What Is Rabbi Wolpe Doing To The Persians At Sinai Temple?

Pious Pico Joe emails: "You ever consider writing something on what the heck Persians are doing going to Sinai Temple?  The conservative rabbi there doesn’t teach Torah from Sinai.  I’d imagine the conservative movement "theology" of M-n Made Torah doesn’t even exist in Iran.  Some of these folks would spend a year researching comparable sales before buying an apartment building but they apparently haven’t spent 5 minutes researching their rabbi or the Conservative movement."

Truth be told, I try to snag press passes to their events so I don’t have to pay, so, no, I don’t think I’ll be investigating this story in the near future.

I want to catch Rabbi Wolpe interviewing Lori Gottlieb tonight at Sinai Temple. Anyone want to give me a ride from Pico/Robertson? It’s raining men, hallelujah!

LA Times Editor Russ Stanton will be at the LA Press Club tonight. I’ll take a ride to that too. In exchange I’ll rub your neck and give you a free script consultation.

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Bring Out The Tam Tams

Oy, those crazy Jews!

The New York Times reports:

What will you do in the great Tam Tam shortage of 2008?

It’s true, the unleavened, bite-sized matzo cracker has nearly disappeared from shelves across the country, leaving Jews anguished as the Passover season approaches, and company officials scrambling to explain the situation.

…But not to worry, Mr. Rossi said. Many other unleavened products will still be available to customers, including those for Passover, which this year begins at sundown on April 19. And Tam Tams — which were first developed in 1940 — will be back on shelves, he estimated, by late April or early May. Annual sales of Tam Tams range between $1 million to $2 million, he said.

The anguish was palpable for a commenter going by the handle “TamTamLover3116” on a blog for JTA, a Jewish news site: “This is the single worst catastrophe … in recent memory,” the commenter wrote. “Tam Tams, in addition to being a fulfilling snack especially satisfying after downing a double-size domestic beer in the parking lot of the Solomon Schechter Day School of Metropolitan Chicago, are a basic human right. Shame on Manischewitz!”

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I’m Trying Out My Summer Bathing Suits Live On Cam!

Click here to watch and chat with the gedolim as we analyze which outfits suit me best:

ChaimAmalek:  Blessed be this chat room.  Or is that too goyish a blessing?
ChaimAmalek:  "May the All-Mighty keep our discourse Holy"
ChaimAmalek:  I like this new look.
ChaimAmalek:  All it needs is a giant rabbit to walk across the scene.
Emma:  And actually Im not the type of girl who likes to get looked at thank you very much
QuixoticLass:  who doesn’t like to be looked at?
QuixoticLass:  it’s human nature to say "look at me!"
QuixoticLass:  see, he’s saying it right now
watchingyoublog:  i should totally go see the cherry blossoms
watchingyoublog:  there are hordes of tourists who flocked here to see them and here i am
QuixoticLass:  yeah don’t miss that
watchingyoublog:  sitting here watching luke in la
watchingyoublog:  today is peak blossom
QuixoticLass:  then definitely don’t miss it
QuixoticLass:  really pretty and it smells good too
watchingyoublog:  i need to make an important decision
watchingyoublog:  and i am hesitating about it
Emma:  What decision?
QuixoticLass:  Luke’s ass will be here tomorrow, but hte cherry blossoms wont
Emma:  Yeah Luke likes to be looked at
Emma:  What age are you Luke?
BarakObamaBabyMama:  I know
BarakObamaBabyMama:  but will not tell
BarakObamaBabyMama:  There is much that I know but will not tell
Emma:  Lol bara
BarakObamaBabyMama:  My mother and I raised Luke since we found him in an alley.
Emma:  Hello Diddy
BarakObamaBabyMama:  I hear sounds in the backgroud….sounds that, in LA, are normally made by Mexicans at work
KhunDiddy:  Emma..you still here…my G-d..donyou not have a life outside Luke?
User guest905 changed their name to ragheadali.
KhunDiddy:  hi Emma..
Emma:  Yes actually I’m not here long
KhunDiddy:  Oh good
User DerangedConformist left the room.
KhunDiddy:  it’s always nice to drop by and say hello..I can’t stay long myself
Emma:  Too bad
KhunDiddy:  how are things in The Old Sod?
BarakObamaBabyMama:  I can stay for a long long time
ragheadali:  i cant stay long either on a flyin mission soon
BarakObamaBabyMama:  All without viagra
BarakObamaBabyMama:  Luke, be sure to have the cameras rolling when you kasher your abode for Passover
Emma:  Luke can you play some Libera……………
BarakObamaBabyMama:  I want to see how it is done, West Coast style
KhunDiddy:  kasher?
BarakObamaBabyMama:  to render kosher
BarakObamaBabyMama:  this will involve a massive hunt for crumbs
KhunDiddy:  I don’t have my Yiddisha dictionary out
BarakObamaBabyMama:  Luke, did you ever have a bar mitzvah?
KhunDiddy:  it’s that Hebrew equivalent of Christmas decorations
BarakObamaBabyMama:  I ask, because in just a few months you turn 42, which is barmitzvah x 3.
BarakObamaBabyMama:  Maybe you should mark your triple bar mitzvah,eh?
BarakObamaBabyMama:  13 years ago, were you a Jew?
KhunDiddy:  42….still a young man…but getting older…it goes fast…you better make a play for Emma and get on with it
BarakObamaBabyMama:  Where will the reception be?
BarakObamaBabyMama:  I want to help you write your bar mitzvah speech
KhunDiddy:  Emma……could you live in Luke’s Hovel…two "bugs in a rug" as it were
BarakObamaBabyMama:  "Today, I am a man"
Emma:  No diddy
KhunDiddy:  at 42 Luke shoud be picking a career soon
BarakObamaBabyMama:  He’s young still.  There is plenty of time
KhunDiddy:  what you want to be when you grow up Luke?
BarakObamaBabyMama:  50 is the new 30
QuixoticLass:  42 is the answer
BarakObamaBabyMama:  Luke, what vexes you?
KhunDiddy:  50 is the new 100
BarakObamaBabyMama:  Is it a question of interpreting a shtickel of gemarrah?
BarakObamaBabyMama:  You do have that look
Emma:  You people ask too many questions lol
User guest906 left the room.
KhunDiddy:  Emma…what you doing?
BarakObamaBabyMama:  Juden
BarakObamaBabyMama:  What else do you expect?
KhunDiddy:  where are you?
Emma:  Ireland
BarakObamaBabyMama:  When Irish eyes are smiling, the whole world smiles at you
BarakObamaBabyMama:  I like the Irish.
BarakObamaBabyMama:  When they are sober
KhunDiddy:  Emma have you heard of Chaim Amalek…he’s a lonely Jew from new York..if you don’t want Luke there are other choices
Emma:  Thank you
Emma:  Diddy lol please stop
BarakObamaBabyMama:  Emma, you should have my children
QuixoticLass:  hahaha
BarakObamaBabyMama:  you too
KhunDiddy:  When they are sober..hahahaha that’s not often
BarakObamaBabyMama:  What do you get when you cross an Irish woman with a Jew?
BarakObamaBabyMama:  I don’t know, but it isn’t Jewish.
KhunDiddy:  stop? why…I’m trying to fix you up with an American Jew..One real…one not so real..
BarakObamaBabyMama:  That’s called Torah humor

