The Rabbi Is Back

The rabbi is back.
He wants to see you in his office.

The rabbi is back.
He’ll see you now.

The rabbi is back.
"Do you mind dropping your trousers?"

The rabbi is back.
"I’ve never done a hatafat dam before."

The rabbi is back.
"Here’s some tefillin. Good luck."

The (next) rabbi is back.
"Who did your conversion?"

The rabbi is back.
"Perhaps you should see Rabbi Weiss."

The rabbi is back.
"This is the Luke Ford file."

The rabbi is back.
"Did you write this?"

The rabbi is back.
"This shows bad faith."

The rabbi is back.
"I hear you’ve been writing pornography."

The rabbi is back.
"I’m sure it’s all very academic but we can’t have that in our community."

The rabbi is back.
"You’re going to have to choose."

The rabbi is back.
"Good luck."

The (next) rabbi is back.
"I just got a call from Rabbi Union."

The rabbi is back.
"You can imagine how I feel."

The rabbi is back.
"I paid for your tefillin with my own money."

The rabbi is back.
"I brought you into my home for Passover."

The rabbi is back.
"I’ve never heard of Luke Ford."

The rabbi is back.
"I only knew you as Levi Avraham."

The rabbi is back.
"You’re going to have to stay away from the community until you separate yourself from that stuff."

The rabbi is back.
"Good luck."

The (next) rabbi is back.
"We’ll have a meeting."

The rabbi is back.
"There have been complaints about some of the terminology on your site."

The rabbi is back.
"Could you daven somewhere else?"

The (next) rabbi is back.
"There would be an easier way for me to handle this."

The rabbi is back.
"But I don’t want to do that."

The rabbi is back.
"I’m only doing this because I believe in the possibility of spiritual transformation."

The rabbi is back.
"You’re going to have to learn some internal restraint."

The rabbi is back.
"There is certain language that an Orthodox Jew does not use."

The rabbi is back.
"Why do you want to be Orthodox?"

The rabbi is back.
"Don’t tell me now."

The rabbi is back.
"Think about it."

The rabbi is back.
He’ll see me now.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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