ChutzLaHood: What kind of engineering will you employ to make social change?
ChutzLaHood: So then the focus is on good genes?
ChutzLaHood: Or more aptly put in LA, good jeans…………
ChutzLaHood: Which would make Briteny Spears a good canidate?……..
YourMoralLeader: i’m doing a lot of research
mrsspitzer: where is that no account husband of mine…with you?
ChutzLaHood: I wonder which latino politician will come under her gaze……
mrsspitzer: did you wrap telefin yet…I’d like to wrap telefin around my husband’s neck
guest1: that’s not a kosher use of tefillin
ChutzLaHood: At least, Villaraigosa return descency to infidelity. We suffered a great loss under Clinton’s classless acts of infidelity.
YourMoralLeader: yeah, i just got back from shul, tefillin, and a torah class
mrsspitzer: I knew he was up to no good when I caught him reading Luke Ford archives from 2001
YourMoralLeader: oy ve
mrsspitzer: you’re all set spiritually for the day
mrsspitzer: even the cough sounds better
mrsspitzer: eating oats again?
YourMoralLeader: yes, thanks, saw it weeks ago
YourMoralLeader: cottage cheese
YourMoralLeader: I’m feeling good, I’m getting a lot of love
YourMoralLeader: my lips are sealed
mrsspitzer: no kiss and tell equals no fun
ChutzLaHood: As the Pope keeps his women a secret so does our moral leader.
mrsspitzer: mrs spitzer will be available soon with a hefty cash settlement
ChutzLaHood: Mrsspitzer, that questions falls outside of the realm of topic one may engage your Moral leader on.
mrsspitzer: oh! OK so solly
ChutzLaHood: Would you ask the Pope who his wife is? who his favorite concubine is?
guest1: who wants to know who the pope is with? Not a pretty picture, no matter who it is.
YourMoralLeader: why do women find me so irresistible? my money, hovel?
mrsspitzer: check this from the Washington Post
ChutzLaHood: YML was schooled in the same hallowed institutions of religious leadership in Torrance……as the Pope. In a course entitled "What One May Speak of With Moral Seekers," the first rule is not to mention one conquests.
mrsspitzer: New York governor had been known to "ask you to do things that, like, you might not think were safe."
guest1: it’s the orange slice in your mouth
mrsspitzer: Looks like the Gov was a Read Admiral
ChutzLaHood: At least, he had an interesting angle on infidelity.
mrsspitzer: irresiatible…we ain’t going for that unless you shtup with the Hovel Cam on
ChutzLaHood: He well compensated his lady friends; he helped them with their daily expenses and thus brought relief and solace to women who may never have experienced these things.
mrsspitzer: OK not "on the job" but I’d like to meet the lady (lady’s) in question then turn the Hovel Cam off
ChutzLaHood: Luke, have you ever realized that your Hovel may be more alluring the the Playboy mansion?
mrsspitzer: It’s easier to walk around
mrsspitzer: you can never get lost in The Hovel
ChutzLaHood: Evern considered changing your name to Luke Heffner?
ChutzLaHood: For many a blond, the hovel is much more accessible.
ChutzLaHood: Do you give weekly tours of the hovel?
YourMoralLeader: only for special ladies
ChutzLaHood: Does your Hovel also have a reverible aspect to it? If you turn it inside out, does it become a pizzaria?
YourMoralLeader: it’s blowing up
ChutzLaHood: How does one describes one’s long term presence in a hovel? Live? Reside? Dwell?
ChutzLaHood: Is the Gematria for hovel and the beis hamikdash the same?
ChutzLaHood: Will the Moshiach opt out of the Beis Hamikdash and dwell in a hovel?
YourMoralLeader: or he may already be living there, chutz
ChutzLaHood: Which Latino politician is next on the list for Salinas?
ChutzLaHood: I think I may convert to Latino and take office just so I can enjoy the same ride the mayor had.
nicolletista: luke they are flocking to you as to the baal shem tov for guidance on sptizer
nicolletista: guidance that only you and your rabbinaical council can give
nicolletista: they want responsa
nicolletista: or at least jokes
nicolletista: you are at the intersection of judaism and sexual sin
nicolletista: that is, pico and robertson
nicolletista: it’s nice that eliot spitzer neatly encapsulates your work of the past 15 years
nicolletista: this lays the groundwork for the public television special celebrating your life
nicolletista: of course it’s "dwell"
nicolletista: like the shekinah
YourMoralLeader: the presence
nicolletista: well it certainly isn’t dwell magazine
nicolletista: maybe they could do a special issue on hovels
nicolletista: modern hovels
YourMoralLeader: spitzer came up in shul this morning but the rabbi hushed it
ChutzLaHood: Maybe, you could write a book on interior design of hovels……………???