YourMoralFuhrer:  lukd do you feel the impulse to commit crime is genetic in any way
BarakObamaBabyMama:  Poles are good for fighting wars against Germans or Russians
BarakObamaBabyMama:  My blood cholesterol levels no longer permit Mexican food….or Indian food…or Texas steak….or Cheesey pizza
YourMoralCollapse:  Luke, Emma’s going to give good run for your money……..in the cam world…. 😉
BarakObamaBabyMama:  Turkey turkey and chicken and other plain bland things
YourMoralOutrage:  Luke, was that your lady-servant?
KhunDiddy:  lololo what is that an Irish lulibye
BarakObamaBabyMama:  You gotta keep the mrs out of the cam audio
YourMoralFuhrer:  is that your mexican slave?
YourMoralFuhrer:  that you bought in Tijuana?
BarakObamaBabyMama:  Emma, what do they make of Obama in Ireland?
HankYablonski:  The hovel is a clean free zone.
KhunDiddy:  How’s the Van running luke?
KhunDiddy:  back on the road
BarakObamaBabyMama:  How do you get around without a van?
BarakObamaBabyMama:  rental car?
KhunDiddy:  Dominicans in the Bronx and a shvartzer in the White House
YourMoralFuhrer:  i thought all this was being recorded in his van
YourMoralFuhrer:  $2200?
YourMoralFuhrer:  you spent tht much
YourMoralFuhrer:  get a fscking rice burner
KhunDiddy:  he hitch hikes
BarakObamaBabyMama:  You were not wise to invest that kind of money in that kind of vehicle
BarakObamaBabyMama:  What sort of mileage does that van get?
KhunDiddy:  very unwise  should have left it there and put the 2K down on anew one..you are not a SMART JEW
KhunDiddy:  Luke is a dumb Jew and there ain’t many
YourMoralFuhrer:  luke is goyischekop
KhunDiddy:  hahahaaaaaaaa
BarakObamaBabyMama:  The day is coming when it will cost you more in gas a day than you are earning from your web ventures.
KhunDiddy:  further proof that Luke is not a REAL Jew..he got the Van fixed
BarakObamaBabyMama:  Also, women these days want their men to be "green"
KhunDiddy:  the Van is Green..all that MOLD
Outlaw13:  DAMN ! WHAT HAPPENS !
User BarakObamaBabyMama changed their name to AMALEK.
KhunDiddy:  is Emma still here..Emma don’t leave us..
Emma:  emma has gone….
Emma:  please leave a message
AMALEK:  bye bye emma…..
KhunDiddy:  Emma  Emma ..I’m going to slash my writs   arrrrggghhh!
User KhunDiddy left the room.
AMALEK:  I would never name a girl Natalie Emma, because then her name would be N. Emma
AMALEK:  badda bing!
AMALEK:  Luke, someone told me you are applying to law school
AMALEK:  listen!
AMALEK:  I hear a stream of water!
YourMoralFuhrer:  it’s awesome that the camera follows him into the bathroom
YourMoralFuhrer:  i can hear him pissing
AMALEK:  Sounds like it could be in the country somewhere
AMALEK:  and now a waterfall
AMALEK:  Very rustic
AMALEK:  Next up, exercise!
AMALEK:  Then prayer!
AMALEK:  Thus does he aggrandize the name of G-d.

Emma:  LOL!!!!!!!!
martha:  get some weights lol
AlJolson:  Seems like he is mixing it up with an invisible pole…..this is a pole dance
martha:  looks like you controlling trafffic lol
Emma:  Thats the best excersise Ive ever seen lol!!
martha:  this way please lol
AlJolson:  This sort of imagery will not chasten the enemies of Zion
martha:  i think he’ll be good at the birdie song lol
martha:   or superman
guest919:  comming in for landing….
martha:  sit down
martha:  get a drink
martha:  wot??
martha:  wot?
martha:  wow all those books
AlJolson:  Show us a box of Matzos
AlJolson:  Drinking Yellow again
martha:  juice time lol
guest919:  keep goin mate
martha:  cider???
AlJolson:  wowww
AlJolson:  no
martha:  is it??
AlJolson:  Luke’s recycled home brew
martha:  oh no
martha:  this song
Emma:  Better song…..
martha:  blondie
Emma:  lol
martha:  heart of glass
martha:  noe oldie
AlJolson:  Next stop: 1977.
martha:  like this
AlJolson:  This sounds gay
martha:  it is lol
AlJolson:  This is the sort of music that gays used to bugger themselves with
martha:  you should know
guest919:  lmao
AlJolson:  Many a case of HIV was contracted with Blondie in the background
Emma:  lol wtf Luke
AlJolson:  oh zap
Emma:  lol
guest919:  I AM HE_MAN
Emma:  lol
martha:  yeah wotever lol
martha:  oh listen to those groans lol
User guest921 left the room.
AlJolson:  We are the enablers of this man’s life
martha:  put some new music on#
AlJolson:  But for us, he would either kill himself or make something of himself
User guest925 left the room.
martha:  six pack
AlJolson:  Play "Afternoon Delight"
guest924:  excuse me for asking, but what the f**k’s going on here like?
User guest923 left the room.
martha:  do you ever tidy up it looks like a bomb site behind you
guest919:  lol
guest919:  ask luke
Emma:  lol 92
Emma:  4
martha:  this is the moral leader performing lol
AlJolson:  This is a Jew, exercising
martha:  it’s fun
AlJolson:  Bottles of his own urine in each hand
guest924:  I daren’t
martha:  yeah
User guest922 left the room.
martha:  sit down now u scaring us lol
martha:  steady on
AlJolson:  Somehow, I don’t think Arnold Swartzennegar got his start this way
guest919:  omg he dyin
guest924:  nice moves
martha:  yes lol
martha:  i think you look hot
guest924:  tell me how the f**k this can benefit anyone ffs?
martha:  take your shirt off lol
guest919:  ahhhh workin out is that what ya call it
Emma:  Martha?
Emma:  lol
martha:  now wheres he gone ??
guest924:  he’s off his tits
guest919:  924 it has to me
martha:  hi Emma#
Emma:  hello lol
martha:  how u doin?
guest919:  im doin it rite now as i type
Emma:  Grand ta
Emma:  You?
martha:  it’s good harmless fun winding him up of course lol
guest924:  it’s made me wanna go for a s**t
AlJolson:  Do any of the women here find themselves oddly attracted to the package before them?  Be honest now
martha:  yes cool
guest919:  lol
martha:  no
guest924:  and that’s just the music ffs
martha:  def not
martha:  lol
guest926:  lol 924
martha:  lol
AlJolson:  I say you are, for why else would you be here?
martha:  wots he bloody doin now?
AlJolson:  You want to mother him
martha:  nope lol
AlJolson:  I don’t like this voice
AlJolson:  Who is this?
martha:  could destroy his music collection though
guest919:  olivia
AlJolson:  This is seventies music.
martha:  yes
guest924:  you got any harpo marx mate?

