I’m A Shark With The Ladies

I’d like to think of myself as a ruthless exploiter of the fairer sex.

It helps my self-esteem and my street cred in Pico/Robertson.

Sheesh, whenever I speak to a damsel for five minutes in a public place, the poor lass gets warned about me.

I’m a shark!

Anyway, I’m a shark with his car in the shop. Anyone in Pico/Robertson who wants to give me a ride for two miles west on Pico Blvd Wednesday 10:30 am to Fox, let me know. I’ll give you a souvenir tooth and a place in the world to come.

I learned a new prayer in chat this morning: "May salvation arise from heaven — grace, kindness, compassion, long life, abundant sustenance, heavenly assistance, physical health, lofty vision, living and surviving offspring, offspring who will neither interrupt nor cease from the words of the Torah."

I’ll let you know how it works for me.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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