‘The Torah’s Antipathy To Equality’

Dennis Prager was asked to contribute to a men’s commentary on the Torah. His essay is on the Torah’s antipathy to equality. For instance, the doctrine of choseness (that the Jews are God’s chosen people) is contrary to equality.

Listen to Dennis 30 minutes into this show.

Dennis Prager writes:

Americans seem mesmerized by the word "change." And, by golly, they sure got it last week from the California Supreme Court. It is difficult to imagine a single social change greater than redefining marriage from opposite sex to include members of the same sex.

Nothing imaginable — leftward or rightward — would constitute as radical a change in the way society is structured as this redefining of marriage for the first time in history: Not another Prohibition, not government taking over all health care, not changing all public education to private schools, not America leaving the United Nations, not rescinding the income tax and replacing it with a consumption tax. Nothing.



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Unless California voters amend the California Constitution or Congress amends the U.S. Constitution, four justices of the California Supreme Court will have changed American society more than any four individuals since Washington, Jefferson, Adams and Madison.

And what is particularly amazing is that virtually none of those who support this decision — let alone the four compassionate justices — acknowledge this. The mantra of the supporters of this sea change in society is that it’s no big deal. Hey, it doesn’t affect any heterosexuals’ marriage, so what’s the problem?

This lack of acknowledgment — or even awareness — of how society-changing is this redefinition of marriage is one reason the decision was made. To the four compassionate ones — and their millions of compassionate supporters — allowing same-sex marriage is nothing more than what courts did to end legal bans on interracial marriage. The justices and their supporters know not what they did. They think that all they did was extend a "right" that had been unfairly denied to gays.

Another reason for this decision is arrogance. First, the arrogance of four individuals to impose their understanding of what is right and wrong on the rest of society. And second is the arrogance of the four compassionate ones in assuming that all thinkers, theologians, philosophers, religions and moral systems in history were wrong, while they and their supporters have seen a moral light never seen before. Not a single religion or moral philosophical system — East or West — since antiquity ever defined marriage as between members of the same sex.

That is one reason the argument that this decision is the same as courts undoing legal bans on marriages between races is false. No major religion — not Judaism, not Christianity, not Islam, not Buddhism — ever banned interracial marriage. Some religions have banned marriages with members of other religions. But since these religions allowed anyone of any race to convert, i.e., become a member of that religion, the race or ethnicity of individuals never mattered with regard to marriage. American bans on interracial marriages were not supported by any major religious or moral system; those bans were immoral aberrations, no matter how many religious individuals may have supported them. Justices who overthrew bans on interracial marriages, therefore, had virtually every moral and religious value system since ancient times on their side. But justices who overthrow the ban on same-sex marriage have nothing other their hubris and their notions of compassion on their side.

Since the secular age began, the notion that one should look to religion — or to any past wisdom — for one’s values has died. Thus, the modern attempts to undo the Judeo-Christian value system as the basis of America’s values, and to disparage the Founders as essentially morally flawed individuals (They allowed slavery, didn’t they?). The modern secular liberal knows that he is not only morally superior to conservatives; he is morally superior to virtually everyone who ever lived before him.

Which leads to a third reason such a sea change could be so cavalierly imposed by four individuals — the modern supplanting of wisdom with compassion as the supreme guide in forming society’s values and laws. Just as for religious fundamentalists, "the Bible says" ends discussion, for liberal fundamentalists, "compassion says" ends discussion.

If this verdict stands, society as we have known it will change. The California Supreme Court and its millions of supporters are playing with fire. And it will eventually burn future generations in ways we can only begin to imagine.

Outside of the privacy of their homes, young girls will be discouraged from imagining one day marrying their prince charming — to do so would be declared "heterosexist," morally equivalent to racist. Rather, they will be told to imagine a prince or a princess. Schoolbooks will not be allowed to describe marriage in male-female ways alone. Little girls will be asked by other girls and by teachers if they want one day to marry a man or a woman.

The sexual confusion that same-sex marriage will create among young people is not fully measurable. Suffice it to say that, contrary to the sexual know-nothings who believe that sexual orientation is fixed from birth and permanent, the fact is that sexual orientation is more of a continuum that ranges from exclusive heterosexuality to exclusive homosexuality. Much of humanity — especially females — can enjoy homosexual sex. It is up to society to channel polymorphous human sexuality into an exclusively heterosexual direction — until now, accomplished through marriage. But that of course is "heterosexism," a bigoted preference for man-woman erotic love, and therefore to be extirpated from society.

Any advocacy of man-woman marriage alone will be regarded morally as hate speech, and shortly thereafter it will be deemed so in law. continued…

From Dennis Prager’s blog:

The Germans had to let a major Taliban figure go. Pathetic. And, scary. You want to know why the US is the world’s policeman? Because there is no one else.

Doctors say they’re sorry for mistakes. Going against legal advice.

Scientist changes his mind on global warming. Big Oil must have gotten to him. But how?

Dennis talks to Philip Bobbitt, Professor of Federal Jurisprudence and the Director of the Center for National Security at Columbia University. He is also Senior Fellow at the Center for International Security and Law at the University of Texas. His latest book is Terror and Consent: The Wars for the Twenty-First Century.

President Bush’s speech to Arab leaders took guts.

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Leah Kleim Live In My Chat Room

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adrianna:  hey lukey
adrianna:  is that the one and only leah kleim there????
LeahKleim:  Yeah thats me
adrianna:  woweee! i love love love ur blog!
LeahKleim:  thanx
adrianna:  i check it every day like 1000 times!
LeahKleim:  its not that interesting
adrianna:  well, not lately i agree! whats up with u??
LeahKleim:  at least i know where my traffic is coming from. now if i could find the other 5 ppl doing that , I would know all my readers
adrianna:  and whats the deal with daily yid, i mean why wud someone admit doing that stuff to anyone???
adrianna:  lol, i think ur enemies wish it was just 5 ppl, not 1000000’s
LeahKleim:  cuz hes a sick ba***rd I guess. why the hell do all the sick rabbis and morons fall in my lap ? such is life, Im there magnet
LeahKleim:  I have enemies ?;)
adrianna:  and he knew he was talking to leah kleim??
LeahKleim:  yes
LeahKleim:  he contacted me, just like the rest of the sickos
adrianna:  well i couldnt think of the right word, maybe not enemies, but as u sed sick f***
adrianna:  do they all think that they’ll be "the one"??!?
LeahKleim:  I dont pay my enemies any attention, to me they are non exsistent
LeahKleim:  yeah they all think there special or something
adrianna:  i think ur blog displays what has happened in this era, if u think about it… as one by one the great leaders who lived in the pre holoacust times died then one by one their heritages crumbled
adrianna:  lubavich, satmar, bobov…
LeahKleim:  there all f’d up big time. the more religious they seem the more demons they have
adrianna:  but the original rebbe’s, the ones who lived thru holocaust, they were great men and great leaders.
SamoverRebbe:  Luke we were discussing why you cannot be the Jewish Martin Luther
SamoverRebbe:  It is your status as convert that prevents you from fully using your analytical abilities to address what ails Judaism
LeahKleim:  he should do it under a different name, some dudes picture from australia
guest169:  only a  true jew can acertain what ails judaisam as they have a better understanding of its history
LeahKleim:  so Luke may be a stranger among us !!!!
guest169:  luke should have been in the movie.  maybe he and melanie griffith could have gotten it on
LeahKleim:  would he break his shomer negianess for her?
guest169:  for her & any women that moves
LeahKleim:  I think he should write about porn in the frum world
LeahKleim:  its an obsession
guest169:  frum men are lousy tippers too
LeahKleim:  I know, I talked to strippers about them, they said they are very cheap
guest169:  & they always leave their tzizis behind
LeahKleim:  they go into strip clubs with yarmulkas payes tzitis and everything
guest169:  & leave with some disease they give to their aishel chayil
guest169:  who has been in the hot humid kitchen making delicious pototao kugel for this ois vorf of a man
LeahKleim:  i know a rabbi in cali who was cheating on his wife, came home looking all oisgef**ked while she was with all the kids. i always wondered if he was using protection.