guest931:  LUKE love see you soon  xxxxxxx
guest931:  night night
guest919:  luke ur scaring me
AlJolson:  NEWS FLASH:  Michael Jackson is the Bee’s Knees
guest919:  lol
guest931:  send me a kiss please!!!
Emma:  lmao!
guest919:  oh he waves like the queen
guest926:  lol
Emma:  lol
guest931:  THANK YOUXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
guest919:  luke wave
guest931:  NO HE DOESNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
martha:  wot have i missed
guest919:  ahhh luke waved….and no much else
guest919:  ahhh i think he farted….had a strange look on his face
guest924:  you’re zooming in and out like an autistic savant rocks back and forth luke
guest924:  should I make associations here?
guest919:  lol
guest931:  LUKE!!!!!! TAKE NO NOTICE OF THE FU>> ING  IDIOTS!!
guest931:  XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Emma:  lol he is loving this
Emma:  lol
guest919:  931…….are u his mum
guest931:  JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
guest924:  too right 931, he should take more notice of you…….say, you made a paypal donation to him yet?
guest919:  lmao
guest926:  lol
guest919:  mummy…….
guest931:  NO
guest924:  you sure 931?
guest919:  luke ur mas here
guest919:  hi Mrs Ford
guest931:  YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
guest924:  no s**t 919
guest931:  YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
guest924:  you wanna nuture him 931?
guest924:  nurture*
guest924:  sorry, was going for ‘torture’ and I typoed
guest919:  awwww….put him on the tit
guest919:  lol
guest926:  lol
User Emma left the room.
guest924:  so luke, how many asbestos chips do you eat a day?
guest919:  lmfao
AlJolson:  It’s his wife
guest919:  yeah…like …like …yeah
guest924:  tell us how you made the transgression from hollywood pornographic interveiwer to Judaism luke
AlJolson:  He is so dismissive of her
guest931:  WHY DONT YOU TALK WITH EACH OTHER AND NOT TAKE  P*SS OUT
Emma:  lol
AlJolson:  Just because she is Mexican
Emma:  LOL luke
guest931:  OF LUKE????
guest919:  awww see 931 he is taken
guest924:  natural career progression huh?
AlJolson:  I’m NOT taken
AlJolson:  I’m fully available and I’m allman
AlJolson:  I don’t normally listen to this sort of music
guest924:  is that like Islam al?
guest919:  luke who were u chattin to
Emma:  Its raining men lmao
guest924:  whoever it is, they got his back to him 919
guest919:  cool AL send me a pic
guest924:  and he to us in turn
guest924:  s**t rolls down hill you know
AlJolson:  See, I’m a real man
guest919:  OMG hes GAY
guest924:  he does look kinda happy, I grant you that
guest931:  NIGHT NIGHT LUKE  XXXXXXXXX
AlJolson:  Luke is on some special pills these days.
guest919:  931 u said that 20 mins ago
guest919:  just go
guest924:  you think al?
AlJolson:  I know so
guest924:  no s**t
guest924:  me too
Emma:  Air guitar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AlJolson:  And they are not the kind you can buy in a store
guest931:  GIVE ME A KISS GOOD NIGHT PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AlJolson:  XXXXX
guest919:  omg help me im dancin to this song ….i cant help it
guest931:  OR SOMETHING ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AlJolson:  Whenever Luke and I go on the down – low, this is the song we dance to
guest919:  leave him alone 931
guest924:  this is a gay anthem for sure
guest931:  PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AlJolson:  Can this music get any gayer?  I say no
guest931:  XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
guest919:  i bet 931 is amanda
guest931:  XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Emma:  lol 931
guest931:  XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
guest931:  XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
AlJolson:  931 is a GUY
AlJolson:  If we had been listening to more cowboy music back then, the Mexicans never would have dared invade
guest919:  amanda is a stalker on camstreams
guest926:  lol
guest931:  SOMETHING ELSE PLEASE AS I ASKED !!!!!!!!!!!!! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Emma:  lol 931 are you feeling ok hunny?
guest931:  XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
guest919:  luke just do what 931 wants the they will piss off
AlJolson:  I want to hear the Song of the Volga Boatmen
guest919:  pleaseeeeeee
guest926:  brb
AlJolson:  This music is why Western Man needs Viagra to do what comes naturally to the Black Man
guest924:  so tell me something luke, how come your pic om the main page is of you twenty years ago?
guest931:  GO ON PLEASE!!!!!!!!!
DoooDaaa:  whats the matter with ur cam…keeps zooming in and out
AlJolson:  I can explain that
Emma:  lol doodaa
guest919:  lol
AlJolson:  The cam is attached to his private parts and responds in synch with them
guest919:  hehe
DoooDaaa:  ahhh

theactualgiajordan:  luke, did u get candy for purim?
LukesBiggestFan:  omg im dancin again….help me
guest924:  I feel like the shoe shine guy off Police Squad
AntipodeanLuvver:  Howard Jones does this to me every time
Fischel:  EVERYONE: Watch this while you can:  http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7d9_1206624103
Fischel:  Luke, check out that documentary. It is pretty amazing stuff.
Fischel:  It’s by a Dutch group warning against the Islamization of Europe.
Fischel:  It has it all – quotes from the Koran, beheadings, etc.
YourMoralLeader:  cool
Fischel:  This goes to your predicament in life.  While you blog, they breed; and while you preach, well nothing serious, they work towards your doom.
YourMorelLeader:  Rockin’ w/Luke
YourMorelLeader:  nice sandals
DiscoDuck:  Ground control to Major Tom
YourMorelLeader:  trainwreck
YourImperfectImperfection:  Luke put on some more cheery music!
YourMorelLeader:  3-d house of luke
YourMorelLeader:  oh ja
DiscoDuck:  hearing yml say that with his accent a litlte drunk is funny
guest666:  Junior High music
DiscoDuck:  Ground control to Major Tom
guest666:  This is so depressing
YourMorelLeader:  does he have a close-n-play phonograph or something?
DiscoDuck:  he has a walkman
YourMorelLeader:  good lord
guest666:  Martian music
DiscoDuck:  wtf is wrong with him today
DiscoDuck:  ?!
guest666:  This music inspires the Saracen to cut our throats
YourMorelLeader:  chemical imbalance
YourMorelLeader:  let’s send Luke to Baghdad
DiscoDuck:  he looks very testy
YourMorelLeader:  we need his leadership
DiscoDuck:  we should go out for a drink after mincha
YourMorelLeader:  then frum sex
DiscoDuck:  he’s not married that I know of
YourMorelLeader:  not since TMFR
DiscoDuck:  bravo
DiscoDuck:  take a bow
YourMorelLeader:  hokey schomels
YourMorelLeader:  major luke
DiscoDuck:  ROFLMAO
DiscoDuck:  taylor raine that shiksa?
YourMorelLeader:  did you comsumate the marraige?
YourMorelLeader:  sorry about the spelling
guest666:  http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7d9_1206624103
QuietStorm:  Hello Luke
DiscoDuck:  I know I have been swamped at work
YourMorelLeader:  good thing that you still have your penis
guest666:  Shiksas are for practice
QuietStorm:  How are you today Luke?
DiscoDuck:  blie neder I’ll send the review soon
YourMorelLeader:  this is your next wife Luke
YourMorelLeader:  http://www.cam4.com/sweeteva
YourMorelLeader:  what kind of cam is that?
YourMorelLeader:  it’s like porn cam qualit
guest666:  contextless laughter
YourMorelLeader:  hot cha
YourMorelLeader:  laughing like Rasputin
Luke Ford the mad monk
DiscoDuck:  It’s going to be of an Orthodox Shul in the SFV
YourMorelLeader:  or whatever they call a Jewish monk
QuietStorm:  Luke, why is your cam still moving in and out?
guest666:  Because it goes in and out and in and out
YourMorelLeader:  he’s zooming
DiscoDuck:  why were you at sharey Tzedek? visiting for a simcha?
DiscoDuck:  have you been back?
YourMorelLeader:  sweet eva 2008
YourMorelLeader:  http://www.cam4.com/sweeteva
DiscoDuck:  wash your hands
YourMorelLeader:  is this where he slaughters a gentile baby?
YourMorelLeader:  amen
User QuietStorm left the room.
DiscoDuck:  amen
Emma:  lol
YourMorelLeader:  you are scaring me
YourMorelLeader:  let’s eat
DiscoDuck:  that is an evil drug induced laugh
User guest947 left the room.
DiscoDuck:  motzie!
DiscoDuck:  rewash without a bracha
YourMorelLeader:  I wish that I was recording this
DiscoDuck:  NOW!
YourMorelLeader:  ramen
guest666:  Inshallah!
DiscoDuck:  almond
DiscoDuck:  rewash since you talked
User guest666 left the room.
YourMorelLeader:  time to leave the hovel
DiscoDuck:  morel leader is a posek (chas v’shalom) and that is how he rules
DiscoDuck:  yml there is a dispute regarding the rewashing
DiscoDuck:  the MB mentions that if the individual was careful with his hands ie:didn’t contaminate them he doesn’t need to rewash

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C CUBED SOLUTIONS INC VS MARC HABERMAN

I’m been researching a court case (Case Number: BC255351 C CUBED SOLUTIONS INC VS MARC HABERMAN).

 
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Marc Haberman’s lead attorney Aviv L. Tuchman replies March 31, 2008 to my inquiry on the case: "Please do not email or telephone our firm. The case is a matter of public record. We do not have any further information other than what is in the public record."

