Category Archives: Personal

I’m Resigning As Your Moral Leader

Posted on March 12, 2008 by Luke Ford

In the past few days I have begun to atone for my private failings with my friends and my religious community. The remorse I feel will always be with me. Words cannot describe how grateful I am for the love … Continue reading →

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Ashley Alexandra Dupre: Who Is The Ho Who Brought Down The Gov?

Posted on March 12, 2008 by Luke Ford

Click here for my video report on Alexandra Dupre and for pictures. Emperor’s Club VIP: The lowdown. On my way down Pico Blvd to morning prayers March 11. Can you build Jewish organizations around personal growth? A video made Wednesday … Continue reading →

Posted in Adultery, Ashley Alexandra Dupre, Eliot Spitzer, Personal | Tagged alexandra, ashley, dupre, emperor, evening march, jewish organizations, losing my religion, march 11, morning prayers, personal growth, pet shop boys, pico blvd, video report, wednesday evening | Comments Off

If The Cam’s Rockin’, Don’t Come Knockin’

Posted on March 12, 2008 by Luke Ford

From my live cam and chat: I had two hot dates tonight — both with the Torah! palestine4ever: we need more tefillin palestine4ever: uh oh palestine4ever: all the levitra and sucking up to appalling jewesses paid off palestine4ever: if that … Continue reading →

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What Better Way To Get Back At Eliot Than To Hook Up With Luke At The Hovel?

Posted on March 12, 2008 by Luke Ford

Click here for my live cam and live chat with today’s leading thinkers: Client9: Larry King is devoting the "full hour" to guys who boff Hookers Client9: the poor poor wife looks sad and confused…she’s ready for Luke Client9: what … Continue reading →

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I’m Live On My Cam And I’m Taking Requests On Songs You Want Me To Sing

Posted on March 12, 2008 by Luke Ford

Click here to visit my cam and chat room. I asked a friend about her plans for the day. She replied and then emailed this: " I think I’m gonna just blow everything off and get on my cam so … Continue reading →

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Losing My Religion

Posted on March 11, 2008 by Luke Ford

I’ve made a cool new video to REM’s song "Losing My Religion." I’m live on my cam in chat. Click here. Journalist Evan Gahr is in my chat room, Curious, Smiling Arab, Chaim Amalek, Khunrum and Governor Spritzer! We’re analyzing … Continue reading →

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I’m Live On My Cam! Shining My Light To The Nations From The Intersection Of Judaism & Sexual Sin (Pico/Robertson)!

Posted on March 11, 2008 by Luke Ford

Live chat, video! Click here to chat live with myself, Rodger Jacobs, Governor Spritzer et al! ChutzLaHood: good…..thanks. ChutzLaHood: What kind of engineering will you employ to make social change? YourMoralLeader: eugenics ChutzLaHood: So then the focus is on good … Continue reading →

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It Only Takes One Jerk To Ruin A Village

Posted on March 10, 2008 by Luke Ford

It only takes one jerk to destroy a party or a Torah class. One loudmouth who goes on and on and you’re held hostage to some jerk who just loves to himself speak but imparts nothing. I’ve stopped going to … Continue reading →

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I’m Live On My Cam

Posted on March 10, 2008 by Luke Ford

And giving signs that could change your life. Luzdedos1: I’m live on my cam! CecileMLDubois: ooh CecileMLDubois: im at school now. i will check it out when i get home Luzdedos1: k, u good? CecileMLDubois: yeah…I have three papers tod … Continue reading →

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Running Into Rabbi Yitz Ethshalom At Ralphs

Posted on March 10, 2008 by Luke Ford

Sunday night. I hire someone to install wordpress for me on a website I’m running that’s registered and hosted at domain.com. Five hours later, wordpress is still not installed because the server keeps cutting out. In a rage, I switch … Continue reading →

Posted in Personal | Tagged alienation, cinema city, city film festival, emmanuel levinas, heart to heart, luxury home, martin buber, rabbi, ralphs, recompense, red carpet, rrrr, sages, shul, sneer, Torah, true feelings, yelp, yelps, yitz | Comments Off