Is It Weird To Sit At Home On A Saturday Night And Wait To Be Complimented On My Homeless Appearance?

From my live cam chat:

guest21:  Even KSEX is better than this. And they are off the air.
GROVER:  u frm  texas els?
ElShaddai:  Yes I am Grover
ElShaddai:  I love the dry heat
ElShaddai:  It reminds me of the Promised Land
GROVER:  ok so ur not frm texas
ElShaddai:  what is this- opposite day?
ElShaddai:  I left Cali behind
ElShaddai:  like Soddom and Gommorah
ElShaddai:  Like Luke left porn, so went I
guest32:  Dude, you look like an escaped mental patient. Sorry, but it’s true.
ElShaddai:  on a dusty roadside
ElShaddai:  the road to Damascus
GROVER:  deja vu els
guest25:  pensive tonight
ElShaddai:  did we meet on the road to Damascus Grover?
guest25:  smile…. please 🙂
GROVER:  never been to isreal els
ElShaddai:  Luke vanity will be your undoing
YourMoralLeader:  true
guest32:  Is this what a crisis of faith has delivered you to?
guest33:  I mean no disrespect sir, but I can hear you, I was wondering if you might say something
guest25:  no snacks?
User YHWH left the room.
YourMoralLeader:  yes 32
YourMoralLeader:  no snacks
YourMoralLeader:  i’m full
guest25:  of what?
guest32:  Staying at home on a Friday night, waiting for someone to praise you based on your homeless style appearance?
YourMoralLeader:  You’re probably wondering why I asked you all here tonight?
YourMoralLeader:  yes!
User zenmanxpt changed their name to YHWH.
GROVER:  that the best u  can do els?
guest33:  Yes, I heard that. Wasn’t that Mike and the Mechanics?
YHWH:  why have you asked us here?
ElShaddai:  Whatcha mean Grover? I can do all things
YourMoralLeader:  I have a message
GROVER:  hahaha
YourMoralLeader:  I want to make you fisher of men
guest32:  Pull the other one PLEASe
ElShaddai:  you shoiuld be that fisher, Luke
YourMoralLeader:  Go forth and preach the gospel of Luke!
guest32:  holy s**t
ElShaddai:  whya rent you?
User guest28 left the room.
YHWH:  ok that was funny luke
YHWH:  the gospel of luke
ElShaddai:  the Gospel of Luke … oh vey
YHWH:  well give us the gospel
GROVER:  i reeled im in 4 ya luke
YHWH:  if you want attention you have to get back into porn
YourMoralLeader:  thanks grover
guest32:  He laughs, he spaeks, but does he have an opinion tonite?
guest25:  fluke
guest25:  gone fishing
YourMoralLeader:  is that wrong?
YourMoralLeader:  should i embrace my wounded inner child and how?
YHWH:  you speak a lot abotu morality, yet you never hold forth on moral matters
YHWH:  why are you not more like YOUR moral leader and windbag Dennis Praeger
User guest34 changed their name to nanostep.
GROVER:  give example  yh
ElShaddai:  only when he posts his own opinion will he become a moral leader
ElShaddai:  right now he is the leading cut and paster
YHWH:  how the hell did you talk them into letting you convert
GROVER:  and get  a real name yh
guest32:  Ok, counting hits for a night or two is one thing, but speak or be ridiculed ENDLESSLY. Oh wait, you already are. Never mind….
nanostep:  is there audio? say something… test test test
YHWH:  more Air Supply!
nanostep:  the audio quality is crappy unless you are close up
guest25:  more carpenters
ElShaddai:  we hear you- as I heard you at prayer earlier
nanostep:  did you return that other web cam?
ElShaddai:  and the answer is still no
YHWH:  thank you luke
YHWH:  all i need is youtoo
guest33:  You mustrealize, that having a live streaming web cam, such as you do, you are bound to get a bail load of disbelievers. That being said, how do you deal with it? I mean besides God’s word. If you don’t mind my asking, whatdo you get from this?
nanostep:  do you deserve a "miracle?" have you earned it? 
guest25:  I believe
YHWH:  he has a narcissistic personality disorder
ElShaddai:  guest33 he gets attention
ElShaddai:  and all Luke needs is attention
YourMoralLeader:  true
ElShaddai:  he craves it
guest25:  he deserves it!
nanostep:  he’s no a narcissist… he’s just bored
GROVER:  its his site 33 he can do what he wants
ElShaddai:  in fact this is as interested in anything as he gets- us talking about him
nanostep:  that
YHWH:  well said ES
ElShaddai:  he cares about no other subjet
nanostep:  he doesn’t have NPD…
YHWH:  you notice he’s not disagreeing
nanostep:  I’m sure he has a public persona…
guest33:  I certainly meant no disrespect, I just prefer Genesis to Mike and the Mechanics
ElShaddai:  no- he does not
GROVER:  only fools argue with fools
ElShaddai:  his public persona is sit in a corner and read eggheaded books

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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