In 2002, Marc Haberman’s attorneys made a motion to vacate an arbitration award by the RCC (while Mitch Roberts futilely attempted to confirm an RCC arbitration award):

MEMORANDUM OF POINTS AND AUTHORITIES
1. INTRODUCTION
The Arbitration award must be vacated, because the Arbitrators committed
gross misconduct and acted outside of their authority for the financial
benefit of Mark Bess, the son of Arbitrator Rabbi Gershon Bess.
Mark Bess, the President of Sylmark and then largest client of the
C-cubed Respondents, is the son of Arbitrator Rabbi Gershon Bess. This was
discovered when Arbitrator Rabbi Union made an ex-parte telephone call
directly to respondent Marc Haberman on November 4, 2001. At the time of
this call Mr. Haberman was represented by counsel.
Sylmark owed outstanding invoices to the C-cubed defendants for the
months of August 15th , September, October and November of 2001. The total
amount owed by Sylmark to C-cubed was $30,000.00 for services rendered. On
October 22, 2001 C-cubed sent an email to Peter Babaian of Sylmark
requesting that payment be made on the outstanding invoices. This
precipitated the November 4, 2001 telephone call of Rabbi Union where he
threatened Mr. Haberman that the monies owed by Sylmark will be taken by the
Beis Din and that C-cubed better continue service to Sylmark or else.
Without authority and in direct violation of the relief specifically
denied by Honorable Dzintra Janavs Judge presiding on August 2, 2001, the
Arbitrators created a fiction and pre-text that the monies owed by Sylmark
would go to the Beis Din to be used for payment of the award which had yet
to be issued. Although the Arbitrators had specific knowledge of other
companies that had outstanding balances owed to Respondents, they only
contacted Sylmark.
No accounting has ever been made by the Beis Din regarding whether the
monies had ever been paid by Sylmark, how they were paid or when they were
paid. The monies owed by Sylmark were to pay labor and other related costs
for services rendered, and without these funds C-cubed was forced to cut
service to Sylmark in early November 2001.
The award came out on December 14, 2001 and included six new plaintiffs
that were not part of the Arbitration Agreement or the Arbitration itself.
The only reasoning provided in the Determination section of the award is how
Mr. Haberman and the C-cubed respondents violated the Beis Din’s interim
orders which they knew were without authority. In addition, the award
failed to make mention of the Sylmark monies allegedly held by the Beis Din.
The Beis Din only acknowledged these monies in a letter dated February 3,
2002.
The Arbitrators’ Award must be vacated pursuant to California Code of
Civil Procedure section 1286.2 on the grounds that:
1. the award was procured by corruption and fraud of the arbitrators
and that their misconduct substantially prejudiced the rights of
respondents;
2. the arbitrator Rabbi Gershon Bess failed to disclose a familial
relationship with a client of one of the Respondents and inappropriately
used his authority for the financial benefit of his son to the detriment of
Respondents;
3. the arbitrators exceeded their authority in attempting to benefit
the son of one of the arbitrators;
4. the arbitrators exceeded their authority by including six new
plaintiffs/creditors in the award who were not part of the Arbitration
Agreement and improperly included a lien on all income of Respondents.
In the alternative, this Court is requested to correct the Arbitration
Award pursuant to California Code of Civil Procedure section 1286.6. The sixadditional plaintiffs/creditors and the language regarding the lien should
be removed from the Award.
2. TIME LINE OF EVENTS
The following is a time line of events:
a. July 24, 2001 Arbitration Agreement signed by Rocky Stefansky on the
one hand and Marc Haberman for himself and the C-cubed respondents on the
other. [Exhibit 1];
b. July 24, 2001 Arbitration hearing conducted. Mr. Haberman was
without representation despite assurances of Rabbi Union. [Dec. Marc
Haberman ¶¶22-29];
c. August 2, 2001 Plaintiff/Petitioner files complaint short captioned
C-cubed Solutions, Inc. a Delaware Corp. et. al. v. Marc Haberman LASC Case
No. BC255351. Complaint was not served until January 27, 2002. [Dec. Marc
Haberman ¶¶40];
d. August 2, 2001 Ex-parte Application of Plaintiff/Petitioner is
denied by Judge Dzintra Janavs. No notice of the ex-parte or its results
were provided to Respondents. [Dec. Marc Haberman ¶¶43];
e. Late August 2001 Hearing date set by Arbitrators despite request for
reasonable continuance of Mr. Haberman to reschedule convenient date for his
counsel. The entire hearing concerned alleged violations of the
non-existent provisional order. This was the first time Mr. Haberman
received the Arbitrators July 25, 2001 letter.[Dec. Marc Haberman ¶¶30-31 &
38;
f. September 10th and 11th , 2001 further arbitration hearing
conducted; [Dec. Marc Haberman ¶¶35];
g. October 22, 2001 C-cubed respondents email to Sylmark request for
payment of outstanding invoices. [Dec. Steve Durham ¶¶9 & 10, Exhibit 13];
h. November 4, 2001 at about 12:23 p.m. Marc Haberman received a
telephone call from Arbitrator Rabbi Union. Rabbi Union told Mr. Haberman
that the Beis Din is taking the Sylmark funds owed C-cubed and threatened
that if service is interrupted to Sylmark it will effect the outcome of the
award. [Dec. Marc Haberman ¶¶51-62, Exhibit 7];
i. November 4, 2001 at about 12:39 p.m. Mr. Haberman telephoned his
then counsel Rabbi Fried. [Dec. Marc Haberman ¶¶63.];
j. November 4, 2001 at about 12:41 p.m. Mr. Haberman called Mr. Asher
Low to report the conversation and request funding to continue support of
Sylmark. [Dec. M. Haberman ¶¶54, Exhibit 7 and Dec. Asher Low];

k. November 4, 2001 Mr. Haberman called Aron Gold to report the
conversation. [Dec. M. Haberman ¶¶65. Dec. Aron Gold];
l. November 4, 2001 at 2:28 p.m. Mr. Haberman called Mr. Steve Durham
to report the threatening call and to see if service to Sylmark could
continue. [Dec. M. Haberman ¶¶67-70, Exhibit 7];
m. November 4, 2001 at 2:52 p.m. Mr. Durham telephoned Arbitrator Rabbi
Union and in the call Arbitrator Rabbi Union affirmed his statements to Mr.
Haberman. ¶¶20-24, Exhibit 15];
n. November 5, 2001 Mr. Durham forwarded a letter to Sylmark requesting
that the money owed be paid to C-cubed and not the Beis Din. [Dec. Steve
Durham ¶¶26 Exhibit 8];
o. November, 2001 No other clients of C-cubed were contacted by the
Arbitrators;
p. November 6-9th, 2001 Service was cut to Sylmark. [Dec. Marc Haberman
¶¶75, Dec. 28, Exhibit 14]
q. December 14, 2001 Arbitration Award includes six newplaintiffs/creditors, improperly orders a lien "on all income" and fails to
set any grounds for the basis of the decision talking primarily about
alleged violations of non-existent orders.
3. ANALYSIS
a. Award Must Be Vacated Because Of Arbitrator Misconduct and
Overreaching of Their Authority
California Code of Civil Procedure section 1286.2 provides:
(a) Subject to Section 1286.4, the court shall vacate the award if the
court determines any of the following:

(1) The award was procured by corruption, fraud or other undue means.

(2) There was corruption in any of the arbitrators.

(3) The rights of the party were substantially prejudiced by
misconduct of a neutral arbitrator.

(4) The arbitrators exceeded their powers and the award cannot be
corrected without affecting the merits of the decision upon the controversy
submitted.

(5) The rights of the party were substantially prejudiced by the
refusal of the arbitrators to postpone the hearing upon sufficient cause
being shown therefor or by the refusal of the arbitrators to hear evidence
material to the controversy or by other conduct of the arbitrators contrary
to the provisions of this title.

(6) An arbitrator making the award either: (A) failed to disclose
within the time required for disclosure a ground for disqualification of
which the arbitrator was then aware; or (B) was subject to disqualification
upon grounds specified * * * but failed upon receipt of timely demand to
disqualify himself or herself as required by that provision. . .

(b) Petitions to vacate an arbitration award pursuant to Section
1285 are subject to provisions of section 128.7.

C.C.P. §§1286.2.

The Court in Betz v. Pankow (1st Dist. 1995) 31 Cal.App.4th 1503, 1508
ruled that "an award must be vacated if the court determines, inter alia,
that the rights of a party were substantially prejudiced by the misconduct
or bias of a neutral arbitrator." (Code Civ. Proc. §§1286.2, subds. (b) &
(c)."
The Betz court went further to rule that:
the established test for making this determination when a party asserts
prejudice because of an arbitrator’s conflict of interest is whether the
record reveals facts which might create an impression of possible bias. The
test is an objective one – whether such an impression is created in the eyes
of the hypothetical reasonable person. As the cases demonstrate, the test
is also fact specific. There is no bright line of demarcation for the
existence of an impression of possible bias, and each case must be
considered in light of its particular circumstances.

