Another View On Yossi Shereshevsky

Posted on April 17, 2008 by Luke Ford

A rabbi writes:

Levi, Not sure how you get the best scoops on these stories (Mordechai Gafni, Isaac Hersh), but your info seems the most complete.

Regarding "Sherry", what we called Yossi as a teenager, here’s the other side of the story that I got from him: He claims that his wife wouldn’t accept the Get, held out for money, and regularly defamed him – including the charge that he was claiming to have had "married off" his under-age daughter – to cover her own perfidy. He says that he was outside the Orthodox "fold" for a couple of years. When he "returned", he married a sweet Orthodox woman (that’s MY assessment after spending a Shabbat with them), moved to a smaller Orthodox community on the East Coast, where he successfully buys, develops and manages real estate. He’s also been involved in building up that community, including helping bring in a kollel (also based on personal knowledge).

I found his story to be very credible, I saw no tell-tale signs of lying, found no contradictions. (The fact that, as the article you reprinted mentioned, "Yossi Sharashefsky…did not have his act validated by a religious court, as Israel Goldstein did", would also seem to indicate that he either never claimed to have married off his daughter, or only claimed it privately to his ex-wife and/or her family to cause them pain during the bitter divorce.)

Either way, he seems to have straightened his life out – he would say because he was always innocent, others might view this as a "whitewash" – and it would seem unfair to spin this as a story of "a rogue helping other rogues," barring other information that establishes a pattern of roguish behavior for Yossi that extends to this decade.

I believe he gave her the get (divorce) very soon after those rumors came out, & the rumors quieted down. At least 10 years ago.

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I’m Cleaning For Passover Live On My Cam!

Posted on April 17, 2008 by Luke Ford

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DesmondFord:  Howdy! Today, I watch in cold silence. This is my only statement.
yourheartsdesire:  what is he doing doesnt he realisehe as people watching
yourheartsdesire:  if he goes to that bloody fridge or bathroom again
DesmondFord:  Lukie, do you think these legalism you are drunk with will save you?
welshdragon:  does luke work in a chip shop?
yourheartsdesire:  not sure why
User guest157 left the room.
welshdragon:  he’s got the white jacket thing going on under his top
welshdragon:  curry and chips please,and a can of coke…
yourheartsdesire:  all he done since i came on is eith go to the bathroom or the bloody fridge
yourheartsdesire:  he shouldn’t have it on if he not going to chat
DanielWebster:  I am here to do battle.
mema:  Hello Emma
YourMoralLeader:  I wish you were with me right now Emma
mema:  would that you were American and jewish
YourMoralLeader:  so you could clean my place while I blog and study the sacred texts
mema:  If Emma were there, and jewish, she could call a maid for you Luke
DanielWebster:  If Emma were there, she would take advantage of Luke.
mema:  yes- she would take all his money
DanielWebster:  She would bring his association with the Jewish temples of Los Angeles to an end, and send him into exile.
mema:  if Luke blogs without cable access, would anyone listen?
DanielWebster:  There, he would profit immensely from his specialized knowledge, writing books damning Praeger’s people, and vaulting into the popular consciousness
DanielWebster:  Satan would thereby win.
DanielWebster:  The Jewish Race cannot afford a defector like Luke.  Simply put, he knows too much.
mema:  he is blowing someone behind that small wall
DanielWebster:  Yet here, in this chat room, is the honey trap that could make it all happen
mema:  she is the anti-prophet
DanielWebster:  Temptation that no man of his years is capable of resisting.
DanielWebster:  Temptation that makes the women of Jdate lose their allure.
DanielWebster:  Temptation that leads to another Holocaust.  Not today or tomorrow, but remember – it all begins with a glance.

HollyRandall: have you ever considered the fact that this Emma girl might be a 40 year old man?
Luzdedos1: I’ve cammed with her and checked her out most closely
Luzdedos1: she’s all woman, you cynic. You just dont want me to be happy.
HollyRandall: Luke you can’t be so stupid that you really think a relationship with an 18 year old, who is silly enough to fly to America to meet a man more than twice her age that she met on the internet, is a good idea.
HollyRandall: I mean I know you’re insane but I don’t think you’re stupid.
Luzdedos1: It’s a great idea. I adore her. We’re going all the way. HollyRandall78 is away at 1:46 P.M. Luzdedos1: We have a lot in common.
HollyRandall: delusional personalities? is that what you have in common?
Luzdedos1: I’m sorry that I hurt you so deeply. There will come a day when you can love again… Meanwhile, my heart is open to this girl. Our wedding night will be special in a way secular people will never understand.
HollyRandall: i forgot, it’s impossible to talk sense into you

