Why Do I Have My Live Cam On All The Time?

It is to stop myself from watching porn.

Yeah, I’m a bit of a hound dog.

I wish it wasn’t true, but Rabbi Union, as always, is right about me.

I wish I could say I have my live cam on all day because I hold myself accountable. I wish I could say it was a symptom of my Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

The truth is much more shameful.

Let the healing begin!

RabbiTopper: I am here to defend my honor.
RabbiTopper: In my defense I must say this: Shiksas are for practice.
RabbiTopper: And that’s all they were before I converted them over to the derech Torah – shiksas.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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