A frequent cause for an impression of possible bias is the existenceof a present or past business relationship between the arbitrator and a
party, its counsel or a witness. Such a relationship suggests a pecuniary
interest on the part of the arbitrator or that the arbitrator will place
unusual trust or confidence in the party with whom the relationship
existed, thus giving the arbitrator reason to favor the party for reasons
wholly unrelated to the merits of the arbitration.
Id at 1508-1509(emph. added & citations omitted).
In Ceriale v. Amco Ins. Co. (2nd Dist. 1996) 48 Cal.App.4th 500, 504
ruled:
the trial court may vacate an arbitration award pursuant to Code of
Civil Procedure section 1286.2. In pertinent part, section 1286.2 states
that ‘. . .the court shall vacate the award if the court determines . .
.¶¶(c) [t]he rights of the party were substantially prejudiced by misconduct
of a neutral arbitrator.
California Rules of Court, rule 1606(a) provides that "[i]t shall be the
duty of the arbitrator to determine whether any cause exists for
disqualification upon any of the grounds set forth in section 170.1 of the
Code of Civil Procedure . . ." In pertinent part, Code of Civil Procedure
section 170.1, subdivision (a)(6) provides for disqualification of a judge
when "a person aware of the facts might reasonably entertain doubt that the
judge would be able to be impartial."
Id. at 504.
In Ceriale the court vacated an arbitration award on the appearance of
possible bias merely because the arbitrator in Ceriale was an attorney for a
party in another non-binding arbitration where plaintiff’s counsel in the
Ceriale case was the arbitrator. Id. at 506. The Ceriale court reasoned
that the "decision is not a reflection on the integrity of the arbitrators
involved here. We assume they maintain the highest ethical standards.
Nonetheless, we must reverse the judgment because a reasonable person might
have an impression of possible bias under the instant facts." Id at
506-507.
In the instant case, it is undisputed that:
1. Arbitrator Rabbi Gershon Bess is the son of Mark Bess the President
of Sylmark and then largest client of respondents C-cubed [Exhibit 4, Dec.
Marc Haberman ¶¶16 & 17];
2. this relationship was not disclosed by the Arbitrators. [Dec. Marc
Haberman ¶¶16-21];
3. Sylmark owed C-cubed approximately $30,000 in October/November of
2001 and that C- cubed requested payment on October 22, 2001[Exhibit 13,
Dec. Steve Durham ¶¶5-10];
4. Without authority the Arbitrators ordered Sylmark funds to be
deposited with the Beis Din [Exhibit 6, Transcript of August 2, 2001
hearing, Exhibit 10, Feb. 3, 2002 letter of Arbitrators];
5. The Arbitrators did not require other C-cubed clients with
outstanding balances to deposit funds with them. [Dec. of Marc Haberman
¶¶76-77; Dec. Steve Durham ¶¶30-31; Dec. Asher Low ¶¶11;
6. No accounting had ever been provided regarding the Sylmark funds as
would be required in any Court ordered receivership. It is unknown if the
monies had been paid, how they been paid, when they were paid or to whom
they were paid. [Dec. Marc Haberman ¶¶87, Dec. Steve Durham ¶¶29]
7. The Arbitration Award includes six plaintiffs/creditors that were
never part of the arbitration agreement.[Exhibit 1 Arbitration Agreement &
Exhibit 3, December 14, 2001 award]; and
8. The Arbitration Award provides no basis for findings of breach offiduciary duty, but merely describes alleged violations of provisional
remedies the Arbitrators had no authority to make. [Exhibit 3 and Exhibit
6].
Based upon these facts alone which cannot be disputed, a reasonable
person would have to conclude an impression of possible bias and therefore
the Award must be vacated and reheard with new arbitrators.
b. Arbitrator Rabbi Union’s Threatening Telephone Call To Respondent Is
Misconduct and Evidences Bias and Partiality of the Arbitrators
The telephone call from the Arbitrator was an inappropriate ex-parte
communication which evidenced the bias and partiality of the Arbitrators
against Respondents. The telephone call came after C-cubed’s October 22,
2001 email requesting payment by Sylmark. Dec. Steve Durham ¶¶9 & 10 Exhibit
14. The phone records and the testimony of Marc Haberman, Steve Durham,
Asher Low and Aron Gold evidence the threat made by the arbitrators.
Mr. Haberman’s telephone records evidence an incoming call at 12:23 p.m.
on November 4, 2001. The statement does not indicate incoming calls. Dec.
Marc Haberman ¶¶52, Exhibit 7. Mr. Durham’s telephone records indicate a
telephone call to Rabbi Union at 2:52 p.m. on November 4, 2001 to the number
323-397-1018. Dec. Steve Durham ¶¶20 and Exhibit 15.
Ex-parte communications are inappropriate in an arbitration and under
certain circumstances require vacation of an arbitration award. [A.M.
Classic Construction, Inc. v. Tri-Build Development Co. 70 Cal.App.4th 1470,
1478.]
It is clear that the threats made by Rabbi Union implicated him in
arbitrator misconduct for the benefit of one of the Rabbi’s sons and
evidences the biased state of mind of the arbitrators. The statements are
supported by undisputed facts. Accordingly, the Arbitration Award must be
vacated for arbitrator misconduct.
c. The Arbitrators Had No Authority To Grant Provisional Remedies
Arbitrators ordinarily have no power to grant preliminary or provisional
relief. See [Badgley v. Van. Upp (1993) 20 Cal.App.4th 218, 221( ruling
receivership and preliminary injunction "ordinarily unavailable in
arbitration."); Outdoor Services, Inc. Pabagold, Inc. (1986) 185 Cal.App.3d
676, 685 (ruling "Attachment is relief unavailable through arbitration . .
."); and Marsch v. Williams(1994) 23 Cal.App.4th 238, 246 (ruling Section
1281.8 does not authorize an arbitrator to appoint a receiver."]
The arbitrators own alleged interim order, in the instant action,
acknowledged that the Superior Court would have to order relief.
Specifically the Arbitrators’ July 25, 2001 letter states:
The Beis Din authorizes the enforcement of these orders through the
Superior Court of Los Angeles, and explicitly authorizes filing for
temporary protective orders and appropriate restraining orders to uphold the
terms contained herein, pending final determinations of the arbitrators.
Exhibit 2.
On August 2, 2001 plaintiff Stefansky through counsel appeared before
Honorable Dzintra Janavs, in order to simply ‘rubber stamp’ the alleged
interim order of the Arbitrators. Judge Janavs denied the relief requested
on the grounds that: 1. if the request was a confirmation hearing than
proper notice was "absolutely necessary" [Exhibit 6 p. 1 lns 22-28- p. 2
lns. 1-4]; 2. if the request was to enjoin Mr. Haberman from competing then
it was against the law [Exhibit 6 p. 2 lns. 19-27]; 3. if the request was in
the nature of a Writ of Attachment then plaintiff was in the wrong Court and
filled the wrong paper [Exhibit 6 p. 3 lns 1-4]; and 4. no irreparable harm
was shown for any preliminary injunction. [Exhibit 6 p. 3 lns 5-14].Accordingly, the relief was denied. [Exhibit 6 p. ln. 19]
California Code of Civil Procedure section 1281.8(b) permits a party to
an arbitration to seek provisional relief from the court, but a proper
showing must be made. Woolley v. Embassy Suites, Inc. (1991) 227 Cal.App.3d
1520, 1527.
Marc Haberman was never informed of the ex-parte application or its
results. [Dec. Marc Haberman ¶¶43]. It is safely assumed, however, that the
Arbitrators knew full well that the relief sought from Judge Janavs was
denied and that there was no authority for them to require turnover of
Sylmark’s funds, Marc Haberman’s personal assets or the other restrictions
they intended to impose.
The whole matter of the Sylmark funds enuring to the financial benefit
of one of the Arbitrator’s sons goes directly to the Arbitrators’ lack of
authority to require the turnover. The bias and partiality of the
Arbitrators is strewn throughout the award. The Arbitrators accuse
respondents of "a willful and flagrant violation of the law and the orders
of this Beis Din." [Exhibit p.2 last sentence]. The facts are however that
there was no provisional order requiring respondents to do anything.
Accordingly, there was no violation of law and this was known to the
arbitrators. On the first paragraph of the last page of the Award the
arbitrators also accuse respondents of violating orders of law and the Beis
Din regarding a comptroller/receiver.
The appointment of a receiver is "unique and cannot be extended to
arbitrators in the absence of legislative action." [Marsh v. Williams (4th
Dist. 1994) 23 Cal.App.4th 238, 246]
The arbitrators had no authority to demand turnover of the Sylmark
funds or the other provisional requirements and it is evident from the award
that the alleged violations of these non- existent orders formed a large
basis for their determinations.
The arbitrators overreaching of their authority is so intertwined with
the Award and their objective taint of bias and partiality mandate that the
Award be vacated.
d. Arbitrators Had No Authority To Include Six New Plaintiffs/Creditors
or Put A Lien On All Income Derived By Respondents
An award on issues not submitted to the arbitrator "exceeds the
arbitrator’s powers" [Pacific Crown Distributors v. Brotherhood of Teamsters
& Auto Truck Drivers, Local 70 (1986) 183 Cal.App.3d 1138, 1143.]
The Arbitration Agreement sets forth the parties to the Arbitration.
The Arbitration Agreement states:
We, the undersigned, hereby agree to submit to binding arbitration the
following controversy: A comprehensive settlement of all claims and
cross-claims between Rocky Stefansky v. M. Haberman and Ccube Solutions &
Ccube India.
Exhibit 1.
The Arbitration Award however includes six other plaintiffs including
Rabbi Meir Silver, Rabbi Reuven Silver, Euro Factors New Zealand, The
Stefansky Family Limited Partnership, Super Reliable Management, and Rafi
Katz. Exhibit 3.
It is clear that the arbitrators exceeded their authority by including
alleged claims of six other creditors. The only claims to be considered as
set forth by the Arbitration Agreement is that of Rocky Stefansky.
There is no way to determine what part of the award, if any, goes to Mr.
Stefansky or the other six plaintiffs. In addition, the inclusion of these
plaintiffs evidences the bias and partiality of these arbitrators inconformity with their threats made on November 4, 2001.
The award also exceeds the powers of these arbitrators by including at
paragraph 15 an award of:
"a lien on all income derived from the customers and accounts
receivable of the abovementioned businesses and their successors, assignees,
and affiliates.
Exhibit 3 p. 3 ¶¶15.
The arbitrators have no authority to grant such a lien. They have
failed to consider codified exemptions for attachment orders and the
enforcement of judgments is solely the province of the Courts. [See Hall,
Goodhue, Haisley & Barker, Inc. v. Marconi Conference Ctr. Bd (1996) 41
Cal.App.4th 1551, 1555 vacating an amendment to judgment to add judgment
debtor as alter ego; Jordan-Lyon Productions, Inc. v. Cineplex Odeon Corp.
(1994) 29 Cal.App.4th 1459, 1467-1468.]
Since the arbitrators exceeded their authority by including new
plaintiffs/creditors and imposing a lien, the Award must be vacated,
because it cannot be corrected without affecting the merits of the decision.
e. The Award Should Be Vacated and Reheard With New Arbitrators
"Where the average person could well entertain doubt whether the
[adjudicator] was impartial, appellate courts are not required to speculate
whether the bias was actual or merely apparent, or wether the result would
have dispassionately decided [citations], but should reverse the judgment
and remand the matter to a different [adjudicator] for a new [hearing] on
all issues. [Citations]" [Roitz v. Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage Co.
(2nd Dist. 1998) 62 Cal.App.4th 716.]
The arbitrators misconduct and overreaching of their authority requires
this Court to vacate the award pursuant to California Code of Civil
Procedure section 1286.2. A reasonably objective person reviewing the facts
would conclude that the award was procured by corruption of the arbitrators
which substantially prejudiced the Respondents.
4. IN THE ALTERNATIVE THE COURT SHOULD CORRECT THE AWARD
California Code of Civil Procedure section 1286.8 provides that unless
the court vacates the award it shall correct the award if the arbitrators
exceeded their powers but the award may be corrected without affecting the
merits of the decision upon the controversy submitted.
Although, it is unclear how the award could be corrected with the
inclusion of six new plaintiffs/creditors this Court should not confirm the
award with these extra Plaintiffs/creditors contained in the Award or the
including of a lien in the order which is the sole domain of the court.
5. CONCLUSION
Based upon the forgoing, the Petition to Confirm Arbitration Award
should be vacated.
There are sufficient facts, many of which are indisputable, that evidence
that a reasonable person would determine a possible if not likely bias and
partiality of the arbitrators. This bias and partiality is clearly seen
within the arbitration award itself where new plaintiffs are included and
it is unclear who is owed what. The lengthy decision in the award regarding
alleged violations of orders that did not exist, and the failure to mention
the Sylmark funds allegedly held by the Arbitrators evidence substantial
prejudice to Respondents.

