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I asked a friend about her plans for the day. She replied and then emailed this: " I think I’m gonna just blow everything off and get on my cam so I can spend the rest of my day interacting with the non three-dimentional world as I revel in their profound insights into my character and eating habits. Oops…sorry, that would be you!"

People get jealous about my close interactions with my followers.

Client9:  Luke has anyone called you for a comment on this Spizer thing? You being an (allegedly) Moral Jew with a Porno background?
RussianDragon:  do you sleep on the couch these days
Client9:  the couch? only when my wife gets pissed at me which she does occasionaly
Client9:  Luke that’s the third day for that TEE shirt…when was the last time it saw soap and water?
RussianDragon:  spending so much dosh on hookers and not on her
Client9:  if I did it would be ten bucks not $5,500

RussianDragon:  he has no girl and there is no smellyvision so …
Client9:  bet he slept in it too
RussianDragon:  jesus
Client9:  can’t stay here too long today…wifey is lurking about and wants me to do taxes
Client9:  I told her I only spend 10 minutes or so on Luke and she said "that’s too much" ahaaaa
RussianDragon:  hide your creditcard 🙂
RussianDragon:  yes that is much too much
RussianDragon:  maybe we’ll start wearing t shirts for days
RussianDragon:  are you working on a new topic for your blog?
RussianDragon:  mm you’re not in our answering mode today are you?
YourMoralLeader:  doing busines stuff
RussianDragon:  yes i can see that
YourMoralLeader:  i bought a new & better cam
RussianDragon:  you are VERY busy

oceansend:  So what do you mean by Moral leader ?
YourMoralLeader:  dunno
oceansend:  Do you deal with morals.
oceansend:  the torah is another name for the bible ?
YourMoralLeader:  yes
YourMoralLeader:  on my blog
oceansend:  Then your talking about living for god and doing what god says that good for you.and the way to live
oceansend:  I aggree,its the only way to live life.the holy bible has so much Wisdom.just ask king david.
oceansend:  if you read the bible,and learn.then put it to use in your life,word for word,then the word becomes life.
oceansend:  it like buying a car,you get a book to show you how to make it run good,it the same way with the bible for us.
oceansend:  So we can run good.lol
oceansend:  Well, what do you think ????
oceansend:  Are you there ????
YourMoralLeader:  yeah, i’m blogging
oceansend:  Blogging ??? whats that ???
oceansend:  well,it was nice chatting anyhow. You must be doing alot of blogging.just wanted to see what was up.God bless,and keep the fate.
oceansend:  I went to your home page.your a very busy man.sorry.not much time to chat with all that going on.
oceansend:  if i want to know your views about things,i will go there.It pretty much says it all
oceansend:  just recall.it all done for LOVE.the greatest thing of all
clutchkit:  greetings from south africa
YourMoralLeader:  welcome
YourMoralLeader:  how you doing in SA?
YourMoralLeader:  been raped lately?
clutchkit:  ok, going through a heat wave and yes raped about 2 days ago
clutchkit:  female lion.. with bad breath
YourMoralLeader:  feelin’ better now, dear?
clutchkit:  yep listermint did the trick
YourMoralLeader:  does the black man respect you like he used to?
clutchkit:  nah, new middle class emerging, they have ipods!!
User guest112 changed their name to UseAglassYouCaveman.

ChutzLaHood:  why the beard? Is it the inner Rabbinic urge finding expression in a beard?
ChutzLaHood:  Is it that Pharasaical sensibility being expressed?
ChutzLaHood:  Does the beard lead to a spirit-filled life?
guest179:  he f**ked his best freinds wife, best friend was JEWISH btw, married to a whore shiksa
guest178:  what happened to those people who were with Eliot and knew about his s**t?
guest178:  are they going to be in trouble too for hiding crime?
guest179:  depends on whether the state dept enforces the laws against them
guest178:  since he is ignoring me and my problem, I will leave then
guest178:  I will choose a different leader
guest178:  byeeeeeee
RussianDragon:  he ignores people most of the time
RussianDragon:  he wants to emulate god
guest178:  then he shouldn’t call himself a leader
RussianDragon:  God gives s**t about people

