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The Perils Of Yellow Fever
Cathedral City, just outside Monterey Park. I’m to meet Ming Ho’s father at his dry cleaners. A cloud of steam erupts from his press as I walk in. "Mr. Kim, so very good to meet you," I say. "Could I … Continue reading
Posted in Satire
Tagged cathedral city, chinese food, dry cleaners, jew, kidney, monterey park, mr kim, organs, perils, steam, yellow fever
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Even If The Jews Won’t Have Me…
From my live cam chat: ChaimAmalek: Luke, if the haredim declare that you are not a Jew, would you continue to regard yourself as one? ChaimAmalek: Is there a point where, having been stripped of your status by orthodox bet … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged bet, disneyland, Emma, goy, haredim, jew, jewish law, Jews, Judaism, life baby, live cam chat, nbsp, perceptions, psychological disorders, quot, Rabbis, rebbe, salve, son luke, spiritual realm, trans man, y chromosomes
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Judaism’s Conversion Controversy
A lot of people ask me for my opinion — as a convert to Judaism — on this controversy. I don’t have one. I accept reality. I’m not trying to change it (in this instance). Some Orthodox shuls count me … Continue reading
Posted in Conversion
Tagged Conservative Judaism, conversions, converts, dins, jew, jewish history, jewish law, jewish values, loyal reader, meds, minyan, orthodox conversion, orthodox judaism, orthodox rabbis, outrage, RCC, religious extremists, revocation, rsquo, torah laws
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Is My Live Cam What We Will Remember From The Bush Years?
I’m playing football in my hovel: palestine4ever: There is a painful deficit of rage-inducing material on the front page today. palestine4ever: I rely on LukeFord.net to outrage me and keep me on the heterosexual path. palestine4ever: Luke, if you could … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged al gore, bff, blacks gays, crotch shot, David Horowitz, domestic terrorist, hand signal, hovel, jew, jewish hand, live cam, manson, Mexicans, moral leader, objectification, patti hearst, performance art, quot, sharon tate, strange bedfellows
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I’m Nuts This Morning
Just completely bonkers. I have kangaroos running loose in my top paddock. You don’t want to miss this. It’s streaming live on my cam: CraigsList: Good morning CraigsList: I can’t believe you make money off of this that justifies your … Continue reading
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Tagged craigslist, elvis, faith, jesus, jew, Jews, kleim, minimum wage, money, mother ship, motto, nbsp, nuts, paddock, persia, romans, time investment, tv show, worry
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