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The Lord’s Prayer For Women

zappa:  My vibro,which brings me heaven. Rabbit be thy name. Til kingdom come, thy makest me c#m, on earth with eyes on heaven. Give me this day my daily thrill, and forgive me my screams, as i forgive flat batteries. … Continue reading

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I’m In A Funk

It’s Saturday night. I’m still getting over my cold. I feel sluggish. I’m hanging out in my chat room: YourMoralLeader:  oy, i feel like i should be more entertaining YourMoralLeader:  gimme some scoop! guest23:  Leah Kleim found another satmar guest23:  … Continue reading

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Which woman will be the first to invite Luke’s jackbooted Aryan sperm into her uterus?

Join the fun: palestine4ever:  I do notice he’s changing shirts more often. Emma:  The less a girl knows him? ChaimAmalek:  Luke knows that he can use a petroleum based lubricant on his condoms, thereby assuring their failure during coitus palestine4ever:  … Continue reading

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Satan Has Me By The Balls

And I like it. That’s the problem. I like it. I should be cleaning for Passover but the Evil One has me in his grip and it feels good! It makes me tingle all over. I want to sing and … Continue reading

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I’m Live On My Cam!

Click here to join the conversation: guest7:  Do you check out info people feed you or do you just post anything anybody says, knowing people have hidden agendas? MORALLYcorrupt:  ppl ALWAYS have an agenda! bigbrother:  big brother in 2008 guest7:  … Continue reading

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A Reader Just Sent Me A $1,000 Paypal Donation To Further My Ministry

So I’m on my live cam after a hard night learning Talmud, and I’m chatting on the phone and swigging my green tea and doing countless tasks while paying part-time attention to my chat, and after Guest 117 left, he … Continue reading

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Hasten The Ultimate Redemption – Go See David Mamet’s New Film ‘Redbelt’

Afterwards, you’ll want to cheer and do a mitzvah. I know I did. My video review. I yield to no one in my hatred of David Mamet’s films. I find his dialogue so compressed it might as well be a … Continue reading

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The Life Of Luke Live On Cam!

I’m gonna give a sign tonight in the chat room. Those who will understand will understand and will know just what to do to hasten the ultimate redemption. As the prophet said, "From the Hovel will go forth the Torah … Continue reading

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