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I’ll Rock You Like A Hurricane On My Cam!
Are you ready baby? Here I am. Rock you like a hurricane. Come on, come on, come on. It’s early morning The sun comes out Last night was shaking And pretty loud My cat is purring And scratches my skin … Continue reading
Amalek Warns About The Shiksa Menace
Chaim writes: Years ago I sought to shield you from the menace to your neshama (Jewish soul) of having all of these women with loose morals around your home and places of business. You partook of their honey pots, but … Continue reading
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Tagged abode, backsliding, doctors, flesh, Hollywood, hollywood executives, honey pots, jewish soul, Jews, Judaism, law firms, loneliness, loose morals, own eyes, shiksas, sting, suitable mate, Torah, torso, virtue
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Bulletin: Spitzer Rescinds Resignation
"I’m not going to take this lying down," Governor Spritzer said in resolute tone. "I have a history of ‘standing up’ for things that I value, like $5,000-an-hour prostitutes," the governor unabashedly explained. (Yisroel Pensack) Here are more Eliot Spitzer … Continue reading
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Tagged amber, conan o brien, david letterman, Eliot Spitzer, FBI, Hillary Clinton, holy cow, hooker, hookers, jay leno, jokes, knees, prostitutes, prostitution ring, resignation, scandal, soliciting a prostitute, state of new york, sting, wiretap
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