Luzdedos1: You have no more sense than I do, miss.
HollyRandall: that USED to be the case
HollyRandall: but i’ve changed a lot in the past year
HollyRandall: not that i’m perfect or always make the right decisions
HollyRandall: at least this whole thing will make your blog more interesting
HollyRandall: and that’s what matters, right?
Luzdedos1: Anyway, Holly, this catty jealousy is very unbecoming!
HollyRandall: oh quit it Luke
HollyRandall: you know that has nothing to do with it
HollyRandal: i’d love to see you settled down with a mature woman your age, not some random barely-legal girl you met on the internet
HollyRandall: i mean, c’mon
Luzdedos1: what’s wrong with 18? that innocence? that lack of cynicism? that native irish goodness?
Luzdedos1: why do old women so resent it when I connect with younger women?
HollyRandall: lack of maturity and self-awareness
HollyRandall: you really think she knows what she wants in life right now?
Luzdedos1: this is my chance!
Luzdedos1: before she does!
HollyRandall: Christ don’t be creepy
Luzdedos1: why should I change?
HollyRandall: because obviously the way you’ve been acting has not worked out for you
Luzdedos1: yes mom
guest172:  I guess it’s an inside joke cause I just don’t get it
guest172:  I your cam always populated by nut jobs?
YourMoralLeader:  yes
YourMoralLeader:  i’m the biggest nut job
guest172:   This music definately re-afirms your hetrosexuality
DesmondFord:  You are wrong to think that. Luke is just ashamed that his old man is here trying to lead my son back to the light…and away from the darkness of Old testament theology.
guest172:  wow
guest172:  when was the last time you had a real job
DesmondFord:  Luke. Repent. Repent, my son.
DesmondFord:  You can get your foreskin replaced.
YourMoralLeader:  11 yrs
guest172:  exellent, I wish I could get by doing this, how do you manage?
guest172:  Do you still watch porn ect or have you totaly dropped anything to do with it ?
DesmondFord:  Ask Emma.
guest172:   Are your neighbours building a shed or something?
YourMoralLeader:  yes
YourMoralLeader:  building shed
YourMoralLeader:  no, dont watch porn except for rare occasions
guest172:  crazy, was the industry addles with drugs when you were blogging about it?
OldTesticleTheologian:  I got rid of my Chametz today. Luke took it, made a sacrifice on his backyard altar, so I am now totally free of it.
guest172:  Luke, does this not bore you?
guest172:  how can you do this for so long each day?
frodo:  I dont even think he speaks ?
guest172:  he occasionaly does, I’ve seen it.
guest172:  surely you could put this time to better use
ToughJewishChick:  How’s it hanging?
ToughJewishChick:  I think I see a bit of chometz in your beard.
ToughJewishChick:  You need a comb to get it out.
OldTesticleTheologian:  I have some chometz I’d like to put in you tough Jewish chick.
ToughJewishChick:  You need to be pinned down and made to do what HaShem wants a Jewish man to do.
ToughJewishChick:  But first, you need another Bar Mitzvah.
ToughJewishChick:  Because I don’t yet see a man over there.
OldTesticleTheologian:  I have been saving all of the foreskins I have collected over the years as a mohel.
ToughJewishChick:  Also, that haircut reminds me of woodcuts of medieval monks.  Same do’.
OldTesticleTheologian:  I made a small change purse out of them……..
ToughJewishChick:  Now you look like a Greek Orthodox monk.
OldTesticleTheologian:  When I rub it, it turns into a suitcase.
ToughJewishChick:  Whatever became of those boyish good looks?  Are you trying to hide your face?
OldTesticleTheologian:  Luke carries that suitcase as he carries out his holy mission in life.
ToughJewishChick:  None of my friends go in for beards.
frodo:  nah i dont like beards either
ToughJewishChick:  I mean, Oprah needs a beard, but you?
guest172:  how did you make your break with Lukeford.com, and how did you ever get to interview so many starlets of that era?
ToughJewishChick:  What manner of seder are you having this year?
ToughJewishChick:  Luke, why don’t you ever do interviews of Jewish rockers?
ToughJewishChick:  Expand your domain beyond your pastors
EmmaHolic:  Would you still date Luke even if he hasn’t seen the light of Christ?
ToughJewishChick:  Typing.  Where’s the Jewish man who spends his day with power tools, wrenches, and hammers?  Why do they always spend their days in deep thought, typing?
ToughJewishChick:  I want a man of action, not a manipulator of words.
ToughJewishChick:  Which temple sports the men of action, Luke?  Because that’s where you will find me and my sisters.
EmmaHolic:  jewish chick I’ll act on you with my power tools……
ToughJewishChick:  Luke has a very rich interior life.  He thinks a lot about Luke, and has a man-bag that he dangles over his shoulder.
ToughJewishChick:  Like most Jewish guys in LA.
ToughJewishChick:  No wonder so many of us are going Mexican.
ToughJewishChick:  A man with a leaf blower is going to be better able to protect us when we are pregnant than a man with a blog.
guest186:  I want info on this guy who divroced his wife and 9 kids and married a model from arizona and then moved to baltimore

