:  yeah becuz the moustache and beard aren’t connected thickly
YourMoralLeader:  nope jimmy, doing worse
Jimmy:  Luke I am trying to think of a new schtick for you everyday
GROVER:  what is your religion luke ? not that it matters to me
WESTSIDEDAGRANDE:  ARE YOU GUYS GAY
GROVER:  i think hes a religion teacher
WESTSIDEDAGRANDE:  MORAL LEADER
GROVER:  christ ur a rabbi
GROVER:  an australian rabbi wow
GORDO:  MAN THIS IS GAY AND UR GAY MORAL LEADER
GROVER:  i just find it bizarre

User DBL185 changed their name to RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller.
YourMoralLeader:  hi rabbi
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:  call me chuck
YourMoralLeader:  Hi chuck
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:  i think you should take down all slander of me from your site
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:  i was defending the jewish people
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:  i did what i had to!
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:  that woman was asking for it
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:  these right-wing AIPAC types should stuff it
YourMoralLeader:  exactly
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:  you should join me and my sex therapist wife for shabbat dinner sometime
YourMoralLeader:  yes!
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:  we can give you some good advice
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:  about women
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:  clearly you need it
YourMoralLeader:  I’ve been having some erectile dysfunction
YourMoralLeader:  Do you have any suggestions?
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:  reading the racy passages of the talmud always works for me
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:  that or a picture of Rabin
YourMoralLeader:  I must try that!
User guest226 changed their name to tim.
tim:  hi
YourMoralLeader:  hi tiny
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:  you might want to try shaving — growing all that hair could be drawing all the blood away from your zayin
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:  what are you laughing about? share it with the class
YourMoralLeader:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEBE2YWmBSQ
YourMoralLeader:  my vid
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:  Aydar?
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:  you sound like a n00b
YourMoralLeader:  is that good?
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:  you can’t be a trusted authority if you sound like you’re reading it all for the first time
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:  AD-DAR
YourMoralLeader:  ahh
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:  say it
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:  AW-DAR
tim:  !
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:  more like that
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:  AWW-DAR
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:  how do you pronounce awe
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:  something in between
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:  you wacky foreigners
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:  who taught you hebrew anyway
tim:  AWE like shock and AWE
tim:  or AW SHUCKS
tim:  telephone
tim:  CLEAN UP
tim:  QUICK!
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:  girl coming over?
tim:  fabreeze
tim:  spray spray spray
tim:  move the cat box to the garage!
tim:  NO
tim:  SPRAYYYY
tim:  COLOGNE
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:  take an irish shower
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:  that’s what i do
tim:  ALL MEN’S APARTMENTS STINK!
tim:  SPRAY SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!11
tim:  NOW!
tim:  OPEN THE WINDOWS!
tim:  LET A DRAFT THROUGH!
tim:  NO
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:  clean up that crap on the left side of the bookcase
tim:  right!
tim:  looks like a sack of trash!
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:  looks like a bear had a field day in there
tim:  hahaha
tim:  SOFT MUSIC
tim:  LIGHTS LOW
tim:  CLEAN THE BATHROOM
tim:  WIPE THE SEAT
tim:  KRIKIE! WHAT A MESS!
tim:  Hi sole
tim:  he’s getting ready for company.
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:  there you go
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:  that’s a start
tim:  TUCK YOUR SHIRT IN!
solepcist:  What a crock of s**t! You are not Rabbi Feller.
RabbiChaimSeidlerFeller:  don’t
tim:  DO
solepcist:  What a crock of s**t!
tim:  that’s not nice, solepcist

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Captain Kirk Explains Passover

From the Jewish Journal:


William Shatner is God. And Pharaoh. And Moses, too.

Just in time for Passover, the Jewish Music Group (a division of Shout Factory) has released "Exodus: An Oratorio in Three Parts," performed by the Arkansas Symphony Orchestra. It is conducted by David Itkin, who created and composed the Oratorio, sung by baritone Paul Rowe and includes dramatic readings from the Bible and from the haggadah, spoken by none other than Shatner.