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Change Your State(s) of Mind: Frederic States Hair Studio

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The Rabbi Is Back

The rabbi is back.
He wants to see you in his office.

The rabbi is back.
He’ll see you now.

The rabbi is back.
"Do you mind dropping your trousers?"

The rabbi is back.
"I’ve never done a hatafat dam before."

The rabbi is back.
"Here’s some tefillin. Good luck."

The (next) rabbi is back.
"Who did your conversion?"

The rabbi is back.
"Perhaps you should see Rabbi Weiss."

The rabbi is back.
"This is the Luke Ford file."

The rabbi is back.
"Did you write this?"

The rabbi is back.
"This shows bad faith."

The rabbi is back.
"I hear you’ve been writing pornography."

The rabbi is back.
"I’m sure it’s all very academic but we can’t have that in our community."

The rabbi is back.
"You’re going to have to choose."

The rabbi is back.
"Good luck."

The (next) rabbi is back.
"I just got a call from Rabbi Union."

The rabbi is back.
"You can imagine how I feel."

The rabbi is back.
"I paid for your tefillin with my own money."

The rabbi is back.
"I brought you into my home for Passover."

The rabbi is back.
"I’ve never heard of Luke Ford."

The rabbi is back.
"I only knew you as Levi Avraham."

The rabbi is back.
"You’re going to have to stay away from the community until you separate yourself from that stuff."

The rabbi is back.
"Good luck."

The (next) rabbi is back.
"We’ll have a meeting."

The rabbi is back.
"There have been complaints about some of the terminology on your site."

The rabbi is back.
"Could you daven somewhere else?"

The (next) rabbi is back.
"There would be an easier way for me to handle this."

The rabbi is back.
"But I don’t want to do that."

The rabbi is back.
"I’m only doing this because I believe in the possibility of spiritual transformation."

The rabbi is back.
"You’re going to have to learn some internal restraint."

The rabbi is back.
"There is certain language that an Orthodox Jew does not use."

The rabbi is back.
"Why do you want to be Orthodox?"

The rabbi is back.
"Don’t tell me now."

The rabbi is back.
"Think about it."

The rabbi is back.
He’ll see me now.

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Chaim Amalek, Leah Kleim Live In My Chatroom