.
ChaimAmalek:  Cyber sex is part of the problem, not the solution.
ChaimAmalek:  WHAT IS THIS?
Emma:  What is what
ChaimAmalek:  This image
jvc:  dont dump me emma for chaim
ChaimAmalek:  Luke in repose?
Emma:  He is watching a movie
JVR:  i just felt horny emma thats all
ChaimAmalek:  Which movie?
JVR:  emma a sexy name hehe
Emma:  National Treasure
jvc:  u are emma a national treasure
1LongDong4U2Ride2HomePlate:  Did Luke take his Meds today ?
ChaimAmalek:  My days are all the same.  A man without a woman, but a computer for his love.
ChaimAmalek:  You know, should you ever visit Luke, you could stop off here in New York first, and . . . .
Emma:  And not happening 🙂
ChaimAmalek:  Think of me as Luke’s gatekeeper
ChaimAmalek:  Emma, you could come with your sister.
JVR:  im goin to bed
ChaimAmalek:  I’ll bet SHE would be all over me.
Emma:  Maybe
Moses:  the hovel doesnt look any cleaner to me…wtf???
Emma:  Her heart belongs to someone Chaim…
ChaimAmalek:  I’m everything Luke is, and , um, more.  Lots more
Emma:  I know thats dissapointing
ChaimAmalek:  I’m going to go Red.
Emma:  Why?
ChaimAmalek:  Mao got laid by young women until the day he died.
Moses:  is he watching a nick cage movie?  what a doosh…
Emma:  No use feeling sorry for yourself Chaim
ChaimAmalek:  I must foment and lead a Red revolt against the hedge fund managers of Wall Street
Moses:  holy crao!!!  it’s national treasure…the worst film of all time
ChaimAmalek:  It’s pretty entertaining, even if rather dumb.
Moses:  floored could star in the sequel i’m writing ‘magna carta’
JVR:  GIZ A SNOG BABE
JVR:  XXXXXX
jvc:  lol jv
JVR:  not u
Emma:  I’ll pass thanks
JVR:  oh ok
jvc:  wot about me then emma
JVR:   jv i bin nocked back omg
Emma:  lol
jvc:  well it does happen jv
Moses:  the ira steals the original magna carta because it contains codes to the close of the FTSE for the next 1000 years
Moses:  luke, have you exercised with the snapple jugs yet today?
ChaimAmalek:  Emma – I met you on the level, and I will depart from you on the square.