nicolletista: well that’s a load of crap
ChutzLaHood: What is the latest fads in decorating hovels?
nicolletista: hey man, i’m not buttchering on my porch, so i don’t care if some roabbi counts a patio as a utensil
nicolletista: i want the straight dope on spitzer
YourMoralLeader: An interior designer girl asked to come look at my hovel to make suggestions but she was so horrified by it she fled quickly
nicolletista: i want lashon hara and don’t see why gentiles should have all the fun
YourMoralLeader: I shouldn’t have pulled out my gun
YourMoralLeader: some chix like that though
ChutzLaHood: hovel 1358, "roofed passage, vent for smoke," later "shed for animals" (1435), of unknown origin. Meaning "shed for human habitation; rude or miserable cabin" is from 1625. It also sometimes meant "canopied niche for a statue or image" (1463).
ChutzLaHood: –noun1. a small, very humble dwelling house; a wretched hut.2. any dirty, disorganized dwelling.3. an open shed, as for sheltering cattle or tools.–verb (used with object)4. to shelter or lodge as in a hovel.[Origin: 1375–1425; late ME hovell, of uncert.
nicolletista: oh man luke, turns out living in your hovel is idolatrous
ChutzLaHood: 4. to shelter or lodge as in a hovel.
User mrsspitzer changed their name to GovSpritzel.
GovSpritzel: what up?
GovSpritzel: I thought i was the only one who wasted the day away…
ChutzLaHood: Luke, you could hovel some lonely, distraught woman and perform a miztvah!
nicolletista: did it make you feel better yesterday on mad money when cramer said that he’d always be your friend?
ChutzLaHood: Luke, have you ever hovelled before?
GovSpritzel: That guy is right 50% of the time..I could do better
ChutzLaHood: It’s a verb and a noun.
ChutzLaHood: hovelnounsmall crude shelter used as a dwelling
GovSpritzel: Cash is NOT trash..remember that
ChutzLaHood: hovel: noun-small crude shelter used as a dwelling
nicolletista: thanks eliot
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GovSpritzel: why am I doing this and NOT my taxes???
ChutzLaHood: German: der Schuppen
GovSpritzel: nicol how ya..have to met Luke in person yet?
YourMoralLeader: I got a $347 refund!
GovSpritzel: Nicol are you really a chick or Charles Manson typing in his cell?
GovSpritzel: I’d take 374
YourMoralLeader: I can tell nicole is allw oman
GovSpritzel: Nicole is HUH?
GovSpritzel: what kind of Oman?
nicolletista: yes luke, it’s that kind of intuition that has provided you with a mansion and a long-term relationship
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ChutzLaHood: Luke, how is your hovel-based blogging coming? It is making more money?
GovSpritzel: Luke do you still keep in touch with yor former "long term relationship"? You know who?
GovSpritzel: Ms. ———
ChutzLaHood: I was thinking of some adjectives you could use: hovel-specific, hovel-based, hovel-centric……………
YourMoralLeader: Chutz, I believe with perfect faith that a livable wage will come.
YourMoralLeader: which one?
GovSpritzel: you gotta have faith
ChutzLaHood: I added as the 14th article of faith………….
ChutzLaHood: Along with perfect faith that the Moshiach will come, I also have perfect faith that you’ll make money.
ChutzLaHood: We should all add this to our recitation of Rambam’s 13 articles of faith.
YourMoralLeader: Yes, I do
YourMoralLeader: stay in touch
ChutzLaHood: Maybe the collective petition will affect things on high so that down here the blessings will flow……….
GovSpritzel: Nicol…tell us some juicy dirt on Luke
nicolletista: The man is an open book
nicolletista: no dirt necessary
GovSpritzel: does he spend his Tax refund on Hookers…?
ChutzLaHood: That is not in the spirit of us hovel-gazer’s belief system.
nicolletista: i say that he does not
GovSpritzel: not HookerS..no enough money..maybe ONE HOOKER
ChutzLaHood: We need a new verb to describe what we are doing……….. 🙂
ChutzLaHood: how about hovel-gazing?