"It’s perfect seder entertainment," Shatner said recently, but more than that, "it speaks to people of all religions. It’s something that should be in repertory."

"Exodus: An Oratorio" is divided into three parts: "Moses and Pharaoh," "The Ten Plagues" and "Redemption." The music mixes symphonic and sacred, modulating strings, choral voices and baritone solos to provide both uplift and ballast to the biblical material — as well as gentle musical transitions between some of Shatner’s narrative performances. While Shatner has been parodied for his ability to bring a level of bombast to almost any material, here he gives a varied and nuanced performance — his voice varies from sounding like a pulpit rabbi to the muted and conversational tones of a line reading. And then there are the special effects that are his signature — when he makes his words pop with emphasis: (i.e., I…..AM…..THE…..LORD!)

"Exodus" was recorded live on April 9 and 10, 2005, at the Robinson Center Music Hall in Little Rock, Ark., where the Arkansas Symphony was joined by a choir of 350.


Click here for a short excerpt of Shatner’s performance. MP3. 700K.


"It was quite a happening," Shatner recalled in a recent telephone interview.

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Ohr HaTorah May Move To Mar Vista

Its rabbi, Mordecai Finley, was named one of the top pulpit rabbis in America by Newsweek magazine.

He’s the only person who’s ever made sense of kabbalah and spirituality for me.

I was a member for three years 1998-2001.

Amy Klein writes for the Jewish Journal:

 

Ohr HaTorah synagogue is trying to raise $3.8 million in the next 45 days in order to purchase a building in Mar Vista as its new home, congregation officials announced April 10.

The nondenominational synagogue, which was founded in 1994 by Rabbis Mordecai and Meirav Finley and a small group of families, now has 300 member families. It currently meets in the Faith Tabernacle Church in West Los Angeles; the church recently decided not to renew the synagogue’s lease.

The building, located on the corner of Venice Boulevard and Barrington Avenue, was the home of Beth Torah, a Conservative congregation that recently merged with Adat Shalom of Westwood. Although the original asking price of the facility was $4.75 million, Ohr HaTorah was able to reach an agreement price of $3.8 million — with the added bonus that the land already is zoned for religious use.

"We are excited to have the opportunity to provide a much needed home for Jewish life in the south Santa Monica/Venice/Mar Vista area," the memo said.

Here’s some back story. About six years ago, Beth Torah was going to merge with Ohr Ha Torah. There was a meeting. A source at Beth Torah told me about Ohr HaTorah: "Half the congregation worships G-d and the other half worships the rabbi." It didn’t work out. Beth Torah croaked.

 

Ohr HaTorah has been about 300 member families since its inception. It keeps bringing in new blood and it keeps losing people. The temple is run by the rabbi and his wife. He’s an ex-Marine. It’s his way or the highway.

I have no complaints about my time there. I like Rabbi Finley’s way just fine.

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Who’s The Rabbi Sholom Kalmanson Who Gave Such A Stemwinder About The Rebbe?

Here’s an article about the speech with a link to the video.

Who is this Rabbi Sholom Kalmanson? He appears to be the head of Chabad of Southern Ohio.

From chabad.org:

Rabbi Sholom KalmansonRabbi Sholom B. Kalmanson, Ex. VP, Chabad of Southern Ohio & Spiritual Leader, Congregation Lubavitch

Rabbi Sholom B. Kalmanson is Executive Vice President, Chabad of Southern Ohio, and Spiritual Leader, Congregation Lubavitch.

Rabbi Kalmanson merited to be the first personally chosen Sheliach-Emissary of the Rebbe to bring Chabad to the greater Cincinnati area.

Thanks to his dynamic leadership, Chabad of Southern Ohio boasts today many diversified Religious, Educational, Social and Outreach institutions.