pass thanks
ChaimAmalek:  She is going to ask you for money to fly to LA, but stop off  here in NY so that I can deflower her.  Then she will travel on to LA to break up with you before returning here to me
Emma:  What an imagination you have Chaim
ChaimAmalek:  And her sister will be joining us
Emma:  I thought Laura would be in there somewhere
ChaimAmalek:  I will put them to work as secretaries for hedge fund managers, managing their money.
ChaimAmalek:  A jew must make a living.
ChaimAmalek:  Emma, what is your relationship with the colored people of Ireland?
ChaimAmalek:  The Black Irish.
Emma:  I don’t judge people based on their colour Chaim
ChaimAmalek:  Because, I want to prepare you for our wonderful diversity
Emma:  tut tut
ChaimAmalek:  If Luke were black, would you date him?
ChaimAmalek:  I know I would not.
Emma:  Because?
Emma:  Because that would be gay
ChaimAmalek:  I’m just kidding!  I am an old time liberal who frets about the relationship between Jews and African Americans
Emma:  So I would think not
ChaimAmalek:  I’m always building bridges, just ask Luke.
Emma:  Sure you are Chaim
ChaimAmalek:  Cynic.
Emma:  Indeed
Emma:  Chaim why are you single?
Emma:  Im dying to know
ChaimAmalek:  I am the best friend the Black Man has in this room
ChaimAmalek:  Fat, small weewee, no money, etc.
ChaimAmalek:  short, too
Emma:  lol
ChaimAmalek:  Women don’t like that
Emma:  Poor guy
ChaimAmalek:  Women have called me "needle dick"
ChaimAmalek:  What does that mean?
ChaimAmalek:  also, "Pokeyman"
ChaimAmalek:  Women are strange.
Moses:  i must depart now, my people…i’m having dinner with noah…you just don’t turn noah down on that kind of thing
Emma:  I think you know what that means
User Moses left the room.
ChaimAmalek:  The only women I can get to date me, or at least that I used to were off the internet
ChaimAmalek:  and you know how that goes.  Craigslist!!!!!
Emma:  I’m sure you will find someone Chaim
ChaimAmalek:  I am post sexual.
ChaimAmalek:  I may joke about this, but I have no genuine sexual thoughts
Emma:  Well I will cancel my trip to nyc
ChaimAmalek:  For me, consideration of sex = dreaming of eating giant squid meat.  Never happens
ChaimAmalek:  Some may regard this as a vulgar comment, but my genitals are like the World Trade Center.  A once potent edifice that is now merely a memory.
ChaimAmalek:  Of course, I was more Building 4 or 5 rather than Towers 1 or 2, but you get the idea.
ChaimAmalek:  So let’s have no more sexual banter between us.
Emma:  I get the idea
Emma:  Lets not
1GiantTesticle:  Luke, are you more than me?
YourMoralLeader:  h0
ChaimAmalek:  Instead, let us discuss you.
YourMoralLeader:  no
Emma:  Discuss me
1GiantTesticle:  I thought you were two giant testicles……
ChaimAmalek:  Yes, what are your dreams?  Why horses?  Does Luke have an interest in horses to replace the interest he once had in dogs?
YourMoralLeader:  lol
1GiantTesticle:  yes
Emma:  I have many dreams
1GiantTesticle:  Luke likes versions right off the assembly line………
Emma:  Horses are great animals
ChaimAmalek:  I think horses should be freed, all of them, save those ridden by police and comely young women.
Emma:  And as for Luke Being interested in them… hmmm
Emma:  You would need to ask him that
1GiantTesticle:  rather than old and worn ones………
ChaimAmalek:  Yes!  Just do a google on Catherine the Great and Horses for more.
Emma:  Horse enjoy being ridden by me
1GiantTesticle:  Luke oftern boasts he understands horses a lot
YourMoralLeader:  lol
ChaimAmalek:  How tall are you, Emma?
1GiantTesticle:  You know why Emma?
Emma:  5,4
ChaimAmalek:  A good height for horses.
Emma:  Indeed
ChaimAmalek:  I’m around your height.
1GiantTesticle:  Emma, you know why?
Emma:  Very small Chaim
1GiantTesticle:  He claims to be hung like one.
Emma:  Some people may think little of you…
ChaimAmalek:  I cannot help it that I am the prototyple of the short, swarthy Jew.
Emma:  Good things come in short supply
ChaimAmalek:  That’s why I cling to Luke, to be near a Jew I can look up to.
1GiantTesticle:  Emma. that news should make you happy.
Emma:  I hear violins
ChaimAmalek:  When we are together, I hide, but am nearby.  I spend the time scratching my wrists and such
Emma:  lol
ChaimAmalek:  Also, I have lots more hair on my back than on my head.
Emma:  Oh dear
Emma:  You should try waxing
1GiantTesticle:  Luke. You still making the claim about being hung like a horse. Or has the animal changed?
YourMoralLeader:  I still make that claim.
ChaimAmalek:  And if I see a penny on the ground, even if it is embedded in dung, I must pry it out and stuff it into my pocket.
Emma:  lol
1GiantTesticle:  Emma. He’s your man.
ChaimAmalek:  My pockets smell a bit.
1GiantTesticle:  You like horses and he’s hung like one.
Emma:  I can imagine
ChaimAmalek:  But I cannot afford a laundry service.
ChaimAmalek:  I typically wear clothes until they begin to itch.
ChaimAmalek:  Mites.
ChaimAmalek:  Lots of mites.
Emma:  Not good Chaim
ChaimAmalek:  And he laughs and laughs, at what? At whom? Why?
1GiantTesticle:  I wear my underwear until I have to peel them of.
Emma:  Because your funny Chaim
ChaimAmalek:  He laughs at my misfortune.
ChaimAmalek:  "The Jews are our misfortune" has a different meaning with me
1GiantTesticle:  Chaim, have you ever met our Moral leader?
Emma:  lol
ChaimAmalek:  Yes
Emma:  He laughs with you Chaim
1GiantTesticle:  What is he like in person?
ChaimAmalek:  Several times, I have made pilgrimage
ChaimAmalek:  Indifferent
ChaimAmalek:  He jealously guards all of his social contacts
1GiantTesticle:  Emma, so, is Luke the ideal man for you?
ChaimAmalek:  I asked him to pimp for me once, but he refused
Emma:  Of course
ChaimAmalek:  Instead, he wanted me to go to a lecture on the talmud
1GiantTesticle:  because he’s hung like your favorite animal
ChaimAmalek:  I went, but was not allowed in.
ChaimAmalek:  He once took me to dinner with his fancy pants Jewish friends who ignored me.
Emma:  Do you face rejection often Chaim?
ChaimAmalek:  They asked  "where did you go to school" and as I could not give an impressive answer, I was ignored
ChaimAmalek:  Yes
Emma:  I feel for you
ChaimAmalek:  Only here on the internet can I say, "I am somebody"
Emma:  You ca be anyone you want to be
ChaimAmalek:  Not so
ChaimAmalek:  Luke’s new haircut makes him look like a monk
Emma:  lol
Emma:  He cut it himself
ChaimAmalek:  Yes, he does all that stuff himself, including his circumcision
Emma:  lol
ChaimAmalek:  Emma, what is the minimum / maximum circumference of a man’s p**nis that you regard as within your desired range?
ChaimAmalek:  How low will you go/ how hight?
YourMoralLeader:  I need to know
1GiantTesticle:  Emma. you know what a circumcisiion is?
Emma:  Yes I’m aware
ChaimAmalek:  What is your minimum?
1GiantTesticle:  how did you ever hear of it in Ireland?
ChaimAmalek:  Luke is pretty huge, so don’t fear offending him
Emma:  We do not live in caves
Emma:  Im not going to ask how you saw Lukes manlyhood Chaim
ChaimAmalek:  I saw the bulge
Emma:  You looked
ChaimAmalek:  It was at temple, and Luke spied an especially valorous woman
ChaimAmalek:  How could I NOT look?
ChaimAmalek:  That’s why I ask this question.
1GiantTesticle:  His buldge is the talk of many blogs.
Emma:  I think your in denial
ChaimAmalek:  How long is too long?  What is too short?
Emma:  Of your feelings for Luke

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Where Are The Charedim On Newsweek’s Most Influential Rabbis List?