guest178:  Leader? what is your job?
User guest186 left the room.
RussianDragon:  he sometimes answers if he’s in a good mood
guest184:  there’s a reason he’s not married
RussianDragon:  but usually not really to your question
guest178:  Maybe his escort Service is late today
RussianDragon:  like "hi luke where did you go today"
RussianDragon:  he woul say
RussianDragon:  yo
guest184:  he was once someone girls thought was handsome, but since then, he’s lost it all
RussianDragon:  welcome
YourMoralLeader:  havent left the hovel today
guest178:  this sound is killing me, byeeeeeee
RussianDragon:  when he was shaven
RussianDragon:  en talked about porn i guess
guest184:  he waited too long I think
User guest187 entered the room.
palestine4ever:  So the Jew brought down the Guv
palestine4ever:  color me surprised
guest184:  and got way too picky
RussianDragon:  now he jabbels on about Torah this and Torah that
User guest187 left the room.
palestine4ever:  yikes
guest184:  well, he’s not breaking too many interesting stories right now
palestine4ever:  I hear nothing but feedback and white noise Mr. Lucas
palestine4ever:  Is he reciting some secret torah into his Janet Jackson micropone?
guest184:  I don’t think he cares palestinker
YourMoralLeader:  i care
palestine4ever:  thank you for your attention, "guest184"
RussianDragon:  no you don’t
RussianDragon:  =p
palestine4ever:  Dragon, my man
guest184:  agreed with dragon
YourMoralLeader:  welcome smiling arab
RussianDragon:  :p
YourMoralLeader:  i’m making commercials for a client
palestine4ever:  sup Lukie
YourMoralLeader:  sorry if bit distracted
palestine4ever:  oh okay
YourMoralLeader:  SEO baby
palestine4ever:  feel free to carry on
RussianDragon:  wow a client
RussianDragon:  would that be client 9
palestine4ever:  don’t undervalue your time mon frere
palestine4ever:  and, y’know, that gives you some smaller number if he wants to hire you on a regular contract basis
RussianDragon:  i hear something now
palestine4ever:  oh my goodness
RussianDragon:  but it’s the devil sound
User ChutzLaHood entered the room.
palestine4ever:  UNHAND LUKE OH SATANIC BEING
RussianDragon:  slurred speech
YourMoralLeader:  welcome!
RussianDragon:  of his nastyness himself
palestine4ever:  Sup Chutz
RussianDragon:  it’s slurred Luke
ChutzLaHood:  thanks.
ChutzLaHood:  How are you?
RussianDragon:  ah thats better
palestine4ever:  better inded
RussianDragon:  you can always try
palestine4ever:  indeed
ChutzLaHood:  I want to be your blind follower who follow in public and doesn’t in private.
RussianDragon:  oh strange tongue again
User guest190 entered the room.
RussianDragon:  i think it’s beelzebub
palestine4ever:  I believe this chatroom can become the Gideons Bible of our generation
palestine4ever:  it’s just there, always, waiting for the wayward husband about to bang his secretary
ChutzLaHood:  So, what is the inspiration for your beard?
User guest190 left the room.
RussianDragon:  he said f**k
RussianDragon:  wow
palestine4ever:  I heard it
palestine4ever:  It was said.
RussianDragon:  that’s not leaderliek
User ChutzLaHood left the room.
RussianDragon:  like
palestine4ever:  I feel like one of Jimmy Swaggert’s fans
RussianDragon:  do you actually understand what you are saying luke?
User guest191 entered the room.
RussianDragon:  oh the devil is back
palestine4ever:  this is surreal
RussianDragon:  yes
RussianDragon:  I’m seeing and hearing Lucie in the Sky with Diamonds
palestine4ever:  I’m hearing a Black Sabbath album played backwards
RussianDragon:  picture yourself in a boat on the river
YourMoralLeader:  how did you like that folks?
RussianDragon:  it’s a secret message
palestine4ever:  sometimes the audio slows down and it sounds incredibly creepy
palestine4ever:  like demonic
RussianDragon:  i think he really IS the devil
palestine4ever:  SEO talk + devil voice = :-O
RussianDragon:  currupting our minds
RussianDragon:  you can wear your beard lower
palestine4ever:  but the saracen and eastern orthodox have them too

