YourMoralLeader: hi gina
Gina: Hey Honey!
YourMoralLeader: how are you?
Gina: Thank the good lord….
YourMoralLeader: B"H
YourMoralLeader: see the play MODERN ORTHODOX?
Gina: 1 and the same!
Gina: Yup a while ago
YourMoralLeader: B"H
YourMoralLeader: what did you think?
Gina: did you write it?
Gina: I’m Jewish… a ? with a ?
YourMoralLeader: no
YourMoralLeader: i’d give it a 6out of 10
Gina: molly ringwald was in the version I saw
Gina: I’d give it a 5
YourMoralLeader: http://www.lukeford.net/archives/updates/080316.htm
YourMoralLeader: check out the dark chick on top, she’s hilarious
YourMoralLeader: these are my interviews from 1995
YourMoralLeader: back when i was scoring at aish
YourMoralLeader: B"H
Gina: scoring what???
Gina: link not working
YourMoralLeader: link works for me
YourMoralLeader: with the ladies
YourMoralLeader: B"H
YourMoralLeader: have to make a video, be back in 12 mins
Gina: B"H its working for me now too B"H
Gina: Heimlich!!!
YourMoralLeader: sorry
YourMoralLeader: i’m back
YourMoralLeader: I almost died there
YourMoralLeader: choking on my peanut butter on raisin bread toast
YourMoralLeader: oy ve
YourMoralLeader: died on my cam
YourMoralLeader: for your sins!
YourMoralLeader: I was taking a podcast, slapping on contact info on a screen, and making one of my amazing videos
Gina: Glad you’r OK B"H
Gina: next time make a brocha!!!
YourMoralLeader: oy
YourMoralLeader: yes
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Gina: then I can say amen brother
YourMoralLeader: for grapes?
Gina: of wrath
Gina: yesterdays orange looked juicier
Gina: seedless I hope
YourMoralLeader: hey aussie
AussieGirl: hi how are you
YourMoralLeader: so what did you guys eat last?
YourMoralLeader: praise g-d
Gina: chinese
AussieGirl: soup for lunch
YourMoralLeader: Let’s talk about me
YourMoralLeader: how’s aussie cricket?
AussieGirl: we lost
AussieGirl: to india
YourMoralLeader: oy
YourMoralLeader: such a shanda
AussieGirl: what are u eating
YourMoralLeader: no fear of the white man
YourMoralLeader: grapes
YourMoralLeader: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIfEb6rPrdE
YourMoralLeader: me from 1995, creepy!
AussieGirl: okkkk
YourMoralLeader: is everyone keeping up with the torrid pace in here?
YourMoralLeader: i can slow down if you like?
Gina: I like it slow
YourMoralLeader: what’s the most horribly funny thing anyone has said to you/done to you recently?
YourMoralLeader: For the ladies, are you attracted to men who drive fast close to cliffs? and blow hot and cold in their courting? do you love that torture?
KhunDiddy: I’m thinking
KhunDiddy: blow hot and cold
YourMoralLeader: Khun, how many ladies have you slept with in your life and how many were hookers?
YourMoralLeader: and how many students?
KhunDiddy: I pass on the hooker ? about 70 ladies…maybe more and the worst I ever had was wonderful
KhunDiddy: students…I slept with students when that was still Ok to do without getting fired
YourMoralLeader: come on ladies, give me some action in here!
KhunDiddy: Luke why were you a virgin until you were 22?
YourMoralLeader: because I was a loser and awkward and scared
KhunDiddy: were you shy?
YourMoralLeader: and very moral
KhunDiddy: scared?
YourMoralLeader: about some things
KhunDiddy: you were SHY?
KhunDiddy: did any ladies want to sleep with you because let’s face it, you were very handsome in your youth (in a gay sort of way)
YourMoralLeader: I had vaginaphobia
YourMoralLeader: mayb esome did, but I was dense
Gina: I really gotta get a life!
KhunDiddy: too dense to want some poon tang when all your harmones were firing on all cylinders?