Posted on April 16, 2008 by Luke Ford

All the orthodox rabbis are Modern Orthodox.

Tarfon writes on Jewcy:

There seems to be a substantial LA-centric bias to the "influential" list.  In what sense is R’ Hier influential?  Does anyone outside of LA know or care about the Skirball center, the base of R’ Herscher, their #6?  R’ Wexler is #3 because he’s head of the American Jewish University, but does he have any national presence at all?  (By contrast, R’ Artson, who’s head of the rabbinical school within AJU, and does have a national reputation, is only #31.)

The list is quirky in other ways also.  R’ Wohlberg is supposedly #18 after not even appearing on last year’s list; he’s the incoming president of the RA, but so what?

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Daniel Webster Is Arguing With The Devil Over My Soul In My Chat Room

Posted on April 16, 2008 by Luke Ford

Wholesome fun for the whole family!

xptisgay:  good lord, luke
YourMoralLeader:  yo
xptisgay:  are you butt nekkid?
TIMESUP:  ooooh my tming is perfect lukeee
xptisgay:  luke, have you ever been to cam4.com?
YourMoralLeader:  no
xptisgay:  they do have a few non-sex cams
guest88:  ffs u ever going to shave?
xptisgay:  he’s going to audition for Geico caveman
TIMESUP:  hmmmm our luke is not at all as we he appears
xptisgay:  this guy still doesn’t have a job, right?
YourMoralLeader:  i babysit
xptisgay:  fair enough
xptisgay:  I was a bum for years myself
guest88:  needs to tidy his room
TIMESUP:   yeah what age group
xptisgay:  my sister is a maid, I could send her over
YourMoralLeader:  can we xchange services?
TIMESUP:   senior r junour
xptisgay:  that would be up to her, I guess
TIMESUP:  him her
xptisgay:  you might have to put up a few hundred for airfare
guest88:  u got the wet hair look going on Luke?
TIMESUP:  jesus thats enough rising luke boy
xptisgay:  luke rising
TIMESUP:   gee darlin hes sweatin
xptisgay:  luke, I was trying to find an ass shot of Vannessa Del Rio
xptisgay:  would you have one handy?
TIMESUP:   choking
guest88:  whata the signifigance of the little hat on ya head luke, why do u wear it?
xptisgay:  I tried to take my gf in college to a Vennesa Del Rio appearance, but she chickened out at the door of the XXX theatre
guest88:  yes i know that but why do they wear them?
xptisgay:  it only matters to the Turks
xptisgay:  kosher pizza?
guest88:  spunk rag?
xptisgay:  repeat please
xptisgay:  there is a kosjher pizza joint in Chicago
xptisgay:  maybe moore
xptisgay:  jez
xptisgay:  can I say that?
guest88:  it appears u can lol
xptisgay:  this Jewish girl got mad at me because I referred to Jesus of Naz as Jesus Christ
xptisgay:  goddam Hellinized b**ch
guest88:  mr webster
DanielWebster:  I have come to advocate for the soul of Luke Ford
xptisgay:  you are getting into the Bananarama lately
guest88:  where u been last few days luke?
DanielWebster:  When Satan arrives in this chat room, I will present my case.
xptisgay:  get any good stock picks late, Luke?
xptisgay:  IBM was up big after-hours
guest88:  webby u a weirdo?
DanielWebster:  "88" is a curious appellation
xptisgay:  it’s random, I think
DanielWebster:  I know that certain extremist groups use it to stand for the letters "HH"
xptisgay:  not HH unless he changed it to that
guest88:  u flirting with me?
xptisgay:  oh sure
DanielWebster:  But that does not preclude innocent use of it.
xptisgay:  88 keys in a piano too
xptisgay:  sure
TIMESUP:   the oiche ( NIGHT ) surely brings out the weeeros..
TIMESUP:  LOL
TIMESUP:  LOL
xptisgay:  I was b**ching out some guy on YouTube who has it in his handle
xptisgay:  he was a silly savage
DanielWebster:  Has Satan quit?
xptisgay:  Satan is at Happy Hour
DanielWebster:  Has his Succubus abandoned her mission?
DanielWebster:  I saw many a mitzvah tank today.
DanielWebster:  What is there Pico-Robertson?
xptisgay:  upscale Jews?
xptisgay:  or Orthodox
YourMoralLeader:  Torah Jews, savage
DanielWebster:  Upscale, God-fearing.
xptisgay:  I don’t know much about LA Jewry
xptisgay:  rich ones are in Highland Park
DanielWebster:  Jews who mix money and Maimonides
DanielWebster:  Where do your poor Jews live?
xptisgay:  also in Hyde Park
User guest88 changed their name to WELDHDRAGON.
DanielWebster:  Hyde Park is surrounded by savages.
xptisgay:  orthodox are in west rogers park
DanielWebster:  I see in this man Luke a poor Jew.
xptisgay:  yeah, but he’s a convery
DanielWebster:  But a man who is rich in social connections: friends, family, etc.
xptisgay:  Luke would live in Hyde Park for sure
DanielWebster:  Hyde Park is not inviting.
xptisgay:  there aren’t too many aussies in Chicago
YourMoralLeader:  where are there lots of black people in chicago?
guest92:  lincoln park is nicer
xptisgay:  I must be stones spelling like that
xptisgay:  I am from Lincoln Park originally
DanielWebster:  South Side, West Side
xptisgay:  but from the Richard Speck era
DanielWebster:  All around the town
YourMoralLeader:  South Side is how I roll