* Email Rabbi Sholom B. Kalmanson at: [email protected]

Stephen Huba writes for the Cincinnati Post Sept. 19, 1998:

Twenty-three years ago, when the Lubavitcher first set foot here, most Jews in Cincinnati knew the movement only through its charismatic, New York-based rebbe, Rabbi Menachem M. Schneerson.

Now the Rebbe is gone, but the Lubavitch presence in Cincinnati is stronger than ever.

Their black attire, outreach programs and slick advertising have become a permanent, if controversial, fixture of Jewish life in this historically Reform town.

On Rosh Hashana, which begins at sundown Sunday, Chabad of Southern Ohio will dedicate its new FREE Russian Center, 7685 Reading Road, Roselawn.

Within the past seven years, Chabad has opened centers in Blue Ash, Loveland, Amberley Village, downtown Cincinnati and Dayton. Chabad operates a Hebrew school and summer camp, and offers services for virtually every aspect of Jewish ritual practice.

For the High Holy Days, Chabad offers training in shofar making, a crash course in Hebrew, challah baking classes, a full-color guide to the Jewish month of Tishrei, and a full schedule of worship services.

Chabad of Southern Ohio says it doesn’t keep membership records, but officials say the new centers are proof that their numbers are growing.

”They’re not offering a synagogue Judaism,” said Karla Goldman, assistant professor of Jewish history at Cincinnati’s Hebrew Union College. ”They’re offering a way of life that cuts away at all the ambivalence and ambiguity of modern life.”

Rabbi Yosef Kalmanson, executive director of Chabad’s Jewish Discovery Center in Golf Manor, said Chabad has had the most success with nonpracticing, unaffiliated Jews.

”The forefront of our work is to battle the issue of the vanishing American Jew,” said Rabbi Kalmanson, son of Chabad regional director Rabbi Sholom B. Kalmanson. ”The goal of Chabad is to bring people to understand more about Judaism (and) become more committed, without any pressure or any pushing.”

Chabad has its roots in the Hasidism, a 300-year-old Eastern European movement that stresses Judaism as a religion of the heart and of the common man. It downplays the necessity of strict Talmud study.

One brand of Hasidism became associated with the Russian town of Lubavitch. Chabad, another name for the Lubavitch movement, is an acronym from the Hebrew words for wisdom, understanding and knowledge.

Still, Chabad-Lubavitch remains a tiny minority in America, where most Jews are non-Orthodox.

”Their numbers don’t match their media presence,” Ms. Goldman said.

When Rabbi Sholom Kalmanson moved to Cincinnati with his family 1975, the first order of business was to set up a ”one-stop shop for anything Jewish,” his son said. The small Chabad House on Summit Road later became Congregation Lubavitch and the regional headquarters for Chabad of Southern Ohio.

Another priority was to help the city’s Russian Jewish immigrants, and soon the FREE Russian Center was established. FREE stands for Friends of Refugees of Eastern Europe. There are about 750 such families in Cincinnati.

”Chabad has played a very dynamic role with our Russian emigre community,” said Aubrey Herman, executive vice president of the Jewish Federation of Cincinnati. ”They complement the work of other agencies.”

Here’s more about Rabbi Kalmanson:

 

Rabbi Sholom B. KalmansonBorn October 7, 1948, in a D.P. Camp in Pocking, Germany, Rabbi Sholom B. Kalmanson, Executive Vice President, Chabad of Southern Ohio and Spiritual Leader, Congregation Lubavitch, has had manifold training and experience to prepare him to successfully meet the challenges of dealing with today’s youth.

 

Educated in Chabad-Lubavitch Yeshivah’s and Rabbinical Colleges both in New York and Montreal, Rabbi Kalmanson was ordained in 1968 at the Central Lubavitch Yeshivah and Rabbinical College in Brooklyn, New York, after excelling in Talmudic Studies, Rabbinic Literature and Chabad Chassidic Philosophy and Psychology. He holds a D.D. degree, also a Rav Umanhig (equivalent of a B.A. in Jewish studies), and a Yorah Yorah (equivalent of an M.A. in Jewish studies).

