My favorite rotweiler/boxer:
Chaim Amalek emails: "How many roofies did it take?"
Khunrum emails: "What is that, The Hound of the Baskervilles? and what’s the beast doing spreading fleas in the Hovel? I don’t even let dogs in my house much less sleeping next to Rin Tin Tin. UUUUURRRRGGHHH! Highly unsanitary my dear Ford. You could catch Hound Flu.”