guest208:  I for one will not follow him
SHIT:  YOU LOOK LIKE s**t BOOOOOO
User SHIT left the room.
guest208:  He appears stressed
ASSMAN:  HE FREAKING OUT…MAN
guest207:  so do i
RussianDragon:  groundcontrol to major luke
guest201:  gizmo raid
User ChutzLaHood left the room.
guest208:  he does not add value
User watchingyoublog left the room.
RussianDragon:  shame yes
User MORRALLYSTUPID entered the room.
guest209:  WHAT IS A SIN?
MORRALLYSTUPID:  GIZMO RAID
ASSMAN:  BE NICE TO HAVE BACKGROUND MUSIC
RussianDragon:  singing in his case
guest209:  then why exsist?
MORRALLYSTUPID:  WHER ARE YOU GOING TO
palestine4ever:  that’s the Adventist talkin’ there
guest208:  he has no presence
RussianDragon:  father forgive me
guest209:  why exist?
User yorkie entered the room.
guest208:  is he australian?
MORRALLYSTUPID:  FOOTBALL AND PRAYER
ASSMAN:  THIS GUY MUST BE IN A CULT
guest201:  YOU ARE RAIDED
guest208:  he is too dumb
User yorkie changed their name to Asswipe.
RussianDragon:  yup
guest208:  what a loser
User SHIT entered the room.
ASSMAN:  HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL
User Asswipe left the room.
MORRALLYSTUPID:  ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING
guest208:  his diet is poor
RussianDragon:  you thought about that rabbi didn’t you
guest209:  is hungry
guest208:  oi vey
guest209:  spliting
User guest209 left the room.
SHIT:  POOOOOOOOOOO
User guest218 entered the room.
guest208:  he should eat some gefilta fish
palestine4ever:  luke, why are you a vegan?
guest208:  nocheim!
RussianDragon:  yes
guest207:  is this a budda room
RussianDragon:  david bwoie
RussianDragon:  bowie
guest208:  he is not jewish
SHIT:  BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RussianDragon:  i play some pun games
palestine4ever:  Luke: 7 times as many viewers as "Catholic Priest Online"
guest208:  lol
RussianDragon:  based on music
guest208:  his dress sense is poor
ASSMAN:  you gonna eat the whole container of cottage cheese?
SHIT:  LOL
SHIT:  LOL
SHIT:  LOL
guest208:  it is not really cheese
SHIT:  LOL
SHIT:  LOLOL.OLOLOLOLOLOL
RussianDragon:  it’s jewish milk
RussianDragon:  he put in the fridge
MORRALLYSTUPID:  LOL
MORRALLYSTUPID:  LOL
MORRALLYSTUPID:  LOL
MORRALLYSTUPID:  LOLLOL
MORRALLYSTUPID:  LOL
MORRALLYSTUPID:  LOL
MORRALLYSTUPID:  LOL
MORRALLYSTUPID:  LOLLOL
MORRALLYSTUPID:  LOLLOLLOLLOL
MORRALLYSTUPID:  LOL
MORRALLYSTUPID:  LOL
MORRALLYSTUPID:  LOL
MORRALLYSTUPID:  LOLLOL
MORRALLYSTUPID:  LOL
MORRALLYSTUPID:  LOL
guest208:  f this I am off
MORRALLYSTUPID:  LOL
User williewonka entered the room.
User williewonka changed their name to winkie.
User guest208 left the room.
User Asswipe entered the room.
User harry entered the room.
RussianDragon:  take your happy pills
User harry changed their name to buckshott.
guest201:  OK THIS IS DUMB LETS END THIS RAID
RussianDragon:  lolz
User buckshott left the room.
ASSMAN:  DO YOU WORK FOR A LIVING?
palestine4ever:  luke is unraidable
User winkie left the room.
MORRALLYSTUPID:  RAID OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User guest219 entered the room.
palestine4ever:  sweeteva is easy
Asswipe:  okk raid is over later to this wackjob
User guest201 left the room.
User guest217 changed their name to DaleUK.
User ASSMAN left the room.
User Asswipe left the room.
User MORRALLYSTUPID left the room.
SHIT:  POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RussianDragon:  lol
User DaleUK left the room.
SHIT:  LOLOLOL
User guest213 left the room.
User guest207 left the room.
User guest220 entered the room.
YourMoralLeader:  Thank you!
User guest218 changed their name to majortom.
majortom:  no
RussianDragon:  luke has left the building
RussianDragon:  he’s dead
RussianDragon:  major tom

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About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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