 

He headed the National Council of Mesibos Shabbos, offering youth groups throughout the area opportunities for outings, gatherings, Lag B’Omer Parades, trips, etc., as well as weekly get-togethers for singing, dancing and stories, both entertaining yet educationally meaningful and stimulating.

 

Rabbi Kalmanson became active in youth work at an early age. While yet a student, he took part in the summer “Peace Corps” program sponsored annually by the Chabad movement, which took him to numerous Jewish communities throughout the United States and Europe. He was an active member of the Lubavitch Youth Organization’s College and University Council Department, dedicated to activities for Jewish college youth.

 

Rabbi Kalmanson also headed the “Release Time” program for Jewish children in New York City. This program provided one hour of Jewish Religious Study for children of the public school system, who did not attend any Hebrew, afternoon or Sunday School. Through special agreement, the public schools released the children, upon request of the parents, for one hour a week during school hours.

 

In August 1969, Rabbi Kalmanson married Shterna Sarah Ceitlin of Montreal. Their children are: Chana Alta, Yosef Yitzchak, Menachem Mendel, Menucha Dina, Devorah Leah, Shneur Zalman, Shaina Fraida, Chava Rochel, and Fruma Mushkah. Rabbi and Mrs. Kalmanson are the proud grandparents of Menachem Mendel, Peshe Chava, Aryeh Leib, Yehoshuah Heshel, Schneur Zalman, Faiga, Levi Yitzchak, Chaya Mushka and Menucha Rachel Mangel; Chana Mushkah, Menucha Shaina, Menachem Mendel, Esther Miriam, Chaya Freidah, Brachah and Shneur Zalman Kalmanson; Schneur Yehoshuah Heshel, Chana, Mushkah, Bat Sheva Tzeitka, Chaya, and Levi Yitzchak Majeski; Refael Yehoshuah Heshel, Chanah Shaina, Yosef Yitzchak, and Dina Raizel Kalmanson; Chaya Mushkah, Menachem Mendel, and Shmuel Pinson; Chaya Rochel, and Nechamah Dina Kalmanson; Yosef Yitzchak, and Menachem Mendel Levin.

 

In Montreal, Rabbi Kalmanson served as Administrator of the Beth Rivkah Academy for Girls, acting also as its Educational Coordinator. With his aggressive innovative approach, Rabbi Kalmanson increased the enrollment from 65 students, to well over 350. In 1970, Rabbi Kalmanson established the first and only Jewish-observant overnight summer camp in Quebec – “Pardas Chanah” – for Girls.

 

Upon its inception in 1973, Rabbi Kalmanson was appointed Administrator of the Chabad House of Cleveland. During the summer of 1975, the Lubavitcher Rebbe [and the headquarters of the Chabad-Lubavitch movement in New York] named Rabbi Kalmanson to pioneer and establish a Chabad presence in Cincinnati. At present, Rabbi Kalmanson serves as Executive Vice President, Chabad of Southern Ohio, and Spiritual Leader, Congregation Lubavitch, with many institutions and divisions under his auspicious.

 

Rabbi Kalmanson is an Executive Board Member and Vice President of the Rabbinical Alliance of America (“Igud Harabanim”), a Rabbinic organization with over one thousand active Rabbinic members. Rabbi Kalmanson also serves on the “Vaad Harabanim” – The Rabbinical Council of Greater Cincinnati, and “Vaad Hachinuch”, the Education Committee of Chofetz Chayim, Cincinnati Hebrew Day School.

 

Chabad arrived to the greater Cincinnati area with a great thrust and vibrancy. The well-known “Yavneh and Community Hebrew School” building on Summit Road was acquired to serve as its regional headquarters and a center where students, youth groups, individuals, organizational and synagogue groups can experience living Judaism in a Chabad milieu. This center also provides manifold services to our young people. In addition to direct counseling and crisis intervention services available on a 24-hour basis, Chabad of Southern Ohio also provides hostel facilities, meals, clothing, job opportunities, community outreach, etc.

