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Tag Archives: Emma
Bring Emma To America
I deserve some happiness in my old age. Click on the paypal button on the top left. All donaters of $100 or more will get a personal phone call from Emma while she’s live on her cam. We’re going to … Continue reading
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Tagged chick, Emma, entire college, first holiday, green tea, haha, Happiness, health hazard, jew, last detail, live cam chat, lmao, lool, Passover, paypal button, personal phone, phone call, potatoes, sarcasim, warrant
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I’m Live On My Cam
Click here to join the fun. guest16: Emma should start searching for a cheap flight now… guest16: so she could spend her cash wining and dining you guest16: and buying you little trinkets YourMoralLeader: yay YourMoralLeader: her sis’s a travel … Continue reading
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Tagged breed horses, bride and groom, cheap flight, domestic goddess, Emma, futon, futton, groomer, hiya folks, horse breeder, hovel, jew, little trinkets, loughlin, money, nbsp, np, sleep, travel agent
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I’m Live In My Chat Room With Rabbi Gadol
From my chat room: RabbiG: I’m here to do an audit. RabbiG: Tzitzit – check. RabbiG: Keepah – check RabbiG: Beard – it grows jonnie: But I like his cheeky smile RabbiG: Virtuous women in chat room – check QuixoticLass: … Continue reading
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Tagged aramaic, beard, chat room, cheeky smile, Education, Emma, gadol, grits, hebrew, lulav, nbsp, neighbour, ql, rabbi, Rabbis, resonance, resonant frequency, rooster, talmud, utensil, vibrations, virtuous women, yorkshire, yorkshire terrier
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I’m Used To Keeping The People In My Life In Separate Compartments
I’ve never been one who wants to bring most of his friends together. I have friends in Orthodox Judaism. I have friends who are secular writers. I have exes. I have squeezes. I have dolls. I have playmates. I have … Continue reading
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Tagged backup singer, ball of fury, chat room, conversion to judaism, def leppard, Emma, jewish men, money, nbsp, new york dolls, onan, orthodox judaism, pets, playmates, queen bee, stooges, synthesis, Torah, youknow
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