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YourMoralLeader:  what’s new Leah, how’s life with the goyim? when do you return to the hood?
LeahKleim:  life with the goyim sux
LeahKleim:  2 weeks is what Ive been saying for 2 and a half months now
YourMoralLeader:  leah, how many cigs you smoke a day?
LeahKleim:  2 pax, why
LeahKleim:  f**k i need a light brb
Emma:  2 packs of 10 or 20 Leah?
LeahKleim:  20
LeahKleim:  i want to be Emma
YourMoralLeader:  Leah, when ru starting your own live cam?
LeahKleim:  Luke, do you like watching yourself?
LeahKleim:  Im not
YourMoralLeader:  i dont watch, I just work and shine my moral light!
LeahKleim:  oh yes you do!
LeahKleim:  why dont you do internet radio ?
YourMoralLeader:  hmm
LeahKleim:  thats not really the answer I was looking 4
YourMoralLeader:  Leah, how do you get kids to do what you want. such as stay buckled when i drive?
LeahKleim:  cookies
LeahKleim:  hes deep in thought everyone, sit tight hes gonna tell us something huge in a minute
LeahKleim:  you should post this, and title it "a day in the life of jobless bloggers"
YourMoralLeader:  leah, how do the goyim react to you in ur Illinois town?
LeahKleim:  dunno, I dont talk to them
YourMoralLeader:  Do they react primarily to your mind, your soul or your breasts?
LeahKleim:  they do read my blog though so Im sure they all think Im nuts
LeahKleim:  tits and ass
YourMoralLeader:  so shallow
LeahKleim:  yeah, people, what a f**ked up bunch they are
LeahKleim:  to not see past my ass and know THAT I HAVE FEELINGS TOO DAMN IT !!!
LeahKleim:  I need a good cry now
YourMoralLeader:  if you were to be shomer mitzvot, which mitzvos would be hardest for you?
YourMoralLeader:  Leah, I want to help you
LeahKleim:  tznius and shabbos
LeahKleim:  start beating off
YourMoralLeader:  my every act is governed by G-d’s immutable moral law, so I can’t do that, Leah
LeahKleim:  then how would you help ? thats what every rabbi who wants to help me does
LeahKleim:  phone sex !
YourMoralLeader:  what ru reading these days leah? and co?
LeahKleim:  nothing,
YourMoralLeader:  a mind is a terrible thing to waste
YourMoralLeader:  Leah, how great thou art
YourMoralLeader:  Why are you so wonderful?
guest20:  because she turned into emma
guest20:  inspire me luke
YourMoralLeader:  look into my eyes
LeahKleim:  be the moral leader !
YourMoralLeader:  if we could each do one more mitzva, we’d bring moshiach now
LeahKleim:  do you think ppl really want moshiach to come?
YourMoralLeader:  all good jews do
LeahKleim:  I dnt think so
YourMoralLeader:  your heart is cold
YourMoralLeader:  your faith is dead
LeahKleim:  sort of
RoomFiller:  What can revive it?
LeahKleim:  thats why i turned t you
guest20:  luke can
Prop:  Leah, are you a Lukeophile?
LeahKleim:  Its hashgocha protis that he found me
LeahKleim:  I am Luke Ford
guest20:  thought you were emma
LeahKleim:  multiple personality disorder just kicked in and took over
YourMoralLeader:  I’m gonna do a faith healing right now
guest20:  luke inspire her too
LeahKleim:  ok im ready
hancockpark:  good morning all
YourMoralLeader:  Leah, put your hands on your computer, close your eyes, and open your heart
LeahKleim:  heck yeah ! hes helping !
YourMoralLeader:  B"H
LeahKleim:  Big Hooters?
Prop:  Being Hooterlicious is always a plus.
Prop:  The more better-hootered, the more likelihood of ending up on a casting couch.
LeahKleim:  hey its not like Im smart or something, all I got is tits and ass and hell I had to pay for the tits
OccupantOfSpace:  No complaints here.
OccupantOfSpace:  Some of the best tits in life come with a price.
LeahKleim:  but you cant buy brains, that was proven when my parents paid my tuition
YourMoralLeader:  do you feel my healing energy leah?
LeahKleim:  or maybe they just got what they paid for
RoomFiller:  You can buy off teachers…….and therefore substitute………..them for money.
LeahKleim:  yeah im feelin it luke
LeahKleim:  Im naked now, does that mean Im healed?
YourMoralLeader:  yes
YourMoralLeader:  what’s the diff between being with a jewish man and a shaygetz leah?
LeahKleim:  Thank you dear moral leader !
LeahKleim:  Goyim dont have heart
YourMoralLeader:  how so?
LeahKleim:  They just dont, there not very compassionate
LeahKleim:  what do u think ?
YourMoralLeader:  what r the other main differences?
LeahKleim:  they eat bacon
YourMoralLeader:  Well, I was raised a goy, so I don’t see that difference.
YourMoralLeader:  leah, how do you like to be romanced and seduced?
LeahKleim:  I dont, Ive got this huge wall around me
YourMoralLeader:  where are your weak points?
guest42:  you still a virgin there Luke, or have you drained your spuds since I last saw you?
YourMoralLeader:  vulnerabilities
LeahKleim:  Im to trusting
YourMoralLeader:  what’s the road to your heart, leah?
LeahKleim:  its a dead end street
guest42:  hmmm, sounds like my ex
YourMoralLeader:  why leah?
LeahKleim:  scared of love
LeahKleim:  nice ass
guest42:  I told a woman I loved her once…………..and then I came
LeahKleim:  did she swallow
guest42:  leave your wife out of this
YourMoralLeader:  not procreative
LeahKleim:  if we all start drinking right now, is it still considered drinking alone?
LeahKleim:  This use to be the Luke Ford live cam thingy, but hes not saying anything so Im changing for him, now its THE LEAH KLEIM SHOW
LeahKleim:  and were all drinking
LeahKleim:  he looks concerned
LeahKleim:  thats his thinking face
hancockpark:  at least I will be able to look at the cam for periods longer then 5 minutes if it becomes the Leah show
LeahKleim:  Im camera shy
ChaimAmalek:  Is she that Jewess everyone is talking about?
ChaimAmalek:  The one who lures Satmar rabbenim to their doom like some siren?
LeahKleim:  I really am, its a fear i try to beat but cant
LeahKleim:  I dont lure them, they come begging
ChaimAmalek:  The woman who has made it her mission to let us all seewhat goes on beneath those wigs?
ChaimAmalek:  I want a Satmar honey to call my own
LeahKleim:  yuk
LeahKleim:  you like bald women ?
ChaimAmalek:  Why not?
LeahKleim:  because there freakin bald
ChaimAmalek:  I want to spread miracle hair seen on their head and then watch them grow real hair.
ChaimAmalek:  "Here, I have natural Rogaine for your head"
LeahKleim:  hey satmars r sounding like a fun experiment now
ChaimAmalek:  "Just spray this magical white liquid on your scalp and rub it in"
ChaimAmalek:  And are they the ones who suck 8 day old baby penis?
ChaimAmalek:  Or is that Chabad?
LeahKleim:  the men wear white tights and the woman r bald. am i the only one here who thinks thats wrong ?
ChaimAmalek:  I will teach the women of Satmar to do this on adults
LeahKleim:  chabad does that
LeahKleim:  its against halocha for them to do that
ChaimAmalek:  The state needs to ban that practice, as it would if it were Roman Catholic Priests doing it
ChaimAmalek:  You two should get together to write a book about the oddities of the Hassidic world
ChaimAmalek:  I would read it.
LeahKleim:  they stopped doing it because of some mohel who gave a kid herpes, but chabad still does it to there own
ChaimAmalek:  At Barnes and Noble
ChaimAmalek:  I read all about it in the Daily News.
ChaimAmalek:  A shanda for the goyim!
LeahKleim:  mamesh a shanda ! un a groise chilul hashem !
ChaimAmalek:  I pictured the NY Post headline I wanted to see but did not: "Vampire Rabbis of Brooklyn"
LeahKleim:  how do they get away with it?
ChaimAmalek:  Because of ethnic solidarity, which is exactly what they tell white people is evil
LeahKleim:  who does a moihel practice on ?
ChaimAmalek:  White peopleneed to be more like Jews
LeahKleim:  fat chance
ChaimAmalek:  I want their women to practice on me, so that they can practice on their husbands, so that their husbands can do it to other men and leave the babies out of it
ChaimAmalek:  I mean, if you want to suck a penis, get one that’syour size.
LeahKleim:  your so giving
LeahKleim:  who thought up that idea ?
ChaimAmalek:  I am not even sexual, so this would be a burden for me
LeahKleim:  yeah im sure
ChaimAmalek:  But I am willing to do it to heal the world
ChaimAmalek:  Luke knows
ChaimAmalek:  I am beyond sexual thought, which puts me beyond sexual action
LeahKleim:  watch porn
ChaimAmalek:  Porn deeply depresses me
LeahKleim:  y
ChaimAmalek:  Plus, the women in it are nasty looking losers
LeahKleim:  I think porn is gross
LeahKleim:  Jenna Jamison is hot
ChaimAmalek:  Leah, I can’t figure two things out here.  1. Why Luke associates with haredim and 2. why you are a hassidicess
LeahKleim:  no Im not
ChaimAmalek:  Jenna Jameson looks like Frankenstein’s Monster
LeahKleim:  wtf ever
LeahKleim:  i cant figure out those 2 things either
ChaimAmalek:  Luke presents your story as though you were a wayward Hasid
LeahKleim:  I learn Chassidus, does that count for anything
ChaimAmalek:  Jewish Taliban
ChaimAmalek:  If the Hasids wore tighter underwear, they’d have lower sperm counts and thus fewer children
ChaimAmalek:  Leah, are you wlling to have Luke’s child?
YourMoralLeader:  yeah?
ChaimAmalek:  He has good, solid goyishe genes
LeahKleim:  we have allready started thinking of what to name it
YourMoralLeader:  Little Luke?
ChaimAmalek:  If a boy, "Mendel" after the father of modern genetics
LeahKleim:  LaLuke
ChaimAmalek:  Andif a girl, Mendelina
LeahKleim:  mushkie
ChaimAmalek:  No really, why not
LeahKleim:  Im serious, he fed ex’d the sperm allready
ChaimAmalek:  I want you to use your birth canal not as a toy, but as a demographic cannon the way Palestinian women do
LeahKleim:  can I still use it as a toy
ChaimAmalek:  The vagina is not a toy for pleasure, but a kind of artillery piece for dominating the future.
ChaimAmalek:  Only in the interregnum between children.
LeahKleim:  but pregnant women r so horny
ChaimAmalek:  Luke, are you willing to inseminate this woman?
ChaimAmalek:  Leah, are you in LA?
LeahKleim:  nope
guest53:  hi  all
LeahKleim:  hi
guest48:  brooklyn?
ChaimAmalek:  Well, how far?  Get on a flight, and get ovedr there for the next time you are ovulating
YourMoralLeader:  I’m faithful to Emma in thought and deed.
LeahKleim:  ok, Ill get on priceline right now
LeahKleim:  I am Emma
ChaimAmalek:  Why do we never hear about the Bobover, Munkacer, or Samover hasids?
SolipsismAdvocate:  they are boring, no Moshiach madness. That is why.
LeahKleim:  because the internet is usur
LeahKleim:  the queen has entered !
ChaimAmalek:  Leah, I could be Mosiach
Emma:  Hi guys
LeahKleim:  are you a ben dovid /
ChaimAmalek:  Amalekisher Hassids
guest52:  if he is into porn it must be lubavich
ChaimAmalek:  yes, I am ben dovid
SolipsismAdvocate:  Awesome
LeahKleim:  lubavitch porn would be hot
SolipsismAdvocate:  What kind of scandelous activities are they typically involved in?
YourMoralLeader:  hi emma
YourMoralLeader:  welcome home
ChaimAmalek:  My favorite name is that chosen by the head of the BlackHebrews:  "Yahweh ben Yahweh"  covers all bases
YourMoralLeader:  i’ll slip into something a lil more comfortable for ya
Emma:  Ty Fuzzy
User guest56 left the room.
YourMoralLeader:  Emma, you decorated my life
Emma:  Wondeful
LeahKleim:  Emma you stole my spotlight
Emma:  You light up mine L
Emma:  Sorry Leah!
Emma:  Carry on…
LeahKleim:  now I feel so used
guest52:  there are not enough lubavich porn sites, leah kleim is one, we should all learn from her site and create clone sites with our porn
Emma:  Oh dear
Emma:  Chaim.. how are you?
ChaimAmalek:  Sorry, but there is something about an 18 year old girls eggs that commands attention
LeahKleim:  its not a freakin porn site
Emma:  19 year old girl actually
ChaimAmalek:  Fine, Emma
ChaimAmalek:  Still fresh
Emma:  Good stuff
ChaimAmalek:  I want a dozen of your eggs
guest52:  but it sure has porn in it
LeahKleim:  so what
ChaimAmalek:  Leah, are you on the web?
YourMoralLeader:  it’s porn for G-d
ChaimAmalek:  Do you have a web site?
Emma:  Chicken hasn’t laid today Chaim. Sorry.
YourMoralLeader:  Chaim, use google
LeahKleim:  good answer
guest52:  nothing wrong, i am commending you for it. we should learn from you and "fargin" all those guys out there and let them enjoy the beutifull bodys hashem created
ChaimAmalek:  I have long argued that Jews need special porn to correctly sexualize their women to breed and avoid the snares of feminism, which are like the crematoria of a generation of eggs