YourMoralLeader: I was scared
YourMoralLeader: I didn’
YourMoralLeader: t connect well
YourMoralLeader: Anyone in here read THE GAME by neil strauss?
KhunDiddy: Luke would you make love to Linda McCartney or would her stump
KhunDiddy: turn you off
AussieGirl: wow whats with the utube vids
YourMoralLeader: i’d be scared she’d want half of my assets
YourMoralLeader: you like aussie?
AussieGirl: what are they
KhunDiddy: Anyone in here read THE GAME by neil strauss? NOT ME any good?
YourMoralLeader: interviews from 1995
YourMoralLeader: for learning about women
YourMoralLeader: and what they want
Curious: You look well, Luke. How is your erectile dysfunction, if I may ask?
KhunDiddy: Curious…Luke wouldn’t boff Linda McCartney
YourMoralLeader: Much better
YourMoralLeader: I would Linda, if she’d convert to Orthodox Judaism
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KhunDiddy: and she’s worth 50 mil…I’d do Paul for half of that
Curious: Luke, she is worth millions (albeit ill gotten)
KhunDiddy: does the STUMP thing turn you off?
Aussie: i thought linda was dead
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KhunDiddy: just tuck it over your shoulder
KhunDiddy: after all Paul seemed to enjoy the stump thing
KhunDiddy: You’re right Aussie..wrong wife
KhunDiddy: do you floss in front of your Jewess’?
YourMoralLeader: I dont think I’d have a problem with a stump
KhunDiddy: Groady dude
Aussie: its heather
YourMoralLeader: if I loved her
Aussie: heather mills
Curious: would you use a condom?
Curious: Baby = $$$$$$$$$$$$$
YourMoralLeader: I’d have to ask my rabbi
KhunDiddy: Heather thank you…Aussie, would you do Heather for some of that 50 mil?
YourMoralLeader: this cam is about authenticity
Aussie: np khun
KhunDiddy: did you guys see Luke’s Plumber’s Crack when he got up?
Aussie: showin crack there
KhunDiddy: what the hell are you wearing?
Curious: How much $$ would it take to gain your endorsement of Levitra?
Aussie: lmao
KhunDiddy: it’s hlfway down the back of your ass
Aussie: lmao
KhunDiddy: pull it up for Christ sake
Curious: That was his black thong underwear people!
YourMoralLeader: I like to stay loose
Aussie: lukes drugs
Aussie: crack
Gina: comando!!
Curious: Luke would it be fair to call you the Australian Borat?
KhunDiddy: Jeeeeez! no wonder your alone…dress like a slob..flossing the teeth Oy Gevalt
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Gina: Say No To Crack!
Aussie: nooooo crack
KhunDiddy: now he’s beating his chest like a deranged Jew
Gina: Al Chait
Aussie: lol
KhunDiddy: Crack Kills
Gina: Those are his brains on crack
Aussie: stay away from crack kids
KhunDiddy: How many women her find Luke attrractive?
YourMoralLeader: i need two more to make a minyan for mincha/maariv
KhunDiddy: Homos can’t vote
Gina: I’m attracted to his crack 🙂
Aussie: well after a few beers
Gina: Its all about you Luke (and your crack)
KhunDiddy: I think think Heather Mc Cartney would like to stick her stump leg up and down Luke’s crack…while he flosses his teeth
Gina: and eating grapes
KhunDiddy: Kinky eh!
Aussie: lmao
KhunDiddy: hahahaaaaaa
Gina: thats a vision I won’t get out of my head…
KhunDiddy: hahaaaa
Aussie: whats with the cam
Aussie: ur making me sea sick
Gina: its cracked
Aussie: hehe so has he
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Aussie: sounds like hes on crack now
YourMoralLeader: I’m about to work out
Gina: ewwww more crack!!
Aussie: can we watch
KhunDiddy: work out?
YourMoralLeader: i’ve got tennis elbow from too much blogging
guest46: lol..