Accordingly, the Award should be vacated and set for rehearing in front
of new arbitrators, or in the alternative the award should be corrected to
exclude new plaintiffs/creditors and remove the order for a lien.
DATED: FEBRUARY 18, 2002

TUCHMAN & ASSOCIATES

AVIV L. TUCHMAN
LOREN N. COHEN
Attorneys for Respondents and Defendants
MARC HABERMAN, C-CUBED SOLUTIONS, Inc. a
Delaware Corporation, C- CUBED PRIVATE SOLUTIONS LIMITED, a business entity
formed in India

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Lakewood Community Rocked By Non-Jewish Man Posing As Jew!

From The Yeshiva World:

(Lakewood Staff Writer – YWN) The Lakewood Jewish community is shocked after learning that a “Frum” man living in the heart of Lakewood, was anything but Frum.

A source tells YWN, that a family has been living in the Forest Park area of Lakewood, NJ for the past few years, sent their kid to a Frum Yeshiva, Davened (prayed) three times a day, and was not even Jewish!

Apparently, a man posing as Mr. Natan Levi contacted “Partners In Torah” a few years back, and was interested in learning more about his “Jewish roots”. Naturally, the fabulous organization set him up with Chavrusas (study partners) to teach him all he wanted to know. The man seemed sincere that he wanted to become Frum (religious).

Eventually, the man was “Frum enough”, that he moved with his wife and kids from Kansas, and purchased a home in a prominent Development in the southern part of Lakewood, NJ. He enrolled one of his children in a Lakewood Yeshiva, and could be seen in Shul three times a day.

His charade came to a screeching halt last week – when the FBI suddenly arrived and whisked him away in handcuffs.

The charges?

Mr. Ted Larry Floyd, a Christian, had stolen the identity of a dead person by the name “Natan Levi”.

Mr. Floyd’s wife had apparently undergone some type of Geyrus (conversion process), although it is unclear who performed it, and if it is totally Kosher. His oldest child is 6-years-old.

YWN has not been able to confirm where the man is currently being held, although sources tell us he has been transferred to Kansas.

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I heard this story: Once the imposter was exposed, the rebbe the imposter learned with asked the imposter how he could keep shabbos every week in Lakewood after learning that a gentile gets the death penalty under halacha for keeping shabbos. The imposter said he always kept a key in his pocket on shabbos so as to be breaking it. The rebbe responded that he wasn’t breaking shabbos because Lakewood has an eruv, so a key in the pocket was OK. The imposter responded "You may hold by the eruv, but I don’t!"

Pashuteh Yid writes: "The worst part of it is that he actually wrote many volumes of shailos and teshuvos and was well on his way to becoming a renowned posek. He was even giving semicha to others."

