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Seven Minutes In The Hovel

"I want it to be different," he says. "I don’t want you to remind me of anything porny. Sex with you is different." "I am?" she says. "Thanks babe. You like what’s between my ears too? That’s love." "How’s your … Continue reading

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My Women’s Tehillim Group Meets At The Hovel Tuesday At 8pm

Our Tehillim Group which meets each Tuesday at 8 p.m. prays for Cholim, Shiduchim, & Israel. This Tuesday, October 27th, we have been requested to include the yeshiva boys stranded in dire straits in Japan in our prayers. Please join … Continue reading

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I Was Glad To Send That Email

All during shopping and my other chores, I was ticked off and fine-tuning my email. I couldn’t wait to write it and tell her how I really felt. It’s such a shocker it didn’t go down so well. Chicks don’t … Continue reading

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Luke Ford’s Secret Diary V

Part one. Part two. Part three. Part four. August 3. I loved being with a girl who was fanatical about staying in shape. Remember how Jane dissed my blog post about Mary? Jane would not read past the first sentence … Continue reading

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Luke & Chocolate Moose

My favorite rotweiler/boxer: Chaim Amalek emails: "How many roofies did it take?" Khunrum emails: "What is that, The Hound of the Baskervilles? and what’s the beast doing spreading fleas in the Hovel? I don’t even let dogs in my house … Continue reading

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She Purrs

She called Friday at 8:08 pm. He couldn’t pick up the phone because it was the Sabbath, but it was their pre-arranged signal for him to come out to get her. He wouldn’t get to listen to her message until … Continue reading

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I’m Ready To Release My Own Line Of Yoga Videos

I’m a certified instructor in mystical yoga. All I need is enough hot chix to fill the hovel, all wearing spandex and attentive expressions. I’ll talk for a few minutes about spirituality and then launch into a provocative series of … Continue reading

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Lukeland

Bob emails: "I’m watching this Michael Jackson will fiasco and I’m hoping your will is in order. I would hate to see your various lovers and family members squabbling over your fortune when you pass." Fred emails: I’m afraid that … Continue reading

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A Sharp Jolt Smacks The Hovel

This quake rolled through at 3:50 pm. It was a short sharp jolt. There was no rolling to start this one off like Sunday night. I can recall four sharp earthquakes in the past few weeks now. It is getting … Continue reading

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Substantial Earthquake Just Rocked The Hovel

It rolled through for about six seconds at 8:40 pm. There was an after-shock five minutes later. Downtown LA was rocked. Boss messages me: "Keep working. Don’t worry about the earthquake." I am live on my cam and ready to … Continue reading

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