xptisgay:  that’s where I am
xptisgay:  I’ll meet you for chicken and waffles
DanielWebster:  Once, the sons of Abraham ruled the South Side of Chicago.  This was the time of Leopold and Loeb
DanielWebster:  Then came the great migration
xptisgay:  and the Italians
TIMESUP:  I GUESS LUKEY YOUR HOLDING A  DATING SITE NOW   WHOA
xptisgay:  the Chinese are taking over
WELSHDRAGON:  WELSH?
DanielWebster:  Chinese?  Which neighborhoods?
xptisgay:  Chinatown, oddly enough
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xptisgay:  but moving into Armour Square, Bridgeport, etc.
TIMESUP:  WHAT TIME IS IT IN LA ?
DanielWebster:  China is absorbing the world.
xptisgay:  buying a lot of proprty
xptisgay:  those suckers will buy anything
DanielWebster:  From Russia to American, their tight family structure and genetics are overrunning the rest of the world.
xptisgay:  crap townhouses built against the 24/7 railroad tracks
DanielWebster:  Mister Ford, it seems that the menace has receded.
xptisgay:  luke, where do you live?
DanielWebster:  But Satan often chooses not to quit.
User TIMESUP changed their name to FBI.
xptisgay:  in the valley?
xptisgay:  I used to live in Burbank
FBI:  MLMASO
xptisgay:  I’m glad that the Mexicans chased out the white trash
xptisgay:  ever been to Hughes Market?
FBI:  ERASES THE THE DARK CLOUD
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xptisgay:  did you ever see J. Edgar Hoover in a dress?
User DanielWebster left the room.
FBI:  ASS…………………………….
xptisgay:  the social event of the week in Burbank used to be the latest episode of Dukes of Hazzard
DanielWebster:  I see that draught in Australia is causing the price or rice to rice across the globe.
xptisgay:  I’m familiar with spelling
xptisgay:  rice used to be a dead contract at the Chicago Board of Trade
FBI:  SPEAK AGAIN
DanielWebster:  drought
xptisgay:  you could buy a rice seat for $300
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xptisgay:  used to trade in new Orleans
FBI:  I DONT GIVE A DAMM….
DanielWebster:  Have you completed the cleansing operations that your faith requires, Mr. Ford?
YourMoralLeader:  tomorrow
xptisgay:  FBI, you might learn something
DanielWebster:  When does your holiday commence?
YourMoralLeader:  Hi Nina
NinaHartly:  hi Luke
xptisgay:  wow
NinaHartly:  how are you
DanielWebster:  Nina Hartly, I know about you
xptisgay:  Ashley Blue will be here soon
FBI:   HES PART OF……..
DanielWebster:  Years ago, I read the interview you gave to that rag
NinaHartly:  I’m naked right now
xptisgay:  cool, I’m wearing socks
NinaHartly:  I’m wearing shoes and a hat
xptisgay:  like that Frog on UPN
xptisgay:  altho I don’t think that he had shoes
NinaHartly:  Luke, do you remeber my movie Wet Pink
NinaHartly: can you get me to speak in your orthodox temple
NinaHartly: I posed the info about when I spoke at a different temple
NinaHartly: there was a jewish jornal article
NinaHartly: did you click on that link
NinaHartly: can you talk to your connections and get em to speak at the temple you go to
YourMoralLeader: no
NinaHartly: can you plull the strings so no one will you know you arranged it
NinaHartly: I think the orthodox have a lot to learn from me speaking at their temple
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:  lukester .. what up homey!
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:  the hair .. one word — comb!
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:  ok .. two words .. comb and brush
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:  and the beard … have you ever heard of the "don johnson trimmer" they were really popular when Miami Vice was hot!
guest96:  I didn’t think Orthodox Jews believed in heaven
guest62:  Only hell
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:  btw.. in other news .. LA mag will printing a correction about that fluff Mirthala story .. they got a lot wrong in the story . but hey it was a fluff piece .. so they don’t care…
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:  call me if you want the deets ..
guest62:  I daven twice as hard
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:  I got to bloggerelbow.com!
YourMoralLeader:  what’s your # mirtha?
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:  sorry only tony knows that
YourMoralLeader:  call me!
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez:  ok .. but first I must find you the "don johnson" trimmer pic (this is true!)
guest62:  Sandra Tsing Lo has an interesting piece on public schools in the Atlantic Monthly
guest62:  But she tastes not the glory of blogging.
guest62:  Also, these goyim shave off all their hair down there as well.

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Trying To Destroy A Cantor With Compromising Pictures

Posted on April 16, 2008 by Luke Ford

This happens to me all the time. My enemies send me enticing young women who try to lure me into all sorts of compromising positions but my religious faith makes me impervious to all challenges.