Another comment: "Here you have a guy, a professional crook, and he feels perfectly comfortable moving to Lakewood…"

The Lakewooder writes: "I ALSO KNEW THEM PERSANALY AND THEY WERE REALLY WEIRD BUT THAT’S WHAT YOU EXPECT FROM KANSAS HICKS. EVERONE AROUND HERE DID EVERY THING FOR THEM SENT THEM FOOD GAVE THEM OUR OLD CLOTHES WE FELT REALLY BAD FOR THEM AND THE WIFE SHE MADE UP A REALLY BIG STORY ON HOW HER HUSBAND WAS IN THE ARMY AND WAS THE ONLY ONE TO SURVIVE IN HIS UNIT SO HE SAID THERE MUST BE A GOD AND STARTED LOOKING FOR HIS JEWISH ROOTS HE NEVER EVEN WENT TO THE ARMY THE WHOLE STORY IS JUST SICK AND US PEOPLE THAT KNEW THEM ARE REALLY SHOCKED HER KIDS WENT TO PLAYGROUP WITH OUT KIDS ITS REALLY GROSS."

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Greenwashing Their Soul

Here’s a follow-up to a previous post about efforts by Whole Foods to fool the public. The company, in the ultimate act of "greenwashing," wants special praise for offering consumers "100 percent" recycled paper bags. The campaign rests on the false belief that plastic bags are more harmful to the environment and costly to produce. Nonsense. And yet, the public continues to be mislead by companies that offer this masquerade of green citizenship. To repeat: Whole Foods has done nothing new here. Zero. But the company wants you to think otherwise.

Ray Haynes writes for the Examiner:

Washington DC (Map, News) – Every year companies pull out their green camouflage as Earth Day approaches. That’s happening now as corporate titans lead the battle to ban plastic bags in the name of environmental protection. But what they really are trying to protect are their profits and greenwash their reputations.

While there are so many meaningful ways to improve the environment, legislators target a symbol – a plastic grocery bag – to try to promote an environmental agenda.

For instance, the biggest paper bag maker in the country is Duro Bag Manufacturing Co. The firm’s interest is obvious: Outlaw its competition to increase its profits.

It’s a wonderful scam. Arguing for a plastic ban allows Duro to mask its self-interest with eco-rhetoric. The company, which might be one of the biggest consumer of trees in the nation, is selling an image more than a product.

A similar game is being played by Whole Foods Market, which made a big, noisy splash announcing that it was phasing out use of plastic bags.

Proclaimed the company press release, the firm was "The first U.S. supermarket to commit to completely eliminating disposable plastic grocery bags to help protect the environment and conserve resources."

Naturally, Whole Foods is selling reusable bags as a replacement. The company also pledged to continue offering paper bags of "100 percent" recycled materials.

It’s all marketing hype. The paper bags used by Whole Foods come from Duro, and only consist of 40 percent "post consumer" content, which is roughly the same as every other paper bag on the market.

Whole Foods has not been clear how it will report its use of paper or its sale of reusable bags. Whole Foods has not been transparent, or honest about the content of its bags in the media or about the harmful environmental impact of recycled paper.

Moreover, in the search for marketing bang, these companies ignore the basic fact that plastic bags can be recycled. Indeed, it costs an incredible 91 percent less to recycle equivalent weights of plastic and paper, and the plastic recycling market is growing as consumers become aware of the option.

Plastic bags, made from natural gas, also are tree-friendly. In contrast, the production of even "recycled" paper bags requires constant infusions of virgin timber. Countless more trees will die so Whole Foods can provide its customers with paper bags.

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The Orthodox Connection To The NYT’s Corrupt Arms Suppliers To Afghans Sotry

The Bar-Kochba Botach in this story is a Los Angeles Orthodox Jew. He owns www.botachtactical.com at 3423 West 43rd Place Los Angeles, CA 90008.

His brother is Rabbi Shmuley Boteach.

Bar-Kochba Botach is not accused of any wrong-doing in this story.

The Efraim E. Diveroli in this story used to be Orthodox.

Here’s the New York Times story:

Miami-Dade P.D.

YOUNG EXECUTIVE David M. Packouz, 25, was AEY’s vice president. He is a licensed masseur.

Miami-Dade P.D.

Efraim E. Diveroli

…Michael Diveroli, Efraim’s father, had incorporated the company in 1999, when Efraim was 13. For several years, a period when the company appeared to have limited activity, Michael Diveroli, who now operates a police supply company down the street from AEY’s office, was listed as the company’s sole executive.

In 2004, AEY listed Efraim Diveroli, then 18, as an officer with a 1 percent ownership stake.

The younger Diveroli’s munitions experience appeared to be limited to a short-lived job in Los Angeles for Botach Tactical, a military and police supply company owned by his uncle, Bar-Kochba Botach.

Mr. Diveroli cut off an interview when asked about Botach Tactical. Mr. Botach, reached by telephone, said that both Michael and Efraim Diveroli had briefly worked for him, but that after seeing the rush of federal contracts available after the wars began, they had struck out on their own.

“They just left me and took my customer base with them,” he said. “They basically said: ‘Why should we work for Botach? Let’s do it on our own.’ ”

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Let’s Talk About The Right Of ‘Bameh Dantoni’

It’s in the Shulchan Aruch. It means that if you lose in a Beit Din (Jewish law court), you have the right to ask the judges to explain why they ruled as they did.

When you take a case to the RCC, they insist that you wave your right to this explanation.

This is rare among Beit Din.

Why do the RCC insist so?

Because they don’t want to be sued.

But is this right? Is it Torah?

Let’s talk about cloaking. Let’s talk about Haggadus Eichus.

Let’s say you have a reluctant witness. He doesn’t want to irritate a powerful person with his testimony. So this cloaking device allows the Beit Din to go investigate on their own.

In front of the Beit Din, you can’t argue dismiss testimony by arguing it is "hearsay" or "irrelevant." There is no statute of limitations with a Beit Din. The judges will decide if testimony is irrelevant or hearsay. There are no procedural objections in a Beit Din.

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What Is The West Coast Rabbinical Court?

I think it is for Sephardic Jews. It is run by Rabbi Gavriel Cohen whose claim to fame is his ability get divorces from men reluctant to give their wife a get (Jewish divorce) so she can remarry.

I believe Rabbi Cohen can’t stand the Rabbinical Council of California.

It breaks my heart to see this dissension among Jews.

I’m a uniter, not a divider.

From the March 1, 2002 issue of the Jewish Journal:

While Reform and Conservative leaders celebrated the decision with cautious optimism, some Orthodox rabbis expressed grave concern for its implications.

Rabbi Gavriel Cohen, head of the West Coast Rabbinical Court (Beth Din) said in his opinion the decision means Conservative and Reform rabbis will need to take "a more responsible approach" in the way they perform conversions.

"They should be a lot more careful about bringing people into the Jewish nation," Cohen said. "Many times rabbis are under pressure because a person in their community wants to make sure the conversion goes through as in, ‘My son has to get married to this girl, convert her.’ They should not bow to that pressure."

Cohen said the basic minimum for any conversion should be that the convert accept the Torah and all of its laws.

"If you want to be a Jew you must accept the full commitment of the Torah. If you’re not going to, then why become Jewish?"

Rabbi Elazar Muskin of Young Israel of Century City had similar concerns.

"On the one hand, it’s a technical ruling regarding the identification cards but on the other hand it changes the status quo that has existed for 50-plus years, since Ben- Gurion decided the rabbinate should be the ones to make these decisions," said Muskin. "It’s a step backwards as far as unity is concerned because the Orthodox won’t accept it. If a conversion is halachic, everyone agrees [that the person is Jewish]. The Orthodox agree, the Conservative agree, the Reform agree. But it doesn’t work the other way around."

But Rabbi Yosef Kanefsky of B’nai David Judea argued against the mainstream Orthodox opinion, saying he believed that the power of the Orthodox rabbinate to define how religion is conducted in Israel is not productive for the Jewish people as a whole.

"As an Orthodox rabbi, I would not recognize the vast majority of Conservative and Reform converts as being Jews. In that sense, this ruling is going to create problems," he said. "But I think it is better for Israeli society at large that Conservative and Reform Judaism have the opportunity to bring secular Israelis into the religious fold. In that sense, this gives the Conservative and Reform movements a greater presence there and that is good. Israeli society will be better off when there are more expressions of Judaism to choose from."

Leder agreed. "If stringent Orthodoxy is the only religious option for Israelis, then the overwhelming majority of Israelis will continue to be secular," Leder noted. "Sensible Orthodox rabbis who want Jews to be something rather than nothing understand this."