LeahKleim:  dont watch movies or TV
LeahKleim:  its crap that pollutes your brain. Im twisted enough, I dont need more twisted influences
LeahKleim:  I watch luke Ford
DiscoDuck:  that is twisted
LeahKleim:  I know
LeahKleim:  and he wont even dance
DiscoDuck:  I’ll swap you
LeahKleim:  ok
DiscoDuck:  A pic or short movie of me dancing for a pic or short movie of you in your outfit
LeahKleim:  which outfit?
ChaimAmalek:  We Amalekites get a lot of bad press
DiscoDuck:  I’ll have tzitzis tucked in
DiscoDuck:  the school uniform one
LeahKleim:  ok
DiscoDuck:  showing more than cleavage
LeahKleim:  Im not on a mission to take anyone down, but when a s**t head comes my way I share it with the world wide web
guest108:  Why do you feel obligated to get involved?
LeahKleim:  Lukes Yidishkeit is perfect, thats why he is the moral leader
guest107:  ok for the past who knows how long i had 2 websites i opend up every morning when i came in to my ofice while i was sipping my cuffy
guest107:  yours of course and the daily yid
guest106:  there is no such thing as perfect yidishkeit
LeahKleim:  why shouldnt I ? should I just be another ass hole who sits back and lets the vicious cycle continue?
LeahKleim:  and now you dont have the daily yid.
guest106:  kleim every mountain
DiscoDuck:  leah is hot and that fact that she came from a frum background is intriguing
guest107:  thats right
guest106:  there are plenty of hot frum girls around
DiscoDuck:  like to climb kleims mountains
guest107:  did he actualy tell ya he was abusing his kidss?
LeahKleim:  yes he did
guest108:  why is it ok to talk about "hot frum girls"
LeahKleim:  why not
guest106:  why not ??everyone is fair game
DiscoDuck:  108 I’ll go to the Beis Medrash and Seforim for Mussar
DiscoDuck:  Here I come to escape
LeahKleim:  cyber musar ! a new concept is born !
guest108:  as long as the escape does not become the goal
DiscoDuck:  Leah you have fun.. Maybe too much 😉 You naughty girl
guest108:  as it seems to have become for luke and leah
DiscoDuck:  http://www.mussarinstitute.org/
DiscoDuck:  Cyber pseudo mussr for manishegitz 😉
LeahKleim:  no thanx
guest108:  My favorite Jewish Blog is http://www.lazerbrody.net
DiscoDuck:  I prefer Mesilas Yesharim
LeahKleim:  i have too many blogs in my life right now
DiscoDuck:  I prefer Leah’s pic in the shower
guest108:  my mom just had 10% of her lung removed to remove a cancer caused by smoking
LeahKleim:  ive been smoking for half my life
DiscoDuck:  Leah smokes on Yom Tov
DiscoDuck:  With the pre-existing flame
LeahKleim:  your allowed to smoke on yom tov
guest108:  She smokes on Shabbos
LeahKleim:  yeah i do
DiscoDuck:  Leah it is a machloches
LeahKleim:  not in my world
DiscoDuck:  Grizzly adams is back. I mean luke
DiscoDuck:  His beard could rival mine
DiscoDuck:  Though mine doesn’t store food
LeahKleim:  his beard could smuggle mexicans across the border
YourMoralLeader:  welcome
YourMoralLeader:  let us love one another as I have loved you
YourMoralLeader:  deep in my soul
guest11:  do u love me?
guest11:  thanks
YourMoralLeader:  yep
guest5:  more than life itself?
YourMoralLeader:  not quite
YourMoralLeader:  I love all those who seek goodness and truth
guest11:  as much as the cracker uare eating now
guest5:  prove your love now
YourMoralLeader:  come to the light
YourMoralLeader:  more 11
YourMoralLeader:  welcome jews and goyim
YourMoralLeader:  I know its late, I know you’e weary
guest5:  what is the ratio of jews & goyim to your chat room luke ?
YourMoralLeader:  about 50/50
YourMoralLeader:  come take my hand now, we’ve got tonight, why don’t you stay?
guest11:  dont u ever fool around with leah?
YourMoralLeader:  I’m tznious
guest11:  but u want to?
YourMoralLeader:  my morals do not permit fooling before marriage
guest5:  you are the the ultimate in tzinus
YourMoralLeader:  I’m too firm in my torah
guest11:  evan a french kiss?
guest5:  that is not all that you are firm in ,,,,
YourMoralLeader:  not even a french kiss
gladiator:  c’est bien
YourMoralLeader:  i’m shomer negilla
guest5:  you are a tzadik
guest11:  does leah want to?
YourMoralLeader:  yes, she wants to be close to HaShem
YourMoralLeader:  Hi Emma
guest5:  i’d like to shomer you right now
Emma:  Hiya
YourMoralLeader:  Emma, I’ll be a good husband. I won’t be bothering you much, except on Shabbos.
guest11:  you are momish a tzadik
Emma:  Hi Aussie
AussieGirl:  hi emma hun how are ya
guest5:  friday night especially
Emma:  Why would you bother me on Sabbos?
guest5:  its a mitzvah
Emma:  Fine thanks, you?
YourMoralLeader:  God said so, Emma.
Emma:  Whar did he say!
YourMoralLeader:  That husband and wife should reacquaint themselves on Shabbat
Emma:  I see
YourMoralLeader:  Other than that, I’ll leave you alone
YourMoralLeader:  I won’t be constantly pestering you
Emma:  What do you do Aussie?
Emma:  For?
AussieGirl:  work in a shop on the weekends
YourMoralLeader:  the things a husband pesters his wife for
guest5:  pester away otherwise something will fester
YourMoralLeader:  I won’t grope you in front of the kids or neighbors
Emma:  lol
YourMoralLeader:  I won’t try to hold your hand under the mehitza
Emma:  aww
YourMoralLeader:  I’ll be so occupied with the sacred text
YourMoralLeader:  going down through the ages with the sages and the pages, M
Emma:  Of course
guest5:  chaim says you are not frum luke
Emma:  Hard work L
YourMoralLeader:  Amalek! We must hate Amalek!
Emma:  Hate him..why?
guest5:  we must stomp out amalek
YourMoralLeader:  The Torah commands us to extirpate Amalek, M
guest5:  but he does have a thing for womens fertility & their eggs
YourMoralLeader:  At yeshiva, all the kids beat up on Amalek, left him bitter
Emma:  And twisted
guest5:  that is why he says he is post sexual
guest5:  & bitter
Emma:  But funny
YourMoralLeader:  yeshiva can do that