Gina: daylight savings
Aussie: ahemmmm blogging………
guest46: u mean scrolling?
guest46: ;D
Aussie: lol
guest46: i dotn like this view,,,
Aussie: im scared
Gina: Luke’s making kiddush!!
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Gina: crack alert… beware
Aussie: lmao
Aussie: i dont want to see it again
DKS: ok bye
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Aussie: ahhhh i know this game ….guesss what im singing
Aussie: awwww give us a clue luke
Gina: my hearing aid needs tunning
Aussie: hey hes a clone ….look no belly button
Gina: inni or outi
Aussie: lol
Aussie: alian
Aussie: ahhhh im scared again
Gina: be very afraid
Aussie: whaaaa hahahahahahaha
YourMoralLeader: good show?
Aussie: yeah its great ty
YourMoralLeader: what would you like me to sing?
Aussie: ummmm we cant hear u
RabbiGadolofManhattan: Meine Stetelle Belz
Gina: I’ll never be able to drink kedem grape juice again
Gina: like a virgin
Aussie: what with the noise luke
guest48: can you hear me major tom?
RabbiGadolofManhattan: Too lazy to fix things. that’s why he is poor
RabbiGadolofManhattan: Indolence
Aussie: ahhhh i c
RabbiGadolofManhattan: Getting by on looks
RabbiGadolofManhattan: Same as me
Aussie: lol
Gina: and a cute belly button
cuntpunt: AAWWEE CAM IS OFFLINE, WHY?
guest42: yep
RabbiGadolofManhattan: Let’s all sing a song: Az ikh tu mir dermonenMayne kindershe yorn,Punkt vi a kholemZet dos mir oys.Vi zet oys dos hayzele,Vos hot amol geglantzt,Tzi vakst nokh dos beymele,Vos ikh hob farflantzt?
Aussie: just went off
Aussie: u missed the workout
RabbiGadolofManhattan: None of you knows what goes on when those lights go down
RabbiGadolofManhattan: Where are you folks from? Iowa? Poland?
YourMoralLeader: I wanna go west
MajorTom: major tom to ground control
Gina: go west young man
GroundControl: yes major tom
RabbiGadolofManhattan: Pa is a fine state, one which likely will revivify the presidential aspirations of Hillary Clinton
cuntpunt: lol
MajorTom: how much farthe west can you go YML?
Gina: don’t give up your day job
RabbiGadolofManhattan: Better her than Obama and his favorite pastor
GroundControl: he’s in lift off position?
GroundControl: Gforce is in control now
MajorTom: I hope he has enouph fuel
Gina: cholent power
GroundControl: GForce is flaring his nostrils
MajorTom: a sign of agresion innit?
GroundControl: got ME
GroundControl: thought it was rudimentary to mating
MajorTom: thats penis contro Groundcontrol
RabbiGadolofManhattan: **twiddles thumbs**
GroundControl: oh
GroundControl: toilet paper is within reach.. good thing
Gina: so is cocoa krispies
MajorTom: you have to have paper
GroundControl: space good
RabbiGadolofManhattan: Enablers, all of us
GroundControl: indeed
GroundControl: what’s hanging outta the back of his chorts?
MajorTom: massive spuage
GroundControl: space suit leaked?
cuntpunt: whats with the TP on the floor
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GroundControl: luke.. are you in a maintenance closet?
PastorWrightXXX: So this is what Amerikkka has come to.
PastorWrightXXX: Some master race
Gina: grape juice and cocoa krispies…..
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Obamaisaracist: love that you broke the story that I saw first about Obama’s preacher and "Israel" today Luke
Obamaisaracist: I knew it was coming
Obamaisaracist: next it will be "The Jews"
Obamaisaracist: there’s got to be something about that soon
Obamaisaracist: the media is just now going through this guy’s tapes
Obamaisaracist: I’ve posted that link everywhere
Obamaisaracist: I wonder if any jews like geffen, etc are still contributing to obama? geffen, soros, etc
Obamaisaracist: and what about scarlett johannson? she "loves" obama, still?
cuntpunt: were you smoking anything tonight Luke?
