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Monthly Archives: December 2009
A Walk On The Wild Side
It was April 1, 1894 when a man with no name walked into Dodge. Yes, he walked in. He didn’t ride in. But he was no April Fool’s joke. He didn’t have a gun. Only a water pistol. And he … Continue reading
Posted in Fiction, Personal
Tagged april fool, man with no name, rough city, rubber ducky, walk on the wild side, water pistol
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Luke Ford Is Mad, Bad And Dangerous To Know
D. emails: Let’s get down to cases, Sunny Jim. Your description of yourself is laughable. For the sake of accuracy, “Fey, gay and worthless to know” is much better. You’re a fair-dinkum fraud, you bloody ponce.
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‘Got A Phone #?’
That was the header on one email I got today. And what was in the body of the email? Nothing. Here are some etiquette tips for when you email strangers asking for things. First of all, introduce yourself. Then say … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged etiquette tips, Jewish Literature, kosher lunch, novelists, shlomo
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Holiday Greetings From the Staff of Lukeford.net
Gentle Readers, It is easy to lose sight of the true meaning of the season in the tidal wave of crass commercialism that surrounds this holiest time of year. The staff of lukeford.net wishes all of our readers the gifts … Continue reading
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Tagged crass commercialism, gentle readers, holiday greetings, tidal wave, true meaning
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Why Do I Have My Live Cam On All The Time?
It is to stop myself from watching porn. Yeah, I’m a bit of a hound dog. I wish it wasn’t true, but Rabbi Union, as always, is right about me. I wish I could say I have my live cam … Continue reading