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The Lord’s Prayer For Women

zappa:  My vibro,which brings me heaven. Rabbit be thy name. Til kingdom come, thy makest me c#m, on earth with eyes on heaven. Give me this day my daily thrill, and forgive me my screams, as i forgive flat batteries. … Continue reading

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I’m In A Funk

It’s Saturday night. I’m still getting over my cold. I feel sluggish. I’m hanging out in my chat room: YourMoralLeader:  oy, i feel like i should be more entertaining YourMoralLeader:  gimme some scoop! guest23:  Leah Kleim found another satmar guest23:  … Continue reading

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Which woman will be the first to invite Luke’s jackbooted Aryan sperm into her uterus?

Join the fun: palestine4ever:  I do notice he’s changing shirts more often. Emma:  The less a girl knows him? ChaimAmalek:  Luke knows that he can use a petroleum based lubricant on his condoms, thereby assuring their failure during coitus palestine4ever:  … Continue reading

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Satan Has Me By The Balls

And I like it. That’s the problem. I like it. I should be cleaning for Passover but the Evil One has me in his grip and it feels good! It makes me tingle all over. I want to sing and … Continue reading

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I’m Live On My Cam!

Click here to join the conversation: guest7:  Do you check out info people feed you or do you just post anything anybody says, knowing people have hidden agendas? MORALLYcorrupt:  ppl ALWAYS have an agenda! bigbrother:  big brother in 2008 guest7:  … Continue reading

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A Reader Just Sent Me A $1,000 Paypal Donation To Further My Ministry

So I’m on my live cam after a hard night learning Talmud, and I’m chatting on the phone and swigging my green tea and doing countless tasks while paying part-time attention to my chat, and after Guest 117 left, he … Continue reading

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Hasten The Ultimate Redemption – Go See David Mamet’s New Film ‘Redbelt’

Afterwards, you’ll want to cheer and do a mitzvah. I know I did. My video review. I yield to no one in my hatred of David Mamet’s films. I find his dialogue so compressed it might as well be a … Continue reading

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