 

As the largest recognized homeless shelter for families and individuals in the greater Cincinnati area, Chabad shelter division provides emergency (short and long term) shelter to an average of 80 people daily. Due to lack of space, it may, unfortunately, be forced to turn-away some 35-40 people daily.

 

With the successful expansion of Chabad in Southern Ohio, Rabbi Kalmanson initiated the establishment of The Chabad Jewish Center of Blue Ash, Ohio; Chabad on UC Campus; Cheder Menachem; Yeshivah High School; Semichah Ordination Program; Chabad Center of Dayton, Ohio; Chabad (of Downtown Cincinnati) Hospitality Center; Chabad of Amberley, Ohio; The Shul; The Jewish Discovery Center; Chabad of Mason, Ohio; F.R.E.E. (Friends of Refugees of Eastern Europe) Russian Center; Chabad Hebrew School; Torah Learning Center; “Chai Club” High School; Tzivos Hashem Youth Program; and Camp Chabad. While the centers serve all the physical and spiritual needs of the greater Cincinnati, Blue Ash, Amberley, Golf Manor, and Dayton Jewish communities, the camp serves especially the needs of the underprivileged and New American families.

 


With the great influx of Jewish émigrés (in the first wave of immigration) from the former Soviet Union, and New Americans to Cincinnati in 1976, Rabbi Kalmanson initiated a Russian Division, dedicated to serving all physical and (especially the) spiritual needs of our immigrant brethren. As the wave of immigrants continued, Chabad of Southern Ohio, under the dynamic leadership of Rabbi Kalmanson, established the F.R.E.E. Russian Center.


The Center, in a beautiful 10,000 square foot newly renovated facility in the heart of Roselawn, serves as a “Gateway” to Cincinnati, and a “Home Away From Home” to the Russian speaking community. This center provides daily services, Yiddish, Hebrew and English classes, a Jewish and cultural library, daily, Shabbos and holiday meals, congregant socializing, congregant meals for the elderly, guidance and counseling, legal aid, resettlement aid, immigration assistance, job placement, art and cultural programs, Circumcisions, Bar/Bat Mitzvahs, Redemption of First Born, religious wedding ceremonies, publications, periodicals, transportations, a monthly newspaper, etc

 

For close to four decades, Rabbi Kalmanson has been actively involved in the area prison systems – Federal, State, County, City and juvenile alike. Rabbi Kalmanson has been appointed Official Chaplain for the Jewish inmates in several area prisons. As part of his involvement, Rabbi Kalmanson was one of the initiators, and active participant, instrumental in the establishment of Alef Institute, serving the needs of all Jewish inmates throughout the United States. The institute provides all religious needs, as well as “Religious Retreats”, whereby inmates are furloughed for two-week Torah seminars.

 

In 1973, Rabbi Kalmanson initiated and hosted a weekly radio program — “The World of Chabad” on the 50,000 watt radio station WERE in Cleveland, Ohio. He also became a radio and television personality by his frequent appearances on various radio and television shows.

 

In 1977, Rabbi Kalmanson initiated and (personally edits) a tabloid-size newspaper “The Chabad Times”    a “Chabad of Southern Ohio Monthly publication”, which has been appearing monthly ever since, with a circulation of over 23,000 (and still rapidly growing). This newspaper is “popular and highly regarded” by its readers “both near and far”.

 

Since march, 1980 Rabbi Kalmanson has been hosting a television talk show program    “Judaism Today” which is aired in the Tri-State area on prime time    8:00 p.m.  The show is an exciting and stimulating half-hour T.V. talk program on interesting, informative, and thought-provoking subjects.  The program has been syndicated in several other communities. Since 1976, Rabbi Kalmanson also hosts a popular two-hour weekly radio talk show – “Judaism Today” in the greater Cincinnati area. This show features Jewish news, music, interviews, and commentary on relevant topics of interest. Hosting “Judaism Today” brought forth much favorable response and accolades from the general public.

