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Daily Archives: April 23, 2008
I’m Used To Keeping The People In My Life In Separate Compartments
I’ve never been one who wants to bring most of his friends together. I have friends in Orthodox Judaism. I have friends who are secular writers. I have exes. I have squeezes. I have dolls. I have playmates. I have … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged backup singer, ball of fury, chat room, conversion to judaism, def leppard, Emma, jewish men, money, nbsp, new york dolls, onan, orthodox judaism, pets, playmates, queen bee, stooges, synthesis, Torah, youknow
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Which woman will be the first to invite Luke’s jackbooted Aryan sperm into her uterus?
Join the fun: palestine4ever: I do notice he’s changing shirts more often. Emma: The less a girl knows him? ChaimAmalek: Luke knows that he can use a petroleum based lubricant on his condoms, thereby assuring their failure during coitus palestine4ever: … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged arafat, attractive women, cat stevens, condoms, converts to islam, famous converts to islam, Holly Randall, important things, Judaism, lol, lubricant, manhood, march of time, ovum, oy, queen noor, semite, sperm, Torah, uterus
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Disturbing Dreams
HollyRandall: i had the most disturbing dream about you last night Luzdedos1: tell me more HollyRandall: i dreamt i was pregnant with your child Luzdedos1: hehe, why was that disturbing? HollyRandall: are you kidding? HollyRandall: well first of all i … Continue reading
Beyonce Four Months Pregnant
According to Wikipedia: Beyoncé Giselle Knowles (pronounced /bi??n?se?/;[1] born September 4, 1981), commonly known as Beyoncé, is an American R&B singer-songwriter, record producer, and actress. Born and raised in Houston, Texas, she enrolled in various performing arts school there, and … Continue reading
Posted in Gossip
Tagged albums of the year, b girl, b singer, beautiful liar, beyonc, commerc, commercial successes, debut solo album, destiny s child, dreamgirls soundtrack, female group, golden globe award, golden globe award nominations, hollywood films, lineup changes, love quot, musical endeavors, musical film, pink panther, singer songwriter
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