GovSpritzel: One Hooker who needs to make rent
YourMoralLeader: I will never buy a hooker, never have
ChutzLaHood: Why buy when you can get them free?
nicolletista: amalek does not agree however
GovSpritzel: I’ve been to the Hovel..what you see now is exactly what it is..it’s not Gov Spritzel’s mansion
ChutzLaHood: Or for at least a cup of coffee at a local star buck.
ChutzLaHood: Hovel Gazers of LA…………..
ChutzLaHood: Nicoletista, you can be our lady president……..so that we can be in the spirit of the times……..?
YourMoralLeader: Do you want a different angle for the cam?
ChutzLaHood: Our own version of the zeit gheist………….
GovSpritzel: Burt I predict someday in the future tour busses will pass The Hovel like they do Clark Gables’ old house. It will be a landmark
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nicolletista: Luke how long have you lived in the hovel anyway?
YourMoralLeader: 11 years
ChutzLaHood: Maybe, we could put on Maps to stars’ homes?
ChutzLaHood: Luke, you’re the only actor to have ever dwelt in that hovel?
YourMoralLeader: Upon you guys, I will build my virtual shul
ChutzLaHood: It isn’t the hovel that Robert Redford dwelled in?
YourMoralLeader: Amalek, you are my rock
GovSpritzel: I just heard on CNN that I’ll be resigning soon…all because my wife didn’t like sex in the back door…
YourMoralLeader: I will make you fishers of men
ChutzLaHood: Can I be the fondation stone?
GovSpritzel: Amalek..time for you to run for Governor
nicolletista: why don’t you call him peter, luke?
ChutzLaHood: I have had bong-hits this morning…………
nicolletista: i mean as long as you’re going xian on us
ChutzLaHood: So, I really feel stoned enough to be a foundation stone.
GovSpritzel: the New Governor is a Blind Black Guy…i think you can beat him
GovSpritzel: just think of all those $5,000 hookers before you get busted.
ChutzLaHood: Is there some kedushah in gum chewing?
YourMoralLeader: Do you guys like the jaunty way I chew gum or is it unbecoming a moral leader?
GovSpritzel: I have the sound down
GovSpritzel: because it doesn’t work anyway
ChutzLaHood: I think Moral Leader would be chewing on Tabacco.
ChutzLaHood: Or on chinese herbs!
GovSpritzel: Luke have you ever considered aking Amalek to move in with you?
GovSpritzel: Two Jews in search of a future
ChutzLaHood: Ok……have a good day………I have to go………and commit a horrible sin: an offline life……
GovSpritzel: offline life? what’s that?
YourMoralLeader: I bless you
GovSpritzel: How about Nek Fred, Amalek and Luke all living in the Hovel on bunk beds..cheap rent for sure
ChutzLaHood: Life has three divisions: on-hovel time, off-hovel time and hammer time.
nicolletista: amalek weighs 350…no top bunk for him
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GovSpritzel: Mississippi…voting today..all those Inbreds goingto the pole
GovSpritzel: Amalek sleeps on the bottem then
GovSpritzel: what are you drinking Urine Analysis?
nicolletista: luke, if you drinkn from bottles on webcam, no woman will ever like you
GovSpritzel: Oy vey
nicolletista: this is friendly advice
GovSpritzel: Luke, put that concoction in a Crystal Champaign bottle..that’ll get the chicks running over for a swig
nicolletista: please….anything…but not that
GovSpritzel: Luke burps, picks his nose and eats oats from the box too. no ediquette
GovSpritzel: WOW market up 200 today..probably cuz i’m resigning soon.
GovSpritzel: how’s the weather where you are today Luke?
nicolletista: ok luke, maybe i;’ll see you later
nicolletista: good luck governor, probably the last time anyone will ever call you that
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GovSpritzel: OK I’m outta here…gonna try and do something constructive….of course i won’t but…bye everyone
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MadCow: omg not on the phone again lol
MadCow: dunno y this guy streams cus he never bothers to talk to us, he just sits there admiring himself
ChutzLaHood: Enhovelled……..Hovel cam……….
ChutzLaHood: We have to have a language that reflects this experience.
ChutzLaHood: Hovel sighting…………
ChutzLaHood: REM Losing my Religion
YourMoralLeader: i love that song!
ChutzLaHood: How about using that as the theme song for the hovel experience?
ChutzLaHood: We must adorn the hovel with terminology, music themes, etc…………..
YourMoralLeader: I must make a music video
ChutzLaHood: Does your blogging reflect your commonwealth experiences in any way?