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Leah Kleim & The Daily Yid

Yitz emails:

https://lukeford.net/blog/?p=2947

http://mentalblog.com/2008/05/daily-yid-shut-down.html

http://209.85.135.104/search?q=cache:Nyw34XSc58IJ:dailyyidden.blogspot.com/+DailyYidden.blogspot.com&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&client=firefox-a

http://lovelifelikeyourself.wordpress.com/2008/05/08/attack-on-daily-yid-part-v/

http://lovelifelikeyourself.wordpress.com/2008/05/08/attack-on-daily-yid-part-iv/

https://lukeford.net/blog/?p=2935

http://7fatcow.com/2008/05/01/leah-and-the-daily-yid/

http://www.bhol.co.il/forum/topic.asp?whichpage=4&topic_id=2407868&forum_id=16386

http://www.bhol.co.il/forum/topic.asp?topic_id=2408194&forum_id=19780

http://209.85.129.104/search?q=cache:gn8LOic3UuYJ:vosisneis.blogspot.com/2008/05/sunday-may-11-2008_587.html+http://vosisneis.blogspot.com&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=2

http://209.85.129.104/search?q=cache:_SUv7lezvhgJ:vosisneis.blogspot.com/+http://vosisneis.bl ogspot.com&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1

http://www.bhol.co.il/forum/topic.asp?topic_id=2408251&forum_id=16296

http://babyboiiluvu.blogspot.com/2008/05/daily-yid-my-opinion.html

http://frumerthanfrum.blogspot.com/2008/05/leah-kleim-and-daily-yid-what-is-real.html

http://lovelifelikeyourself.wordpress.com/2008/04/30/attack-on-daily-yid/

http://lovelifelikeyourself.wordpress.com/2008/05/02/the-cult-clasic-cannibal-holocaust/

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Who Is Cincinnati Chabad Rabbi Sholom Kalmanson?

On April 16, I got an email from somebody calling himself the "Satmarer Chosid" poking fun of Rabbi Kalmanson‘s emotional speech about the rebbe (Rabbi Menachem Schneerson).

On April 17, I got more emails criticizing Rabbi Kalmanson.

I surfed the web and found a website where he got a ton of criticism.

On April 17, I emailed Rabbi Kalmanson for a response to these negative things said about him.

I did not hear back.

Today I finally got to speak with Rabbi Kalmanson.

He said he never received my email of April 17.

Luke: "I wanted to get your point of view."

Rabbi Kalmanson: "First you put all this shmutz about me on there and now you’re asking me for my point of view?"

"I would assume that one would try to get a second side or try to check something out unless there’s a motive here for all this?

"Anybody who is in the public eye as much as I am, literally traveling the globe, I have become a lightning rod. One item that you have there can you back up factually? Nothing. I challenge you to do that. Not that I have anything against you. I’m just trying to understand. What are the motives of this story?"

Luke: "I write a blog on Jewish life. The only motive is to try to find out what is true."

Rabbi Kalmanson: "All that you have there is dirt upon dirt upon dirt. You haven’t said one thing that may resemble some truths. If you were going to go looking, I’m sure you’d find some positives as well."

Luke: "I’m willing to go through things point by point."

We talk about my missing email of April 17.

Rabbi Kalmanson: "I’ve been dealing with media for many many years. I’ve been in the public eye for 40 years. It was brought to my attention last night by somebody. That was the first I’ve seen of it."