 


As a champion of “Freedom of Speech”, Rabbi Kalmanson fought in the Federal Court system to display Chanukah Menorahs on public property. Following years of battle against city government, Rabbi Kalmanson won his case in Federal District Court, and confirmed by the Sixth Circuit Court of Appeals. These battles made international “front page” news in many major reputable news mediums. Not only did he win the litigation, but was also awarded attorney’s fees in excess of $135,000.00.

 

Behind the Iron Curtain is also no foreign place to him. Even before Glasnost and Perestroika, when the practice of Judaism was forbidden, Rabbi Kalmanson visited the Soviet Union as a personal emissary of the Lubavitcher Rebbe on behalf of Chabad to bring spiritual and religious support to our stranded brethren. Meeting with hundreds of Jews in this “Lion’s Den”, Rabbi Kalmanson brought them moral support in addition to religious articles for their daily needs.

 

A profound lecturer, Rabbi Kalmanson addresses audiences all over the United States, Canada, Israel, Europe, Africa, and the Far East, on a broad range of topics. With his unique style and oratory ability, he manages to fire the imagination and activates the participation of his audiences. Many of his lectures and interviews are available on audio and video cassettes.

 

With his creative talents, Rabbi Kalmanson creates ads on Jewish and Torah themes. These ads serve as an effective tool to reach out to Jews of all ages, backgrounds, walks of life, and level of commitment. Rabbi Kalmanson also has a natural knack for translating ancient Biblical concepts into modern day jargon. As a prolific writer and concerned Jewish leader, he publishes his stands on many issues pertaining to the Jewish community. A seasoned experienced down to earth practical communal activist, Rabbi Kalmanson is a much sought after counselor to his colleagues.

 

Despite all these involvement’s, Rabbi Kalmanson still finds time to counsel individuals and families, and for speaking engagements to audiences in Cincinnati, through out the United States, and abroad.

 

Rabbi Kalmanson has been personally invited, on many occasions, to the White House and Congress, to meet with the President of the United States of America, senators and Congressmen. He also has friendships with prominent personalities in the entertainment field, writers and business people.

 Rabbi Speaks on Fountain Square

His dynamic charisma builds on immediate rapport with the young. His oratorical talents electrify his listening audience. It is no wonder that the press and the media refer to him as the “Rabbi Who Shepherds Lost Children Back To The Fold”, and say about his gift of speech that “His personal appeal is tremendous, partly because of a gift for story-telling and choosing of Yiddish-flavored analogies… One can be amused and attracted by his flair, personable style and unending energy for answering questions which are consistent and make sense…”

 

One can truly feel that “if you have questions, he has answers.”

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The Outreach Rabbi Who Divorced His Wife And Married An Ex-Model Shiksa He Met Online

From my live cam chat:

guest186:  I want info on this guy chaim lando who divorced his wife and 9 kids and married a model from arizona and then moved to baltimore
guest186:  he was a rabbi in toras emes on La Brea
guest186:  met her on the internet
guest186:  she converted through the valley beit din
YourMoralLeader:  what does he do in baltimore now?
ToughJewishChick:  Anyone else see the story on Drudge about a Yale art student who repeatedly impregnated herself with donated sperm, just to have abortions that she could use for her "art"?
guest186:  outreach
guest186:  she had 6 kids, 5 of whom converted with her
ToughJewishChick:  I think her name is Aliza Shvarts.  Now, is that a Jewish name?
ToughJewishChick:  This is how some young women rebel against their fathers.
guest186:  /nick Mee
guest187:  They should obey their fathers
guest187:  Instead of bringing shame on their families
YourMoralLeader:  yes 186
YourMoralLeader:  what an amazing story
guest186:  can u look into the story more?
YourMoralLeader:  when did rabbi lando divorce?
guest186:  not sure
guest187:  please do not speak of scandals
YourMoralLeader:  how does his ex-wife feel about all this?
YourMoralLeader:  and his kids?
guest186:  the whole story developed over like 4 years
guest187:  she turned into a pillar of salt! how do you think they feel?
guest186:  they all live in Baltimore now
YourMoralLeader:  the ex-wife and rabbi lando and kids?
YourMoralLeader:  one big happy family
guest186:  well not really
guest186:  kinninburgh was her last husband’s last name
YourMoralLeader:  i only care about truth
guest187:  truth! what is that?
guest186:  187= this story will further deter the orthodox from internet usage, it’s l’shem shomayim

