I’m a certified instructor in mystical yoga.
All I need is enough hot chix to fill the hovel, all wearing spandex and attentive expressions.
I’ll talk for a few minutes about spirituality and then launch into a provocative series of poses a la the opening scenes of My Tutor (a seminal movie from my adolescene, it was where I was first introduced to Kitten Nativadad).
Then I’ll sell the vids via Paypal for $19:95.
Let’s make this happen!
Together we can create a better world.
Tikkun Olam. Kabbalah. Guru Luke. What could go wrong?
It’s time to open your heart and your wallet.
Luke’s conversion classes are finished, but his education has just begun!