"Is there anything that you’ve written that you have an ounce of back-up? Even a shred?"

Luke: "I believe that all of it is accurate."

Rabbi Kalmanson: "Where do you have it accurate that the rebbe did or did not send me to serve under Rabbi [Zelig] Sharfstein?

"The rebbe sent me to Cincinnati. Rabbi Sharfstein never came to Cincinnati as a shaliach (emissary of the rebbe). Rabbi Sharfstein got married in 1956. Through Torah Mesorah as a work referral service, he came to the Chofetz Chaim Hebrew Day School in Cincinnati to become a teacher. He did not succeed. He became a principal to finish off the year. He did not succeed. Rabbi Silver, who was the chief rabbi at the time, took him in as a kosher supervisor. There he remained until an issue occurred.

"I was the one who saw to it that he got promoted to the rabbi of Nevalde Yeah (sp?). Nobody else did.

"The people who dealt with myself and the rebbe at the time have passed away. You may have heard the name of Rabbi Shmuel Dovid Reichitz (sp?)? He was an emissary of the rebbe to go to Rabbi Sharfstein’s father-in-law to not stand in the way of this particular shaliach [referring to Rabbi Kalmanson’s Cincinnati appointment for the rebbe]."

"I don’t really care. I just want to know what motive somebody in Los Angeles has to come forward and besmirch somebody.

"Let me ask you: If I am this big of a bumpkin, how come I am traveling around the globe speaking on behalf of issues of Chabad? Why would anyone emulate somebody who defied the rebbe? In Chabad, that would be the worst negative that you could talk about. Somebody defied the rebbe’s instructions? Would somebody in Chabad emulate a person like that?"

Luke: "That’s a good point."

Rabbi Kalmanson: "I travel to Israel, Australia, England, around the globe, all 50 states. If I was as big of a bum as you make me out to be? If I defied the rebbe’s will, I don’t think anybody would bother with me. I would be laid away somewhere like many other people. There are thousands of shalichim (emissaries for Chabad) around the world. Some are quieter than others. Some are just going on with their routine daily lives and nobody remembers that they are there with the exception of something occurs."

"Every person who is high profile has enemies. You become a lightning rod."

"Can you tell me one place where I have wasted money? And have needed someone else to manage my money? That was a statement in the blog."

Luke: "I quote from another blog that you are the only person to open and then close two educational institutions."

Rabbi: "Really? First of all, the yeshiva is open. I don’t know what you’re talking about. On the other hand, I will show you hundreds of institutions around the world. This is no different than any other business. If a person sits and does nothing, you can’t fail.

"The girls’ school didn’t close because of failure. My wife who was running it got breast cancer. She couldn’t run it at that time. That nobody’s telling you.

"That there are 15 or 20 other institutions in the city that are open under my auspices, that nobody talks about. That are very successfully running."

"Don’t you see through the dirt and the garbage?"

Luke: "I’m hearing what you’re saying and I’m taking careful notes."

"So the only schools that have closed?"

Rabbi: "Let me explain to you something… We have a successful Chabad house in the Amberley area. That’s the regional headquarters. We have a successful Chabad house in Mason and on the campus [of Ohio State?], we have a successful institution in Blue Ash, in Dayton, we have a Russian center, we have several synagogues running here… We have a mesivta — a yeshiva high school running. We have a cheder. We have a successful summer camp with 300 or 400 children. We have a separate winter camp. It’s the only American Camping Association accredited camp in this region.

"Just from this alone, tell me where my failures are?"

Luke: "I could not. Let me come back to you. Let me talk to my sources."

Rabbi: "You shouldn’t be taking anonymous garbage. If somebody is bold enough to make an accusation against somebody, let them stand up and say it openly. If I get mad at you, I can call some other blogger and make anonymous accusations against you. Obviously I don’t have to live up to any standards. If I want to besmirch somebody, I’ll do it straight to their face."

"I could call you up and say that so-and-so slept with somebody’s wife. Are you going to then print it? If you want to have some semblance of credibility, things should be checked out, or at least call the other side before you put it on the blog and see what he has to say. You can be like a journalist and provide both sides."

"From what I’ve told you now, you can check me out. Check to see how many institutions are running successfully under me."

Luke: "I’m going to do what you say and then I’ll come back to you."

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The Westwood Renaissance

Take a Stand — Go to The Stand (www.thestandlink.com)

Westwood Village is in the midst of a major commercial renaissance: new restaurants, stores and cool attractions. Perhaps the most popular spot in the neighborhood, a welcome addition for fans of classic American food, is The Stand (http://www.thestandlink.com/locations/index.php?page=4), located at 1116 Westwood Boulevard. The restaurant has truly excellent food, with a wide assortment of delicious hot dogs, hamburgers, salads and desserts. In fact, Monday is Dollar Dog Night at The Stand — a great bargain for hungry UCLA students and families who deserve a break from this hot wave! And then there’s the restaurant’s decor: an iconic atmosphere that clearly evokes the history and style of beloved eatery. Patrons effusively laud The Stand’s emphasis on service and quality, offering some of the city’s best hot dogs, among many epicurean delights. Here’s a bit a trivia for you, dear readers: Los Angeles is the hot dog capital of the United States. For real. And The Stand is the sanctuary for this honored distinction. Take a trip to Westwood Village — and enjoy the finest food in town!

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The Truth Brigade

From my live cam chat:

palestine4ever:  Thank God, the Truth Brigade is here.
palestine4ever:  I was just remarking that out of all of the blogs I visit, none had quite the exciting content of LukeFord.net today.
palestine4ever:  I have long awaited Luke’s stern edict on the role of the book club in modern American culture, and I was not disappointed.
nicolletista:  yep the aliens are beaming the waves right at my brain from the top of the ids building but i’ve pried out the fillings and i’m ready for the stylings of p4e
ChaimAmalek:  There is even a move afoot here in New York State to increase taxes on those making more than a million a year (up to an extra 6% surcharge on those making more than TEN MILLION a year) to close a budget gap.  Again, about time.
nicolletista:  that was some hard-hitting stuff
ChaimAmalek:  Book clubs stink because they tend not to interest fertile young women
nicolletista:  book clubs are for girls
ChaimAmalek:  No, they are for older women
nicolletista:  and old women, possibly yes
ChaimAmalek:  Girls would rather get drunk and party than read and discuss a book
palestine4ever:  I am with Amalek, I believe we need to start writing anonymous letters to his landlord about the methlab he’s running in the john.
ChaimAmalek:  Yes, he needs to emerge from the cocoon that is the hovel
nicolletista:  luke would have burns and more money if it were a methlab
ChaimAmalek:  News of a methlab shan’t suffice, though.
nicolletista:  maybe he’s just BUILDING it
ChaimAmalek:  Tough love is, well, tough.
nicolletista:  they’re probably in every building on pico/bobbyson
palestine4ever:  He needs to be shaken out of this navel-gazing malaise
ChaimAmalek:  But none of this will happen until it is too late
palestine4ever:  Four shilling blog posts on Friday about wrapping paper companies and nothing of substance in months.
palestine4ever:  The mollycoddlers here make it too easy for him.
ChaimAmalek:  It is not within our power to alter the course of his life, any more than he can ours
ChaimAmalek:  Agree
nicolletista:  he does seem to be off that tip p4e
palestine4ever:  He has gone from a blog of passing importance to the sin of boring the bejesus out of his audience.
ChaimAmalek:  And yet HERE WE ARE
ChaimAmalek:  "his audience"
palestine4ever:  First the 10% left, then the 30% that follow that 10%
palestine4ever:  Soon he’ll be down to random google hits on "computer anti-virus"
nicolletista:  correct
palestine4ever:  Because we have seen the possibilities, Chaim.
palestine4ever:  We are a caring folk.
palestine4ever:  All due respect, but the hardcore audience is probably down to about 10 by now.
ChaimAmalek:  I saw them many years ago and fell into the trap of thinking that I could monetize him to personal advantage.  I was wrong
ChaimAmalek:  Along with many others along the way
nicolletista:  but surely p4e how many people can deal with the very very special fordist lunacy?
palestine4ever:  Like Ben Kenobi, you tried to be a rebbe to the late-blooming convert and turned him to the dark side.
palestine4ever:  If he’s breaking stories and shoveling scoop down their throats, plenty
ChaimAmalek:  It was lots better back in the day (late nineties!) when the internet very noveland new, and he ran a single web page crammed full of his reportage/musings on everything from the porn business to this business of the rabbinate to politics.
nicolletista:  absolutely, there is no one who stood behind luke with a huge poisonous cluebat longer than amalek
palestine4ever:  Yes to both of you.
palestine4ever:  I believe he joined this Orthodox gang not for the professed longing for "community" but to align himself with the most insular gang imaginable.
ChaimAmalek:  People from very different walks of life got involved with that site, but he never developed it the way Matt Drudge did his.  And remember, those two came up at the same time AND – did you know this? – through the same route, USENET
palestine4ever:  Or at least that’s what it’s become: outcasts outcasting the outcast and giving meaning to his solipsism.
nicolletista:  to expand on my theme from a couple of days ago–usually converts are accused of self-hatred by the community they LEFT
ChaimAmalek:  Even among Jews, not one in forty cares about all this rabbi this said did probed that to rabbi that
palestine4ever:  Drudge branched out, didn’t do so well but NEVER killed his bread and butter.
palestine4ever:  Name the reason people go to Drudge: scoop.
ChaimAmalek:  He keeps touting the authenticity of the very people who are the least likely to accept him – ever.
palestine4ever:  Name the reason we still come here: slow-motion train wreck.
nicolletista:  and prager’s not exactly mainstream orthodox
ChaimAmalek:  Drudge remains by many voices the single most influential person in day to day journalism.
palestine4ever:  Spallone would give him $10  for a haircut. The Jews have him over to eat with the homeless.
ChaimAmalek:  Prager has no presence in New York. Other than for luke, i’d have never heard of the guy
nicolletista:  yes there is something casey serin about poor old levi
palestine4ever:  Nic: you are also a fan of the Casey Serin Internet Phenomenon?
nicolletista:  of course, who isn’t
palestine4ever:  I never heard of DP before Luke, nor outside of him.
nicolletista:  amazing he’s still laying low
nicolletista:  possibly dead, possibly killed by his ex-wife
ChaimAmalek:  Luke’s day of reckoning was delayed for years, however, by his good fortune in meeting and befriending Cathy Seipp
nicolletista:  and i’d like to be on the jury’s refusing to convict, too
ChaimAmalek:  But events sadly took her from him, and us.
palestine4ever:  Hardly was she gone when he was immediately snipping every connection he had made to that hoity-toity sect.
nicolletista:  yes c.s. was his gateway to people who aren’t his creepy if loveable internet stalkers
ChaimAmalek:  Now SHE was a force to be reckoned with!  Had she kept her health and made him her project, maybe he could have become another Matt Drudge.
palestine4ever:  I’m a big fan of Casey. I went through a bit of withdrawal when he shut it down.
nicolletista:  ain’t it the truth?  god, when he went to australia, i would wake up in the middle of the night for the update
ChaimAmalek:  Well, P4E, I’ve met that set a few times, and they were a special bunch.  Really, Luke was very lucky to be part of that orbit.
palestine4ever:  Look at that bright-eyed twink on the header of the main page.
palestine4ever:  Matt Welch is a heavyweight, without a doubt.
nicolletista:  i mean ANYTHING could have happened–immigration prison in kurri kurri, plane crash….anything
palestine4ever:  Few knew about his background in Europe.
ChaimAmalek:  And his hot wife, and all those other real writers there.  Cathy gave really really impressive parties.
ChaimAmalek:  But that is all gone.
nicolletista:  matt is a very nice and generous person
nicolletista:  he did very well for himself in prague
ChaimAmalek:  Then Luke did the bizarre, and hooked up with . . . ELIOT STEIN
palestine4ever:  Luke could still ingratiate himself with nick denton, learn from him and how he’s taken 9 sites of links and snark and made a fortune.
palestine4ever:  But time is running out — the non-writers can’t comprehend what this shilling is doing to him.
nicolletista:  yeah but p4e why should nick want him now?
ChaimAmalek:  But all that would require a level of personal drive and ambition that Luke does not have and does not need.
palestine4ever:  He’s been damaged goods for awhile but now it’s available as an RSS feed.
palestine4ever:  So we’re back to the pray for homelessness option.
palestine4ever:  nic: I’m sure he doesn’t
nicolletista:  it sucks.  if luke wasn’t talented, it wouldn’t frustrate.  but he is and it does.
ChaimAmalek:  Man, if only I had had this man’s chances: the Porn Angle, Cathy Seipp, Holly Randall (yes, HER again), and even that semi-insane older women who went bonkers about him a while back
palestine4ever:  To say nothing of being the temporary toast of the media world.
palestine4ever:  MediaBistro was run on $100k a year and netted $29 million when sold.
palestine4ever:  These are the paths not taken in favor of Eliot Stein and a people who do not want you.
ChaimAmalek:  Such chances you had!
ChaimAmalek:  Also: combining your porn writings with backing by online gambling interests – a natural fit
palestine4ever:  Luke, how do you hope to emerge from this?
ChaimAmalek:  He won’t. He’s waiting for someone to pick him up and do the heavy lifting of life for him
palestine4ever:  From Scoop Luke to Luke "Party Planning Blogger" Ford.
palestine4ever:  You have nothing but time — you could be learning design or something marketable.
palestine4ever:  Selling Levi’s to the gold rush loons rather than being one yourself.
palestine4ever:  Luke is like watching an improv performance. Sometimes it’s awful but sometimes it’s exquisite.
ChaimAmalek:  True.  The merchants who catered to the gold and silver miners of yore did far better, man for man, than the miners themselves.
palestine4ever:  But that’s in the past and it’s all sliders from here.
palestine4ever:  For Allah’s mercy, you spent time creating a site about computer projectors!
palestine4ever:  This isn’t writing, it’s not even typewriting.
ChaimAmalek:  Luke, you need a have insane 200 pound black woman to get it into her head that she is your wife and break into your hovel and hold you captive for a month
ChaimAmalek:  She will tie you up and tell everyone she is your wife or maid.  She will force-feed you pork sausages and write you blog
ChaimAmalek:  Her name will be Granetta
palestine4ever:  This frightens me. We need some kind of acute shock to the system.
guest31:  more pork sausages mom please
palestine4ever:  He’s content sleeping with his head in the toilet and drinking out of bottles and no doubt urinating in the sink.
palestine4ever:  How low does it have to go?
palestine4ever:  What drives you besides the pretend affection of a bearded people who hate your guts?
YourMoralLeader:  wait till i get my reality tv show
palestine4ever:  Jimmy D and Spallone actually helped you compared to the Chosen.
palestine4ever:  Then this is the final end of Luke Ford.
ChaimAmalek:  I don’t think they hate his guts. Maybe they are bemused that he thinks he is one of them.  Luke would have done much much much better at every level to have become a reform or even a "conservative" Jew
palestine4ever:  Why do you think a reality tv show would be interested in a man who writes blog posts promoting accupuncture and party planners?
guest31:  he is delusional
palestine4ever:  Will the first episode be the story behind the story of your computer projector blog?
palestine4ever:  That ought to make for a fine 20 seconds of viewing.
ChaimAmalek:  Well, if they have the ability to make it happen and if he can convince them that they should, that could be good enough
palestine4ever:  "First I thought about the clicks, then I copied and pasted some shizzit, then I made an extra $0.76 per day"
palestine4ever:  We understand you will sabotage any success you get. We just want to see you get some.
palestine4ever:  There is no plan but the hail mary of a documentary about the wretchedness your life has become.
palestine4ever:  You will soon be the star of WEHT on the blogs of other washed up folks.
palestine4ever:  We do this because we care, Luke.
palestine4ever:  We are the teachers that failed you.
guest31:  and caring is sharing
palestine4ever:  I throw up my hands in disgust and outrage.
palestine4ever:  The Luke Ford Brand is plummeting down, and you will be powerless to stop it this time.