I am all too keenly aware that one compromising photo and my career as a moral leader will be over.

Unfortunately, not all are as strong as me.

Here’s the story from Haaretz. I don’t have the time to translate it in full for you. In essence, and oh how it makes me sad to see Jews doing these naughty things to one another, a bloke by the name of Yisrael Rand tried to destroy the greatest cantor of our time (a great guy) by sending a girl pretending to be a student with questions and then taking lots of compromising pictures.

Normally I wouldn’t publish such a sexually charged article on my staid and pristine web site, but I’ve been hitting the maneshevitz this afternoon and saying what the hell, it’s only a blog post.

Here’s the story in English:

Cantor Israel Rand is suspected of sending a woman to entrap the cantor of Jerusalem’s Great Synagogue, Naftali Hershtik, in an attempt to have him removed from his job.

According to the suspicions, Rand recruited the young woman and recorded an intimate meeting between her and the married Hershtik in a Tel Aviv hotel room. Rand then sent pictures of the two along with an anonymous letter demanding Hershtik be fired.

A Channel 10 news report by Baruch Kra on Tuesday revealed the text of the letter sent by Rand, the cantor of the main synagogue of Ramat Gan, and the owner of a cantorial school that competes with a similar one run by Hershtik.

It has been brought to our attention the matter of an affair between the cantor of the Great Synagogue, Naftali Hershtik, and a young woman," the letter said. "We have also received pictures and recordings where Cantor Hershtik is heard and seen … If the situation of nothing being done and no clear steps taken in the matter continues, we will no longer be able to continue our silence, and will certainly keep away from the synagogue. It is unthinkable that a cantor who commits such acts can serve as a the representative of the public."

The letter was addressed to the vice-president of the Great Synagogue, Zeli Yafe. As a result of the letter, it was decided that Hershtik could no longer serve as cantor, and a letter to that effect was sent to him in February.

Yafe told the reporter that it was decided to keep the matter totally secret to protect the honor of both the synagogue and Hershtik.

Hershtik’s daughter, Hannah Zikel, called the sending of the young woman to entice her father and the distribution of the pictures a "disgusting plot."

At the same time the synagogue’s senior officials were examining the matter, the police’s international crimes unit opened an investigation and discovered Rand’s part in the affair. He told investigators how he hired the woman, who pretended to be a musicology student. She arranged to meet Hershtik in the hotel room, which had been outfitted with cameras.

 

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Bad Luck

Posted on April 16, 2008 by Luke Ford

An acquaintance of mine in the industry had his 14-year old daughter die from a cocaine overdose. Her friends were snorting coke to lose weight. She went a little too far.

The other day, his $50,000 car was stolen when he popped into the store.

He’d forgotten to insure it.

The car hasn’t been found. He’s got to keep making payments on it.

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Cindi’s Naked Truth

Posted on April 16, 2008 by Luke Ford

She writes from Florida:

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Luke and I have known each other for more than 8 years. That’s a long time to stay friends with someone in the porn biz. Especially someone as controversial as Luke Ford. But for some reason, we clicked from the moment we talked, and even more when we met in person. The first time I went to an industry event was out to LA for the Freedom of Speech Awards. I met Luke there and sat with him. I instantly thought he was hot looking and funny and quirky. I still think that about him. I wrote for various sites that Luke ran through the years, sometimes for pay, sometime for love.

Luke, while tearing up many porn people, sometimes even his best friends, always had my back. He never trashed me. He never broke a confidence. And when he wrote something about me once, ( I don’t even remember what it was now) that I didn’t like and I told him I was upset about it, he took it down. He gave me exclusive interviews on his love story with Holly Randall ( So did she !) AFTER they broke up. There has just always been a good back and forth between me and Luke, sometimes we even got a little snippy with each other, but it never lasted long.

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So many people warned me about Luke over the last decade, (and I know they meant well), that it’s gotten to be funny to me. “Watch out for him.” “He’ll act like he likes you and then blow you up all over his site.” “Don’t be seen with him or stars won’t do interviews with you.” “Don’t tell people you are friends with Luke. You will ruin your nice girl reputation.” Well it hasn’t happened yet, and since Luke left porn more then a year ago now, I guess it won’t now. (Of course he hasn’t finished his autobiography yet, I might get a sentence in there about me, lol)

So anyway, on to today. I IM’d Luke when I saw that he was on and he gave me a link which I clicked on. It was his web-cam chat room! You could see and talk to Luke live for only ten cents a minute! Just kidding, it’s free. So I chatted and laughed with Luke and the other peeps in the room. It was fun, and funny and wonderful to see Luke’s face. He even smiled and laughed a few times. There didn’t seem to be as many smiles when he was in porn. He seems happier. I’m glad. I’m also hooked and will be “appearing”, lol in his chat room often. Check it out for yourself. Even if you don’t feel like talking about the torah, it’s cool to see Luke with a beard and mustache, and see where he lives and what a mess it is, lol. And he can be your moral leader if you need one, just ask! Luke- love ya!

http://yourmoralleader.camstreams.com/

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Chabadniks Celebrate Rebbe’s 106th Birthday

Posted on April 16, 2008 by Luke Ford

Satmarer Chasid emails:

Last night the Chabadsker Meshichisten made a "Birthday Party" for their Rebbe’s (in his grave since 5754) 106th birthday!
 