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Only Jews Who Don’t Know Who They Are Want To Build Bridges To The Black Community

If you are leading an observant Jewish life, you don’t have time to build bridges to other communities. How can you eat with them? You can only do it in a kosher restaurant. You can’t eat on their turf. Jewish law makes it very difficult to maintain close relationships with non-observant Jews let alone non-Jews.

Judaism is an elite religion. If you’re practicing it, you don’t have time for all this touchy-feeling interfaith stuff (with a few exceptions for an elite).

Jews have survived as a distinct culture for 2500 years by defining themselves against the majority culture (while selectively borrowing the best of Gentile life).

You don’t hear Christians talking about how Christian they are like you hear Jews obsessing over how Jewish they and other Jews are.

Traditional Orthodox Jews don’t wear ties. Goyim do. Orthodox wives cover their hair. They have their own traditions. They don’t live in this fantasy world where blacks and Jews have so much in common. Those Jews who practice the most of the Jewish tradition have the fewest illusions about their commonalities with blacks or other goyim.

Almost all the Jews active in getting civil rights for blacks are assimilated Jews.

In my view, the only interaction Torah Jews need to have with the goyim is to make money off them.

Brad A. Greenberg writes:

"We need to build bridges not just with the African American community," said Stanley P. Gold, chairman of The Jewish Federation of Greater Los Angeles, "but with all other ethnic and religious communities so we can avoid these kinds of flare-ups in the future."

The black-Jewish coalition was once a staple of Los Angeles politics, the formula that helped make Tom Bradley the city’s first black mayor, but it dissipated over the years and now lies largely dormant. Nevertheless, Los Angeles synagogues and churches, albeit in small numbers, have continued working together.

"The relationship between the black community and the Jewish community is not only historic, but it is a necessity because both have, metaphorically, been to Egypt," said the Rev. Cecil "Chip" Murray, who led First AME Church for 27 years before retiring in 2004. "There have been tensions, yes," said Murray, who now teaches at USC. "Subgroups in the community create tensions. But over several centuries, Jews and blacks have bonded through the struggle for human dignity."

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My New Beginning

This will be my first porn-free Passover in six years, and only my second porn-free Passover since 1995.

I was so far behind with my research in 1996, I was watching hardcore on holy days.

For professional reasons purely.

I remember Peter North hooking up with Davia Ardell.

A rabbi emails:

Glad to see you cut your ties with the porn industry, that will make it easier for you to investigate your spirituality – it’s hard to ride with one foot on one horse & one foot on the other (esp. when the 2 horses are going in opposite directions).

Spirituality & sexuality are closely related, as Swaggart & Friends can tell you. But, out-of-control sexuality is probably the biggest enemy of spiritual connection.

The harder piece to shake may be the cynical attitude, esp. since you’ve seen so much hypocrisy & people not being what they claimed. If our Orthodox Jews had 100% integrity, that would be easy, but we’re as prone to human failings and hypocrisy as any other group. The only thing we claim is that we try to live with wisdom, try to do G-d’s Will, and every once in a while, get to establish a fleeting connection with the Divine (while attempting to achieve Deveikus, a constant and conscious connection with Him). It’s worth fighting that cynicism, even if only in the privacy of your mind, because the fruits of victory are close relationships with yourself, others and G-d.

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