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Crashing Home Prices

My Shabbats used to be ruined by sitting at someone’s table and listening to them moan about the high price of Pico/Robertson real estate and how they had to sell off their first-born child to make their downpayment.

Just imagine you, an old bloke married to the same sheila for 35 years, and you had to sit at a Shabbat table with a young single man who spent the whole meal complaining about how empty he felt inside due to all the promiscuous sex he was having with slutty shiksas.

I suspect you wouldn’t feel a great deal of sympathy. To you, after 35 years of bondage, every other woman in the world looks amazing.

I remember this old married bloke in shul telling me that a certain young single woman on the other side of the mehitza — a complete plain Jane — looked like Nicole Kidman.

"After I’ve been married for 25  years," I responded, "every woman in the world aside from my wife will look like Nicole Kidman too, mate."

I’ve never had real estate problems and never will just as you, the old married bloke, will never be afflicted with the inner emptiness that comes from too much meaningless sex.

I’m very spiritually sensitive to this kind of narishkeit, knowing I’ll never have home problems unless I marry money.

I’m doomed to live off women for the rest of my life.

Not easy for an aging twink.

Anyway, these days my Shabbats are ruined when I sit around people’s tables and they whinge about the plunging price of real estate.

Will nothing satisfy these Jews?

What a stiff-necked bunch.

If I were G-d, I would’ve left ’em in the desert.

Was it for this that Joshua blew his trumpet?

Was it for this that we painted blood over our lintels?

Was it for this we survived Auschwitz?

To complain over real estate?

As my regular readers know, my blog is a complaint-free zone.

Whinging is not spiritual.

We each have our cross to bear and we shouldn’t complain about it.

From today’s Los Angeles Times:

WASHINGTON — Nearly two years into a housing decline that has resulted in hundreds of thousands of foreclosures, frozen credit markets and dragged the nation’s economy toward recession, many Americans hope the end is near.

"I see absolutely no signs of a bottoming, either nationally or in the regions," said Patrick Newport, who tracks the housing market for Global Insight, an economic forecasting firm in Lexington, Mass.

Elsewhere in the economy, some analysts find encouraging signs. "The housing correction is still going to be with us this time next year," said Celia Chen, a housing economist at Moody’s Economy.com in West Chester, Pa.

"When it comes to housing, the optimists are those who see the near free fall in home prices as encouraging: It may at least shorten the economic agony.

"Because the prices are going down so fast, we’ll be hitting the stabilization point sooner," said Lawrence Yun, chief economist at the National Assn. of Realtors.

The hard truth is that the housing correction is turning out to be deeper and longer than nearly anyone anticipated. With every month of lower home prices, homeowners see their net worth decline. Already, several major retailers tied closely to housing — furniture chains such as Levitz Furniture and home improvement stores including Home Depot Inc. — have gone out of business or suffered big losses. Economists estimate that the housing downturn has dragged the country’s gross domestic product down by about 1 percentage point for the last year.

"People’s ability to spend depends in part on their housing wealth," Baker said. Economists say consumer spending is the economy’s main driver, accounting for about 70% of GDP.

How much longer will home prices fall, and how much further?

"Housing is the biggest risk to our economy," he said.

Before the mid-1990s, he said, house prices moved up roughly in line with inflation. Thomas Lawler, a housing economist who runs a consulting firm in Leesburg, Va., noted that in the last housing price correction, which occurred in the early 1990s, it wound up taking prices seven years to drop 20%. Compared with that protracted slump and recovery, he thinks the current free fall in home prices is a good thing.

How long will homes need to be on the market before sellers are willing to drop their prices low enough to find buyers? Lawler believes that the government should help ease the liquidity crisis facing banks but should stay out of the housing market itself. Rep. Barney Frank (D-Mass.), chairman of the House Financial Services Committee, said Congress’ goal was to reduce the effect of the housing crisis on the overall economy. "We’re not trying to stop housing prices from dropping," Frank said in a recent interview. Nicolas Retsinas, director of Harvard University‘s Joint Center for Housing Studies, noted that a downturn in construction had already led to layoffs in related industries and that declines in house values were already draining local budgets for schools and roads.

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