The arrogant Lubavitcher Shliach, and Askan, Rabbi Sholom Kalmonson, Shliach in Cincinnati Ohio, speaks at the Yud Alef Nissan farbrengen in 770 Eastern Parkway, Lubavitch Headquarters, saying with Chutzpah:
 
"If not for the LUBAVITCH Rebbe there would be no Yiddishkeit in America today."
 
He also claims with Chutzpah that Lubavitch is always "in the lead" and anyone who speaks of moshiach today is only copying Lubavitch who "invented the concept" of eminah in moshiach.
 
He is from the meshigine meshichisten who is telling the oilem mussar that they are not believing enough in their rebbe that he is moshiach for real!
 
Watch this video [from 770Live.com]. I find it very funny, amusing and chutzpadik for chabadsker to talk like this.

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Painful Truths About Molestation

Posted on April 16, 2008 by Luke Ford

Baltimore Jewish Times publisher Andrew A. Buerger writes March 21, 2008:

Some Catholic archdioceses even filed for bankruptcy when facing similar lawsuits.

Despite having had some employees ruin children’s lives, the Catholic Church’s lobbying arm has waged an ugly campaign to prevent the Maryland legislature from extending a child sex abuse victim’s right to sue past the age of 25. Many victims are afraid to come forward before then. But some in the Church seem more concerned with saving assets than souls. Money was saved in this amoral victory, but it’s not over; more bankruptcies are to come –– beyond the already moral bankruptcy.

The Jewish community isn’t much better. We remain in denial. Blame the Baltimore Jewish Times, blame the victims; do nothing about legislation to help our kids. In the end, we will be destroying Torah.

Many victims are understandably upset with the slow pace of change. Some are even upset with us for not more aggressively going after alleged perpetrators.

However, like any respected news organization, we follow a code missing from many rants on the blogosphere. We are working hard to ferret out the truth. We won’t run a story without solid testimony from credible sources.

Yet, we know many are afraid to come forward because, as we’ve seen with the Catholic Church, there is a public price to pay.

We are working on several stories regarding alleged perpetrators, but we will not print them without a thorough investigation. In that regard, we’re no different from the Boston Globe covering the priests’ sexual abuse story for the last eight years.

We live by the same journalistic code. We won’t rush. We won’t be intimidated by allegedly pious leaders. And we won’t stop printing the truth.

Sean Caine, Director of Communications, Archdiocese of Baltimore, responds April 11:

Statements made by Publisher Andrew A. Buerger in his March 21 column “Painful Truths” were highly offensive to Catholics. Our obvious differences of opinion on this critically important issue do not justify objectionable name-calling or the Archdiocese was never called to respond.

We would have shared the following about the latest attempt to change Maryland law by out-of-state trial lawyers who have grown rich suing the Catholic Church. The legislation:

• Would have done nothing to help children. It contained no child protection measures and no provisions to toughen criminal penalties;

• Was unfair because it would have forced churches of today to pay millions of dollars for incidents that are alleged to have occurred decades ago. It would have changed our legal system to retroactively permit claims regardless of how long ago they are alleged to have occurred;

• Would have financially devastated the Archdiocese, our parishes and ministries. Payments in connection with child sexual abuse claims against the Catholic Church already total nearly $1.8 billion, with trial lawyers taking some 40 percent ($720 million). Six dioceses have filed for bankruptcy, and countless good works of the Church have been hurt or altogether abandoned;

• And would have treated the Catholic Church differently than public organizations. Government agencies, including public schools, are afforded many more protections against civil suits than private institutions. The proposed legislation would not have altered the existing special time deadlines and damages caps that apply only to government entities.

The Archdiocese of Baltimore has long been committed to protecting children and to assisting those harmed through abuse. The Church has apologized to victims and has dedicated millions to counseling and other assistance for victims and their families, and to child protection efforts, including mandatory background checks for employees and volunteers.

The Church has a responsibility to inform Catholics about legislation that would unfairly and unnecessarily devastate the enormous good work done today by its priests, employees and volunteers. To call the Church “morally bankrupt” and to refer to this education effort as an “an ugly campaign” without asking the Archdiocese about its concerns was irresponsible, misleading and offensive.

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Call Girls at Nursing Home Fuel Debate in Denmark

Posted on April 16, 2008 by Luke Ford

By Christian Wienberg

April 16 (Bloomberg) — When a male resident at Kildegaarden nursing home in Denmark made an indecent sexual proposal to a member of the staff, the home’s director, Inger Marie Kristensen, told a nurse to telephone for a prostitute.

“There was a considerable change in his demeanor after the escort girl had paid him a visit,” Kristensen said in an interview. “We do this for our clients just as we offer them other services that they need as human beings.”

Kildegaarden, located 100 miles (160 kilometers) west of Copenhagen in Skanderborg, has about 100 residents, including victims of Alzheimer’s disease and strokes. Nurses arranged visits by call girls three times in the past three years.

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