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Does The RCC Elevate Or Denigrate Los Angeles?

In its present incarnation, the Rabbinical Council of California (RCC) dates back to circa 1985 when Rabbi Avrohom Union came to town.

At that time, the saintly Rabbi Yehuda Bukspan ran kosher certification for many products and places.

So let’s move our story to 1996.

Rabbi Bukspan oversaw the certification for the bagels in Noah’s Bagels.

The RCC strong-armed Rabbi Bukspan out of the way and took over his certifying business.

The RCC said they were "elevating the standards of kashrut in Los Angeles."

I’m all for that. Who isn’t for elevation?

So the RCC told people, "If you use Rabbi Bukspan for kashrut, we can’t attend your simchas (holy parties)."

So they strong-armed their way in like the Mafia or their holiness permeated Los Angeles, depending on your hashkafa (outlook).

I prefer to look on the bright side of things.

Now there’s a big battle between the RCC and Rabbi Teichman’s Kehilla Kosher certification.

If there was a conference for geniuses, Rabbi Teichman would be sitting on the dais while I’d be in the men’s room replacing the toilet paper.

So the RCC took over the kashrut certification for Noah’s Bagels away from Rabbi Yehuda Bukspan in the summer/fall of 1996 and then took it away from Noah’s Bagels a year later. Rabbi Bukspan returned to squeeze and certify the bagels.

The RCC had no problem certifying Noah’s bagels as kosher even though the store was open on Shabbos.

Hey, we’re taking a buck here. Why get all legalistic when one can make a few bucks certifying kosher bagels, even when they’re sold on Shabbat.

The RCC and Kehilla Kosher were going to merge back in 1996 but they fought over Noah’s Bagels and have been bitter enemies ever since.

Oy ve, so much hating over bagels.

In the fall of 1997, Rabbi Mandel from Beth Jacob took over the hashgacha (kosher certification) at the Pico/Beverlywood store until it closed.

From my live cam chat (more than 8000 hits in a month) where all the gedolim of Los Angeles gather:

TheirFormerMoralLeader:  What kind of gum does a moral leader choose to chew?
TheirFormerMoralLeader:  Does gum in any way affect one’s ability to lead a moral life?
TheirFormerMoralLeader:   Does gum in any way affect one’s ability to lead a moral life?
TheirFormerMoralLeader:  Do you keep kosher?
TheirFormerMoralLeader:  Do you keep your hovel kosher?
TheirFormerMoralLeader:  Would I have to take my shoes off before I walked into the hovel for it is holy ground?
TheirFormerMoralLeader:  Many of my friends disagree with me on this topic, and some of them are certainly brighter than I. My convictions in these few pages, however, were hard won. I did not inherit the doctrine of the Sabbath. I accepted it reluctantly, in the face of pressur
TheirFormerMoralLeader:  pressures of culture, church, family, and employment. Many years later when my friend Robert Brinsmead gave up Sabbath observance and wrote at length against it, I reviewed the whole matter and consequently published The Forgotten Day.
TheirFormerMoralLeader:  How do I overcome my anti-Sabbatarian tendencies?
TheirFormerMoralLeader:  Have you ever felt Sabbatarianly challenged?
TheirFormerMoralLeader:  I am in a 13 step program for people who are Sabbatarianly challenged!
Emma:  Hey Luke
TheirFormerMoralLeader:  We added one step to the traditional 12.
Emma:  Luke theres smoke coming from your fingers….. lol I dont think ive heard anyone type so fast
Emma:  Lol I see
guest777:  Luke don’t forsake us
User TheirFormerMoralLeader changed their name to Enigmatic.
guest777:  your fans await you…
Enigmatic:  What kind of fans?
guest777:  losers shoe don’t have a life
guest777:  who
guest777:  and can’t type
Enigmatic:  http://home.nestor.minsk.by/jazz/news/2008/03/2102.html
Enigmatic:  Luke, here’s something for your more mature fans.
Enigmatic:  Do you, Luke aka Levi, like Jazz?
Enigmatic:  Avroham
Enigmatic:  at the RCC.
Enigmatic:  Maybe…………
Enigmatic:  just maybe………
Enigmatic:  Abner Weiss.
Enigmatic:  He’s the most independent and broad-minded rabbi in the city.
Enigmatic:  Do you like Jazz?
User guest783 left the room.
guest777:  Lakewood Community Rocked By Non-Jewish Man Posing As Jew
Enigmatic:  Does scratching your beard bring Kabbilistic blessings?
YourMoralLeader:  whoa?
YourMoralLeader:  777?
guest777:  yes master
guest777:  do your feet need washing?
YourMoralLeader:  welcome khun
Enigmatic:  I heard he wasn’t circumcised.
Emma:  Do you like being called master Luke?
KhunDiddy:  can’t stay long…just dropped by to say hello…Hello Emma
guest777:  beats maturbator
Emma:  Hey Diddy
KhunDiddy:  Emma have you dropped by the Hovel yet or do you just lust for Luke on the computer?
Emma:  Oh alright then MASTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
KhunDiddy:  He needs to be exoerienced in person to be fully appreciated
KhunDiddy:  experienced
guest777:  mystery
Emma:  lol
KhunDiddy:  Emma  Give it up..Luke wants you…you need him
Enigmatic:  Could you play the role of a preacher?
Emma:  Exactley Diddy
KhunDiddy:  She’s in Ireland?
KhunDiddy:  what she doing there?
Emma:  I was born here
Enigmatic:  Luke, how come you never gave up that foreign accent?
KhunDiddy:  too far away…
Emma:  lol!
KhunDiddy:  once an Aussie always an Aussie
Enigmatic:  Have you ever been confused for a mexican with that accent?
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Enigmatic:  or a Frenchie?
Enigmatic:  Italian?
KhunDiddy:  although Aussie actors do good American English on films and then change back when they get on
KhunDiddy:  Emma give us a few Chorus’ of Tura Lura Lura even though we won’t be able to hear you…
KhunDiddy:  Emma do you have Red Hair?
KhunDiddy:  White White Skin?
YourMoralLeader:  welcome master chaim
KhunDiddy:  Chaim is here…Hi Chaim
YourMoralLeader:  we’ve been waiting for you
ChaimAmalek:  Call me Shmura Matzho
guest777:  rise already
KhunDiddy:  The poor Jews Eliot Spitzer
ChaimAmalek:  How are things on the Torah corral?
KhunDiddy:  business as usual
guest777:  OK?
KhunDiddy:  has everyone had their nap today?
ChaimAmalek:  All Jews named Eliot have problems in life
Enigmatic:  I have a Schmura Pecker!
KhunDiddy:  Luke did you get a nap in…40 winks?
guest777:  two naps and milk and cookies
User guest784 left the room.
ChaimAmalek:  I like this view
ChaimAmalek:  It looks like a professor’s study
ChaimAmalek:  All those books, the unkempt appearance
Enigmatic:  Chaim, where are you tonight? New York, Pig’s knuckle, Iowa………where oh where……..
KhunDiddy:  the shvartzer who took over has had more Ho’s than Eliot plus he does drugs
ChaimAmalek:  I am wherever a Jew is in need.
KhunDiddy:  Eliot should have stayed on
User guest409 (24.250.221.64) entered the room.
ChaimAmalek:  Wellllll…..I think he did a whole lot more than boink a whore
KhunDiddy:  that rascal
ChaimAmalek:  Misuse of state police to spy on his political opponents, for starters.
Enigmatic:  pigs’ knuckles – feet or knuckles of hogs used as food; pickled or stewed or jellied
guest777:  http://abcnews.go.com/2020/Story?id=4488623&page=1
ChaimAmalek:  As described in the NY Times, the guy was a nut job
Enigmatic:  And…………….?
KhunDiddy:  why not…he was the Governor…did he dodge snipers in Bosnia like Hillary?
ChaimAmalek:  Luke, if you would but eat concentrated protein ie meat, you would free up lots of chewing time for more productive activities
KhunDiddy:  stay awhile and watch Luke floss his teeth later…not to be missed
KhunDiddy:  he might be getting ready right now

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